Misheard MJ lyrics

[mosaic]

Does anyone understand what the heck hes's saying on "She Got It"?

[Gaiaschild]

On the earth song I thought the lyrics were, I couldn't work out many of them


what about the common man
he is a freak

when it actually says

What about the common man

Can't we set him free

On the DS song although the lyrics are supposed to be Dom Sheldon is a cold man I swear he is singing Tom Sneddon is a cold man

[Tom]

On the DS song although the lyrics are supposed to be Dom Sheldon is a cold man I swear he is singing Tom Sneddon is a cold man

That's the point. He did it so he couldn't get sued.

[afrika]

I'm sorry to ask you guys, but does anybody here knows what Michael is saying at the end of ''they don't care about us'' it goes like this THEY SEND ME ON FIRE what comes after that??!!

Thank you in advance

[Tom]

I'm sorry to ask you guys, but does anybody here knows what Michael is saying at the end of ''they don't care about us'' it goes like this THEY SEND ME ON FIRE what comes after that??!!

Thank you in advance

"All I wanna say is that, they dont really care about us"
"Im here to remind you"

[Rockin.]

hahaha! i hope someone told him it sounded llike this, bet he'd have laughed!


I have misheard many lyrics, but I was just listening to They Don't Care About Us, and I used to think he said "You're Rippin me of my Prada for God's Sake". Hehe - well, he does love his fashion! Haha

[afrika]

"All I wanna say is that, they dont really care about us"
"Im here to remind you"

Thanks

[GoldenLady]

I'm sorry if this has already been done before, but as a child i used to sing "beat it, beat it, no one wants to beat the feeling"
and my mum sings "keep on, with the fox trot, don't stop 'til you get enough" :|

has anybody else thought MJ said something, which was totally different to what he actually says? i can't name many, MJ has a cool and clear voice :D

I confess, i had to read the lyrics to Human Nature, :S


hahaha. whenever my dad sings human nature he says "get thee out into the night time" instead of "get me out"
but i've done that so many times with a lot of his songs like "in the closet" in the background he is saying "dare me" I always thought he was saying "you heard me"

[afrika]

yea LOL and in they dont really care about the adlib towards the end i have NOOOOOOOOO clue what he says but it sounds like dont-you-set-that-boshmeck-now-babay!!!! << i know thats awful! LOL but its just sounds like jibberish to me!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_62tu_tjqNg
starts at 4:05

i know this sounds weird, but it sounds to me '' don't you tung back at me baby'' does that make any sense??

By the way i love this thread!!!

[GoldenLady]

Lady in my Life...

Right up until 2 nights ago (when I eventually looked up the lyrics) I was singing "Girl, I'm gonna' give you one" instead of "Girl, I'm gonna' keep you warm"!! Ooops!

haha I always though he was saying that too!!!!

[Gaiaschild]

That's the point. He did it so he couldn't get sued.

I thought as much, he was cheeky. Lol.

[Samtkaninchen]

Haha, those mishearings are great! :rofl:
Hmm, especially as a non-native speaker I sometimes have to listen very carefully to understand everything if I don't have the written lyrics.
In Stranger in Moscow I used to understand:

Pay-TV is stalking me

instead of
KGB was doggin' me ... :blush:
Well, that didn't make much sense to me ... :smilerolleyes:

[SpunkyFunky]

Haha, those mishearings are great! :rofl:
Hmm, especially as a non-native speaker I sometimes have to listen very carefully to understand everything if I don't have the written lyrics.
In Stranger in Moscow I used to understand:

Pay-TV is stalking me

instead of
KGB was doggin' me ... :blush:
Well, that didn't make much sense to me ... :smilerolleyes:


LOL thats damn funny!!!! hahahhahahah! pay-tv is stalking me looooooooooooool!

[kes1984]

In PTY I always thought it was TAKE A BATH, TAKE A BATH

This thread is funny as BTW!

[charlotte2807]

I became a fan when I was 10 years old and I am from Holland.
So at that age my English wasn't very good, so I just made up my own "jabbatalk", haha!
For example Billie Jean...........

"Before the days and before the nights, I was lone outside.
But he can dance when she's in the man, her stin in but lance."

No English, no Dutch, no language at all! :)

[XxWelshFanxX]

i know this sounds weird, but it sounds to me '' don't you tung back at me baby'' does that make any sense??


I think he says "Don't just sit back, get furstrated"

[SoCav]

I think he says "Don't just sit back, get furstrated"
I always thought it was "Don't just sit back and watch the pity." :unsure:

[mjbunny]

I don't think anyone knows what the heck he said there in TDCAA, lolol. To me it always sounded something like "don't you sit back and boxta, baby!" LOL... whatever that would mean :lmao:

[MJfan10]

hahaaa :lol:

when MJ sings Beat It live has anyone noticed he goes, "they told him don't you ever come around sh..."
I dunno if he swears but he doesn't say "here"
i noticed on the Bucharest DVD, but then i thought it was just me
and he says it on Beat It live from the Bad tour toooo...

hmmm, :lol: might just be me :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOqY18Nzr1A&feature=channel_page

^When I heard it the second time I got this: "They told him don't you ever come around sh*t dont wanna be a b*tch you better disappear"

But I'm not sure if he really said that, it would be really cool if he did!! :D

[MJfan82]

Ok, I got one for you guys, and I'm still not sure what he is saying! lol


Song: Monkey Business

@5:26 it sounds like Michael says "Mother ****in kids babay".....Someone please clarify, lol.


Link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOmFLzC_ZHU

[MJfan82]

Does anyone understand what the heck hes's saying on "She Got It"?



ROFLMAO.............NO!!!! lololol. I think he made his own language on that song, lol

[mosaic]

Ok, I got one for you guys, and I'm still not sure what he is saying! lol


Song: Monkey Business

@5:26 it sounds like Michael says "Mother ****in kids babay".....Someone please clarify, lol.


Link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOmFLzC_ZHU


I hear m effin something too.

[mosaic]

ROFLMAO.............NO!!!! lololol. I think he made his own language on that song, lol

Does this sound close? lmao


Hot legs all into the room
net stocking, purple panties that show
she's got balloons and a ring in her nose
she's got musky musk all into the seat
she's got .....


hot licks all up to her neck
she's got funky fingers? but she's giving sex
she's got bad legs all into the truth
she's got falling water but she's singing the blues
....but she did rock and roll

too much for me now
too much for me
that big ? of ball
too much for me

hot legs all into the room
she's got musty water hiding cheaper perfume
she's got net stockings, purple panties that show
she's got bad lips with a ring in her nose
she's got monkey musk all into her seat
she wants to be a movie star
she's set up indeed

[Gonetoosoon]

Here's a few from me from my younger days haha

Billie Jean
And mama always told me,
Be careful what you do!
Don't go around making young girls hot!

Beat It
Beat it! Beat it
Beat it! Beat it
Noone wants to be defeated
Showing how funky strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who showed up right
Just beat it

The Way You Make me Feel
I like the group of your -
walk, your talk, your dress!

..

I never looked so good before
Just promise baby you'll love me forever more!


Bad
Well they say the sky's the limit,
And it makes me smell a fruit

How embarrassing haha

[makaveli_80]

The one that gets me everytime is Smooth Criminal.

The part where MJ sings: Annie are you ok, would tell me that you are ok.


What I heard: Any are you wonky, Any you wonking any?

[8701girl]

haha I always though he was saying that too!!!!


So did i! :lol:

[Suzie B]

haha I always though he was saying that too!!!!

So did I....for years and years!!

[Suzie B]

Oh and on They Don't Care About Us I thought it was "Don't you bother MJ" when its "Throw the brother in jail"....Sang it wrong until about a year ago...ooops!

