Misheard MJ lyrics

[Mundy]

:lmao: I always used to hear that too!

:lol: I don't think I'm gonna be able to explain this properly but I used to think it meant that it was an "inconvenience" to people. Like people would see ads about donating to charity and it annoyed people that they were being asked to help... or something :scratch:


And I always heard "You've got FOOD hunger" and then thought to myself, oh good, he's clarifying WHAT hunger because it seemed obvious to me you could have different kinds of hunger. DUH! *scratches head*

:D I like hearing the explanations people come up with for misheard lyrics. I can't think of the song at the moment but there was one where I had come up with an explanation for the wrong lyric and when I found out the right lyrics it was about something totally different. :lol: I thought my version was better :ninja:

[oceanborn]

I love this thread! :lmao:

[Arklove]

:lol: I don't think I'm gonna be able to explain this properly but I used to think it meant that it was an "inconvenience" to people. Like people would see ads about donating to charity and it annoyed people that they were being asked to help... or something :scratch:



:lmao: No, I completely understand!

[Louise.]

In Just Good Friends, I used to think it was, "You won't see her kissing her feet."

:doh: :lmao:

[BillieJean84]

in Another Part of me, which is the lyrics- it sounds like hes saying ... 'its just another pot of meat.' I dunno if thats been said before but here it is....

[8701girl]

"Sometimes in life you gotta sleep on the floor".


You though that is quite true...especially if ur sleeping at someones elses house! :giggle:

[analogue]

Speed Demon

Wrong Lyrics:
Pull on a pipe
and eat your chicken right

[zizousama]

I always thought that in DSTYGE he says "Keep on, with the p*rnstars go." Embarrassed to have heard it this way lol.

[thewayyoumakemefeel22]

scream is a big one for me... didnt know half of the real lyrics from that song until i read them!! hahaha but once i did i loved how powerful they were

[dangerous2000watts]

hahhaa this thread is funny

i used to think in Who Is It:
i gave her passion
i gave her soap

lol

:hysterical:

That makes sense! You never buy a soap for a person you hate:D

[Gothenburg88]

Oh, this thread is hilarious, love it. :clapping: Here is one of mine from Jam:
MJ:
Jam
It Ain't Too Much Stuff
It Ain't Too Much
It Ain't Too Much For Me To
Jam

And I sang: Jam...... ain't you a mashed potato. :doh:

[Pace,MioDolceCuore]

Oh, this thread is hilarious, love it. :clapping: Here is one of mine from Jam:
MJ:
Jam
It Ain't Too Much Stuff
It Ain't Too Much
It Ain't Too Much For Me To
Jam

And I sang: Jam...... ain't you a mashed potato. :doh:

Pregnant woman's dinner (in the US commonly known as "Thanksgiving Dinner"): Jam with mashed potatoes. :wild:

[Roxa]

In Just Good Friends, I used to think it was, "You won't see her kissing her feet."

:doh: :lmao:

I heard this too.

But it's better than if was ''You will see her kissing her feet'' hahahahaha stranger

[Pace,MioDolceCuore]

In "Privacy" I heard:

but on that cold winter night
My BRIDE was snatched away

(it's "pride" not "bride" :tease:) I always thought, awww

[SpunkyFunky]

In "Privacy" I heard:

but on that cold winter night
My BRIDE was snatched away

(it's "pride" not "bride" :tease:) I always thought, awww

loool how sweet :) poor michael hahahaha

[IWBWYA]

'You're just another piece of meat.' :D

:hysterical:

[stjarna]

Sunset Driver:

Sunset Driver
Midnight rider
Friday's brighter
Morning rider
You're a Saturday nighter

Instead of Friday's brighter, I used to hear "Friday Spider" and I was like ???


same here :D

and my sister hears frightening spider lol

[IWBWYA]

This thread is too funny. I laughed real hard and almost fell off my bed. ^__^

Well, as for Billie Jean, I used to misheard its lyrics like this: "Billie Jean that's my lover!" (OMG! ^_^) and "Who dance on the floor, in the ground." This made me keep wondering that how they could dance IN the ground.

P.S: I'm Asian and I just knew a little English at that time. ^_^

[lanne]

Well, as for Billie Jean, I used to misheard its lyrics like this: "Billie Jean that's my lover!" (OMG! ^_^)

Haha, I used to hear "Billie Jean, is that my lover?" :D

I've only recently realised that in WBSS the line goes "they called her mouth a motor" and not "they called her my promoter" :smilerolleyes:

[stjarna]

"they called her mouth a motor" and not "they called her my promoter" :smilerolleyes:

:D

love is to fall in love-that's what I hear at the beginning of don't stop till..
:D

[MIST]

In tabloid junkie I hear "they say he´s almost sexual" instead of they say he`s homosexual.

[Mundy]

In tabloid junkie I hear "they say he´s almost sexual" instead of they say he`s homosexual.

Me too! :giggle: I was going to post it here the other day but by the time I got online I had forgotten about it :doh:

Hehe, love all the misheard lyrics!

