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Jazzebel
05-11-2009, 04:01 PM
Just found this on the internet....it's hilarious! :hysterical: I can relate to many of them.
This isn't even the full list, check out the Facebook-page (http://www.facebook.com/search/?init=srp&sfxp=&o=69&q=michael+jackson+obsessed+you+know#/group.php?gid=138480870339&ref=search&sid=1044195156.2057096891..1)!
Readin' them made me smile and since that's what we need here I thought I'd put it in a thread. ;)
1.) You join a million groups like this
2.) You shriek whenever you meet another fan.
3.) Another celeb is wearing an outfit, you think about how MJ would look ten times more fierce in it.
4.) You can’t listen to anyone else because it just sounds worse
5.) You spend your time talking online to other fans instead of your real life, non-fan friends
6.) You grab any newspaper/magazine that has his face on the cover
7.) Try to sneak him into every conversation topic your having with someone
8.) Stay up till 12am, even though you have a job/school watching Michael Jackson on youtube.
9.) You rewind to the parts in his videos where he smiles and watch it again…and again…and again.
10.) You listen to the beginning of IJCSLY over and over and pretend he’s whispering in your ear
11.) You know what IJCSLY stands for
12.) Went into a sorta semi-depression when he died
13.) You love all his cheesy outfits in the early days,even though they’d look horrible on anyone else
14.) You named your baby boy Michael (Or is planning to)
15.) Because you didn’t have a boy, you named your baby girl Michael. (She won’t be happy when she grows up.)
16.) You annoy the heck out of your boyfriend/husband because you keep going on about how amazing and hot MJ is
17.) You TRY to copy his dance moves
18.) Even if you can’t dance
19.) You call your radio station a million times to request Michael Jackson songs
20.) You’ve listened to EVERY album at least a million times
21.) You find yourself gazing into his eyes…on the poster in your bedroom
22.) You make a mini shrine of MJ
23.) You spaz on anyone who says anything negative about him, then launch into a gigantic rant with EVERY FACT that ever existed
24.) You try and force your friends to become obsessed with Michael Jackson
25.) He is your ideal boyfriend
26.) You pray to Michael.
27.) You & your MJ family have your own special lingo that only you understand;
“OMJ”
“Michaelicious”
“Golden Glory”
“MJ Sister”
“Tag Me”
“Mikegasms”
“Keep Michaeling”
“MJ Dreaming”
(I especially thank Nicole Charrison for this one. I ROFLed)
28.) Everytime you go to the store your eyes are looking around frantically for Michael merchandise. (By Tina Pyt Greaves)
29.) Your computer crashed with 10 gigabytes worth of Michael pictures and videos
30.) Instead of writing History,you write HIStory.
31.) You know every hee-hee and every pow and shamone’s in every song.
32.) You have spent your weekend on YouTube watching those adorable Michael Moments
33.) 99% of your 86 notifications include, ______ has commented on a photo of you, you check the comment and it’s of an MJ pic.
34.) You basically only have Twitter/Facebook to promote Michael Jackson
35.) You talk to the Michael posters in your room
36.) You know which album every song comes from, what year it came out, the awards it’s won and EVERY WORD of the songs.
37.) Your heart skips a beat every time you see the word “Michael”
38.) You may also faint
39.) Or shriek very loudly
40.) Your worst enemy becomes a Michael fan. All of a sudden, you’re best friends.
41.) You fell into a trance, listening to Planet Earth.
42.) You bought the This is It CD, even if it’s just a bunch of songs on CDs you already own.
43.) You preach to others about the wonderfulness of MJ.
44.) Even if they’re strangers.
45.) You swooned looking at GOLD PANTS. ;)
46.) You swooned talking about GOLD PANTS.
47.) Your friend stubs her toe, shrieking OWWW. You add the “hee-hee” before you ask her if she’s okay.
48.) You have moonwalked around the house.
49.) You have tripped or fallen over something while moonwalking around the house.
50.) You scoff at the MJ imitators because you know there can never be the same angel again.
51.) You drew numerous pictures of MJ
52.) Even though you can’t draw
53.) For class, you were asked to research an important figure in history, you picked Michael Jackson.
54.) And even though the minimum amount was 2 pages, you presented your teacher with a novel.
55.) You curled your hair
56.) Then decided you looked lame because no one can defeat Michael’s hair.
57.) You have framed pictures of Michael.
58.) You have wall murals of Michael.
59.) You wanted to steal the cardboard cutout of Michael that sits in movie theater lobbies for This is It.
60.) You HAVE stolen the cardboard cutout of Michael from your local movie theater lobby.
(http://www.facebook.com/search/?init=srp&sfxp=&o=69&q=michael+jackson+obsessed+you+know#/group.php?gid=138480870339&ref=search&sid=1044195156.2057096891..1)
mjjfan4ever
05-11-2009, 04:06 PM
:hysterical:can't say i disagree with anything written :lmao:
facebook thing is :hysterical:
PurpleParrot
05-11-2009, 04:09 PM
OMG!!! *scared*
Where they put the spy camera in my room????
Louise.
05-11-2009, 04:11 PM
Haha, that is such a great list! I do practically every single one of those. :lol: Thanks for posting. :)
Adore
05-11-2009, 04:19 PM
2.) You shriek whenever you meet another fan.
3.) Another celeb is wearing an outfit, you think about how MJ would look ten times more fierce in it.
4.) You can’t listen to anyone else because it just sounds worse
5.) You spend your time talking online to other fans instead of your real life, non-fan friends
6.) You grab any newspaper/magazine that has his face on the cover
7.) Try to sneak him into every conversation topic your having with someone
8.) Stay up till 12am, even though you have a job/school watching Michael Jackson on youtube.
9.) You rewind to the parts in his videos where he smiles and watch it again…and again…and again.
10.) You listen to the beginning of IJCSLY over and over and pretend he’s whispering in your ear
11.) You know what IJCSLY stands for
20.) You’ve listened to EVERY album at least a million times
21.) You find yourself gazing into his eyes…on the poster in your bedroom
23.) You spaz on anyone who says anything negative about him, then launch into a gigantic rant with EVERY FACT that ever existed
25.) He is your ideal boyfriend
28.) Everytime you go to the store your eyes are looking around frantically for Michael merchandise. (By Tina Pyt Greaves)
30.) Instead of writing History,you write HIStory.
31.) You know every hee-hee and every pow and shamone’s in every song.
32.) You have spent your weekend on YouTube watching those adorable Michael Moments
37.) Your heart skips a beat every time you see the word “Michael”
45.) You swooned looking at GOLD PANTS. ;)
46.) You swooned talking about GOLD PANTS.
48.) You have moonwalked around the house.
49.) You have tripped or fallen over something while moonwalking around the house.
50.) You scoff at the MJ imitators because you know there can never be the same angel again.
51.) You drew numerous pictures of MJ
52.) Even though you can’t draw
57.) You have framed pictures of Michael.
59.) You wanted to steal the cardboard cutout of Michael that sits in movie theater lobbies for This is It.
(http://www.facebook.com/search/?init=srp&sfxp=&o=69&q=michael+jackson+obsessed+you+know#/group.php?gid=138480870339&ref=search&sid=1044195156.2057096891..1)
guilty as charged :ninja:
and
27.) You & your MJ family have your own special lingo that only you understand;
“OMJ”
“Michaelicious”
“Golden Glory”
“MJ Sister”
“Tag Me”
“Mikegasms”
“Keep Michaeling”
“MJ Dreaming” I have been known to say Mikegasm and Keep Michaeling :fear:
Alyssa
05-11-2009, 04:20 PM
almost all of these apply to me!! :)
SolamenteMJ
05-11-2009, 04:24 PM
I heard that! You speak the truth :)
prismsagainst5live
05-11-2009, 04:25 PM
:rofl:
all of them are so true, espeacially twitter/facebook lol
I would like to add that I have TOUCHED the gold pants :D
Jazzebel
05-11-2009, 04:29 PM
Haha, that is such a great list! I do practically every single one of those. :lol: Thanks for posting. :)
No thanks, glad it can bring some laughter! ;)
These kind of things, like reading that list, make me so proud to be a fan.
Knowing we all do the same stuff, going through the same stuff and loving the same stuff.
Michael sure as hell gets a lot of people to become one in this world. :heart:
:rofl:
all of them are so true, espeacially twitter/facebook lol
I would like to add that I have TOUCHED the gold pants :D
You can add things to the list on the Facebook-page! :lol:
MichaelMySoul
05-11-2009, 04:33 PM
Im freaked out. I was gonna quote 1-6 of these until I noticed that the entire list was ME. Whats the point of quoting some of them? Thats all my past 12 years have been like!!!! WOW so accurate and point on.
PurpleParrot
05-11-2009, 04:49 PM
I joined the groupe and added some ;)
When you feel guilty not being able to go see This it it in theater everynight.
When you get yourself a MJ related tattoo.
When you like watching Peter Pan cause Michael loved it too
When you imitate some of Michael manners like biting your lip the same way, put your hand on your mouth when you smile the same way etc...
Wh...en you draw yourself some MJ like eyebrows
When you buy Orange Gatorade just because Michael used to drink that
When you buy yourself a pair of black loafers
When you literally kiss your MJ poster
BlackCat*
05-11-2009, 05:02 PM
:hysterical: i agree with this list.....complete :wild:
badanka
05-11-2009, 05:02 PM
I love this!! Phenomenal!
shaugnie
05-11-2009, 05:03 PM
Oh my god, i do all of them! Apart from i didnt manage to steal the This is it cut out from my cinema, but i tried! he he!
MJsPYT1
05-11-2009, 05:07 PM
:rollin:
MJfan10
05-11-2009, 05:21 PM
Great thread!! I was answering yes to most of them!!! :D
MJfan10
05-11-2009, 05:23 PM
I joined the groupe and added some ;)
When you feel guilty not being able to go see This it it in theater everynight.
When you like watching Peter Pan cause Michael loved it too
When you imitate some of Michael manners like biting your lip the same way, put your hand on your mouth when you smile the same way etc...
I do this!! :D
Michael Jackson Moonwalk
05-11-2009, 05:35 PM
I do nearly all of these and Im proud! LOL God Michael!!! :wub:
I would like to add that I have TOUCHED the gold pants :D
Amen, me too!! :D
Sophielo
05-11-2009, 05:52 PM
So much of this applys to me. Although when I saw TII I actually went to a staff member and asked if I could take the cut out. They said I was at least the 15th person to ask them that!
oceanborn
05-11-2009, 06:19 PM
Somebody wrote a list of me and my habits!! OMG.
That Gatorade thing too... Oh yes. :yes:
Plus I am seriously planning to bake a banana cream pie, althought I have no clue how it's made and nobody here in Finland bakes such a things. But I'm gonna!!
littlesparrow
05-11-2009, 06:27 PM
7.) Try to sneak him into every conversation topic your having with someone
8.) Stay up till 12am, even though you have a job/school watching Michael Jackson on youtube.
10.) You listen to the beginning of IJCSLY over and over and pretend he’s whispering in your ear
16.) You annoy the heck out of your boyfriend/husband because you keep going on about how amazing and hot MJ is
41.) You fell into a trance, listening to Planet Earth.
Especially guilty of these ones. :lol:
Blackcat
05-11-2009, 06:31 PM
LOL 80% of what I'm doing..
But I'm proud. :D
CaptainEoLove85
05-11-2009, 07:31 PM
Well here's some things I've done personally, that I guess counts me as obsessed
*Buying the Architectural Digest, just to read that one article about Michael, not even reading the rest of it.
*Dancing every night to his music, and getting really pissed and upset that one time I forgot to charge my iPod up.
*Being called several times by your dad as a fanatic fan, or being called Michael's #1 fan by your mom.
*Talking to Michael every night about mundane silly things
*Imagining scenarios about spending time with Michael like marrying him, or going to Neverland, or being rescued by him, or knocking on his door saying you have to use the restroom so you can get into his house, or any other possible fantasy you can think of. (I do this a lot)
*You've started writing fanfiction and making comics about him
*Saying "sometime" instead of "sometimes" (haven't done this yet, but just wait...)
*Imagining that you are him sometimes
*Eating his favorite foods, like KFC
*Putting his favorite songs in your iTunes
*Watching YouTube videos of him for many hours during the day, even the same clips over and over
*Going one day without Michaeling gives you some serious withdrawal symptoms
*Smiling or laughing like him (not sure if I'm consciously aware of it)
I'm sure there's other stuff, but that's probably good enough for now. I also have things in common with Michael that have nothing to do with being obsessed with him. It's just how I am. Like not wanting to drink, smoke, do drugs, can't drive. Being in love with childlike things, and having a desire to change the world in some way.
I can totally relate to the stuff on facebook. Yep, I'm obsessed. :P
xXMJJXx
05-11-2009, 07:34 PM
Just found this on the internet....it's hilarious! :hysterical: I can relate to many of them.
This isn't even the full list, check out the Facebook-page (http://www.facebook.com/search/?init=srp&sfxp=&o=69&q=michael+jackson+obsessed+you+know#/group.php?gid=138480870339&ref=search&sid=1044195156.2057096891..1)!