[andyroser]

this thread is too funny lol :hysterical:

[XxWelshFanxX]

In One More Chance where he sings
"Shelter, come and rescue me out of this storm,
And, out of this cold I need someone,"

I thought he said " Come and rescue me out of this store, and I love this coat"

[nobodyhome]

in she's driving me wild, there's a part where he is saying

"The girl is wasting over
Cause she knows she looks hot"

But to me, it sounded like he was saying

"The girl is wasting over
Cause she knows she loves the c***"

I can't hear it any differently now, lol

[SpunkyFunky]

In One More Chance where he sings
"Shelter, come and rescue me out of this storm,
And, out of this cold I need someone,"

I thought he said " Come and rescue me out of this store, and I love this coat"

hahahahah thats cool. yeah it sounds like that!!! hahaha

[makaveli_80]

hey guys I have another one if you listen to 'You Wanna Be Startinn Somethin'

listen between 3.09 -3.24 in the song. I swear he is saying 'Your A Vegtable'

I happened to hear this years ago and to this day that is what i still hear.

[MJfan82]

In One More Chance where he sings
"Shelter, come and rescue me out of this storm,
And, out of this cold I need someone,"

I thought he said " Come and rescue me out of this store, and I love this coat"

LOL, that is hilarious!

[MJfan82]

hey guys I have another one if you listen to 'You Wanna Be Startinn Somethin'

listen between 3.09 -3.24 in the song. I swear he is saying 'Your A Vegtable'

I happened to hear this years ago and to this day that is what i still hear.

because that IS what he is saying, lol...you are correct.

[Naytobes]

In they don't are about us, he says

In the suite, on the news
Everybody dog food

I thought he was saying 'everybody's dog poo' :lol:

[makaveli_80]

because that IS what he is saying, lol...you are correct.

lol so Mj was calling someone a vegtable afterall. i could never find any lyrics with that part in the song.

[margo68]

In Liberian girl I always understood

"Naku penda piya
Naku when your near
pants away"




instead of


Naku penda piya
Naku taka piya
Mpenziwe”

[littlesparrow]

Haha, reading these made me laugh out loud in the coffeehouse i'm currently sitting in.
Thanks for embarrassing me, guys!

Seriously though, I can't make out any of "She Got It"!
Still outrageously good though.

[Jess...]

I used the think beat it went like this:

Show them how to f**k it!
Strong or get f***ked! (doesn't even make sense! :lol:)

and smooth criminal

Annie are you ok?
are you jealous, that you're ok :lol:

Morphine:

Demerol, Demerol
Oh God is taking demerol :o

LOL!!!


Who Is It - "... she didn't leave a letter she just #$%!ing ran away"
Smooth Criminal - "... Eddie are you walkin', will you tell us that you're walking, heard a sound at the window, it was shut down, like a shindle Eddie, he went into your appartment, left a blood space on the carpet, then he went into your bedroom, it was shut down, it was shut to"
Thriller - "... 'cos this is Thriller, Thriller night, girl I can scare you more than any ghoul could ever scare ya, Thriller, Thriller night, so let me hold you tight inside and get up, get up, tonight"
Jam - "... Jam, it aint, it aint to uh uh, it aint to uh, it aint you a wrestling man"
Speed Demon - "... you are the one you'll get who'll get it right"
Bad - "... you lucky worm, you're born to long" "... they're throwing stones at your lives" "... and they say the sky's the limit, and to me you bay you do, and my fringe you have say nothin', 'cos the way you bar your do"
Billie Jean - "... she says I am the one, but the careless of my son"

I used to think Liberian Girl was Librarian Girl until I saw the song title.

I was 10 years old when I thought those were the lyrics. :)

I laughed so hard I almost wet myself at this!!

I used to hear:
Billie Jean:
For 40 days and for 40 nights, I was on her side. But who can stand when she's in the man, hurts me and plans (or something like that - it's been so long I can't really remember)

They Don't Care About Us:
Embassy, on the loose :hysterical:

and a LOT more but am having a brain fart at the moment and can't remember anything, lol.

LOVE this thread - tooooooo funny!

[littlesparrow]

For Billie Jean, for the longest time I thought it was "for 40 days and for 40 nights, I was on her sight".

Haha, and I had the same experience with "Librarian Girl" when I was a kid listening to that album! ^

[ElleBella]

I always knew about the whole "chamon" thing, but after having a kid who is OBSESSED with Cars (the movie) for some reason I always got "Kachoww" (if you have seen Cars you will know what I'm talking about) and Chamon mixed up. So when reading my son his Cars book I would said "Chamonnnn" yeah okay that's my dork story.

[Jess...]

Thought of another one - it's not great but it totally doesn't make sense and I only just realised it, LOL!

"Coz this is thriller, thriller or not".

Thriller or not? I sang it that way for years and only just wondered today why I never noticed it doesn't make any sense, haha.

[GinnyJackson]

Any one got the lyrics to "She Got It"?
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[Jess...]

Oh and here's another one also from Billie Jean:

"Covert dance on the floor and around"

"Then heavy head turn with eyes to dream of being the one"

[Em_Mj]

Streetwalker: You seen I'm not a mad girl, just like you

Correction: You see i've never met a girl, just like you

:ninja:

[Rockin R]

This is for the spanish readers:

Billie Jean: She says i am the one, PAQUITO QUIERES UNA MANZANA (But the kid is not my son)

I Just can't stop loving you: the part where SIEDAH sings AND IF I CAN'T STOP at the ending...i always thought it said ESPERA UN POQUITO.

[Pace,MioDolceCuore]

Thanks guys, I am sitting here snorting while hubby thinks I finally cracked.:tease:

I love the "embassy on the loose" (where did it go, damn it!), .:wild:

I was pretty young and was only taking English in school- and our English classes were horrific to say the least. Our English teacher was a novice to the English language herself and only 2 lessons ahead of us...:hysterical:

So my interpretation of Michael Jackson lyrics left much to be desired.

For a long time I was left dumb founded why he would be singing about marmelade, preserves- JAM!

In "Smooth Criminal" I just could not understand why he would be singing a song about roof repairs- shingles...:bugeyed:scratch:
But it seems like a lot of people understand something like shindles/shingles.

"Give in to me" to me was always "give it to me"- I always thought, alrighty then, he knows what he wants, not that there's that much of a difference between "give in to me" and "give it to me." :woohoo:

"Beat it" left me equally bewildered since I had no clue that it was a saying- I always pictured part of the Black and White video with Michael smashing up that car- I figured "beat it" would have been the better song for totaling that car...

Actually studying english helped a lot...

[makaveli_80]

I think native english speakers do get mixed up with MJ songs at times. As Myself.

In Will you be there. The part he sings 'Hold Me Like The River Jordan'

I thought he said "Hold Me Like A Bit Of A Jordan"


Billie Jean

What I heard

But The Ched Is Not my Son

Real Lyrics

But the kid is not my son.

[bouee]

This is for the spanish readers:

Billie Jean: She says i am the one, PAQUITO QUIERES UNA MANZANA (But the kid is not my son)


Wow !!!!

[jmoses]

I've got a couple.

When I was a kid I thought in "give in to me" he says "quench my lasagna".

And in "black or white" I thought the lyric was
"And I Told About Equality
And It's True to throw a rock on your eye".

Ah, how embarrassing.

[bouee]

I've got a couple.

When I was a kid I thought in "give in to me" he says "quench my lasagna"..

After "love is a doughnut" earlier on is this thread, "quench my lasagna" just sounds great ! Give in to me will soon be the funniest song ever !

hilarious , thank you !