[BillieJean84]

:hysterical:

no its 'just bring me another pot o'meat' lol

[mjmirror]

In Who Is It:
"she just up and ran away" (which doesn't really make sense to me anway...
I always hear- "she just ****ed and ran away" :lol:

[Arklove]

In Who Is It:
"she just up and ran away" (which doesn't really make sense to me anway...
I always hear- "she just ****ed and ran away" :lol:

bahaha...i always hear, "she just ****in' ran away" :lol:

[katrine]

I think this one may be a common misheard lyric, but in Thriller, when he sings "Killer, Thriller, Tonight...."

I thought it was:
Killer, Thriller, Ta Da

[beccalovesmj]

Aaahhh this thread always cheers me up <3

[Arklove]

Aaahhh this thread always cheers me up <3

me too! a breath of fresh air! :wub:

[Kirshach]

I knew that I sung many of Michael's songs lyrics wrong, but I was just too lazy to check the correct ones :D

Billie Jean:
"she says I am the one, but the cheese is not my son". Still can't hear "kid" there

Another Part Of Me:
In the first verse I used to sing "this is our planet, you wanna bus"

Smooth Criminal:
"he came into your apartment, left the blasters on the carpet"

Thriller:
"and no one's gonna save you from the piece of thunderstrike" http://www.musicforums.ru/metalmusic/images/smiles/oooi.gif

[Vici]

The Girl is Mine

Michael sings..
"Because She's Mine
The Doggone Girl Is Mine
Don't Waste Your Time
Because The Doggone Girl Is Mine.."

Somehow I heard THE DARK GIRL IS MINE..

I thought it was so for a loooong time before I thought its kinda strange MJ would say that so I looked it up and realized my mistake.. LOL

[_rckwitu]

When I first heard 'Beat It', i was singing 'No one wants to be the beat it'.
It wasn't until I sung it in front of my mum when she was like, 'It's DEFEATED, ya dork'.

:bored:

[CaptainEoLove85]

^ that's how I heard Beat It too lol

[8701girl]

Billie Jean:
"she says I am the one, but the cheese is not my son". Still can't hear "kid" there



:toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny: Now that funny!

[Pace,MioDolceCuore]

in Beat it:
"don't you come around, CHIMP." I always imagined him scolding Bubbles.

In Remember The Time he's ad libing something in the very beginning.
Now I hear "I don't know, do you wanna channel me?" :D

In Smooth Criminal it's:
That He Struck You - A Crescendo Annie, but I hear That He Struck you with a shingle, Annie!
http://www.floridadisaster.org/mitigation/rcmp/HRG/images/roofs/shingle_loose_tab_large.jpg- because, obviously this song is about building materials that people could get hurt with! :tease:

[JMie]

My friend said she'd always thought that in "Rock With You" Michael sang "Relax, you're mine" instead of "Relax your mind". :)

[Snow White 1937]

In "Cry" I always thought he said "screw the world", but I knew Michael wouldn't sing something like that so I looked it up and it said "show the world". Strangely enough, I simply can't hear "show" the world, not even to this day :blush: To me it still sounds like either "screw" or "school" :cheeky:

[MaryJackson]

in "cry" i always thought he said "screw the world", but i knew michael wouldn't sing something like that so i looked it up and it said "show the world". Strangely enough, i simply can't hear "show" the world, not even to this day :blush: To me it still sounds like either "screw" or "school" :cheeky:
OMG same here :lmao:
No matter how many times I' ve listened to this song, I still hear "screw the world" :doh: :fear:
At least I'm glad I'm not the only one :cheeky:

[MJ_Jordan]

Is it just me... or do i hear michael say "they told him don't you ever come around SHIT" when he sings Beat It in concerts??? (especially Dangerous Bucharest

[Arklove]

^^ hahaha...it definitely sounds like 'shit' (:hysterical:)...but to me, it sounds more like...'shere' hahaha....sung in a way that only Michael can sing it :punk:

[MJ_Jordan]

^^ hahaha...it definitely sounds like 'shit' (:hysterical:)...but to me, it sounds more like...'shere' hahaha....sung in a way that only Michael can sing it :punk:

hahaha, only michael can sing unrecognisable sounds and for all his fans to love it :D

[mj_forever]

i'm doubled up laughing here!!! more, more, more!

i guess my worst one is from IJCSLY, which has been mentioned here. "heaven's conneticain" was how i heard it, too. but basically, i look up something right away when i can't understand what he's saying.

this is an excerpt from an article i read last year:

This whole article about Jackson's voice can help explain why even Americans and Englishmen often do not understand Michael Jackson's words while listening to his songs. There is factually no such concept as "word" for Jackson while he sings a song. There are only sounds. He began to use voice not only to bring sense into the music, but to create music and new sounds. Yes, Michael Jackson sings music, not words.

[MJxEagle]

I searched up the lyrics to Earth Song today and the thing I always sing is: "This crying Earth that we picture?" while it's "This crying Earth it's weeping shores?"

Not that it's funny or anything.

[CaptainEoLove85]

i'm doubled up laughing here!!! more, more, more!

i guess my worst one is from IJCSLY, which has been mentioned here. "heaven's conneticain" was how i heard it, too. but basically, i look up something right away when i can't understand what he's saying.

this is an excerpt from an article i read last year:

This whole article about Jackson's voice can help explain why even Americans and Englishmen often do not understand Michael Jackson's words while listening to his songs. There is factually no such concept as "word" for Jackson while he sings a song. There are only sounds. He began to use voice not only to bring sense into the music, but to create music and new sounds. Yes, Michael Jackson sings music, not words.