Readin' them made me smile and since that's what we need here I thought I'd put it in a thread. ;)
1.) You join a million groups like this
2.) You shriek whenever you meet another fan.
3.) Another celeb is wearing an outfit, you think about how MJ would look ten times more fierce in it.
4.) You can’t listen to anyone else because it just sounds worse
5.) You spend your time talking online to other fans instead of your real life, non-fan friends
6.) You grab any newspaper/magazine that has his face on the cover
7.) Try to sneak him into every conversation topic your having with someone
8.) Stay up till 12am, even though you have a job/school watching Michael Jackson on youtube.
9.) You rewind to the parts in his videos where he smiles and watch it again…and again…and again.
10.) You listen to the beginning of IJCSLY over and over and pretend he’s whispering in your ear
11.) You know what IJCSLY stands for
12.) Went into a sorta semi-depression when he died
13.) You love all his cheesy outfits in the early days,even though they’d look horrible on anyone else
14.) You named your baby boy Michael (Or is planning to)
15.) Because you didn’t have a boy, you named your baby girl Michael. (She won’t be happy when she grows up.)
16.) You annoy the heck out of your boyfriend/husband because you keep going on about how amazing and hot MJ is
17.) You TRY to copy his dance moves
18.) Even if you can’t dance
20.) You’ve listened to EVERY album at least a million times
21.) You find yourself gazing into his eyes…on the poster in your bedroom
23.) You spaz on anyone who says anything negative about him, then launch into a gigantic rant with EVERY FACT that ever existed
24.) You try and force your friends to become obsessed with Michael Jackson
25.) He is your ideal boyfriend
26.) You pray to Michael.
27.) You & your MJ family have your own special lingo that only you understand;
“OMJ”
“Michaelicious”
“Golden Glory”
“MJ Sister”
“Tag Me”
“Mikegasms”
“Keep Michaeling”
“MJ Dreaming”
(I especially thank Nicole Charrison for this one. I ROFLed)
28.) Everytime you go to the store your eyes are looking around frantically for Michael merchandise. (By Tina Pyt Greaves)
29.) Your computer crashed with 10 gigabytes worth of Michael pictures and videos
30.) Instead of writing History,you write HIStory.
31.) You know every hee-hee and every pow and shamone’s in every song.
32.) You have spent your weekend on YouTube watching those adorable Michael Moments
35.) You talk to the Michael posters in your room
36.) You know which album every song comes from, what year it came out, the awards it’s won and EVERY WORD of the songs.
37.) Your heart skips a beat every time you see the word “Michael”
38.) You may also faint
39.) Or shriek very loudly
40.) Your worst enemy becomes a Michael fan. All of a sudden, you’re best friends.
41.) You fell into a trance, listening to Planet Earth.
42.) You bought the This is It CD, even if it’s just a bunch of songs on CDs you already own.
43.) You preach to others about the wonderfulness of MJ.
44.) Even if they’re strangers.
45.) You swooned looking at GOLD PANTS. ;)
46.) You swooned talking about GOLD PANTS.
48.) You have moonwalked around the house.
49.) You have tripped or fallen over something while moonwalking around the house.
50.) You scoff at the MJ imitators because you know there can never be the same angel again.
51.) You drew numerous pictures of MJ
52.) Even though you can’t draw
53.) For class, you were asked to research an important figure in history, you picked Michael Jackson.
54.) And even though the minimum amount was 2 pages, you presented your teacher with a novel.
55.) You curled your hair
56.) Then decided you looked lame because no one can defeat Michael’s hair.
57.) You have framed pictures of Michael.
58.) You have wall murals of Michael.
59.) You wanted to steal the cardboard cutout of Michael that sits in movie theater lobbies for This is It.
60.) You HAVE stolen the cardboard cutout of Michael from your local movie theater lobby.
(http://www.facebook.com/search/?init=srp&sfxp=&o=69&q=michael+jackson+obsessed+you+know#/group.php?gid=138480870339&ref=search&sid=1044195156.2057096891..1)
ok this dude/chic knows me:ph34r:
47.) Your friend stubs her toe, shrieking OWWW. You add the “hee-hee” before you ask her if she’s okay.
OMG :lmao:
Campari
05-11-2009, 07:34 PM
5.) You spend your time talking online to other fans instead of your real life, non-fan friends
LOL @ the entire list, but :yes: to #5, however sad it might be.. :lol:
PurpleParrot
05-11-2009, 07:35 PM
Well here's some things I've done personally, that I guess counts me as obsessed
*Buying the Architectural Digest, just to read that one article about Michael, not even reading the rest of it. I DID THAT TOO
*Eating his favorite foods, like KFC (I do get myself some cesar salad, chicken and gatorade sometimes ;)) (but no KFC.. I can't :()
:yes: guilty
Campari
05-11-2009, 07:36 PM
*Imagining scenarios about spending time with Michael like marrying him, or going to Neverland, or being rescued by him, or knocking on his door saying you have to use the restroom so you can get into his house, or any other possible fantasy you can think of. (I do this a lot)
OMG yes, this is my main hobby! :lol: :blush:
XxWelshFanxX
05-11-2009, 07:37 PM
The one I'm guilty of, and please tell me someone else does it too, when you answer the phone singing the line "who is it".
Also when my someone is asking general life questions like "oh why do boys brea our hearts" I just HAVE to sing " why, why tell them that its human nature" drives my firends mad :D
I just can't help my self :D
SolamenteMJ
05-11-2009, 07:41 PM
When your phone rings and you don't answer it right away so you can have a little dance to Billie Jean (or whatever ringtone you currently have) teehehe.
MJJ:G.O.A.T
05-11-2009, 07:56 PM
4.) You can’t listen to anyone else because it just sounds worse
5.) You spend your time talking online to other fans instead of your real life, non-fan friends
6.) You grab any newspaper/magazine that has his face on the cover
7.) Try to sneak him into every conversation topic your having with someone
8.) Stay up till 12am, even though you have a job/school watching Michael Jackson on youtube.
:rofl: Yes, forget that essay I've got to write. Watching this rare Michael video and his concerts on YouTube are much more important. Till 12am? Maybe even past that...:lol:
*Buying the Architectural Digest, just to read that one article about Michael, not even reading the rest of it.
Yup I did this. And the imagining scenarios bit, I imagine what it would be like if he were still living. We'd be talking about how awesome the concerts were. Talking about his Halloween special with NBC. Talking about his new cd and the new short film. Talking about his new movie in theaters (based around the new cd & other movies based on other ideas). *sigh* :(
MJ1814
05-11-2009, 08:43 PM
:o
*slowly backs out of the thread while pleading the Fifth*
PurpleParrot
05-11-2009, 08:59 PM
When you answer this thread ;)
JustBeatIt91
05-11-2009, 09:54 PM
You left out dressing up like him. I wear something MJ related at ALL times
That list is so true! :lol:
Michael Jackson Moonwalk
06-11-2009, 12:21 PM
The one I'm guilty of, and please tell me someone else does it too, when you answer the phone singing the line "who is it".
Also when my someone is asking general life questions like "oh why do boys brea our hearts" I just HAVE to sing " why, why tell them that its human nature" drives my firends mad :D
I just can't help my self :D
God! I do the human nature one A LOT :yes:
Now that I've read this, I bet ya I'll be answering the phone singing 'who is it' LOL :D
Rockin.
06-11-2009, 12:38 PM
hahaha! quite a lot of them are true for me .. eeek!
this one I do a lot for anything remotely related to MJ -
'7.) Try to sneak him into every conversation topic your having with someone'
Manila was mentioned on the news and I said.. 'Michael Jackson went to Manila' Mum and dad - :smilerolleyes:
Rockin.
06-11-2009, 12:40 PM
So much of this applys to me. Although when I saw TII I actually went to a staff member and asked if I could take the cut out. They said I was at least the 15th person to ask them that!
haha! I'm planning on stealing/asking for a big poster or a cardboard thing
michaels wendy bird
06-11-2009, 12:45 PM
Ha ha its so true everything on this list is my life!
MJ:rocksmyworld
06-11-2009, 01:14 PM
Omg! This thread is actually quite freaky because it relates to me so much :S
Ok heres some more; which shows i am obsessed.
- Leaving your alarm for ages before turning it off just because its an MJ song
- Laughing to yourself whenever someone says "This Is It" in a random conversation not meaning to relate to Michael.
- Thinking of Michael whenever you see the smallest thing related to him- i.e. The Green Giant advert!!
- When most of your 'favourites' list on your internet browser is full of Michael related websites. (seriously, ive got too many!)
- Thinking about him as soon as you get up & before you go to bed.
- Knowing all the words to the raps in Black Or White & Jam
- Walking into a shop because you know theres an MJ related piece of merchandise in there just to see it, even though you dont necessarily need to go in the shop to get anything! (Oh yes, im a regular at HMV!)
- Liking things all of sudden when you didnt like them before just because Michael likes them.
- When the majority of your facebooks statuses are MJ related!
- Hearing the TII trailer or an MJ song on the TV & suddenly rushing into the room just to catch a glimpse of it (even though you've seen it a million times before)
- Persuading others to watch MJ vids because you want them to see what we see.
- When watching an MJ related programme, that is seen as your highlight of the week :)
- Wanting to buy every piece of merchandise humanly possible.
- Saying "I love you" randomly because you think Michael is listening & saying it back.
- When your friends raise their eyebrows because you've told them you've never cried so much when Michael died. ( :( )
Serenity3104
06-11-2009, 01:37 PM
You left out dressing up like him. I wear something MJ related at ALL times
I hide my white socks under my slacks :wub: I wear black loafers to work sometimes and when I cross my legs I catch ppl staring at me smiling and shaking their heads :lol:
:blush:
Bigboo
06-11-2009, 01:57 PM
13.) You love all his cheesy outfits in the early days,even though they’d look horrible on anyone else
:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:
i agree with all of what written
i always say to my self NO ONE other than Michael could drive me nuts *in a good way of course*:wub: :lol:
love u mike :heart:
PurpleParrot
06-11-2009, 03:49 PM
- Leaving your alarm for ages before turning it off just because its an MJ song
I SO do that when it's a MJ song on radio when the alarm starts!!!!
It makes my day!
I also do all the others your wrote ;) Yeah we're obsessed!
I wear black loafers to work sometimes and when I cross my legs I catch ppl staring at me smiling and shaking their heads :lol:
:blush:
ME TOO!!! Many still havent noticed my black loafers yet though... makes me laugh!
Jazzebel
06-11-2009, 04:16 PM
I came up with a new one today:
When you're fitting clothes in a store and a MJ song comes on, you immediatly decide to buy it because it cannot be coincidence.
Guilty...:blush:
lovelymj
06-11-2009, 04:42 PM
Also, I get pissed off when people aren't talking about THIS IS IT, but are excited to watch Paranormal Activity lol.
SolamenteMJ
06-11-2009, 04:44 PM
When you get an MJ tattoo and can't stop staring at it adoringly. :wub:
Sophielo
06-11-2009, 04:51 PM
This is something I did the other day: Going into a restaurant, regardless of price, to eat just because you heard them play an MJ song on their music system!
ArabianGirl~AllTheTime
06-11-2009, 04:56 PM
thanks for making me smile! :) :) i so needed that!!!!!!
Arklove
06-11-2009, 05:54 PM
So much of this applys to me. Although when I saw TII I actually went to a staff member and asked if I could take the cut out. They said I was at least the 15th person to ask them that!
Bahahahaha! that's hilarious! I think we all wanted it when we walked into the theatre lobby...
parli123
06-11-2009, 06:29 PM
When you keep asking everyone to go to see TII with you. lol! and they do!
elusive moonwalker
06-11-2009, 06:43 PM
LOL thanks for making me laugh. i needed that
mjfreak4life
07-11-2009, 01:45 AM
someones stalking me....... :ninja: lol
mjjfan4ever
07-11-2009, 01:48 AM
:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:
i agree with all of what written
i always say to my self NO ONE other than Michael could drive me nuts *in a good way of course*:wub: :lol:
love u mike :heart:
right ! like the GOLD LEOTARD! :lmao:
mjfreak4life
07-11-2009, 01:51 AM
These best describe me... lol
You find yourself gazing into his eyes…on the poster in your bedroom
You spaz on anyone who says anything negative about him, then launch into a gigantic rant with EVERY FACT that ever existed
You try and force your friends to become obsessed with Michael Jackson - That one has actually worked for a couple of friends..... :D
I came up with a new one today:
When you're fitting clothes in a store and a MJ song comes on, you immediatly decide to buy it because it cannot be coincidence.
Guilty...:blush:
http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb231/pcontrro/bravo-2.gif
This happened to me today:
I got into this special music store and the manager screams:
"Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson!!!"
He thinks I am his synonym!
That made me proud... I must admit it http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb231/pcontrro/emoticon-1.jpg
(good thing abuot it: he showed me several new MJ treasures, and we were actually discussing about certain hard to find items and finally gave me some discount for certain MJ's I bought... no bad ;-))
Gonetoosoon
07-11-2009, 02:46 AM
When you imitate some of Michael manners like biting your lip the same way, put your hand on your mouth when you smile the same way etc...