[SpunkyFunky]

quench my lasagna!!! hahahaha great lololol

[Laura_MJX]

In "They Don't Care About Us":

"You're rapin' me of my pride for God's sake."

kinda sounds like he's saying "You're rapin' me for my Prada for God's sake." :D

And of course, the ad lib from the "Give In To Me" demo ... "LOVE IS A DOUGHNUT!!!"

readily available on youtube ... 3:00 mark.

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That actually does really badly sound like "LOVE IS A DOUGHNUT!!!"

lols

funny times!

:)

[SpunkyFunky]

i think it IS "love is a doughnut". what else could it be? lol

[makaveli_80]

I've got a couple.

When I was a kid I thought in "give in to me" he says "quench my lasagna".

And in "black or white" I thought the lyric was
"And I Told About Equality
And It's True to throw a rock on your eye".

Ah, how embarrassing.



LOl good one

[Jess...]

I've got a couple.

When I was a kid I thought in "give in to me" he says "quench my lasagna".

And in "black or white" I thought the lyric was
"And I Told About Equality
And It's True to throw a rock on your eye".

Ah, how embarrassing.

"It's true to throw a rock on your eye" - ROFL!!!!! :hysterical: Oh gosh I laughed at that one!

I love this thread! :cheeky:

[SpunkyFunky]

wow michael seems very violent to throw a rock on someones eye :P

[XxWelshFanxX]

I've got a couple.

When I was a kid I thought in "give in to me" he says "quench my lasagna".

:hysterical: that made me laugh , qeunch my lasagna, lmao.

[Campari]

That actually does really badly sound like "LOVE IS A DOUGHNUT!!!"

lols

funny times!

:)

:lol: It might be "Love is a donna"? Donna meaning the Italian word for woman.

[Leria]

Haha the "quench my lasagna" one made me fall off my chair. In Wanna Be Startin Somethin, I always heard the "ma ma se.." part as "Mama say mama saw my microsoft". My mom had to tell me no that wasn't it. So now it's an inside joke to myself and I call it the microsoft song.

[littlesparrow]

"quench my lasagna" has got to be the best one on here.

I used to think "now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together" in Thriller was "now is the time for you and I to cut old clothes together".

Which obviously makes worlds of sense.

[Jess...]

"quench my lasagna" has got to be the best one on here.

I used to think "now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together" in Thriller was "now is the time for you and I to cut old clothes together".

Which obviously makes worlds of sense.

LOL! I used to think it was "Now is the time for you and I to cut and glow together"...... which makes even less sense than yours, hahaha.

Makes more sense than "Embassy, on the loose" though.... Have you ever seen an embassy on the loose??? :hysterical:

[littlesparrow]

Haha, some funny ones from that site someone posted earlier:

The Girl is Mine:
"Every night you wash my in-betweens."

You Are Not Alone:
"You are not a gnome"

Scream:
"Stop pissing on me"

Dirty Diana:
"I need a jam jar, whoa"

BoW:
"I hit my baby on the side of the brain"

Smooth Criminal:
"She was sitting at the table, eating sushi with the neighbor."
"Annie do you want cake? Do you want cake Annie?"

Thriller:
"And no one's gonna save you
from the bees about to bite"

WBSS:
"Someone's Always Tryin' To Keep My Baby Cryin'
Tarantulas Comin Behind and
You Got My Baby Cryin'"

[Pace,MioDolceCuore]

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

[JoanMJ]

Okay, there are many I just can't think of them right now.

I do remember Smoking Criminal. As well as Achiyaokie?

Librarian girl is another... Sounded like a porn film title to me.

Oh, there are many I just can't remember

[Jess...]

Haha, some funny ones from that site someone posted earlier:

The Girl is Mine:
"Every night you wash my in-betweens."

You Are Not Alone:
"You are not a gnome"

Scream:
"Stop pissing on me"

Dirty Diana:
"I need a jam jar, whoa"

BoW:
"I hit my baby on the side of the brain"

Smooth Criminal:
"She was sitting at the table, eating sushi with the neighbor."
"Annie do you want cake? Do you want cake Annie?"

Thriller:
"And no one's gonna save you
from the bees about to bite"

WBSS:
"Someone's Always Tryin' To Keep My Baby Cryin'
Tarantulas Comin Behind and
You Got My Baby Cryin'"

:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

Oh my gosh, they are hilarious. I laughed soooo hard!

[KayHey]

:hysterical: I knew it was a bad idea to read this thread after I applied a clay facial mask!

[celine]

hahaha all of these are so funny.

When he was younger, my brother thought it was "Kill the World" insted of Heal the World.

[FedoraHatGirl2058]

I'm sorry if this has already been done before, but as a child i used to sing "beat it, beat it, no one wants to beat the feeling"
and my mum sings "keep on, with the fox trot, don't stop 'til you get enough" :|

has anybody else thought MJ said something, which was totally different to what he actually says? i can't name many, MJ has a cool and clear voice :D

I confess, i had to read the lyrics to Human Nature, :S

Thanks! you just made my day/night with this, i havent laughed so much in a while(with all respect) but as im written im laughing so hard:hysterical:
Yes Michael had a vey singular way of singing, yes:D


"keep on, with the fox trot, don't stop 'til you get enough":hysterical: its so funny, now i imagine myself singing that line, i laughed so hard my stomach hurts, thanks:D, just if you ever missundertood another lyric plese post it:yes:

im leaving and singing "keep on, with the fox trot, don't stop 'til you get enough" hehehe:D

[FedoraHatGirl2058]

Haha, some funny ones from that site someone posted earlier:

The Girl is Mine:
"Every night you wash my in-betweens."

WBSS:
"Someone's Always Tryin' To Keep My Baby Cryin'
Tarantulas Comin Behind and
You Got My Baby Cryin'"

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

[Jess...]

From Black or White:

"I took my baby on a Saturday band"

"Now I believe in miracles, and I'm never gonna stop and deny"

"I ain't scared of nobody, girl when you're lookin at me"

I have so many more but I can't remember them until I hear the song again, and then I'll go "Oh I have to post that on the forum" hehe

[bluetopez]

On earth song when MJ sings "I can't even breath" I thought he said "I can't even Pee" LMAO I was like why he gotta pee? LOL!

[bluetopez]

I also thought the chant in wanna be startin somethin was "I'ma sing the song that michael song" I mean seriously that's what it sounds like! LOL!

[MJLover1990]

In Billie Jean I always heard:
Annie are you okay, are you jealous that you're okay
While it's Annie are you okay, will you tell us that you're okay

Beat it:
Beat it, Beat it, Beat it, Beat it, No one wants to beat it beat it
While it's actually Beat it, Beat it, Beat it, Beat it, No one wants to be defeated

In Wanna Be Startin' Something' I heard alot of things wrong too much to write :lol:

And I can't think of more at the moment, I'll write some more when they get to me :)

[FedoraHatGirl2058]

From Black or White:

"I took my baby on a Saturday band"

"Now I believe in miracles, and I'm never gonna stop and deny"

"I ain't scared of nobody, girl when you're lookin at me"

I have so many more but I can't remember them until I hear the song again, and then I'll go "Oh I have to post that on the forum" hehe
hehehe, i have to come here whenever i feel a bit down :hysterical:

[daisydaisy]

This thread is hilarious!

One lyric / adlib I still don't get is near the end of Who Is It. I hear 'something something another brother'!!!

In this link it's at appox 4 mins 21 secs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ5xxJ3QYsk

[Pace,MioDolceCuore]

This thread is hilarious!

One lyric / adlib I still don't get is near the end of Who Is It. I hear 'something something another brother'!!!

In this link it's at appox 4 mins 21 secs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ5xxJ3QYsk

I always wondered about the "is it my brother??" in "Who is it." If you look at Jermaine's ahem, "habit", than I wouldn't be surprised. :D
I don't know too many people who have children with the former partner of a sibling- who had children with that partner first.