That's actually a good explanation for it. :yes:

[Alyssa]

In black or white i always sing it like this lol

i told my baby on a saturday night

and then the rest of that 1st wee bit i never understood a word of it... (the bit ive highlighted below)

proper lyrics:
I Took My Baby
On A Saturday Bang
Boy Is That Girl With You
Yes We're One And The Same

[8701girl]

In "Cry" I always thought he said "screw the world", but I knew Michael wouldn't sing something like that so I looked it up and it said "show the world". Strangely enough, I simply can't hear "show" the world, not even to this day :blush: To me it still sounds like either "screw" or "school" :cheeky:



It actually wouldnt have bothered me much if he had said that, u know considering everything he went through. If he would have said that, i would have been like :punk::clapping:"Good on ya mike"!

[TarinJade]

I just remembered one when I was in the thread about "If You Don't Love Me"

"I had to write you just to tell you that I may be kissing on your photograph."

Always sounded to me like:

"I had to write you just to tell you that I'm aiming p*ss on all your photographs."

:doh:

[Snow White 1937]

OMG same here :lmao:
No matter how many times I' ve listened to this song, I still hear "screw the world" :doh: :fear:
At least I'm glad I'm not the only one :cheeky:
*lol* High five! :cheers:


It actually wouldnt have bothered me much if he had said that, u know considering everything he went through. If he would have said that, i would have been like :punk::clapping:"Good on ya mike"!
Well, it wouldn't have bothered me either, however, I don't think "screw the world" would sound appropriate for a song like "Cry". But other than that, I don't mind when Michael swears a little, e.g. in "This Time Around": this time around I'm taking no sh*t or in "Scream": stop f*cking with me:cheeky:

[MJE4ever]

Many years I heard: Annie are you wake up? :lol:

I'm neither American nor Englishmen so some words sounds ridiculous in the context for me if I don't know the lyrics :lol:.
Even now I couldn't understand what exactly Michel says in the 3rd couplet of "Give In To Me" demo. Any ideas? :D

[WILL-I-AM]

First I thought it was " I'm stuck with the man in the mirror" instead of I'm Starting With The Man In The mirror. :D

[Pace,MioDolceCuore]

...Yes, Michael Jackson sings music, not words. [/B]

That just screams for a really bad macro.

[CaptainEoLove85]

Last night (I was probably tired when I heard this) I was listening to Can You Feel It and I heard "the blood inside my face" instead of "the blood inside my veins" :blink:

[Rilo Jackson]

In Beat It I thought it was " Beat it, beat it, know one wants to beat it beat it " when it's " Beat it, beat it, know one wants to be defeated " lol!

http://i632.photobucket.com/albums/uu41/brigit-17/michael%20jackson%20we%20love%20him/ooYa9-807a8b1d2bd2a23ff0f93d8784f25.gif

[Pace,MioDolceCuore]

I just remembered one when I was in the thread about "If You Don't Love Me"

"I had to write you just to tell you that I may be kissing on your photograph."

Always sounded to me like:

"I had to write you just to tell you that I'm aiming p*ss on all your photographs."

:doh:

Wow, "If You Don't Love Me" is one UPBEAT sounding break-up song. :wild: :rofl:

[Roosje]

In Another Part Of Me I always heard: 'We're sending out, I made love' instead of 'We're sending out a major love'...

[LLCz]

What does he say at the beginning of RTT?

[Snow White luvs Peter Pan]

I don't understand it either. As well as Michael's rap in I Can't Let Her Get Away.

[spoonie]

A young relative of mine is convinced that "Every day create your History" is actually "Every day we make a Christmas tree" haha

[mjfan777]

my friend is soo convinced that annie are you ok is eddie are you lol

[spoonie]

my friend is soo convinced that annie are you ok is eddie are you lol

Lol I knew a fan who always used to sing "Ellie are you ok" lol

[GinnyJackson]

at the start of RTT he says "Hello, What you wanna Try" or thats what it sounds like to me.
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[Arklove]

at the start of RTT he says "Hello, What you wanna Try" or thats what it sounds like to me.
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i think that's what he says...:ninja:

[8701girl]

A young relative of mine is convinced that "Every day create your History" is actually "Every day we make a Christmas tree" haha


:giggle: They are pretty cool lyrics

[LLCz]

at the start of RTT he says "Hello, What you wanna Try" or thats what it sounds like to me.
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What does he say after that?

[Arklove]

What does he say after that?

That's what I haven't been able to figure out...Even listening to it acapella is still hard to understand him ...lol

[Erandi]

I understand something like "I don't know... would you wanna try/ Everytime I see you...hehehe" :scratch:

[Lorraine]

I understand something like "I don't know... would you wanna try/ Everytime I see you...hehehe" :scratch:

Someone once said it was " I don't know, what you wanna try... Step into my scene"

So then I could hear that and that's what I sing. :lol:

[Tsukiji]

lFy8PL1aJik

Check it out, in the Acapella version it's more clear what he says :)

He says "Heh heh...I don't know, what you wanna try? Every time you see.."