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Hahah there are many that have been mentioned that I do, but this one I'm horribly horribly guilty of doing! I do this EVERY day!
oldmoon20
07-11-2009, 02:47 AM
# 47 had me :lmao:
The one about frantically looking for MJ merchandise...so true!
Whenever I go into the store I will search almost every isle I think there will be something about MJ. When I didn't find anything in one store I got a little upset :lol:
crazy4umjackson
07-11-2009, 02:56 AM
You left out dressing up like him. I wear something MJ related at ALL times
LoL thats mee right here, ED HAAARDDDY!!!
Gonetoosoon
07-11-2009, 02:57 AM
I've got one
"You know you're obsessed with MJ when you change your eating habits to include daily KFC" :D
Diana Hart
07-11-2009, 03:16 AM
.) You grab any newspaper/magazine that has his face on the cover
.) Try to sneak him into every conversation topic your having with someone
.) Stay up till 12am, even though you have a job/school watching Michael Jackson on youtube.
.) You named your baby boy Michael (Or is planning to)
.) Because you didn’t have a boy, you named your baby girl Michael. (She won’t be happy when she grows up.)
.) You annoy the heck out of your boyfriend/husband because you keep going on about how amazing and hot MJ is
You try and force your friends to become obsessed with Michael Jackson
.)
.) You & your MJ family have your own special lingo that only you understand;
“OMJ”
“Michaelicious”
“Golden Glory”
“MJ Sister”
“Tag Me”
“Mikegasms”
“Keep Michaeling”
“MJ Dreaming”
.) You pray to Michael
.) Everytime you go to the store your eyes are looking around frantically for Michael merchandise.
.) Instead of writing History,you write HIStory.
^^
SO TRUE :lol:
HeavenCanWaitx3
07-11-2009, 04:02 PM
You KNOW you are obsessed with MJ when you have seen 'This Is It' 7 times and want to see it 77x7 more times, and all the guys at the theatre say, "Here comes the Michael Jackson girl".
When you are shopping online and say, "What MJ items can I buy today."
When you are doing something and all of a sudden, you burst out into a string of "HEE HEE's".
xxHouseLovexx
07-11-2009, 05:32 PM
1.) You join a million groups like this
2.) You shriek whenever you meet another fan.
3.) Another celeb is wearing an outfit, you think about how MJ would look ten times more fierce in it.
4.) You can’t listen to anyone else because it just sounds worse
5.) You spend your time talking online to other fans instead of your real life, non-fan friends
6.) You grab any newspaper/magazine that has his face on the cover
7.) Try to sneak him into every conversation topic your having with someone
8.) Stay up till 12am, even though you have a job/school watching Michael Jackson on youtube.
9.) You rewind to the parts in his videos where he smiles and watch it again…and again…and again.
10.) You listen to the beginning of IJCSLY over and over and pretend he’s whispering in your ear
11.) You know what IJCSLY stands for
12.) Went into a sorta semi-depression when he died
13.) You love all his cheesy outfits in the early days,even though they’d look horrible on anyone else
14.) You named your baby boy Michael (Or is planning to)
16.) You annoy the heck out of your boyfriend/husband because you keep going on about how amazing and hot MJ is
17.) You TRY to copy his dance moves
18.) Even if you can’t dance
19.) You call your radio station a million times to request Michael Jackson songs
23.) You spaz on anyone who says anything negative about him, then launch into a gigantic rant with EVERY FACT that ever existed
24.) You try and force your friends to become obsessed with Michael Jackson
25.) He is your ideal boyfriend
28.) Everytime you go to the store your eyes are looking around frantically for Michael merchandise. (By Tina Pyt Greaves)
29.) Your computer crashed with 10 gigabytes worth of Michael pictures and videos
[it's now 40 GB :D]
31.) You know every hee-hee and every pow and shamone’s in every song.
32.) You have spent your weekend on YouTube watching those adorable Michael Moments
36.) You know which album every song comes from, what year it came out, the awards it’s won and EVERY WORD of the songs.
37.) Your heart skips a beat every time you see the word “Michael”
38.) You may also faint
39.) Or shriek very loudly
42.) You bought the This is It CD, even if it’s just a bunch of songs on CDs you already own.
43.) You preach to others about the wonderfulness of MJ.
45.) You swooned looking at GOLD PANTS. ;)
46.) You swooned talking about GOLD PANTS.
48.) You have moonwalked around the house.
50.) You scoff at the MJ imitators because you know there can never be the same angel again.
53.) For class, you were asked to research an important figure in history, you picked Michael Jackson.
54.) And even though the minimum amount was 2 pages, you presented your teacher with a novel.
57.) You have framed pictures of Michael.
58.) You have wall murals of Michael.
59.) You wanted to steal the cardboard cutout of Michael that sits in movie theater lobbies for This is It.
(http://www.facebook.com/search/?init=srp&sfxp=&o=69&q=michael+jackson+obsessed+you+know#/group.php?gid=138480870339&ref=search&sid=1044195156.2057096891..1)
Crap. Guilty :D
xxHouseLovexx
07-11-2009, 05:40 PM
- When your friends raise their eyebrows because you've told them you've never cried so much when Michael died. ( :( )
awwwwwwwww... *hugs* :cry:
Charlotte-Ann
07-11-2009, 06:02 PM
Mhmm...always carry a photo of him in your purse!?
:) I do!
ilmjj
07-11-2009, 06:14 PM
I am so glag I'm not the only one!! I love you guys!
Buttercup
07-11-2009, 06:16 PM
Hahaha! This whole thread brought a smile to my face.
Louise.
07-11-2009, 06:46 PM
Hahaha! This whole thread brought a smile to my face.
Aw, same here. :wub:
Angela_MJJ
07-11-2009, 06:50 PM
lol this made me smile
I can relate to an awful lot that :lol:
MJsPYT90
07-11-2009, 10:58 PM
"You rewind to the parts in his videos where he smiles and watch it again…and again…and again."
Ithought I was the only person that did that lol, and I do it aaaall the time!
Laura_MJfan
07-11-2009, 11:25 PM
LOL thats awesome. Its meeeee :D
CaptainEoLove85
07-11-2009, 11:31 PM
Another thing I've noticed I've been doing: taking a look at the year of the book I'm reading or movie I'm watching, and instantly thinking about what Michael was doing during that exact year.
PurpleParrot
07-11-2009, 11:36 PM
"You rewind to the parts in his videos where he smiles and watch it again…and again…and again."
Ithought I was the only person that did that lol, and I do it aaaall the time!
No you're not!! My Dangerous the short films VHS is VERY overused at the end of Remember the time! :lol:
MJ:rocksmyworld
08-11-2009, 01:23 PM
awwwwwwwww... *hugs* :cry:
Thanks :) After i said that to them, i was like maybe i shouldnt have revealed that but then i was like- what the hell, who cares!
Another thing I've noticed I've been doing: taking a look at the year of the book I'm reading or movie I'm watching, and instantly thinking about what Michael was doing during that exact year.
Omg! I do that to, all the time! Haha so funny.
This is the best thread :)
MichaelsNeverlandPrincess
08-11-2009, 01:31 PM
I have done all of the above except for about 2 or 3.
I really does take something like this to realise who madly in love you are with this man but who cares because I love it.
I do so many things you guys mention!!
A few months ago I got shouted at in maths class. I couldn't do the works so I shouted "I DONT UNDERSTAAAND IT, YEAH YEAH" and everyone was like :mello:
Keep them coming!
Louise.
08-11-2009, 01:51 PM
I do so many things you guys mention!!
A few months ago I got shouted at in maths class. I couldn't do the works so I shouted "I DONT UNDERSTAAAND IT, YEAH YEAH" and everyone was like :mello:
Keep them coming!
Haha, that's hilarious! :hysterical:
DanceofLorelei1994
08-11-2009, 02:10 PM
When you have written an essay about him or done a solo talk in your english class...every darn year!!
When your teachers don't dare badmouth Michael in front of you and even tell you when they were about to but held back.
MJ:rocksmyworld
08-11-2009, 04:12 PM
I have done all of the above except for about 2 or 3.
I really does take something like this to realise who madly in love you are with this man but who cares because I love it.
Hehe yes, i guess you kinda get passed caring when you've ticked off pretty much everything from these lists! Its all worth it though, cos we love Michael at the end of the day!
By the way, i LOVE your sig- its genius! hehe :)
mjjfan4ever
08-11-2009, 04:16 PM
When you have written an essay about him or done a solo talk in your english class...every darn year!!
When your teachers don't dare badmouth Michael in front of you and even tell you when they were about to but held back.
:clapping::clapping::clapping::clapping::clapping: :clapping::clapping:
what a wonderful fan!
:agree::agree::agree::agree::agree::agree:
You know you're obsessed with MJ when you have to deny owning so much of his merchandise in front of your friends. :)
Samtkaninchen
08-11-2009, 07:16 PM
http://freenet-homepage.de/Pegasus.13/sy_shock01.gif How do people know me that well??? http://freenet-homepage.de/Pegasus.13/sy_shy01.gif
http://freenet-homepage.de/Pegasus.13/sy_schildlol.gif
Samtkaninchen
08-11-2009, 07:28 PM
never mind
Jazzebel
11-11-2009, 05:01 PM
Bumpin' this. Anyone got new ones? :cheeky:
'When you can form every cloud in the sky to MJ silhouettes with a bit imagination and looking at it long enough.'
Jenny_MJforever
11-11-2009, 05:16 PM
'when your friends can see in your face that you are thinking of michael'
haha my friends always says "damn, now jenny's thinking about him again! look at her eyes, they're so big and dreamy" :blush: :lol:
prismsagainst5live
11-11-2009, 06:20 PM
'when your friends can see in your face that you are thinking of michael'
haha my friends always says "damn, now jenny's thinking about him again! look at her eyes, they're so big and dreamy" :blush: :lol:
:lol: oh been there!!! :D :better:
SolamenteMJ
11-11-2009, 06:23 PM
When you can hear a neighbour playing his music and it makes you ridiculously happy.
MJ:rocksmyworld
11-11-2009, 06:37 PM
When you can hear a neighbour playing his music and it makes you ridiculously happy.
Oh yes, i've had that! Billie Jean, which i think was on repeat- i may have just been imagining (or hoping!) It made me so hyper- told my dad & he was like "okaaaaay, calm down."
This thread is the best, i hope it stays at page 1 of the forums cos i love seeing people come up with new ones! Makes me laugh...
prismsagainst5live
11-11-2009, 06:38 PM
When you can hear a neighbour playing his music and it makes you ridiculously happy.
I havent pressed my ear up against the wall :blush:
jackie11
11-11-2009, 08:22 PM
:rofl:
all of them are so true, espeacially twitter/facebook lol
I would like to add that I have TOUCHED the gold pants :D
OMG with MJ in them at the time???
Jackie xxx
MySerenity5
11-11-2009, 08:36 PM
Another thing I've noticed I've been doing: taking a look at the year of the book I'm reading or movie I'm watching, and instantly thinking about what Michael was doing during that exact year.
Girl,I do that too...
I was in the library doing some research for a paper and there was a book on US economic trade in 1984, and my brain immediately connected it to Michael....
Also, everytime I hear Michael, Mike, Jackson or any MJ songs, I zone in and focus on that.
It's like my brain functions in a MJ mode. :cool: :lol:
Spider-Man
11-11-2009, 08:50 PM
I don't if its on here yet, but You know you're obsessed when you own all his albums in original form, special editions, and other re-issues yet you still get excited whenever you hear one of his songs on the radio.
There's just something magical about knowing that you are not the only one hearing the song at that very moment. :)
Arklove
11-11-2009, 10:21 PM
Another thing I've noticed I've been doing: taking a look at the year of the book I'm reading or movie I'm watching, and instantly thinking about what Michael was doing during that exact year.
OMG! I do the same thing!! That is hilarious...Everything is in Michael time line
jfleenor2
11-11-2009, 10:52 PM
Great thread! I do most of those in the lists! It's kinda embarrassing 'cause I'm a 59 yr old woman! LOL You young girls have more of an excuse? ROTF?
Also - Get frustrated when I haven't had "my daily dose of Michael" ie: hearing a song or two, watching youtubes, reading his books or about him in a mag, etc. Talking about how fabulous he is to someone else! Seeing his sweet smile, over and over!
CatherineNZ
12-11-2009, 01:04 AM
This is so so so so so truuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
looooooooooooooooooool :)
Arklove
12-11-2009, 03:50 AM
Hahah there are many that have been mentioned that I do, but this one I'm horribly horribly guilty of doing! I do this EVERY day!
omg...I do it too! It's funny because whenever I do it, I think to myself, "geez, i'm psycho-obsessed with him, I wonder if other Michael fans do this too...Nah, definitely not..." I'm happy to learn that I was wrong!