:angel:

[Jess...]

This thread is hilarious!

One lyric / adlib I still don't get is near the end of Who Is It. I hear 'something something another brother'!!!

In this link it's at appox 4 mins 21 secs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ5xxJ3QYsk

I don't get that one either. I do think it is something another brother. What another brother, I cannot understand, LOL :scratch:

I agree with Modulation Alert about Jermaine! I always thought "gee, does he really think his own BROTHER would do that?" then I found out, well, yes. I guess he does, LOL!

[Luci]

that youtube it so cute! i always wondered what he was mumbling in that demo hehe "underwear" tehehe

also in a few of his songs from bad but mostly songs from dangerous it sounds like he is saying 'cat vomit' to fill space...is that just me? what is he actually saying?

[earthlyme]

LOL...


Hey y'all. check out this site...(MIS HEARD Michael Lyrics) lol

http://www.amiright.com/misheard/artist/jacksonmichael.shtml

[MySerenity5]

I was listening to Another Part of Me live in youtube and one of the comment made me laugh so much.... XD

This girl must have been lurking in the manhood thread because she thought Michael said, "You wanna fuc*?" in the part of "You're one of us...

OMG! =) The replies to that comment was extremely funny as well... HAHAHAHAHA!! MJ fans are great!

[SpunkyFunky]

LOL thats funny. yeah if somebody doesnt know what he is saying... i can understand that he hears "you wanna f***" lolol

[daisydaisy]

I don't get that one either. I do think it is something another brother. What another brother, I cannot understand, LOL :scratch:

I agree with Modulation Alert about Jermaine! I always thought "gee, does he really think his own BROTHER would do that?" then I found out, well, yes. I guess he does, LOL!

Yeah what 'another brother' is it????

[Jess...]

Yeah what 'another brother' is it????

I can't for the life of me work it out! :mello:

When I sing along, I just mumble that part and then go "another brother" LOL!

[SpunkyFunky]

i listened to dangerous today and remembered that i always understood it wrong...

when he sings "you can call me honey, but you're no damn good for me", i always understood "you can call me conny, but you're no damn good for me".

and i always wondered why she should call him conny :P

[callmerose]

I used to think it was "annie are you walking?"


Me too!

[callmerose]

The first time i heard Stranger in Moscow, I didn't know the name of the song and I thought he sang Stranger in my Skull.....

[littlesparrow]

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[MJsPYT1]

The first time i heard Stranger in Moscow, I didn't know the name of the song and I thought he sang Stranger in my Skull.....
Well, nobody wants a stranger in their skull!! :unsure:

[Tinkerbell2]

In DSTYGE i always thought it was : Keep on, with the four stars up.. :D

[Campari]

In Black Or White: "I believe in miracles, and I'm never gonna stop it tonight"

I still sing that even though I know it's wrong...

[MJ*PP]

whats up with that drunken MJ video?:lmao: is that real??

[Campari]

whats up with that drunken MJ video?:lmao: is that real??

It's an early demo :lol:

[BillieJean84]

Smooth Criminal: 'Are you walking Annie'
Why You Wanna Trip on Me: 'why you gonna piss on me'
Dirty Diana: 'I wanna go to the mall.' Real lyrics: 'I wanna go too far.'

[Louise.]

When I was young, I thought in Smooth Criminal it was; "Eddie are you ok" :lol:

[AppleHeadisPeterPan]

When I was young, I thought in Smooth Criminal it was; "Eddie are you ok" :lol:

when i was young i thought it was "enieniwokken" :lol:

[Louise.]

when i was young i thought it was "enieniwokken" :lol:

Aww :lol:

[Amber Dawn]

When I was younger I always thought the lyrics to "Another part of me" were

We're sending out
and making love ???


We're Sendin' Out
A Major Love

[BillieJean84]

Dirty Diana "I wanna go to the mall" !!:rofl::hysterical:<input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden">

[AppleHeadisPeterPan]

Dirty Diana "I wanna go to the mall" !!:rofl::hysterical:<input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden">

which part was that? :D

[BillieJean84]

which part was that? :D


The real lyric is: 'I wanna go too far!'
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[AppleHeadisPeterPan]

The real lyric is: 'I wanna go too far!'
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oh :lmao:
that would change the whole meaning now wouldn't it? :trytobeangel

[Nivea]

I remember a friend of mine said he heard "she was underneath the table, eating sushi with her neighbour" instead of "She ran underneath the table he could see she was unable"

[CaptainEoLove85]

A little while ago I found out I was singing part of "You Rock My World" wrong. Instead of "And everything I own I give" I thought it was "And everything I'm gonna give"

Also I noticed on "Monkey Business" near the very end it sounds like he's saying "motherf**king kid" :o But I know that's not what he's really saying.

[AppleHeadisPeterPan]

I remember a friend of mine said he heard "she was underneath the table, eating sushi with her neighbour" instead of "She ran underneath the table he could see she was unable"

:yes:
there's something strange about this verse
it seems Mike is the only one who could sing it "see she" instead of "sushi" with that melody

[SpunkyFunky]

I remember a friend of mine said he heard "she was underneath the table, eating sushi with her neighbour" instead of "She ran underneath the table he could see she was unable"

lolol thats so funny! eating sushi with your neighbour under the table... i guess i should try that one too! lolol

[geekgirl101]

Librarian girl, you came and you changed my world with books so brand new. :reading:

[Amber Dawn]

I was listening to WHEN I COME OF AGE last night..
And It really sounded like Michael sang the words
"and then I'll be a caption of a giant chimp"

[eia81_flyaway]

yeah you are right!

[BillieJean84]

oh :lmao:
that would change the whole meaning now wouldn't it? :trytobeangel

well ya unless diana wanted michael to take her to the mall & was demanding it. lol
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[kottur13]

In Black Or White: "I believe in miracles, and I'm never gonna stop it tonight"

I still sing that even though I know it's wrong...THIS! Exactly this!

:D

Also...

Beat it
Beat it
No one wants to beat, beat it!

[Julia55]

Ok, I got one for you guys, and I'm still not sure what he is saying! lol


Song: Monkey Business

@5:26 it sounds like Michael says "Mother ****in kids babay".....Someone please clarify, lol.


Link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOmFLzC_ZHU

I have to agree! It really does sound like that. lol... Someone better let us know quickily!

[Jess...]

This thread is hilarious!

One lyric / adlib I still don't get is near the end of Who Is It. I hear 'something something another brother'!!!

In this link it's at appox 4 mins 21 secs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ5xxJ3QYsk

I was listening to this again the other day and had a possible light-bulb moment. Is it "The taint of another brother"? Or "Taint of another brother"?? That's what it sounds like to me :cheeky:

[Campari]

THIS! Exactly this!

:D

Also...

Beat it
Beat it
No one wants to beat, beat it!

Haha! Me too! I posted that earlier :lol: I guess me and you have the same ears! :lol:

[oceanborn]

Haha! Me too! I posted that earlier :lol: I guess me and you have the same ears! :lol:

And me too! :D I always thought it was like that, and I still sing it like that even I know it's not right... :)

[oceanborn]

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OMG, I totally cracked up with this one!!
I was laughing so hard I got tears in my eyes... Especially with the end: BEAR. BEAR. BEAR.
Awww.... :D

[daisydaisy]

I was listening to this again the other day and had a possible light-bulb moment. Is it "The taint of another brother"? Or "Taint of another brother"?? That's what it sounds like to me :cheeky:

Yes, it really could be this, sounds right and has a relevant meaning. Well done :D

[BruceWayne]

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Hehe I love the beginning when he's like "More kick and stuff in the phones" :D

I WBSS he's saying "And the pain is thunder" - I once thought he said "and you paint the thunder" :lol:

[Jess...]