[Erandi]

^ I was close :D

[Katee]

When I was younger I thought in 'Beat It' it was 'No one wants to feel it, beat it' and in 'Wanna be Startin' Somethin'' I thought it was 'When I'm standin' on the side of a mountain side'

Until recently a friend of mine still thought that it was 'Eddie are you ok' in 'Smooth Criminal' until I corrected her!

[GinnyJackson]

sometimes i think people are posting things just because they think its funny and not really a lyric at all. those are the people that bug the hell out of me lol.

[GinnyJackson]

lFy8PL1aJik

Check it out, in the Acapella version it's more clear what he says :)

He says "Heh heh...I don't know, what you wanna try? Every time you see.."

Is there a way you can post the audio file of this.? pretty please
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[myosotis]

Great Mondegreens all...

(American writer Sylvia Wright coined the term in her essay "The Death of Lady Mondegreen," published in Harper's Magazine in November 1954.[3]
When I was a child, my mother used to read aloud to me from Percy's Reliques, and one of my favorite poems began, as I remember:
Ye Highlands and ye Lowlands,Oh, where hae ye been?
They hae slain the Earl O' Moray,And Lady Mondegreen.
The actual fourth line is "And laid him on the green".
Wright explained the need for a new term: "The point about what I shall hereafter call mondegreens, since no one else has thought up a word for them, is that they are better than the original."

deleted link to you tube...shoulda watched to the end first!

[GinnyJackson]

What does this have to do with Michael Jackson lyrics?




Great Mondegreens all...

(American writer Sylvia Wright coined the term in her essay "The Death of Lady Mondegreen," published in Harper's Magazine in November 1954.[3]
When I was a child, my mother used to read aloud to me from Percy's Reliques, and one of my favorite poems began, as I remember:
Ye Highlands and ye Lowlands,Oh, where hae ye been?
They hae slain the Earl O' Moray,And Lady Mondegreen.
The actual fourth line is "And laid him on the green".
Wright explained the need for a new term: "The point about what I shall hereafter call mondegreens, since no one else has thought up a word for them, is that they are better than the original."

deleted link to you tube...shoulda watched to the end first!

[Sharlene]

In Another Part Of Me I always heard: 'We're sending out, I made love' instead of 'We're sending out a major love'...

HAHAHA :lol:

Ahhh I do love this thread! Makes my day :D

[Dianelesley]

:D Love this thread!

For Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' : 16 year old replaces:

Mama-say mama-sah ma-ma-coo-sah and sings

I wanna sell my shares of Microsoft! :wild:


Try it - she's right! lolol

Oh yeah and she insists that in the middle of Don't Stop he sings oh Layla (her name!) lol - yeah right! :cheeky:

[Sharlene]

Oh yeah and she insists that in the middle of Don't Stop he sings oh Layla (her name!) lol - yeah right! :cheeky:

Hehehe Well I always used to insist that he sings my name in a Smooth Criminal verse :rofl: I wish!

[myosotis]

What does this have to do with Michael Jackson lyrics?

Misheard lyrics (or words to poetry) are called mondegreens, and that is what the whole thread is about...... its a daft word I know...the quotation is where it comes from ( and I thought that was fairly funny too ). That's all. (Apologises and reverses out of thread hastily.)

[MJsweden]

The Second Michael Song I Ever Heard Was Smooth Criminal, When He Started singing.....I didn't understand a sh*t. I thought he sang in....Spanish :unsure: Then I called my friend and said: have you heard the song smooth criminal by michael jackson in spanish? It is very cool :D then he said: Dude.....It's english? I just wanted to die right there :doh: I didn't listen to music so much then so it was a REALLY fast song for me. Right after i talked to him i went to youtube and searched on youtube for the lyrics, then I was like: Oooooohhhhh :doh: A really embarassing thing for me!!! :unsure:

[Kirshach]

In Another Part Of Me I always heard: 'We're sending out, I made love' instead of 'We're sending out a major love'...

Until now I thought it was 'I'm sitting now on middle-earth'

[amalee]

I'm not sure if this was mentioned before, but during Smooth Criminal, when he sings "Annie, are you okay?" I always hear "Annie, are you walking?"

Then there's during Man in the Mirror where he sings "And no message could have been any clearer." I always hear: "And no mustache could have been any clearer."

LMFAO :|

[Strange Blues]

When I was a kid I thought the lyrics on Heal the World went like "Heal the World, make it a better place for you and for me and the entire UNIVERSE."
I think that would have been a bit too hard to achieve...

Up until now I always thought Michael sang "Like a stranger in Moscow, Lord I feel insane" on Stranger in Moscow when he actually sings "Like a stranger in Moscow, Lord have mercy".

[BillieJean84]

In 'In the Closet' the chorus sounds like 'she wants his baby, oh she wants his baby'

[Snow White 1937]

When I first heard Hold My Hand in 2008, I thought Akon said "country music" instead of konvikt music. I thought he must have been a little confused when he sang that :tease:

[Xyber]

On Heartbreaker,I keep hearing "stocky big thighs"

[smile4mj]

Biggest misheard for me recently is KYHU end part..
I'm still trying my best to figure out that one.

[emmy18]

pardon my ignorance but what does KYHU stand for?