LuvUMost
12-11-2009, 04:01 AM
Great thread! I do most of those in the lists! It's kinda embarrassing 'cause I'm a 59 yr old woman! LOL You young girls have more of an excuse? ROTF?
Also - Get frustrated when I haven't had "my daily dose of Michael" ie: hearing a song or two, watching youtubes, reading his books or about him in a mag, etc. Talking about how fabulous he is to someone else! Seeing his sweet smile, over and over!
Hahahahaha! Ditto - and I'm 52.:agree:
LuvUMost
12-11-2009, 04:07 AM
Girl,I do that too...
I was in the library doing some research for a paper and there was a book on US economic trade in 1984, and my brain immediately connected it to Michael....
Also, everytime I hear Michael, Mike, Jackson or any MJ songs, I zone in and focus on that.
It's like my brain functions in a MJ mode. :cool: :lol:
Okay so this is scarey. I was sick with the flu and watched only movies from the 80's - wondering if MJ had seen them and what he thought about them. Doesn't dare talk to shrink about it...:smilerolleyes:
sweetheartMJ
12-11-2009, 04:17 AM
OMG ....you can add this one to your list:
60- You spent time counting the things you did on this list.
LOL
These are the ones I had done:
59
50
48
45
43
44
40
41
37
39
36
32
29
28
27
26
25
23
20
16
13
12
11
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
PS: ohhh.. I found a new one:
61- Your boyfriend is becoming jealous of your obsession.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Sophielo
12-11-2009, 08:17 AM
You're single because what's the point, no man will ever measure up to Michael!
Nippleina
12-11-2009, 08:36 AM
You're single because what's the point, no man will ever measure up to Michael!
yup, thats right!
Limonali
12-11-2009, 09:50 AM
- Persuading others to watch MJ vids because you want them to see what we see.
I looooove this one I keep doing this to people around me.
Took my bf yesterday to watch (:ninja: again :ninja:) TII.
I know it might prove the dangerous thing but nvm.
me: "so what did you think about the movie?"
bf "it was ... okay"
me ?????? :unsure:
me: "but did you see this and this??"
bf: "yeah..."
me: "and this and this????"
bf: "yeah"...
me: "and this too? and you still don't think it was the greatest movie ever"?
bf .... :mellow:
me: ..... "forget I asked. It's wonderful. ok? Wonderful. Repeat after me: TII is wonderful"
Basically a little terrorist in me did not allow him to have his own opinion :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
and yeah, a lot of those points are me too .... :ninja:
MJ:rocksmyworld
12-11-2009, 03:13 PM
I looooove this one I keep doing this to people around me.
Took my bf yesterday to watch (:ninja: again :ninja:) TII.
I know it might prove the dangerous thing but nvm.
me: "so what did you think about the movie?"
bf "it was ... okay"
me ?????? :unsure:
me: "but did you see this and this??"
bf: "yeah..."
me: "and this and this????"
bf: "yeah"...
me: "and this too? and you still don't think it was the greatest movie ever"?
bf .... :mellow:
me: ..... "forget I asked. It's wonderful. ok? Wonderful. Repeat after me: TII is wonderful"
Basically a little terrorist in me did not allow him to have his own opinion :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
and yeah, a lot of those points are me too .... :ninja:
Haha, i love how you've asked about million times whether he saw certain parts- he was probably thinking "I was there!" I'm exactly the same though! :)
Another few...;
(not sure if this one has been done actually) - When you have more than 1 greatest hits album if not all- as long as Michaels names on the cover, your buying it!
- When you watch a video of him with your family and your giggling away at something funny he does, then you look around and no one else is laughing. (Everything he does is cute & funny to us! lol)
- When you always think to yourself "What would Michael do?" or "What would Michael say?"
- Instead of saying "Come on!" you say "Shamone!"
- Telling your friends things like "Dont worry, just Keep The Faith." - whilst secretly thinking in your head, hehe i put in something Michael related there & they won't even notice! (Is that too sad? lol!)
sweetheartMJ
12-11-2009, 07:57 PM
LOL :)
I see the point, he can´t compete.. but... I meant he is jealous about "MY OBSESSION" LOL
You're single because what's the point, no man will ever measure up to Michael!
CaptainEoLove85
12-11-2009, 08:04 PM
When you see certain words which causes a Michael song to automatically pop into your head. Like "save" and hearing "stop the love you save" looping endlessly in your head. Or hearing your mom say the word "remember" and having the urge to sing "Do you remember..."
sweetheartMJ
12-11-2009, 08:14 PM
Yeah..... when you use the lyrics expressions in your daily life to complete actions and people's words... it's true! Me too... :)
When you see certain words which causes a Michael song to automatically pop into your head. Like "save" and hearing "stop the love you save" looping endlessly in your head. Or hearing your mom say the word "remember" and having the urge to sing "Do you remember..."
Gonetoosoon
12-11-2009, 11:36 PM
When the second you've got the house to yourself you sing for literally an hour at the top of you voice every Michael song you know so the neighbours can hear!
When you go out to the shops for the sole purpose of finding a new DVD/CD to add to your already huge Michael Jackson collection
mjjfan4ever
12-11-2009, 11:38 PM
When you ask every living soul you encounter whether or not they have seen TII or going to see TII?
Then school them on a number of reasons as to why to GO SEE THE MOVIE NOW!!!!! :lmao:
Gonetoosoon
12-11-2009, 11:41 PM
When you feel guilty listening to other musicians!
Gonetoosoon
12-11-2009, 11:45 PM
I don't if its on here yet, but You know you're obsessed when you own all his albums in original form, special editions, and other re-issues yet you still get excited whenever you hear one of his songs on the radio.
There's just something magical about knowing that you are not the only one hearing the song at that very moment. :)
Is so wonderful when Mikey comes on :)
Another thing I've noticed I've been doing: taking a look at the year of the book I'm reading or movie I'm watching, and instantly thinking about what Michael was doing during that exact year.
Haha I've been doing that lately too! Gosh this is so scary how we are all so similar haha
I do so many things you guys mention!!
A few months ago I got shouted at in maths class. I couldn't do the works so I shouted "I DONT UNDERSTAAAND IT, YEAH YEAH" and everyone was like :mello:
Keep them coming!
HAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHA Oh gosh! I just laughed out loud so hard right then lol. Choked on the water I was drinking haha. Hilarious!!!
Gonetoosoon
12-11-2009, 11:49 PM
You know you're obsessed with Mikey when you go out driving, pumping Michael at the maximum volume level hoping that a fellow Michael fan hears and appreciates it! Or gives me a wave hehe
I'm yet to find those fans haha. Just lots of onlookers who look at me weirdly haha :P
sweetheartMJ
12-11-2009, 11:54 PM
When you can´t help your feets dancing at the bus... when the radio plays... "beat it"...and people look at you.
Arklove
13-11-2009, 03:41 AM
You know you're obsessed with Mikey when you go out driving, pumping Michael at the maximum volume level hoping that a fellow Michael fan hears and appreciates it! Or gives me a wave hehe
I'm yet to find those fans haha. Just lots of onlookers who look at me weirdly haha :P
Hehehe....I've done this plenty of times...After we left the theatre the first time we saw "This Is It", my sister and I blasted MJ while driving out of the parking lot with everyone still outside going to their cars...I saw a lot of smiles!
Arklove
13-11-2009, 03:42 AM
Is so wonderful when Mikey comes on :)
Haha I've been doing that lately too! Gosh this is so scary how we are all so similar haha
HAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHA Oh gosh! I just laughed out loud so hard right then lol. Choked on the water I was drinking haha. Hilarious!!!
LOL!!! You're the best! I love it!
MJsBollywoodGirl7
13-11-2009, 07:41 AM
Just found this on the internet....it's hilarious! :hysterical: I can relate to many of them.
This isn't even the full list, check out the Facebook-page (http://www.facebook.com/search/?init=srp&sfxp=&o=69&q=michael+jackson+obsessed+you+know#/group.php?gid=138480870339&ref=search&sid=1044195156.2057096891..1)!
Readin' them made me smile and since that's what we need here I thought I'd put it in a thread. ;)
1.) You join a million groups like this
2.) You shriek whenever you meet another fan.
3.) Another celeb is wearing an outfit, you think about how MJ would look ten times more fierce in it.
4.) You can’t listen to anyone else because it just sounds worse
5.) You spend your time talking online to other fans instead of your real life, non-fan friends
6.) You grab any newspaper/magazine that has his face on the cover
7.) Try to sneak him into every conversation topic your having with someone
8.) Stay up till 12am, even though you have a job/school watching Michael Jackson on youtube.
9.) You rewind to the parts in his videos where he smiles and watch it again…and again…and again.
10.) You listen to the beginning of IJCSLY over and over and pretend he’s whispering in your ear
11.) You know what IJCSLY stands for
12.) Went into a sorta semi-depression when he died
13.) You love all his cheesy outfits in the early days,even though they’d look horrible on anyone else
14.) You named your baby boy Michael (Or is planning to)
15.) Because you didn’t have a boy, you named your baby girl Michael. (She won’t be happy when she grows up.)
16.) You annoy the heck out of your boyfriend/husband because you keep going on about how amazing and hot MJ is
17.) You TRY to copy his dance moves
18.) Even if you can’t dance
19.) You call your radio station a million times to request Michael Jackson songs
20.) You’ve listened to EVERY album at least a million times
21.) You find yourself gazing into his eyes…on the poster in your bedroom
22.) You make a mini shrine of MJ
23.) You spaz on anyone who says anything negative about him, then launch into a gigantic rant with EVERY FACT that ever existed
24.) You try and force your friends to become obsessed with Michael Jackson
25.) He is your ideal boyfriend
26.) You pray to Michael.
27.) You & your MJ family have your own special lingo that only you understand;
“OMJ”
“Michaelicious”
“Golden Glory”
“MJ Sister”
“Tag Me”
“Mikegasms”
“Keep Michaeling”
“MJ Dreaming”
(I especially thank Nicole Charrison for this one. I ROFLed)
28.) Everytime you go to the store your eyes are looking around frantically for Michael merchandise. (By Tina Pyt Greaves)
29.) Your computer crashed with 10 gigabytes worth of Michael pictures and videos
30.) Instead of writing History,you write HIStory.
31.) You know every hee-hee and every pow and shamone’s in every song.
32.) You have spent your weekend on YouTube watching those adorable Michael Moments
33.) 99% of your 86 notifications include, ______ has commented on a photo of you, you check the comment and it’s of an MJ pic.
34.) You basically only have Twitter/Facebook to promote Michael Jackson
35.) You talk to the Michael posters in your room
36.) You know which album every song comes from, what year it came out, the awards it’s won and EVERY WORD of the songs.
37.) Your heart skips a beat every time you see the word “Michael”
38.) You may also faint
39.) Or shriek very loudly
40.) Your worst enemy becomes a Michael fan. All of a sudden, you’re best friends.
41.) You fell into a trance, listening to Planet Earth.
42.) You bought the This is It CD, even if it’s just a bunch of songs on CDs you already own.
43.) You preach to others about the wonderfulness of MJ.
44.) Even if they’re strangers.
45.) You swooned looking at GOLD PANTS. ;)
46.) You swooned talking about GOLD PANTS.
47.) Your friend stubs her toe, shrieking OWWW. You add the “hee-hee” before you ask her if she’s okay.
48.) You have moonwalked around the house.
49.) You have tripped or fallen over something while moonwalking around the house.
50.) You scoff at the MJ imitators because you know there can never be the same angel again.
51.) You drew numerous pictures of MJ
52.) Even though you can’t draw
53.) For class, you were asked to research an important figure in history, you picked Michael Jackson.
54.) And even though the minimum amount was 2 pages, you presented your teacher with a novel.
55.) You curled your hair
56.) Then decided you looked lame because no one can defeat Michael’s hair.
57.) You have framed pictures of Michael.
58.) You have wall murals of Michael.
59.) You wanted to steal the cardboard cutout of Michael that sits in movie theater lobbies for This is It.
60.) You HAVE stolen the cardboard cutout of Michael from your local movie theater lobby.
(http://www.facebook.com/search/?init=srp&sfxp=&o=69&q=michael+jackson+obsessed+you+know#/group.php?gid=138480870339&ref=search&sid=1044195156.2057096891..1)
This list is really good. But only the ones in red is really true for me. For number 4 I like to listen to other kinds of music. But after listen to them for a little awhile I just have to put Michael right back on. Because he is who I feel more comfortable to listen to the most. For number 12 it wasn't a semi depression I went in to after Michael's death. It was a full blown deep depression. Which I'm still pretty much in now. For 29 my computer only crash twice because of it. The first time it happen I had lost all of my MJ pictures and videos. I was very upset about it. But when it happen a second time I was able to have my computer restore to where I was able to get back all of the pictures and videos of Michael that I thought I lost for good. And for number 55. I haven't had my hair cut in over 9 years because of my curls. Because they remind me of so much of Michael's curls. That I do not want to lose them if I got my hair cut.