Yes, it really could be this, sounds right and has a relevant meaning. Well done :D

Thanks! hehe

In WBSS I could never understand the words in the verse "I took my baby to the doctor with a fever but nothin he found, by the time this hit the street they said she had a breakdown" I used to think it was "But the da das in the street, they said she had a breakdown" :doh:

[BillieJean84]

In Remember the Time- I think the lyric goes something like 'It would go on and on in the back of my mind..'

It sounds to me like hes saying : 'It would go on and on in the back of a liiimooooo aah' lol

[Dorian]

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This had to be posted here!

[oceanborn]

This had to be posted here!

AAAH...You're killing me!!! I almost fall from the chair watching this... :hysterical:
CAN'T. GET. NO. BREATH!!!

Why are all these videos with pictures always cracking me up so bad??
LAMB. LAMB. LAAOOEEEMB....!

[Pace,MioDolceCuore]

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This had to be posted here!

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:Thank you!!:wild::clapping:

[zizousama]

In Smooth Criminal when he says "bad gone it" I always thought I hear "cat vomit!" as if he was warning someone not to step on it, lol. And he says it repeatedly so I though just how much cat vomit was there on the floor?

[Pace,MioDolceCuore]

Oh my, I love this thread on a bad day!

'watch out, cat vomit!' :wild:

[dancemasterman]

when I was a little kid I thought a lot of the Hee hees were actually "houchie"

[Arklove]

When my boyfriend was little, his mom told me that he used to sing Beat It like this:

Beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
SONNA MENE CHENEZ!!

(instead of "no one wants to be defeated")...lol

[Arklove]

At the end of Lady in my life, when he goes..."All over, all over, all over, all over...I think he does it like 7 times or something....I had NO clue what he was singing..I thought it was complete gibberish, one of Michael's many little mysteries...It bugged me forever and then I finally clued in....haha

[ArabianGirl~AllTheTime]

This thread is hillarious! I sat down and remembered lots misheard lyrics! but keep in mind i grew up with Arabic as my first language so u can blame me for most of these! but some are just ridiculous! lol

Speed Demon
Actual "Speed demon! Speeding on a freeway"
Mine "Speed demon! Speeding on Buick"

Smooth Criminal
Actual "Will you tell us that you're OK"
Mine "But you're jealous, but you're OK"

Liberian Girl I thought was Librarian girl lol

They Way You Make Me Feel
Actual "My lonely days are gone"
Mine "My lovely days are gone" wtf?? lol

Man In the Mirror
Actual "On the wind ya know"
Mine " Ont the window-oh"

Will You Be There
Actual "Tell me will you hold me"
Mine "Jermaine will you hold me"

Dangerous
Actual "Her mouth was smoother than oil"
Mine " Her mouth was so venomal" like venemous haha!!

In The Closet
Actual "She wants to get it"
Mine "She wants to give it"

2 Bad
Actual "2 bad 2 bad about it"
Mine "2 bad 2 bad Maritta" hahahaha!!!

Scream---Again with Maritta
Actual "Stop pressuring me, Just stop pressuring me"
Mine "Stop pressuring me, Just stop pressuring Maritta" So this had me wondering who the F is this Maritta? lol

TDCAU
Actual "Am I invisible cuz u ignore me"
Mine "Am I invisible cuz u know me" doesnt make sense

The Lost Children
Actual "Wishing them home"
Mine "Wishing them hope"

Unbreakable
Actual "You'll never break me"
Mine " Your love wont break me" wtf? lol

We've Had Enough
Actual "They gotta hear it from me, they gotta hear it from u"
Mine "Did God hear it from me, did God hear it from u?"

OK IM DONE..... For now anyways! lol

[Campari]

I was sure the word message in Man In The Mirror was moustache when I was younger.. :blush: but then I couldn't really make out half the words in that song anyway.. :lol:

[Campari]

And in Earth Song I heard "Oh dammit you for drifting far".. I still sing that.. :lol:

[ArabianGirl~AllTheTime]

This thread is hilarious!

One lyric / adlib I still don't get is near the end of Who Is It. I hear 'something something another brother'!!!

In this link it's at appox 4 mins 21 secs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ5xxJ3QYsk

I always thought he said "I Think Theres Another Brother" because she's cheating on him ;)

[My_HeartBreaker]

In 'Why you wanna trip on me," EVERY TIME i listen to the song I hear

actual: You got homeless people (with no food to eat0
Me: You got homeless people (pooping by a reef)

LOL! I know its horrible but thats what I hear!!!!!!!!!

[ani_geleia]

This thread is hillarious! I sat down and remembered lots misheard lyrics! but keep in mind i grew up with Arabic as my first language so u can blame me for most of these! but some are just ridiculous! lol

In The Closet
Actual "She wants to get it"
Mine "She wants to give it"

I totally understand you. The difference is that my first language is Portuguese.
But WAIT! Please, don't tell me I've been singing In The Closet wrong? She wants to get it? Oh boy! O.O

[zizousama]

I was sure the word message in Man In The Mirror was moustache when I was younger.. :blush: but then I couldn't really make out half the words in that song anyway.. :lol:

Imagine, Michael all emotional "and no MUSTACHE could've been any clearer!" Hilarious lol! I wonder whose mustache could he have seen?! Maybe Tom Selleck's.

[zizousama]

Arabian Girl, you just summed up every Arab's experience with MJ. Especially Ms. Maritta, I've heard her name too! Except I thought it was Laritta.

[Campari]

Imagine, Michael all emotional "and no MUSTACHE could've been any clearer!" Hilarious lol! I wonder whose mustache could he have seen?! Maybe Tom Selleck's.

Tom Selleck :lol: :lol: It could've been Charlie Chaplin?? :lol:

[ArabianGirl~AllTheTime]

Arabian Girl, you just summed up every Arab's experience with MJ. Especially Ms. Maritta, I've heard her name too! Except I thought it was Laritta.

im glad im not the only one! haha! ;)

[kribre7]

OMG I just now found out my lyrics on wbss was wrong.I feel like a retard.Instead of saying,

I Took My Baby To The Doctor With A Fever, But Nothing He Found

I said,

I took my baby to the doctor with a fever of 103 na.

[Arklove]

hahaaa :lol:

when MJ sings Beat It live has anyone noticed he goes, "they told him don't you ever come around sh..."
I dunno if he swears but he doesn't say "here"
i noticed on the Bucharest DVD, but then i thought it was just me
and he says it on Beat It live from the Bad tour toooo...

hmmm, :lol: might just be me :D

No, I know exactly what you mean...I think he's saying "here" he just puts a little twist on it, just to be different...That's why I love him...

[Arklove]

oooh, ooh...I thought of another one! When I was little, I used to think it was, "but the CHAIR is not my son"...I knew even as a little kid that that made no sense at all...But I thought, hey, it's Michael Jackson, anything is possible...lol

[Tinkerbell2]

when i was really little, i used to sing "Anniee-karaokeeeh" (Smooth Criminal)v:D

[MJ1814]

I'm pretty fluent in Jacksonese so I can get his lyrics is about two or three listens.

However, "Shout". No ma'am Pam. I don't even try to make out the lyrics. I just nod my head and listen to the beat.

[celine]

hahaha i love reading this thread!!

Yesterday I heard my brother singing Black or White, and he sang "I took my baby on a Saturday dance" instead of "Saturday bang" LOL!

[makaveli_80]

I'm pretty fluent in Jacksonese so I can get his lyrics is about two or three listens.