[TarinJade]

KYHU = Keep Your Head Up

[emmy18]

KYHU = Keep Your Head Up

hmmmm havent heard of that one... YOUTUBE! hehehe

[Roosje]

Until now I thought it was 'I'm sitting now on middle-earth'

:oops: That might be correct. Then my own correction was misheard as well... :oops:

[BillieJean84]

This isn't from MJ but in Lady Gaga's song Poker face the chorus part sounds like shes saying "cutie pie, cutie pie" ... but its and I just found this out, its 'can't read my, can't read my'

[Milka]

Especially for me it's very difficult to understand what Michael says cause english is not my native language..... That's what I heard when I listened to the songs for the first time:

MORPHINE

Original:You talk survival(?).......You're just a rival
Μine:Your dog's on fire.........You're just a Rambo

Original: Demerol, Demerol, Oh God he's taking demerol
Mine: Debbie Rowe, Debbie Rowe, oh God he's taking Debbie Rowe


BILLIE JEAN

Original:But the kid is not my son
Mine:But the chin is not my son (I still can't hear kid....)


WHY YOU WANNA TRIP ON ME

Original:You got homeless people With no food to eat
Mine:You got homeless people with no friends to eat

Original:We've got streetwalkers Walkin in the darkness
Mine:We've got Stevie Wonders rockin in the darkness


DON'T STOP TILL YOU GET ENOUGH

Original:Keep on with the force don't stop
Mine:Keep on with the pants stuffed

I know this is an older post, but I just randomly clicked through a couple of pages of this thread. Thanks for the original lyrics, I don't know the lyrics of most songs and also don't know all MJ songs (that'll probably change with time though, give me a few years ;) ), but with the originals being there, I didn't have to google them. Those are hilarious! With no friends to eat? That's so wrong, lol.

English is not my first language either, but with MJ it's particularly hard at times, in a lot of songs he is more beatboxing than singing, lol. With some of the new songs, even some native speakers on here heard weird things here and there, but for some reason I heard them right. Happens to me with other English songs as well, not just MJ. I guess that's because I usually try to listen really hard and pay a lot of attention with English not being my frist language. But I always love to read people's misheard lyrics, they are always hysterical.

[MJ~And~Me]

quite a few :yes: but the only one i can remember right now is they dont care about us when says throw your brother in jail and i thought it was something like dont you brother hinges lol

[Nonoka]

I don't know if it has been said before.

Dirty Diana
Original: Cause I forgot the key
Mine: Cause I f*** out the key
I'm sorry, but I always hear that.......

[Em_Mj]

omg!! as if this thread is still going
i made it ages ago
thanks for keeping it alive mj friends

[Emzi]

Towards the end of Blues Away he sings: I've got the power.
When I was a kid, I thought he said: I am a flower!

And Smooth Criminal: Annie, are you ok?
Me: Annie, are you walking?

[Roosje]

This is it, Here I stand, This is it, Love Hugh Grant

[karom]

Dirty Diana: She likes the boys in the band...at first I thought he was saying "She likes to poison the fans" :bugeyed :wtf: :lmao:

[Pace,MioDolceCuore]

This is it, Here I stand, This is it, Love Hugh Grant

:swoon::D

[MJsweden]

In Breaking News When He Sings: Why Is It Stranger That I Would Fall In Love? I Always Hear: Why Does The Straight Guy Always Fall In Love? Why Do The Straight....... :doh:

[larry141094]

Sunset Driver:

Sunset Driver
Midnight rider
Friday's brighter
Morning rider
You're a Saturday nighter

Instead of Friday's brighter, I used to hear "Friday Spider" and I was like ???

ZOMG i hear that too! LuLZ :wild:

[Nonoka]

I found another one, in Smooth Criminal:

Michael: So they came into the outway, it was sunday - what a black day
Me: So they came into the outlet...

[MJ~And~Me]

Towards the end of Blues Away he sings: I've got the power.
When I was a kid, I thought he said: I am a flower!

And Smooth Criminal: Annie, are you ok?
Me: Annie, are you walking?

That is what someone I knew used to sing:rofl:

[Samweed]

Not sure if this has been said, 41 pages is a lot to read,

Don't Stop Til You Get Enough
Original:Keep on with the force don't stop, don't stop til you get enough
I heard: Keep on with the porn star, don't stop til you get enough

Jacksons - All Night Dancin'
Original: 'Cuz the more I keep on dancin'
I heard: 'Cuz the more white people dancin'

[MJ~And~Me]

:toofunny:dont stop till you get enough is quite a hard song to hear what hes saying :yes:

[MechaJackson]

Tabloid Junkie

Sounds like gibberish XD

[TarinJade]

Not sure if this has been said, 41 pages is a lot to read,

Don't Stop Til You Get Enough
Original:Keep on with the force don't stop, don't stop til you get enough
I heard: Keep on with the porn star, don't stop til you get enough


Once upon a time...


In DSTYGE, even though I know it's actually "when the force starts," I always hear "we're the porn stars."

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[katrine]

In black or white i always sing it like this lol

i told my baby on a saturday night

and then the rest of that 1st wee bit i never understood a word of it... (the bit ive highlighted below)

proper lyrics:
I Took My Baby
On A Saturday Bang
Boy Is That Girl With You
Yes We're One And The Same

Yeah I thought for ages it was that too cause I didnt think it could be on a Saturday bang, cause here in the UK that means something else :ph34r:


Dirty Diana: She likes the boys in the band...at first I thought he was saying "She likes to poison the fans" :bugeyed :wtf: :lmao:

:hysterical::hysterical: Made my day

[analogue]

This is what i thought he was saying in Hollywood Tonight

She dips her hand in the sand
Let's all have an orgy

[The Healer]

This is what i thought he was saying in Hollywood Tonight

She dips her hand in the sand
Let's all have an orgy

:hysterical:
Instead of what ?