Here is some other ones that is me. That wern't listed:
You wear Michael Jackson t-shirts 24/7
You wear black pants, white socks, and black loafers all of the time
You wear a MJ necklace 24/7
You wake up and go to sleep thinking only about Michael
You go to a window and look up at either the clouds and the stars and talk to them. because it is your way of talking to Michael.
You have to make it a point to listen to Michael a few times or so a day every single day.
For the first few months after Michael's horrible death. You had dreams and nightmares about him every single time you went to sleep.
applepie
13-11-2009, 09:11 AM
You look at your phone- not for the messages, but to stare at the photo of MJ you have on the screen plus the others you have already stored. (yup, Michaeling on my cellphone :))
When you're bored, you either doodle his face, write his name or write your first name and his last name or do all of these on whatever paper, notebook or notepad you have.
Waiting for someone to design a ring with the MJ logo too. Of course, I know which finger to put it on :ph34r:
Krshna28
13-11-2009, 02:57 PM
Other ones could be...........
You wish you win the lottery just so you can buy all the Michael Jackson memorabilia in the whole world!
You dream of bringing Michael back to life when ever you think of him (which is all the time)!
You own more then two copies of Thriller!
Going to Michael Jackson's Exhibition has become the most important task in life.
-> After that, watching Michael Jackson's This Is It has become the most important task in life.
-> After that, buying Michael Jackson's Opus has become the most important task in like.
-> And Finally, buying the DVD/BluRay of Michael Jackson's This Is It has become the most important task in life.
You wage war on anyone who says bad things about Michael(even he/she is your best friend, sibling, parent, cousin, uncle/aunt, boss at work, etc.
You hate Sony for milking Michael Jackson but will still buy any Michael Jackson related item released by them.
smelly fan
13-11-2009, 05:05 PM
... when you shout 'Who's BAD?' at work all day long ;)
Sophielo
13-11-2009, 06:21 PM
Things I constantly do at work are instead of saying come on I say 'shamone'. When I hurt myself I have to say owwwwww instead of ow. Oh and everytime I have to write love I always write it l.o.v.e.
lovelymj
13-11-2009, 07:27 PM
You hate Sony for milking Michael Jackson but will still buy any Michael Jackson related item released by them.
LOL, so true!!
Gonetoosoon
14-11-2009, 12:47 AM
Hehehe....I've done this plenty of times...After we left the theatre the first time we saw "This Is It", my sister and I blasted MJ while driving out of the parking lot with everyone still outside going to their cars...I saw a lot of smiles!
Hehe there's nothing better than a smiley for Mikey :wub:
You know you're obsessed with Mikey when you smile whenever you see children :)
I know Michael's made me open my eyes towards the beauty and innocence of childhood. The way the whole world should live.
You know you're obsessed with Mikey when you can't get Michael out of your mind to study for Uni exams and instead browse on MJJC for hours haha
amygrace
14-11-2009, 12:59 AM
LOL...this thread is awesome and that list is the best. I was surprised how many I relate with....but then not really surprised I guess...haha...I fully accept that I'm obsessed with Michael. :P
amygrace
14-11-2009, 01:04 AM
I actually have one to add...
When you are doing clay crafts and can't help but sculpt MJ:
http://amygrace.com/mjjc/clay-mj.jpg
LOL. I did that just the other day...during craft time with my daughter. :P
Driver
14-11-2009, 01:44 AM
When your watching 'The top 10 biggest tracks right now' on MTV and think, MJ is better then all these. Sometimes I only listen to non MJ music only so I can appreciate how good his is.
Also whats so special about this song/video, it was in the top 10 biggest right now http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIQz6zZi7R0 . Is it some sort of joke? Is this what music has come to? Sorry to any arctic monkey fans!
Also when you ask someone something and they say no I say 'Your missing out' ala MJ on Martin Bashir documentary when he says 'You don't climb trees..'
Gonetoosoon
14-11-2009, 01:48 AM
Modern music isn't very good... Just my opinion! There are no pioneers or legends anymore. Michael was the last and greatest.
Today's music business is purely profit driven and there is no love for real music. At least on a commercial basis. They fiddle around with the real voices and make them sound electronic.. they create one hit wonder 'stars' who get their 2 months of fame on a radio station and then fade into obscurity. Very little talent or substance in the industry anymore. IMO!
Driver
14-11-2009, 01:54 AM
Modern music isn't very good... Just my opinion! There are no pioneers or legends anymore. Michael was the last and greatest.
Today's music business is purely profit driven and there is no love for real music. At least on a commercial basis. They fiddle around with the real voices and make them sound electronic.. they create one hit wonder 'stars' who get their 2 months of fame on a radio station and then fade into obscurity. Very little talent or substance in the industry anymore. IMO!
So very true, for example when MJ does Man In The Mirror live hes on the floor and its like hes singing from deep within his soul. You can tell he means and believes in his music. But that arctic monkeys link I posted does take the piss a little. Its got nothing going for it yet its one of the biggest tracks out right now according to MTV. Sorry to take thread off topic.
Gonetoosoon
14-11-2009, 02:29 AM
So very true, for example when MJ does Man In The Mirror live hes on the floor and its like hes singing from deep within his soul. You can tell he means and believes in his music. But that arctic monkeys link I posted does take the piss a little. Its got nothing going for it yet its one of the biggest tracks out right now according to MTV. Sorry to take thread off topic.
Haha sorry to continue taking the thread off topic!
But there's nothing from the soul anymore in modern commercial music! All it is about today is sex, money and partying.. that's it. No depth. Nothing timeless that will be remembered for generations to come. The best album of the 00's is Invincible. No competition! It will be remembered for centuries to come :)
MJ:rocksmyworld
14-11-2009, 10:07 AM
Haha sorry to continue taking the thread off topic!
But there's nothing from the soul anymore in modern commercial music! All it is about today is sex, money and partying.. that's it. No depth. Nothing timeless that will be remembered for generations to come. The best album of the 00's is Invincible. No competition! It will be remembered for centuries to come :)
Absolutly agree with this! Im 18 and yeah i still listen to the music of today i.e. Lady Gaga etc. but it just doesnt have the same effect on me as what Michael does. Give me Michael anyday, which is why after listening to recent songs i always have to go back to Michael because his music is perfection to me. It has everything you could want. Your right, songs these days are all the same. Rarely you get songs about the earth etc or songs that have morals these days unless its a charity song!
I hate how Invincible is so underated & yet yeah its an incredible album that has meaning to it. I also love how Michaels music never gets boring. Songs like Smooth Criminal who have been around for about 20 years now & yet whe you play it today it still sounds incredible, fresh, cool & just still makes you want to dance. Whereas songs that come out today, you play them alot for a few weeks then you get bored of them and move on. Thats what im like anyway.
Yup, im apologize for keeping this off topic too! :S
Anymore?? Btw, i love your sculpture amygrace- it does actually look like Michael, vey cute to! :)
I actually have one to add...
When you are doing clay crafts and can't help but sculpt MJ:
http://amygrace.com/mjjc/clay-mj.jpg
LOL. I did that just the other day...during craft time with my daughter. :P
Thats beautiful, I love it! :heart:
Still more and more I can relate to, keep them coming guys :cheeky:
Jazzebel
14-11-2009, 10:54 AM
I agree about todays music....it's pretty awful and misses quite some soul. There's actually a thread about it somewhere here too I thought, might be in 'general discussion'. :yes:
@Amy: I love your little sculpture, so sweet!
'When you're in a music store and see MJ's albums, all of 'em which you already have, and you almost can't resist buying them AGAIN.'
Happened to me today! Could resist in the end though. :lol:
Gonetoosoon
14-11-2009, 10:18 PM
I agree about todays music....it's pretty awful and misses quite some soul. There's actually a thread about it somewhere here too I thought, might be in 'general discussion'. :yes:
@Amy: I love your little sculpture, so sweet!
'When you're in a music store and see MJ's albums, all of 'em which you already have, and you almost can't resist buying them AGAIN.'
Happened to me today! Could resist in the end though. :lol:
Haha is so true! I always go into my local music store and my heart drops when there's nothing there I haven't got. So I usually end up coming away with a sealed version just for collecting haha. Every time haha.
Sophielo
14-11-2009, 10:32 PM
When you get told by your boss to create a work playlist on your Ipod and you get told 'I wanted a work playlist, not a Michael Jackson playlist!' This is why I like my other boss, he's a massive MJ fan!
xthunderx2
14-11-2009, 11:05 PM
when you have all kinds of music on your ipod ...but...the only ones you listen to IS Michael....he is my obsession....:lmao:
lovelymj
15-11-2009, 03:40 AM
Why you hear someone soft spoken you immediately think of Michael......
When you write "MJ Forever" everywhere.
Gonetoosoon
15-11-2009, 10:52 AM
When you write 'Heal The World' in bathrooms for people to read haha.
Louise.
15-11-2009, 10:56 AM
When you write 'Heal The World' in bathrooms for people to read haha.
Haha, I've so done stuff like that before! When I used to have exams and stuff in school, I'd write MJ lyrics all over the table for the next people to read! :blush: :lol:
lovelymj
15-11-2009, 10:18 PM
When you use MJ'S words or life philosophy to give advice to people lol.
Speed_Demon19
15-11-2009, 11:15 PM
this is friggin hilarious. i love it :D
23.) You spaz on anyone who says anything negative about him, then launch into a gigantic rant with EVERY FACT that ever existed
... me to a tee lol :D
Speed_Demon19
15-11-2009, 11:21 PM
when at your previous workplace you used to blast mj cds all day until they were scratched and ruined... then after he passes your boss rings you to tell you he bought a new album and is playing it non-stop while all your work colleagues reminisce about you moonwalking all over the place...
(i worked in an ice creamy by the way lol)
gerryevans
16-11-2009, 12:06 AM
You see a slim guy with broad shoulders and slender hips, and you think "he's got Michael's build", and you're watching him so intently you walk into a street pole!
Jazzebel
18-11-2009, 01:45 PM
Haha, I've so done stuff like that before! When I used to have exams and stuff in school, I'd write MJ lyrics all over the table for the next people to read! :blush: :lol:
I always leave my 'heal the world' tag everwhere...actually for many years already...LOL!
Schooltables, on the walls, at the floor....you name it. :innocent:
CaptainEoLove85
18-11-2009, 05:49 PM
Thought of a few more
*When talking to people about Michael, you prefer to call him just Michael instead of Michael Jackson because to you he's like a member of your family.
*You think of sunglasses as being hater blockers (makes sense if you've read the macro thread here)
*Whenever you see or hear the phrase "This Is It" it automatically makes you think of Michael.
*When you catch yourself swearing, you apologize because you know Michael doesn't like swearing :lol:
amygrace
18-11-2009, 06:38 PM
*When talking to people about Michael, you prefer to call him just Michael instead of Michael Jackson because to you he's like a member of your family.
*When you catch yourself swearing, you apologize because you know Michael doesn't like swearing :lol:
LMAO...I'm so guilty of these.
MJRockssMyWorld10
18-11-2009, 07:03 PM
:rotl: Excellent !!
Nearly all i can relate to / apply to lmao!
also you know when your obsessed when you try to imitate his dances
and HEHEs ans shamos at party's or just randomly throughout the day.
And you have about 20 MJ T shirts one for every day of the week.
And have nearly broken you ankles trying to stand on your toes
MJRockssMyWorld10
18-11-2009, 07:06 PM
also when people say things that are also lines in his songs / Song titles
you instantly start sing along to in any situation.
Sophielo
18-11-2009, 07:44 PM
Thought of a few more
*When talking to people about Michael, you prefer to call him just Michael instead of Michael Jackson because to you he's like a member of your family.
*Whenever you see or hear the phrase "This Is It" it automatically makes you think of Michael.
Guilty as charged!
moonball29
18-11-2009, 07:55 PM
You notice the MJ albums in the store are out of place and you reorganize them by release date...
Anyone else do this besides me? lol
MJRockssMyWorld10
18-11-2009, 07:59 PM
You notice the MJ albums in the store are out of place and you reorganize them by release date...
Anyone else do this besides me? lol
Lmao! yes haha. or i neaten them up. lmao
Louise.
18-11-2009, 08:03 PM
You notice the MJ albums in the store are out of place and you reorganize them by release date...
Anyone else do this besides me? lol
I always do that! :lol:
nadia_j
18-11-2009, 08:27 PM
59. You wanted to steal the cardboard cutout of Michael that sits in movie theater lobbies for This is It.
I did wanted, but then I asked a lady who works there and she said to me go to get it on Thursday :lol:
Well, I loved all 60 points, I couldn't agree more with them! that means I'm so obssesed with him. :lol: that's just brilliant!
Gonetoosoon
18-11-2009, 10:10 PM
You notice the MJ albums in the store are out of place and you reorganize them by release date...
Anyone else do this besides me? lol
Omgosh! Someone besides me does this too haha!?
Kristy
18-11-2009, 10:36 PM
I am most of them except 14 and 15 cause I have no kids.
CaptainEoLove85
19-11-2009, 01:33 AM
Being sick will not stop you from going out to buy some MJ merchandise. Nope, didn't stop me. :)
RainbowAngel
19-11-2009, 07:01 AM
You're single because what's the point, no man will ever measure up to Michael!