However, "Shout". No ma'am Pam. I don't even try to make out the lyrics. I just nod my head and listen to the beat.

Jacksonese. is that the new name for misheard jackson words lol.

I should be pretty fluent by now with jacksonese by listing to his albums for years. And i still mishear words.

[ani_geleia]

I'm pretty fluent in Jacksonese

For some reason, I imagined Dory from Finding Nemo saying this. LOL

[MJ1814]

Jacksonese. is that the new name for misheard jackson words lol.

I should be pretty fluent by now with jacksonese by listing to his albums for years. And i still mishear words.

For some reason, I imagined Dory from Finding Nemo saying this. LOL

Yes, Jacksonese is something Janet fans made up, I believe.

It's basically where they're singing lyrics and you can't understand a word they're saying. "Shout" is sung in complete Jacksonese. Janet's ad lib in "Go Deep" at 3:57 is Jacksonese.

[Luci]

When I was little in Beat It the lyrics
"Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated"

I thought were
"Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to beat it, beat it"

hehe I always thought how stupid it was....until I realised I was the stupid one! tehehe

[ani_geleia]

I guess the reason for so much misunderstanding is that Michael's voice is so mixed with the melody, it's so well combined. I noticed the most artists sing their song and their voices as so distinguishable from the melody. It's like the melody is the background. But Michael is different, his voice is part of the melody, he becomes the music.
And, of course, his interpretation makes him say a lot of words in a singular way.

But that's just my opinion. A non-native English speaker.

[Pace,MioDolceCuore]

For some reason, I imagined Dory from Finding Nemo saying this. LOL


:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

[Nar]

The only song I really had trouble with was Smooth Criminal.


"Annie are you ok?" ....ahem, now the Nar version... "Can kecha wakiee?"
I mean WTH was that all about?? :no:

How embarrassing. :(
...can kecha wakiee... UGHhhh...


Later on it evolved to "Annie are you walking? Tell me are you walking? are you walking??" :(

Shoot. I better start walking.
roflmao.

[Julia55]

In 'Why you wanna trip on me," EVERY TIME i listen to the song I hear

actual: You got homeless people (with no food to eat0
Me: You got homeless people (pooping by a reef)

LOL! I know its horrible but thats what I hear!!!!!!!!!

That cracked me up! :D

[ArabianGirl~AllTheTime]

bump!

[CaptainEoLove85]

Well here's one for "Bad." I used to think he was singing "you're throwing spoons" instead of "you're throwing stones". Now I think "spoons"? What? :lol:

[littlesparrow]

Speed Demon
Actual "Speed demon! Speeding on a freeway"
Mine "Speed demon! Speeding on Buick"


Will You Be There
Actual "Tell me will you hold me"
Mine "Jermaine will you hold me"



In 'Why you wanna trip on me," EVERY TIME i listen to the song I hear

actual: You got homeless people (with no food to eat0
Me: You got homeless people (pooping by a reef)


:rofl:


Imagine, Michael all emotional "and no MUSTACHE could've been any clearer!" Hilarious lol! I wonder whose mustache could he have seen?! Maybe Tom Selleck's.

HAHA, this made me laugh out loud.


oooh, ooh...I thought of another one! When I was little, I used to think it was, "but the CHAIR is not my son"...I knew even as a little kid that that made no sense at all...But I thought, hey, it's Michael Jackson, anything is possible...lol

Haha, yeah, a lot of people have thought that too!
Didn't Letterman make a joke about that once?

[MJfan10]

In Black or White I thought it was I Ain't Scared Of No SH*T :lol: but it was I Ain't Scared Of No Sheets

[BillieJean84]

In Man in the Mirror, Its 'I'm asking him to change his way' but I used to say 'I'm asking him to change his name.' :wild:



sometimes I say that just to be funny.

[GinnyJackson]

Ya know some people really do have a hard time understanding Michael in his songs. Some of the Misheard lyrics you all are posting have GOT to be jokes.

[Arklove]

In Black or White I thought it was I Ain't Scared Of No SH*T :lol: but it was I Ain't Scared Of No Sheets

I thought the same thing! lol

[Arklove]

:rofl:



HAHA, this made me laugh out loud.



Haha, yeah, a lot of people have thought that too!
Didn't Letterman make a joke about that once?

hahaha...probably...:hysterical:

[Word Smith Sr]

I've always had a hard time understanding what he says in a certain part of TDCAU. It starts a lil before the chorus is sung for the last time when he says something like "they keepin fiiiiiiiiiire" and ends right before he goes "HOO HHHHOO"!!!! Ok maybe it aint clear , in the video clip (brazilian version) before singing the part im referring to he moves as if he was breaking boards the martial art way in front of a black guy who's playing that huge drum, and then he starts singing while the chorus is being sung. I'd like someone to tell me what he sings from that moment please. One more detail : when the part im referring to starts the "Kick me, strike me, Don't you wrong or right me" part comes to an end.

Basically, if someone can picture the part im talking about and is able to help me, please do so.

If you got the time to watch the video clip, the part im talking about starts at 3:41 and ends at 4.00 in the video clip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwQFGZ0bFbs

Thanks in advance.

[ani_geleia]

I've always had a hard time understanding what he says in a certain part of TDCAU. It starts a lil before the chorus is sung for the last time when he says something like "they keepin fiiiiiiiiiire" and ends right before he goes "HOO HHHHOO"!!!! Ok maybe it aint clear , in the video clip (brazilian version) before singing the part im referring to he moves as if he was breaking boards the martial art way in front of a black guy who's playing that huge drum, and then he starts singing while the chorus is being sung. I'd like someone to tell me what he sings from that moment please. One more detail : when the part im referring to starts the "Kick me, strike me, Don't you wrong or right me" part comes to an end.

Basically, if someone can picture the part im talking about and is able to help me, please do so.

If you got the time to watch the video clip, the part im talking about starts at 3:41 and ends at 4.00 in the video clip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwQFGZ0bFbs

Thanks in advance.

pac,

I've seen a thread in which someone asked exactly what you're asking right now, but I've got bad news, no one was able to sort that one out. =P

Well, the most likely guess was this one:

I'm here to remind you
Don't sit back... defeated --> this is the most difficult to understand.. =(

[Word Smith Sr]

Thx for taking the time to help me out ani_geleia. I'll watch the history tour concerts, maybe i'll be able to lip-read the lyrics somehow.

[SpunkyFunky]

In Black or White I thought it was I Ain't Scared Of No SH*T :lol: but it was I Ain't Scared Of No Sheets

althought the verse is still funny to me... i aint scared of no sheets. im so proud of me, im not scared of my sheets also :P

[ani_geleia]

Thx for taking the time to help me out ani_geleia. I'll watch the history tour concerts, maybe i'll be able to lip-read the lyrics somehow.

No problem.
We're all learning Jacksonese. =)

[BillieJean84]

Who Is It

'Don't You Judge Of My Composure
'Cause I'm Lying To Myself'

I think MJ says, cuz it sounds like 'don't drink a magic potion' lol

'The wind has not no functions cuz I'm still crying.' lol


then near the end, I think during his one choruses, it sounds like hes saying 'Bull-sh**'
lol

[SpunkyFunky]

lol the wind has no functions! that bangs! lol. i will listen to Who is it now to hear the wind with no function :P

[BillieJean84]

In Dirty Diana : 'Every musicians fed after the curtains come down.' I think he says 'every musicians dead..'

'I wanna go too far' My ear hears: 'I wannna go to the mall.'