I used to hear something like " heaven"s conected cain..." in YANA.
( I still don"t know what are the right words...:D:doh: )

[Tsukiji]

Dirty Diana: She likes the boys in the band...at first I thought he was saying "She likes to poison the fans" :bugeyed :wtf: :lmao:

:lol:

[ANDROMEDA]

LOL thats hilarious!!! my aunt used to say "bille jean is bathou lover" LOL..bathou? really?!?

hahhahahhahahhahaha that was so funny..I am from Greece..My mom can understand a few English words..
when she heard blood on the dance floor when Michael says susie got your number. my mom used to say
Susie kazanova...lol

[Remington Steele]

(Hollywood Tonight)
Let's all have an orgy


:hysterical:
Instead of what ?

:wild: I'd like to know, too... not seriously "in her painted on jeans"?!?


I remember a friend of mine said he heard "she was underneath the table, eating sushi with her neighbour" instead of "She ran underneath the table he could see she was unable"

:rofl: Surely the first thing a woman should do when a murderer is in her appartment...


*spits drink out of my mouth*

BWAHAHAA!!!! :toofunny: :toofunny:

NO COMMENT :ph34r:...

Well actually, in BOW magazine AFAIR it was written Michael actually did mean this male very important "attachment" :smilerolleyes:, though I doubt he meant his own :cheeky:.

[GThomson93]

For Black or White I hear

"Damn it you agree with me"

When it's actually

"Don't tell me you agree with me." :P

& every time I sing it, I still say Damn it you agree with me even though I know the proper lyric. :L

[MJForever31]

For Black or White I hear

"Damn it you agree with me"

When it's actually

"Don't tell me you agree with me." :P

& every time I sing it, I still say Damn it you agree with me even though I know the proper lyric. :L

I still say that too. I even sang it at karaoke last week

[mjmirror]

Everytime I hear Earth Song, I can only think of this (from the early beginnings of this thread I think!):
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[0o0jackie0o0]

I LOVE THIS THREAD
anyways so there was this radio interview with Akon and he said he never knew what mj was saying in Wanna be startin... so when he told mj, mj was like " well what did u think i was sayin'" and akon goes "well i thought u were saying 'i'm the same mother****** from Arkansa'" and apparently mj laughed his butt of at that...lol

[0o0jackie0o0]

mj would be on the floor if he read these

[CaptainEoLove85]

I LOVE THIS THREAD
anyways so there was this radio interview with Akon and he said he never knew what mj was saying in Wanna be startin... so when he told mj, mj was like " well what did u think i was sayin'" and akon goes "well i thought u were saying 'i'm the same mother****** from Arkansa'" and apparently mj laughed his butt of at that...lol

Wow that's hilarious. :lol:

[Remington Steele]

Smooth Criminal: Annie are you o-tchey, are you o-tchey (still hear it that way ^^)...


This is what i thought he was saying in Hollywood Tonight

She dips her hand in the sand
Let's all have an orgy

Seems to indicate what's on today's people's mind :smilerolleyes: :D.

[iShamone]

I actually misheard like everything in Human Nature...


Looking out-uh
Cross the night-time
The city wience a sweet as I
Hear her voice
Shook my window
Swissanusing sais

Get me Out
‘N took the night-time
Four holes won’t hole me toniiight
If this town
Is just an (a) hairball
Then let me take a bite!

If they say why, why, tell’em that is human nature
Why, why, does idumi err way
If they say why, why, tell’em that is human nature
Why, why, does idumi err way

Reaching out-uh
Touch a stranger
Eleckric eyes are ev’ryweeeaahhh
Seeve that girl
She knows i’m watching
She like’s the way I steahh

If they say why, why, Stella that is human nature
Why, why, dusidui that way
If they say why, why tchalla that is human nature
Why, why, does iduvi that way
I like living this way
I like loving this way

That way
Auahhh iahaa
Wauhaaaa uhaaahaahaaa

Looking out
Cross the mornin’
The city’s hut begins to beeee
Reaching out
I touch purr shoulder
I’m dreaming other shtreet
If they say why, why, talla dat is human nature
Why, why, dusiduvi that way
If they say why, why.. oooooohh tell’em
Why, whyyyy doeees idumy that way
If they say wuuuaahhy, tadashashashashashasha
Why, UEEEHHH! Does idumi that way
If they say WAI WAI WAI, oooooh, Stella
EEEEEEYY, dusidumi ehh way
If du su wuuaai, ooooh, Stella
Why, why, does iduvi that way
Why, why, tadadadadadada
Why, why, does idumi ah way
I like livin’ this WAAAYYY

Waauuhaaaa, auuwaaaiii
Auuaaaa, aiiuuhaii
Wuuaahhh awaiiii

Tshh thshh tshh
Tshh tshh tshh tshh tshh

Favorite line: swissanusing sais.

:lol:

[raz2911]

I actually misheard like everything in Human Nature...