And wishing to marry Michael in another lifetime such as in heaven! ehehehe
RainbowAngel
19-11-2009, 07:10 AM
- When heard a store playing MJ's song you went in even though you are not planning to buy anything from there.
- You display a picture of yourself and Michael side by side in a picture frame.
- Your computer is full of Pictures of MJ and you wallpaper is also a picture of him. Your avatars in msn, facebook and other forums are all pictures of him.
- You find CDs or DVDs of MJ in the music store and display it at the front where everyone can see.
- You visit the hotel he once stayed before
- You defend him and explain all the details to prove Michael is innocent to your friends who think he could be guilty of the trail.
- You talk about the investigation of how and what killed him to your friends because you know so much about it.
- You sleep with a picture of MJ
Alenyx
20-11-2009, 04:09 PM
When he's in the red-orange glow of the rising sun
When you see him in the brightest star on the midnight sky
When you hear him in the rustling leaves on the trees
When you feel him in the wind playing with your hair
When you smell him in the air after the rain
When not a single day goes by without feeling some pain
When you cry and hope that it wans't in vain
lovelymj
20-11-2009, 04:27 PM
When you almost fail your speech presentation becuase you refuse to speak in a nice way about Eminem lol.
RainbowAngel
20-11-2009, 04:47 PM
It's already 4 am and you are still in MJJC .....!!! hahah!!! Gosh...I need to go to sleep now!
Sophielo
20-11-2009, 05:03 PM
When he's in the red-orange glow of the rising sun
When you see him in the brightest star on the midnight sky
When you hear him in the rustling leaves on the trees
When you feel him in the wind playing with your hair
When you smell him in the air after the rain
When not a single day goes by without feeling some pain
When you cry and hope that it wans't in vain
:cry: That's beautiful.
flyaway622
23-11-2009, 02:18 AM
Thought of a few more
*When talking to people about Michael, you prefer to call him just Michael instead of Michael Jackson because to you he's like a member of your family.
*You think of sunglasses as being hater blockers (makes sense if you've read the macro thread here)
*Whenever you see or hear the phrase "This Is It" it automatically makes you think of Michael.
*When you catch yourself swearing, you apologize because you know Michael doesn't like swearing :lol:
That last one lol. It happens to me all the time:yes:
mjbaybee
23-11-2009, 03:03 AM
when you make your twitter/ my space / blog layout all about mj lol
FedoraHatGirl2058
23-11-2009, 05:48 AM
hahahh, that so funny, but i can draw! and i can dance!, and i dont force anyone to love Michael cause they all do whenever they see him ;D ahahaha, that was nice
FedoraHatGirl2058
23-11-2009, 05:50 AM
When he's in the red-orange glow of the rising sun
When you see him in the brightest star on the midnight sky
When you hear him in the rustling leaves on the trees
When you feel him in the wind playing with your hair
When you smell him in the air after the rain
When not a single day goes by without feeling some pain
When you cry and hope that it wans't in vain
oh my god, that was lovely
Jazzebel
23-11-2009, 09:58 AM
'When you're walking down the street with TWYMMF on your iPod, stepping with your high heels to the beat, and pretend to be the girl MJ's chasing down.' :blush: :lol:
BruceWayne
23-11-2009, 10:15 AM
'When you're walking down the street with TWYMMF on your iPod, stepping with your high heels to the beat, and pretend to be the girl MJ's chasing down.' :blush: :lol:
http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/3503/thumbsup1q.gif
...and some dude is doing the same thing, except he pretends to be Michael and you're the girl he's chasing... - go on girl, aoww :lol:
jadore
23-11-2009, 10:30 AM
:hysterical::D:jump::clap::rofl::clapping::yes:
Jazzebel
23-11-2009, 10:42 AM
http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/3503/thumbsup1q.gif
...and some dude is doing the same thing, except he pretends to be Michael and you're the girl he's chasing... - go on girl, aoww :lol:
LMAOOO! :hysterical:
MJ:rocksmyworld
24-11-2009, 05:22 PM
'When you're walking down the street with TWYMMF on your iPod, stepping with your high heels to the beat, and pretend to be the girl MJ's chasing down.' :blush: :lol:
OMG I DO THIS!!! Haha, im so glad im not the only one. Its like a reflex tho, you cant help it- you have to do it! hehe
Tinkerbell2
24-11-2009, 06:30 PM
http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/3503/thumbsup1q.gif
...and some dude is doing the same thing, except he pretends to be Michael and you're the girl he's chasing... - go on girl, aoww :lol:
ahahahahahhaaa, hilarious :lol:
Louise.
24-11-2009, 06:36 PM
'When you're walking down the street with TWYMMF on your iPod, stepping with your high heels to the beat, and pretend to be the girl MJ's chasing down.' :blush: :lol:
Ok, so I'm sooo glad I'm not the only one who does this! :blush: :lmao:
Snow White luvs Peter Pan
24-11-2009, 06:57 PM
I'm so gulty in most of them :blush:
You're obsessed when:
You feel something is wrong if you don't listen at least once a day Michael's music.
Watch Thriller every time you can.
Spending more of the half of your salary/scholarship on Michael's stuff.
Cursing no matter who if it makes laugh or insults Michael.
Your pet's name is related to Michael (my dog's name is Janet :lol:)
You imagine that your doll or stuff animal is your son or daughter and Michael is the father.
If you have as ringtone Michael's beatbox (Who Is It) and only you think it's the one of the most beautiful for having as a ringtone while the rest thiks it's weird.
Screaming like crazy no matter what place if you see Michael (videos, stuff you don't have, because of TII, etc.)
Feeling Mikegasms :lol: while you listen Planet Earth.
Dreaming about him awake or sleep at least 10 times a month.
When you wear white socks.
When you think Michael is the only man on Earth that looks gorgeous in gold.
You had tried to draw Michael's eyes, autographe but you failed.
As an English learner I used to say to apologize "excuse me" now I say "pardon" because he says that a lot.
Thinking about him every day of the year.
Rockin.
25-11-2009, 12:53 AM
Love this thread. There's a list of 100 and something obsessive things on that facebook group and I am guilty of nearly all of them :/!
Rockin.
25-11-2009, 01:06 AM
- When you watch a video of him with your family and your giggling away at something funny he does, then you look around and no one else is laughing. (Everything he does is cute & funny to us! lol)
- When you always think to yourself "What would Michael do?" or "What would Michael say?"
- Telling your friends things like "Dont worry, just Keep The Faith." - whilst secretly thinking in your head, hehe i put in something Michael related there & they won't even notice! (Is that too sad? lol!)
:yes: ......lol.
When the second you've got the house to yourself you sing for literally an hour at the top of you voice every Michael song you know so the neighbours can hear!
I do this too.. and actually I have sung or hummed a line or so of an mj song whilst out shopping, just quietly but on purpose so that strangers standing next to me can hear my love for MJ. - crazy behaviour !? :ph34r:
Also, If I'm in a shop and there is something Michael related eg. The 2010 calendar/posters/books/dvd. I go over there and pick them up and look at them, even though I've seen them already, just so that people see the intrest in Michael and it brings the product to their attention!
I actually was looking at the calendar in a card shop and a grey haired guy looked at me and smiled really nicely, I thought 'you like him too don'cha!'
I smile to myself and feel proud when a MJ product is displayed in a shop window/behind a counter where everyone can see it. Ohh YES!
Yeh and when people say 'this is it' I forget what they are talking about and think of Michael.
When you know too much about Michael and the wonderfully kind soul he is that it hurts so much that there are people who don't know that. :(
CaptainEoLove85
25-11-2009, 01:12 AM
Everything you ask for for Christmas will likely be MJ related
MySerenity5
25-11-2009, 01:23 AM
-You always check MJ's albums in stores even when you already have them... (I do this ALL THE TIME... I'm such a dork) :blush:
-You draw all over your notes when you're bored and write down MJ related stuff [lyrics to a song, drawing his iconic poses or just writing his name/nicknames over and over again...] :D
-Anything Michael related ALWAYS catches your eye. (I was walking in a store and even though this MJ poster/ calendars were far away, I immediately spotted them...) :lol:
^ In a way, you have some sort of a MJ antenna that senses anything Michael related...
- Finally, you watch his performances in youtube over and over again and wonder how time flies by so fast... and you still have homework to do but it doesn't compare to Michael so you just ignore it hoping it will go away.. -_- Then you continue to watch MJ videos.
I really need to get my priority straight.. Hahhaha... (I :wub: MJ too much, it's dangerous.. The boy is so dangerous... :lol:)
badtourgirl
25-11-2009, 01:27 AM
http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/3503/thumbsup1q.gif
...and some dude is doing the same thing, except he pretends to be Michael and you're the girl he's chasing... - go on girl, aoww :lol:
:hysterical:
Everything you ask for for Christmas will likely be MJ related
exactly...
-- or when
everytime you go to say something to your husband - he holds up his hand and says, "lemme guess, Michael Jackson..." and it usually is :blush:
---
heheh... hubby just walked into the living room and said... what are you doing - I just smiled and he said.. lemme guess... Michael Jackson.. :lol:
I AM OBSESSED.
MJfan10
25-11-2009, 03:57 PM
When you put on your gloves and think of Michael.
When you hear someone make a noise and you end up breaking into one of this songs.
When someone says a word you say "That's from Michael's song" and you end up having the song in your head.
Well that happens to me lol!! :D
amygrace
25-11-2009, 04:06 PM
Everything you ask for for Christmas will likely be MJ related Haha...word!
Rockin.
25-11-2009, 04:18 PM
When you spend Ł90 or over on a book and you don't even know whats in it!
MJ:rocksmyworld
25-11-2009, 08:26 PM
When you walk down the street and look at people & wonder if their an MJ fan...
When you hear a bunch of teenagers playing Dirty Diana on their phone & you go "woohoo, you rock!" (they didn't quite hear me! :D )
Everything you ask for for Christmas will likely be MJ related
Yess, in fact my mum asked me what MJ stuff i had the other day just to make sure she didnt get me anything the same, so i ended up writing her a list, as very long one at that! She asked! :laugh: :happy:
Krshna28
25-11-2009, 09:12 PM
Everything you ask for for Christmas will likely be MJ related
Especially this Christmas!!!!!
clairebear
25-11-2009, 09:22 PM
Haha. Love it! Id say i do about 90% of that list, cheers, it made me laugh a lot.x
Sophielo
25-11-2009, 10:34 PM
Especially this Christmas!!!!!
Lol me too! I just got asked by my brother 'so what do you want for xmas, and I know your going to say something to do with Michael Jackson.' I then said 'so why did you ask then?'
Gonetoosoon
26-11-2009, 01:44 AM
:
I do this too.. and actually I have sung or hummed a line or so of an mj song whilst out shopping, just quietly but on purpose so that strangers standing next to me can hear my love for MJ. - crazy behaviour !? :ph34r:
(
Haha I do this all the time! Just in the hope that they're a Michael fan hehe.
Lol me too! I just got asked by my brother 'so what do you want for xmas, and I know your going to say something to do with Michael Jackson.' I then said 'so why did you ask then?'
Hahah so true! My sister goes "what did you buy out shopping? more michael jackson?" hehe
You know you're obsessed with Michael Jackson when you hear a Mikey song in a store and you actually start singing along with it whilst browsing :)
FunkeyJay
27-11-2009, 08:57 PM
Thank you for this thread. I needed a smile and it really made me laugh :)
Gonetoosoon
27-11-2009, 09:43 PM
Thank you for this thread. I needed a smile and it really made me laugh :)
I agree :)
Is a wonderful thread!:clapping:
lovelymj
27-11-2009, 09:50 PM
You know you're obsessed.......... when you see Michael reflected in other people haha.
Jazzebel
27-11-2009, 09:51 PM
Don't know if you guys are thanking me for posting the thread, but in that case; no thanks!
It's nothing more than sharing the love...should be standard. :hug:
Gonetoosoon
27-11-2009, 10:04 PM
Don't know if you guys are thanking me for posting the thread, but in that case; no thanks!
It's nothing more than sharing the love...should be standard. :hug:
Aww your sweet :angel:
You know you're obsessed with Mikey when someone tells you they love you - and you say "I love you most, how about that!", then giggle and say "Got chu!":D:D
Sophielo
27-11-2009, 10:08 PM
When you get told by your brother 'do you have to relate every possible thing to Michael Jackson.' I got told this about 5 minutes ago when he said criminal and I asked was he a smooth criminal.
Naytobes
27-11-2009, 11:12 PM
I love this thread :) Makes me feel wonderful knowing so many people share all my silly little Mikey obsessions etc :P
Arklove
28-11-2009, 12:27 AM
I love this thread :) Makes me feel wonderful knowing so many people share all my silly little Mikey obsessions etc :P
hehehe....So true...I find it amazing that here I am in Canada, and then I find out that someone in the opposite end of the world does the exact little funny thing about MJ that I do as well...it's awesome!