[MJ*PP]

:lmao: this s hilarious!! look what I found, pls take a look :lol: I got tears in my eyes:lol: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC_HQNJ3SXo

[Dorian]

:lmao: this s hilarious!! look what I found, pls take a look :lol: I got tears in my eyes:lol: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC_HQNJ3SXo

Omg This is great! :lmao:

[BillieJean84]

I am thinking.... I wonder if 1. MJ got asked 'Michael is it 'Ok' or 'Walking'?' & 2. I wonder what MJ would think when or if he heard all these misheard lyrics that we think it is. lol ; would he get a kick out of these???

in Smooth Criminal it sounds like "Your jealous, but your ok."

[makaveli_80]

I came across another misheard with You Are my Lovley One - Live Yokohama.
at 1.09 in the song. What I hear him saying is Obama Obama,
The correct line is ''You are my''

Just notice this a few months ago, even though i seen this concert loads of time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvAFp6bgv4s

[Tinkerbell2]

I came across another misheard with You Are my Lovley One - Live Yokohama.
at 1.09 in the song. What I hear him saying is Obama Obama,
The correct line is ''You are my''

Just notice this a few months ago, even though i seen this concert loads of time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvAFp6bgv4s

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :lol: :lmao:

[Mundy]

Morphine

'Trust in me, trust in me put all your trust in me.... you stupid monkey' :lol:

[serenity]

Morphine

'Trust in me, trust in me put all your trust in me.... you stupid monkey' :lol:

hehe I just had to go and listen to this specially so I could try to hear that :p

[BillieJean84]

In 'Criminal' It sounds like they are saying 'Were jealous that your ok' its 'will you tell us'...

[Lorraine]

Morphine

'Trust in me, trust in me put all your trust in me.... you stupid monkey' :lol:



:lol:

[MissyJackson]

omg :lmao:

[BillieJean84]

In Black or White, when Michael has his solo part hes sayin 'I ain't scared of no-body I ain't scared of .. kjfkjdkjd' It sounds 'I ain't scared of no-body, I ain't smellin your feet.'

lol thats what it sounds to me like.

[Arklove]

In Black or White, when Michael has his solo part hes sayin 'I ain't scared of no-body I ain't scared of .. kjfkjdkjd' It sounds 'I ain't scared of no-body, I ain't smellin your feet.'

lol thats what it sounds to me like.

:hysterical: :lmao:

[MLR930]

You know in Wanna Be Startin Somethin when they say Ma Ma Se Ma Ma Sa Ma Ma Coo Sa, my aunt thought it said " I'ma see you on the side of the mountain side."

I sing it as "mama say mama sold ya moccasins" ;p

[MLR930]

I used to hear "You're rapin' me but I'm a product for God's sake." :doh:

So what is the ad lib supposed to be?

I thought it was "product" too

[MissyJackson]

In Black or White, when Michael has his solo part hes sayin 'I ain't scared of no-body I ain't scared of .. kjfkjdkjd' It sounds 'I ain't scared of no-body, I ain't smellin your feet.'

lol thats what it sounds to me like.

:lol: :lmao: :lmao: :lol:

[MLR930]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It1fI0-3Zb0


:rofl:

this video belonnngs here :lmao:

OMG I'm laughing so hard I got tears in my eyes.

[MissyJackson]

Morphine

'Trust in me, trust in me put all your trust in me.... you stupid monkey' :lol:

:lmao: :lol:

[White Swan]

^^ fuking hilarious!!! :lmao: ^^

[MLR930]

the only misheard lyric that I had was until recently lol
in Man In The Mirror I thought it was "and no mustache could have been any clearer" instead of the real one "message"

[MissyJackson]

the only misheard lyric that I had was until recently lol
in Man In The Mirror I thought it was "and no mustache could have been any clearer" instead of the real one "message"

:lmao: :lol:

[Hope]

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[stineLOVESmichael]

this is one funny thread!!!

[ralu4michael]

I've always thought that in SC he says: "Annie are you walking?/ Annie are you walking?/ Are you walking Annie?" :lol: ... then I checked the Bad album booklet and figured that he asked if Annie was ok :rofl: ...

[moonball29]

I used to hear "You're rapin' me but I'm a product for God's sake." :doh:

So what is the ad lib supposed to be?


I thought it was "product" too
"You're raping me of my pride. Oh, for God's sake."

[moonball29]

Morphine

'Trust in me, trust in me put all your trust in me.... you stupid monkey' :lol:
:lmao: Had to go listen to that one. I laughed out loud. It kinda does sound like that. lol

[ralu4michael]

I've read all 30 pages and laughed with TEARS :lmao: ... sooooo funny :rofl: ... can't stop laughin'... can't breath :lol: ...

[mjmirror]

Whenever I listen to Earth Song and I can only hear whatever was in the mis-heard youtube video with "I can't even pee" and all the other hilarious ones!

[Dianelesley]

I sing it as "mama say mama sold ya moccasins" ;p

lololol! I caught my daughter singing

i wanna sell my shares in Microsoft! :lol:

[BillieJean84]

When I listen to 'in the closet' theres a part in the middle where it sounds like michael is saying 'shut up' lol like hes telling her to shut up - its after 3:22

[MLR930]

this is the most hilarious thread ever!

[MaryJackson]

edit..

[CaptainEoLove85]

I hear Speed Demon something like this

"pull up a bar and get your get it right" instead of "pull over boy and get your ticket right"

I have no clue what I'm hearing for most of the lyrics. That song is extremely hard to understand. :lol: Same goes for "Earth Song."

[MicHil]

You Rock My Word.

"stay with me, fulfil my dreams and i'll be all you need"

I heard it as "Stay with me, feel my d**k and i'll be all you need"

LMFAO that's how i sang it for the longest time... :')

[Arklove]

I hear Speed Demon something like this

"pull up a bar and get your get it right" instead of "pull over boy and get your ticket right"

I have no clue what I'm hearing for most of the lyrics. That song is extremely hard to understand. :lol: Same goes for "Earth Song."

hahaha...i used to think it was "Spee -DER" instead of Speed Demon, of course...I'm such a loser..when i was little, i never paid attention to the name of the song, it was just my favourite...lol


You Rock My Word.

"stay with me, fulfil my dreams and i'll be all you need"

I heard it as "Stay with me, feel my d**k and i'll be all you need"

LMFAO that's how i sang it for the longest time... :')

if only that were true...:lol: :naughty:

[Mundy]

Oh... can't.. breathe..

I laughed myself into a coughing fit over the last two pages! I have to stop typing for laughing breaks! Great misheard lyrics everyone!

[BillieJean84]

In Billie Jean it sounds like: 'The Cheetah Mugged My Son' & mother always told me, 'Don't go around breaking young girl arms'


Beat It: 'you wanna sing to macho men?'

[MaryJackson]

edit.

[MLR930]

this thread is messing with my brain, I went to bed and used my MP3 player and when "Bad" came on I started singing it as "your bird is mine" and I still can't get my brain to wrap around the fact that it's not "Mustache" in "Man in the Mirror" lol

[MJfan10]

this thread is messing with my brain, I went to bed and used my MP3 player and when "Bad" came on I started singing it as "your bird is mine" and I still can't get my brain to wrap around the fact that it's not "Mustache" in "Man in the Mirror" lol

I used to think he said "Your word is mine" for a VERY long time!!! :lol:

[MJForever31]

In "Smooth Criminal" instead of "As he came into the window, it was the sound of a crescendo", I thought that it was "it was the sound of like a shinto." I was wrong for ten years!

[BillieJean84]

I'm glad that the real lyrics to Billie Jean are not 'The cheetah mugged my son' & 'Dont go around breaking young girls' arms..' lmao thats what it sounds like to me
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[mjmirror]

This is more Jacksons but in Dancing Machine I thought for this bit

"She's a dance, dance, dance, dance, dancing machine
Watch her get down, watch her get down
As she do, do, do her thing
Right on the scene"

I thought it was "do do do do do, KALAMAZOO"!