Looking out-uh
Cross the night-time
The city wience a sweet as I
Hear her voice
Shook my window
Swissanusing sais

Get me Out
‘N took the night-time
Four holes won’t hole me toniiight
If this town
Is just an (a) hairball
Then let me take a bite!

If they say why, why, tell’em that is human nature
Why, why, does idumi err way
If they say why, why, tell’em that is human nature
Why, why, does idumi err way

Reaching out-uh
Touch a stranger
Eleckric eyes are ev’ryweeeaahhh
Seeve that girl
She knows i’m watching
She like’s the way I steahh

If they say why, why, Stella that is human nature
Why, why, dusidui that way
If they say why, why tchalla that is human nature
Why, why, does iduvi that way
I like living this way
I like loving this way

That way
Auahhh iahaa
Wauhaaaa uhaaahaahaaa

Looking out
Cross the mornin’
The city’s hut begins to beeee
Reaching out
I touch purr shoulder
I’m dreaming other shtreet
If they say why, why, talla dat is human nature
Why, why, dusiduvi that way
If they say why, why.. oooooohh tell’em
Why, whyyyy doeees idumy that way
If they say wuuuaahhy, tadashashashashashasha
Why, UEEEHHH! Does idumi that way
If they say WAI WAI WAI, oooooh, Stella
EEEEEEYY, dusidumi ehh way
If du su wuuaai, ooooh, Stella
Why, why, does iduvi that way
Why, why, tadadadadadada
Why, why, does idumi ah way
I like livin’ this WAAAYYY

Waauuhaaaa, auuwaaaiii
Auuaaaa, aiiuuhaii
Wuuaahhh awaiiii

Tshh thshh tshh
Tshh tshh tshh tshh tshh

Favorite line: swissanusing sais.

:lol:


:hysterical::hysterical:

Is just an (a) hairball
Then let me take a bite!
:puke: :cheeky:

[bouee]

I actually misheard like everything in Human Nature...

[CENTER]
Favorite line: swissanusing sais.

:lol:

:clapping::hysterical:
:hysterical:
:hysterical:
:hysterical:

[morsmordre]

I thought for the longest time that he was singing: I'm startled with the man in the mirror!

:lol:

[respect77]

Not sure if this has been said, 41 pages is a lot to read,

Don't Stop Til You Get Enough
Original:Keep on with the force don't stop, don't stop til you get enough
I heard: Keep on with the porn star, don't stop til you get enough



:rofl:

[claudiadoina]

I misheard, and still do, the lyrics from "Another Part of Me"

instead of
"We're sendin' out
A major love"

I hear

"I'm singin' out
I made love"

and I like my version much better.
I don't know if it makes any sense, tho'

[Remington Steele]

If you want a perverted version it sure makes sense ^^...

[Lainy]

:wild: Man I'd loved this thread! :lol: iShamone that's hilarious. :hysterical:

[morsmordre]

Did you ever stop to notice the crying earth as weeping show? :lol: Most of the lyrics in Earth Song I make up lmao

[Lainy]

I think you hadn't seen the date on which it was posted :scratch: We live in different countries, we have difference in time.

[BillieJean84]

In 'scream' I think the chorus is 'stop the press' but it sounds like hes saying 'stop your bitch!' I prefer my version over his.

[4u_n_4me]

In "Scream", I thot they were singin, "There's a lot of pressure in me.", rather than,"Stop pressurin' me."

I like in "Billie Jean", how sounds like he sings, "Billie Jean iss dot my dover."

I know theres more what I thought he was sayin', but Ill be back to this thread when I remember.

[ShineGloveShine]

I used to think "Annie are you ok?" Was "Annie are you stalking, are you stalking Annie?"

[Roosje]

Ok, I always thought I misheard some lyrics of It's the Falling in Love, but I just looked them up and I apparently heard correctly:

Don't Want To Lay Down In A Bed Full Of Lies
And Yet My Heart Is Saying >>> Come And Do Me <<<

Isn't this a bit vulgar? :shock: :naughty: Or is my English failing me here?

[BillieJean84]

In Heal the World I used to think he says ....'let swords turn into blushes' ; the real lyrics are something like : 'nations turn swords into blowshares' :hysterical:

[CapnG]

Haha, I heard wrong lyrics all the time, especially when I was younger.

Smooth Criminal: Annie are you walkin', Anne are you walkin', are you walkin' Annie?

DSTYGE: Keep on with the post office, don't stop till you get enough.

[Pretty young thing]

Sunset Driver:

Sunset Driver
Midnight rider
Friday's brighter
Morning rider
You're a Saturday nighter

Instead of Friday's brighter, I used to hear "Friday Spider" and I was like ???

Me too,friday spider:-D

[Pretty young thing]

I actually misheard like everything in Human Nature...


Looking out-uh
Cross the night-time
The city wience a sweet as I
Hear her voice
Shook my window
Swissanusing sais

Get me Out
‘N took the night-time
Four holes won’t hole me toniiight
If this town
Is just an (a) hairball
Then let me take a bite!