Arklove
28-11-2009, 12:31 AM
That last one lol. It happens to me all the time:yes:
I always call Michael Jackson simply, Michael, and so does my boyfriend even though he's not nearly as big a fan as I am....
Side note..and I love this...When my boyfriend told me that his mom and her boyfriend also love Michael, I said, "Really, they love Michael ??" and he's like, "Ya, who doesn't??" hehehehe...I was like, Damn straight!
Arklove
28-11-2009, 12:39 AM
When you check your facebook the day Michael died, and there are messages from friends I went to school with that I haven't talked to in almost 15 years, giving condolences and asking me how I'm doing!
CaptainEoLove85
28-11-2009, 12:41 AM
When you hug your blanket every night pretending it's Michael. :wub: :cry:
Naytobes
28-11-2009, 03:59 AM
....you giggle when you here the word 'trombone' now :P
girls....you know what I'm talking bout hehe
Gonetoosoon
28-11-2009, 04:02 AM
....you giggle when you here the word 'trombone' now :P
girls....you know what I'm talking bout hehe
:D:D:D:yes::yes::yes:
I used to play the trombone when I was younger :P
..seriously lol
Naytobes
28-11-2009, 04:03 AM
:D:D:D:yes::yes::yes:
I used to play the trombone when I was younger :P
..seriously lol
That is funny on so many levels haha
but way adorable :P
ShadowMaster
28-11-2009, 04:15 AM
.......when you spend your nights thinking of him and the days dreaming of him ... and when nothing else in the whole world matters ....
crazy4umjackson
28-11-2009, 04:54 AM
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- You display a picture of yourself and Michael side by side in a picture frame.
- Your computer is full of Pictures of MJ and you wallpaper is also a picture of him. Your avatars in msn, facebook and other forums are all pictures of him.
My msn, fb profile pic has been of mike since June 25th..
hehehe....So true...I find it amazing that here I am in Canada, and then I find out that someone in the opposite end of the world does the exact little funny thing about MJ that I do as well...it's awesome!
Aww, i am not too far away from you and i also do all the cute lill silly things...
....you giggle when you here the word 'trombone' now :P
girls....you know what I'm talking bout hehe
:hysterical:
DanceofLorelei1994
28-11-2009, 06:52 AM
When you feel lost if you haven't been updated on your mj news!
Snow White luvs Peter Pan
30-11-2009, 04:28 PM
....you giggle when you here the word 'trombone' now :P
girls....you know what I'm talking bout hehe
Hell yeah! I LMFAO when I watch in American Pie 2 the guys playing the TROMBONE in the school band. :hysterical:
.......when you spend your nights thinking of him and the days dreaming of him ... and when nothing else in the whole world matters ....
Oh yeah I'm doing this everyday since june 25th.
You hear or read 'Michael' or 'Jackson' and can't help thinking about him.
You're still very sad/depressed because of Michael.
In my case: I cry when I watch Charlie Chapin's movies, Star Wars, ET or even The Simpsons.
MTV, VH1, radio stations (at least here in Mexico) sucks without Mikey.
You feel so angry/pissed because media, public in general treats nowadays anybody as a celebrity easier when Michael had worked really hard to deserve it.
People had identified you that much as a crazy hardcore fan when they see, read something about him and told they were thinking, reminding you.
You see 'MJ' on a cars registration plate, and it reminds you of Michael...
Arklove
30-11-2009, 06:08 PM
My msn, fb profile pic has been of mike since June 25th..
Aww, i am not too far away from you and i also do all the cute lill silly things...
:hysterical:
Awww...You're in Vancouver! Right on! I'm in Grande Praire...I'm originally from Ontario, though
Tinkerbell2
30-11-2009, 08:27 PM
Everything you ask for for Christmas will likely be MJ related
true.. I have a big flat screen tv on my list, so that i can watch TII, Moonwalker and his music videos , hahaha :lol:
Arklove
30-11-2009, 08:42 PM
true.. I have a big flat screen tv on my list, so that i can watch TII, Moonwalker and his music videos , hahaha :lol:
woo hoo! I can't wait to blast TII on my sound system...! I always play the Bucharest concert on my surround sound...Gives me goosebumps and I always get teary cuz I'm so excited..lol
Louise.
30-11-2009, 09:07 PM
woo hoo! I can't wait to blast TII on my sound system...! I always play the Bucharest concert on my surround sound...Gives me goosebumps and I always get teary cuz I'm so excited..lol
Wow! That's sounds great! :wub:
J_M_P
01-12-2009, 01:34 AM
This is my personal list:
You know you're obsessed with MJ when...
...you must sing out loud or at least lip-sync the part "I do" during IJCSLY
...when you're having a problem or you're in a difficult situation, you silently in your mind ask Michael's help
...when you're going to sleep, you've Michael's name on the list of people who you're wishing good night
...you've googled someone whose artistic work Michael admired very much, and you probably became a fan of theirs
...you notice you haven't touched your pop corn/candy during the entire This Is It and your napkins have turned into tissues
...you caught yourself buying lollipops and bubble gum, even though you're an adult.
...you no longer feel guilty about climbing trees and going to amusement parks as an adult, because Michael did it too and he didn't care what other adults thought
...you've bought white tape/plaster from a pharmacy because you wanted to see how they looked like on your 3 fingers
...when sitting in a restaurant/cafeteria you hear them play a random MJ song you get a little annoyed when other customers don't get excited but just keep on eating
...you think over and over again what it would have been like to have met him live. You imagine interviewing him and asking him all these interesting questiongs that have never been asked before. Sometimes you also dream about having become one of his true close friends who would have understood and supported him always. And dream about how you could have helped him and changed what happened in June.
...you find it hard to find a life companion because no one can be as perfect as Michael
...you feel you've been inspired by Michael. You want to make a change in your life. You want to help others and become a better person because of him.
...When people say "I love you", you reply with "I love you more".
...you've named one of your pets Michael, Doo-Doo, Smelly, Applehead, Billy Jean, Ben, Diana, Rockin Robin or some other Michael-related name (in my case, Ben)
...When watching This Is It you find yourself remembering what you were doing on that rehearsal day of that specific scene
...You're going to light a candle on the 25th of Dec.
...You celebrated today's/yesterday's Thriller 27th anniversary by listening to Thriller album/doing something special
...You've traveled to another city/country to see TII one more time, because your local movie theater have already stopped showing it
...You've been seriously thinking about flying to London just to be able to see the MJ Exhibition, even though you can't afford to fly
...you sometimes notice you've spent the whole night watching Michael's youtube videos. And you lie you did something else and that's why you're so tired the next day
...you're still hoping every day you'd wake up and Michael's death was just a bad dream
...you want to buy / order online MJ merchandise you can't afford
...you will always find a specific MJ lyric/song that perfectly describes your emotions in a certain moment
...you've googled some of Michael's nephews' and other relatives' pictures in order to find some familiar traits in their looks that would remind you of Michael. (For example Austin's eyes, smile and singing voice is quite similar to Michael's.)
...you enjoy watching Janet's pictures(her smile, eyes, cheeks) because she reminds you of Michael.
...you have written Michael's name in the "thank you list" of your Bachelor's / Master's thesis
...you are going to buy Play Station 3 or some other blu-ray player just to be able to watch your TII special edition blu-ray when you've purchased it
...you're thinking about buying some expensive hi-fi technology / build a home theater just to be able to enjoy TII, Live In Bucharest, Bad Tour or any other Michael's concert films, short films and his music in a higher quality.
...you're constantly updating news pages and trying to find new MJ-related information
...you note you hate modern music and you wish you had the ability to time travel
...you're writing this list and realize it's 4 am :)
xthunderx2
01-12-2009, 01:50 AM
....you giggle when you here the word 'trombone' now :P
girls....you know what I'm talking bout hehe
I know exactly what you mean..:wink:.....:lmao:
Arklove
01-12-2009, 02:16 AM
Wow! That's sounds great! :wub:
It's the only way to listen to Michael...:punk:
Anth0ny
01-12-2009, 02:18 AM
1.) You join a million groups like this
Yes.
2.) You shriek whenever you meet another fan.
Not shriek, but it's always fun to meet another fan.
3.) Another celeb is wearing an outfit, you think about how MJ would look ten times more fierce in it.
Sometimes I guess LOL.
4.) You can’t listen to anyone else because it just sounds worse
I'm having a major problem with this. Everyone seems to sound like shit except MJ.
5.) You spend your time talking online to other fans instead of your real life, non-fan friends
I do both!
6.) You grab any newspaper/magazine that has his face on the cover
Yup. I actually grab ANYTHING with him.
7.) Try to sneak him into every conversation topic your having with someone
Yup lol.
8.) Stay up till 12am, even though you have a job/school watching Michael Jackson on youtube.
Yeah. There's an endless amount of stuff on there!
9.) You rewind to the parts in his videos where he smiles and watch it again…and again…and again.
LOL more often the dance moves, but his smile is cool too.
10.) You listen to the beginning of IJCSLY over and over and pretend he’s whispering in your ear
...maybe.
11.) You know what IJCSLY stands for
Obvs lol.
12.) Went into a sorta semi-depression when he died
Definitely. Still depressed, but it was pretty bad for that first week or two. Came back after the memorial.
13.) You love all his cheesy outfits in the early days,even though they’d look horrible on anyone else
OH GOD YES.
14.) You named your baby boy Michael (Or is planning to)
I don't know tbh.
15.) Because you didn’t have a boy, you named your baby girl Michael. (She won’t be happy when she grows up.)
lolwut
16.) You annoy the heck out of your boyfriend/husband because you keep going on about how amazing and hot MJ is
don't have a significant other!
17.) You TRY to copy his dance moves
Of course! I could do the Thriller dance!
18.) Even if you can’t dance
Definitely.
19.) You call your radio station a million times to request Michael Jackson songs
No, but I rage when I don't hear his songs enough.
20.) You’ve listened to EVERY album at least a million times
At least a million.
21.) You find yourself gazing into his eyes…on the poster in your bedroom
bwahahahaha I do stare at the Thriller record constantly.
22.) You make a mini shrine of MJ
I have all my records and CDs beside eachother on my shelf.
23.) You spaz on anyone who says anything negative about him, then launch into a gigantic rant with EVERY FACT that ever existed
LOL ALL THE TIME!
24.) You try and force your friends to become obsessed with Michael Jackson
YES. I don't care how annoying I may come across as.
25.) He is your ideal boyfriend
Well I'm not gay, but I can say that he's a handsome fellow!
26.) You pray to Michael.
Sometimes lol.
27.) You & your MJ family have your own special lingo that only you understand;
“OMJ”
“Michaelicious”
“Golden Glory”
“MJ Sister”
“Tag Me”
“Mikegasms”
“Keep Michaeling”
“MJ Dreaming”
(I especially thank Nicole Charrison for this one. I ROFLed)
Now that's just weird lol.
28.) Everytime you go to the store your eyes are looking around frantically for Michael merchandise. (By Tina Pyt Greaves)
YES.
29.) Your computer crashed with 10 gigabytes worth of Michael pictures and videos
Full concerts are destroying my hard drive.
30.) Instead of writing History,you write HIStory.
LOL no I'm able to control myself.
31.) You know every hee-hee and every pow and shamone’s in every song.
Of course!
32.) You have spent your weekend on YouTube watching those adorable Michael Moments
Yup!
33.) 99% of your 86 notifications include, ______ has commented on a photo of you, you check the comment and it’s of an MJ pic.
This has happened a couple of times lol.
34.) You basically only have Twitter/Facebook to promote Michael Jackson
Not JUST to promote him, but I DO promote him hardcore.
35.) You talk to the Michael posters in your room
Not out loud LOL.
36.) You know which album every song comes from, what year it came out, the awards it’s won and EVERY WORD of the songs.
Not EVERY WORD yet, but I know almost all the awards and years they came out!
37.) Your heart skips a beat every time you see the word “Michael”
No, but I do usually think of MJ when I see that name!
38.) You may also faint
...
39.) Or shriek very loudly
^.^
40.) Your worst enemy becomes a Michael fan. All of a sudden, you’re best friends.
LOL probably.
41.) You fell into a trance, listening to Planet Earth.
Perhaps...
42.) You bought the This is It CD, even if it’s just a bunch of songs on CDs you already own.
No. If he was still alive, then yeah, but this is just more cash to Sony.
43.) You preach to others about the wonderfulness of MJ.
Yup.
44.) Even if they’re strangers.
Definitely.
45.) You swooned looking at GOLD PANTS. ;)
Maybe.
46.) You swooned talking about GOLD PANTS.
Maaaaaaaaaaybe.
47.) Your friend stubs her toe, shrieking OWWW. You add the “hee-hee” before you ask her if she’s okay.
ahahahahahahaha...I will now!
48.) You have moonwalked around the house.
Of course!
49.) You have tripped or fallen over something while moonwalking around the house.
Not yet.
50.) You scoff at the MJ imitators because you know there can never be the same angel again.
I don't scoff, I think they know that they can't BE the man.
51.) You drew numerous pictures of MJ
Yes, as much as my artistic skills suck.