[Louise.]

You Rock My Word.

"stay with me, fulfil my dreams and i'll be all you need"

I heard it as "Stay with me, feel my d**k and i'll be all you need"

LMFAO that's how i sang it for the longest time... :')

That actually had me crying laughing. :lmao:

[katrine]

Just been reading back through this thread, sooo funny!!!!
Had to stop as I nearly choked I was laughing so hard

[Dutchie]

LMFAO @ this thread :lol:

I used to think Michael was singing "Keep the feeeeetttttt", and "Annie are you walking" :toofunny:

[MJForever31]

I actually heard there is a word for a misheard lyric the word is "mondegreen" It's from this old scottish song where the line is "laid him on the green" but a bunch a people heard "Lady Mondegreen" hence the origin of the word.

[The Healer]

In "In the closet" there is a part that goes something like..." so glad you came" Or something.....But I kept hearing " heaven"s connected cain..."
I still don"t quite understand what is he saying...ha, ha.
This topic is too funny.

[pleiades]

Enjoying this thread. :)

My best one is in TWYMMF - instead of

"I like the groove of your walk, your talk, your dress"

I heard:

"I'd like the proof of your walk just up your dress!"

I always thought the song was dirty til I looked up the lyrics... then I was horribly embarrassed!

[Dutchie]

Enjoying this thread. :)

My best one is in TWYMMF - instead of

"I like the groove of your walk, your talk, your dress"

I heard:

"I'd like the proof of your walk just up your dress!"

I always thought the song was dirty til I looked up the lyrics... then I was horribly embarrassed!

LOL!
When I was little I used to sing:

"I smell your fever from miles around"

:toofunny:

[BillieJean84]

In YANA 'But first I need your hand, then forever can begin.' 'your curtains I'm aware.' I think its 'burdens'

[Dutchie]

'your curtains I'm aware.' I think its 'burdens'
"Your burdens I will bear" ;)

[BillieJean84]

oh that makes more sense than 'your curtains Im aware.'

[Dutchie]

oh that makes more sense than 'your curtains Im aware.'
:lol: sure does!

[smile4mj]

oh gosh.. I'm asian and not very english educated so I could say that I misheard a lot of Michael's song. I dont even know where to start..:scratch:

[Dutchie]

oh gosh.. I'm asian and not very english educated so I could say that I misheard a lot of Michael's song. I dont even know where to start..:scratch:
Just out of curiosity, do you look up the lyrics if you're not sure about a song? I did that all the time when I was little, because I wanted to know exactly what Michael was singing. I still do that; when I read a quote from Michael and don't know what he's talking about I look it up so I know.

[BillieJean84]

In Leave me Alone he says 'just stop doggin me around' I think hes saying 'just stop driving me around.' LOL

[beccalovesmj]

THIS THREAD ahhaaah this is so funny <3

[ArabianGirl~AllTheTime]

hahah!! im sure everyone has something to add to this thread!

[SpunkyFunky]

you are not alone:

right:
"you are not alone, i am here with you..."

my understanding when i was 13 years old:

"you are not alone, i'm a key with you..."

:D

[Mundy]

I thought of one yesterday. In Keep The Faith I used to think "Some things in life you gotta leave them alone" was "Sometimes in life you gotta sleep on the floor".

[Tamou]

'You're just another piece of meat.' -my mom.
And a few others, but I'm too embarrassed to post them. :D

[Arklove]

'You're just another piece of meat.' -my mom.
And a few others, but I'm too embarrassed to post them. :D

awwww...don't be embarrassed, you should post them!

[bouee]

'You're just another piece of meat.' -my mom.
And a few others, but I'm too embarrassed to post them. :D

please do !!! and congratulate your mum, it's funny !

[Pace,MioDolceCuore]

'You're just another piece of meat.' -my mom.
And a few others, but I'm too embarrassed to post them. :D

"just another piece of meat"??? :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Man, that's priceless!

[katrine]

In the Jackson Live CD when they are singing SYBDTTG there is a section where Michael shouts "House Lights"...Up until this morning I thought he was shouting to the audience "How's Life"

[MJfan10]

In 'Billie Jean' he sings "Then The Smell Of Sweet Perfume" I hear "You smell like fuel" :lol:

[raz2911]

^^ :lol: :hysterical:

[Snow White 1937]

The funniest thing I have ever heard was when my friend asked me if Michael sang in WBSS
"ma ma se ma ma sa ma microsoft"
I was roaring with laughter! :rofl:

[Arklove]

The funniest thing I have ever heard was when my friend asked me if Michael sang in WBSS
"ma ma se ma ma sa ma microsoft"
I was roaring with laughter! :rofl:

:lmao: :lmao: OMG, that is too funny!

[mjmirror]

^I used to think it was "I'm gonna stay by myself, not gon' stop"

[MJfan10]

^^ :lol: :hysterical:

I know!! :hysterical:

[Em_Mj]

OMG!!!! WOW. I made this thread over a year ago :dance:
I totally forgot about it :wub:
teheee

[BillieJean84]

haha too bad Microsoft didn't ask MJ to sponser their stuff if that was really said lol.


In Billie Jean it always sounds like hes saying '& mother always told me, don't go around breaking young girl's arms...' lol I dunno if I said that already but its too funny. & again, 'Billie Jeans light my fire ..' someone once told me.
& BJ again, 'the Cheetahs mugged my son'

In Smooth Criminal I've read - 'As he came into the window' to be 'Nazi game at the window' & 'she was undoing the cable' - but its really 'she ran underneath the table' & in Smooth Criminal again I've read a part being 'man to man hesitation, sending heartbeats into my patients...'

ln Earth Song it sounds like 'Heavens are Falling Down, I can't even pee'
lol

[emmy18]

hahhaa this thread is funny

i used to think in Who Is It:
i gave her passion
i gave her soap

lol

[MJfan10]

In "Privacy" he sings "she just ridiculed and harassed" I hear "Chewed on her @ss" :hysterical: :hysterical:

[lanne]

:hysterical: Love this thread! Most of the lyrics have confused me at some point in time :D

E.g.

Me: "the land *gibberish* John Cain"
Real lyrics: "the land from which I came" (They Don't Care About Us)

Me: "Tell me the f*****g goes to jealousy"
Real lyrics: "Tell me are you the ghost of jealousy" (Ghosts)

:doh:

[adry_mjj]

I used the think beat it went like this:

Show them how to f**k it!
Strong or get f***ked! (doesn't even make sense! :lol:)

and smooth criminal

Annie are you ok?
are you jealous, that you're ok :lol:

Morphine:

Demerol, Demerol
Oh God is taking demerol :o

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

[Mundy]

:lmao: When I'm listening to the songs I keep hearing everyone's misheard lyrics! I'm always singing "You're just another piece of meat" :doh:

While I'm here :ninja:, this makes no sense whatsoever but in Why You Wanna Trip On Me I used to think "You got world hunger" was "You got rude hunger" :scratch:

[BillieJean84]

I swear Michael tells Naomi to 'shut up' in a very kinky-like voice in 'In the Closet' ; It turns me on. Just listen carefully ; its during the dialogue -part - during the 'she wants to get it' chorus, near the end.

[Arklove]

While I'm here :ninja:, this makes no sense whatsoever but in Why You Wanna Trip On Me I used to think "You got world hunger" was "You got rude hunger" :scratch:

:lmao: I always used to hear that too!

[Pace,MioDolceCuore]

And I always heard "You've got FOOD hunger" and then thought to myself, oh good, he's clarifying WHAT hunger because it seemed obvious to me you could have different kinds of hunger. DUH! *scratches head*