If they say why, why, tell’em that is human nature
Why, why, does idumi err way
If they say why, why, tell’em that is human nature
Why, why, does idumi err way

Reaching out-uh
Touch a stranger
Eleckric eyes are ev’ryweeeaahhh
Seeve that girl
She knows i’m watching
She like’s the way I steahh

If they say why, why, Stella that is human nature
Why, why, dusidui that way
If they say why, why tchalla that is human nature
Why, why, does iduvi that way
I like living this way
I like loving this way

That way
Auahhh iahaa
Wauhaaaa uhaaahaahaaa

Looking out
Cross the mornin’
The city’s hut begins to beeee
Reaching out
I touch purr shoulder
I’m dreaming other shtreet
If they say why, why, talla dat is human nature
Why, why, dusiduvi that way
If they say why, why.. oooooohh tell’em
Why, whyyyy doeees idumy that way
If they say wuuuaahhy, tadashashashashashasha
Why, UEEEHHH! Does idumi that way
If they say WAI WAI WAI, oooooh, Stella
EEEEEEYY, dusidumi ehh way
If du su wuuaai, ooooh, Stella
Why, why, does iduvi that way
Why, why, tadadadadadada
Why, why, does idumi ah way
I like livin’ this WAAAYYY

Waauuhaaaa, auuwaaaiii
Auuaaaa, aiiuuhaii
Wuuaahhh awaiiii

Tshh thshh tshh
Tshh tshh tshh tshh tshh

Favorite line: swissanusing sais.

:lol:

I always get it as
HEAR HER LOIS instead of hear her voice

[CapnG]

In Smooth Criminal I hear 'so sushi' instead of 'so she'

[8701girl]

In Heal the World I used to think he says ....'let swords turn into blushes' ; the real lyrics are something like : 'nations turn swords into blowshares' :hysterical:

hahahaha

i used to think it was "lets swords turn into flushes"

[claudiadoina]

In Smooth Criminal I hear 'so sushi' instead of 'so she'
:lmao:

In Smooth Criminal for a long time I heard "Are you OK honey"

[4u_n_4me]

When I first heard "Behind the Mask", I thought he was singing:

"Who do you love? -Heeeeee e e e"
"Is it me? - Heeeeee e e e"
"Or Will.i.am?"

[MIST]

Someone put your hair down, begging for your love instead of someone put your hand out

[knigofpop]

In Heal the World I used to think he says ....'let swords turn into blushes' ; the real lyrics are something like : 'nations turn swords into blowshares' :hysterical:

LMAO... some of these are really funny but unfortunately... you heard wrong again! blushes... blowshares... it's actually plough shares which are (if google serves me right) a sharp steel wedge that cuts loose the top layer of soil.

Strange!!

[BottleOfSmoke]

can't stop laughing :lmao:

[8701girl]

And Yet My Heart Is Saying >>> Come And Do Me <<<

Isn't this a bit vulgar? :shock: :naughty: Or is my English failing me here?

i thought it was " yet my heart is saying come into me"......now isnt that vulgar as well?... lol

[Silouette]

Way back when, lol, when I would listen to 2Bad,
I could have sworn Michael was saying, "You the one Joe cut for me."
But of course, I found out that he wasnt saying that at all. Lol!

[BottleOfSmoke]

Don't Walk Away: I knew MJ couldn't possibly sing this, still I could hear "I tried but all my peanuts in the way" :D

[Rudolf]

Beat It - LIVE (Bucharest 1992) - ''They don't a come you ever come around sham (or shim), don't wanna see your face you better disappear. They fire set their eyes, their words are really clear so beat it........''
Refrain - ''Beat it, beat it, no one wants to beat it, beat it! Show they're mother f***king, show me you're right, it doesn't matter, whose from all right, just beat it, just beat it.......''

LOL xd :lol: :)

[claudiadoina]

Beat It - LIVE (Bucharest 1992) - ''They don't a come you ever come around sham (or shim), don't wanna see your face you better disappear. They fire set their eyes, their words are really clear so beat it........''
Refrain - ''Beat it, beat it, no one wants to beat it, beat it! Show they're mother f***king, show me you're right, it doesn't matter, whose from all right, just beat it, just beat it.......''

LOL xd :lol: :)

:hysterical: you are a good lyricist :yes:

[Rudolf]

^ :) :lol: That was when I heard it for the first time. English isn't my native language... :) :D ;)

[PoP]

I knew I misheard a word on "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'" I thought I heard "basketball" instead of "vegetable".

[Silouette]

Lol Pop! thats funny! :lol:

[Gonetoosoon]

In Butterflies I thought it was 'Don't ignore my smile when I try to say hello to you'

Apparently it's 'Don't acknowledge my smile'?

[claudiadoina]

Back then I thougth it's because of my english why I have problems with the lyrics, but now I know it was Michael's fault.:girl_haha:

[mj_forever]

LMAO... some of these are really funny but unfortunately... you heard wrong again! blushes... blowshares... it's actually plough shares which are (if google serves me right) a sharp steel wedge that cuts loose the top layer of soil.

Strange!!

and it's biblical, too...from the book of Isaiah

[spoonie]

A little 5 year old relatives version of Rock With You: "I wanna rock with you alright, bash you into sunshine" lol :D

[MJfan10]

In "The They You Make Me Feel" I used to hear "You really turn me good" in the background. I still hear it :lol: But it's "You really turn me on"

[Galactus123]

Smooth Criminal: I sometimes hear "Annie are you Wookiee?". :D

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