52.) Even though you can’t draw
Exactly LMAO.
53.) For class, you were asked to research an important figure in history, you picked Michael Jackson.
YUP.
54.) And even though the minimum amount was 2 pages, you presented your teacher with a novel.
lmao I went way over the limit.
55.) You curled your hair
No...not yet.
56.) Then decided you looked lame because no one can defeat Michael’s hair.
of course.
57.) You have framed pictures of Michael.
Not framed...yet.
58.) You have wall murals of Michael.
Yup!
59.) You wanted to steal the cardboard cutout of Michael that sits in movie theater lobbies for This is It.
Oh god yes.
60.) You HAVE stolen the cardboard cutout of Michael from your local movie theater lobby.
Nope I don't have the balls lol.
That was fun!
Arklove
01-12-2009, 02:19 AM
I know exactly what you mean..:wink:.....:lmao:
oooooooh ya....:wub:
ShadowMaster
01-12-2009, 02:30 AM
This is my personal list:
You know you're obsessed with MJ when...
...you must sing out loud or at least lip-sync the part "I do" during IJCSLY
...when you're having a problem or you're in a difficult situation, you silently in your mind ask Michael's help
...when you're going to sleep, you've Michael's name on the list of people who you're wishing good night
...you've googled someone whose artistic work Michael admired very much, and you probably became a fan of theirs
...you notice you haven't touched your pop corn/candy during the entire This Is It and your napkins have turned into tissues
...you caught yourself buying lollipops and bubble gum, even though you're an adult.
...you no longer feel guilty about climbing trees and going to amusement parks as an adult, because Michael did it too and he didn't care what other adults thought
...you've bought white tape/plaster from a pharmacy because you wanted to see how they looked like on your 3 fingers
...when sitting in a restaurant/cafeteria you hear them play a random MJ song you get a little annoyed when other customers don't get excited but just keep on eating
...you think over and over again what it would have been like to have met him live. You imagine interviewing him and asking him all these interesting questiongs that have never been asked before. Sometimes you also dream about having become one of his true close friends who would have understood and supported him always. And dream about how you could have helped him and changed what happened in June.
...you find it hard to find a life companion because no one can be as perfect as Michael
...you feel you've been inspired by Michael. You want to make a change in your life. You want to help others and become a better person because of him.
...When people say "I love you", you reply with "I love you more".
...you've named one of your pets Michael, Doo-Doo, Smelly, Applehead, Billy Jean, Ben, Diana, Rockin Robin or some other Michael-related name (in my case, Ben)
...When watching This Is It you find yourself remembering what you were doing on that rehearsal day of that specific scene
...You're going to light a candle on the 25th of Dec.
...You celebrated today's/yesterday's Thriller 27th anniversary by listening to Thriller album/doing something special
...You've traveled to another city/country to see TII one more time, because your local movie theater have already stopped showing it
...You've been seriously thinking about flying to London just to be able to see the MJ Exhibition, even though you can't afford to fly
...you sometimes notice you've spent the whole night watching Michael's youtube videos. And you lie you did something else and that's why you're so tired the next day
...you're still hoping every day you'd wake up and Michael's death was just a bad dream
...you want to buy / order online MJ merchandise you can't afford
...you will always find a specific MJ lyric/song that perfectly describes your emotions in a certain moment
...you've googled some of Michael's nephews' and other relatives' pictures in order to find some familiar traits in their looks that would remind you of Michael. (For example Austin's eyes, smile and singing voice is quite similar to Michael's.)
...you enjoy watching Janet's pictures(her smile, eyes, cheeks) because she reminds you of Michael.
...you have written Michael's name in the "thank you list" of your Bachelor's / Master's thesis
...you are going to buy Play Station 3 or some other blu-ray player just to be able to watch your TII special edition blu-ray when you've purchased it
...you're thinking about buying some expensive hi-fi technology / build a home theater just to be able to enjoy TII, Live In Bucharest, Bad Tour or any other Michael's concert films, short films and his music in a higher quality.
...you're constantly updating news pages and trying to find new MJ-related information
...you note you hate modern music and you wish you had the ability to time travel
...you're writing this list and realize it's 4 am :)
...you're reading this list and realise you did all that and that someone else you don't know had wrote a list of all these thing you do each day.
....you read this list realizing it's actually 5:26 am
...you feel that wound in your heart open each time you see his smile which is about every 5 seconds...
...you meet people that you know nothing apart and feel like you've known them all your life because of their feelings for mike ...
...your 10 month old son is completely fascinated with Michael and calls him "dada" when he sees the angel hugging him at the end of will you be there
....you realize you spent most of the last 6 years on this board
...you feel the need to quote him so that non-fans know how he trully was and try to convert them :D
...you find yourself talking to him like he was actually there with you and feel like he even answers (or ..this is just me going coo-koo:tease:)
Cinnamon234
01-12-2009, 06:16 AM
Just found this on the internet....it's hilarious! :hysterical: I can relate to many of them.
This isn't even the full list, check out the Facebook-page (http://www.facebook.com/search/?init=srp&sfxp=&o=69&q=michael+jackson+obsessed+you+know#/group.php?gid=138480870339&ref=search&sid=1044195156.2057096891..1)!
Readin' them made me smile and since that's what we need here I thought I'd put it in a thread. ;)
1.) You join a million groups like this
2.) You shriek whenever you meet another fan.
6.) You grab any newspaper/magazine that has his face on the cover
8.) Stay up till 12am, even though you have a job/school watching Michael Jackson on youtube.
9.) You rewind to the parts in his videos where he smiles and watch it again…and again…and again.
11.) You know what IJCSLY stands for
12.) Went into a sorta semi-depression when he died
13.) You love all his cheesy outfits in the early days,even though they’d look horrible on anyone else
14.) You named your baby boy Michael (Or is planning to)
16.) You annoy the heck out of your boyfriend/husband because you keep going on about how amazing and hot MJ is
17.) You TRY to copy his dance moves
18.) Even if you can’t dance
19.) You call your radio station a million times to request Michael Jackson songs
20.) You’ve listened to EVERY album at least a million times
21.) You find yourself gazing into his eyes…on the poster in your bedroom
22.) You make a mini shrine of MJ
23.) You spaz on anyone who says anything negative about him, then launch into a gigantic rant with EVERY FACT that ever existed
24.) You try and force your friends to become obsessed with Michael Jackson
28.) Everytime you go to the store your eyes are looking around frantically for Michael merchandise. (By Tina Pyt Greaves)
29.) Your computer crashed with 10 gigabytes worth of Michael pictures and videos
30.) Instead of writing History,you write HIStory.
31.) You know every hee-hee and every pow and shamone’s in every song.
32.) You have spent your weekend on YouTube watching those adorable Michael Moments
36.) You know which album every song comes from, what year it came out, the awards it’s won and EVERY WORD of the songs.
37.) Your heart skips a beat every time you see the word “Michael”
38.) You may also faint
39.) Or shriek very loudly
40.) Your worst enemy becomes a Michael fan. All of a sudden, you’re best friends.
.
42.) You bought the This is It CD, even if it’s just a bunch of songs on CDs you already own.
43.) You preach to others about the wonderfulness of MJ.
44.) Even if they’re strangers.
45.) You swooned looking at GOLD PANTS. ;)
46.) You swooned talking about GOLD PANTS.
48.) You have moonwalked around the house.
49.) You have tripped or fallen over something while moonwalking around the house.
50.) You scoff at the MJ imitators because you know there can never be the same angel again.
59.) You wanted to steal the cardboard cutout of Michael that sits in movie theater lobbies for This is It.
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:rofl:
These definitely apply to me
mariahdiana
01-12-2009, 03:29 PM
i recognize myself in a lot of them
ShadowMaster
01-12-2009, 03:33 PM
...when your mama tells you so :D:tease:
MJ:rocksmyworld
02-12-2009, 05:47 PM
When your sitting waiting in the car for your mum to finish shopping & you write "I :heart: MJ" on the steamed up window of the car, smile, & quickly wipe it off when you see your mum coming, to save yourself from the embarrasment & rolling of the eyes, hahaa! (I think you can still kinda see it though!) :)
Tinkerbell2
02-12-2009, 07:10 PM
Just found this on the internet....it's hilarious! :hysterical: I can relate to many of them.
This isn't even the full list, check out the Facebook-page (http://www.facebook.com/search/?init=srp&sfxp=&o=69&q=michael+jackson+obsessed+you+know#/group.php?gid=138480870339&ref=search&sid=1044195156.2057096891..1)!
Readin' them made me smile and since that's what we need here I thought I'd put it in a thread. ;)
1.) You join a million groups like this
2.) You shriek whenever you meet another fan.
3.) Another celeb is wearing an outfit, you think about how MJ would look ten times more fierce in it.
4.) You can’t listen to anyone else because it just sounds worse
5.) You spend your time talking online to other fans instead of your real life, non-fan friends
6.) You grab any newspaper/magazine that has his face on the cover
7.) Try to sneak him into every conversation topic your having with someone
8.) Stay up till 12am, even though you have a job/school watching Michael Jackson on youtube.
9.) You rewind to the parts in his videos where he smiles and watch it again…and again…and again.
10.) You listen to the beginning of IJCSLY over and over and pretend he’s whispering in your ear
11.) You know what IJCSLY stands for
12.) Went into a sorta semi-depression when he died
13.) You love all his cheesy outfits in the early days,even though they’d look horrible on anyone else
14.) You named your baby boy Michael (Or is planning to)
15.) Because you didn’t have a boy, you named your baby girl Michael. (She won’t be happy when she grows up.)
16.) You annoy the heck out of your boyfriend/husband because you keep going on about how amazing and hot MJ is
17.) You TRY to copy his dance moves
18.) Even if you can’t dance
19.) You call your radio station a million times to request Michael Jackson songs
20.) You’ve listened to EVERY album at least a million times
21.) You find yourself gazing into his eyes…on the poster in your bedroom
22.) You make a mini shrine of MJ
23.) You spaz on anyone who says anything negative about him, then launch into a gigantic rant with EVERY FACT that ever existed
24.) You try and force your friends to become obsessed with Michael Jackson
25.) He is your ideal boyfriend
26.) You pray to Michael.
27.) You & your MJ family have your own special lingo that only you understand;
“OMJ”
“Michaelicious”
“Golden Glory”
“MJ Sister”
“Tag Me”
“Mikegasms”
“Keep Michaeling”
“MJ Dreaming”
(I especially thank Nicole Charrison for this one. I ROFLed)
28.) Everytime you go to the store your eyes are looking around frantically for Michael merchandise. (By Tina Pyt Greaves)
29.) Your computer crashed with 10 gigabytes worth of Michael pictures and videos
30.) Instead of writing History,you write HIStory.
31.) You know every hee-hee and every pow and shamone’s in every song.
32.) You have spent your weekend on YouTube watching those adorable Michael Moments
33.) 99% of your 86 notifications include, ______ has commented on a photo of you, you check the comment and it’s of an MJ pic.
34.) You basically only have Twitter/Facebook to promote Michael Jackson
35.) You talk to the Michael posters in your room
36.) You know which album every song comes from, what year it came out, the awards it’s won and EVERY WORD of the songs.
37.) Your heart skips a beat every time you see the word “Michael”
38.) You may also faint
39.) Or shriek very loudly
40.) Your worst enemy becomes a Michael fan. All of a sudden, you’re best friends.
41.) You fell into a trance, listening to Planet Earth.
42.) You bought the This is It CD, even if it’s just a bunch of songs on CDs you already own.
43.) You preach to others about the wonderfulness of MJ.
44.) Even if they’re strangers.
45.) You swooned looking at GOLD PANTS. ;)
46.) You swooned talking about GOLD PANTS.
47.) Your friend stubs her toe, shrieking OWWW. You add the “hee-hee” before you ask her if she’s okay.
48.) You have moonwalked around the house.
49.) You have tripped or fallen over something while moonwalking around the house.
50.) You scoff at the MJ imitators because you know there can never be the same angel again.
51.) You drew numerous pictures of MJ
52.) Even though you can’t draw
53.) For class, you were asked to research an important figure in history, you picked Michael Jackson.
54.) And even though the minimum amount was 2 pages, you presented your teacher with a novel.
55.) You curled your hair
56.) Then decided you looked lame because no one can defeat Michael’s hair.
57.) You have framed pictures of Michael.
58.) You have wall murals of Michael.
59.) You wanted to steal the cardboard cutout of Michael that sits in movie theater lobbies for This is It.
60.) You HAVE stolen the cardboard cutout of Michael from your local movie theater lobby.
(http://www.facebook.com/search/?init=srp&sfxp=&o=69&q=michael+jackson+obsessed+you+know#/group.php?gid=138480870339&ref=search&sid=1044195156.2057096891..1)
so true, :lol: .. Oh yeah, 49) has happened to me :P
amygrace
02-12-2009, 07:12 PM
you write "I :heart: MJ" on the steamed up window of the carHehe...I do this.
Louise.
02-12-2009, 07:19 PM
When you love listening to MJ really loud in public on your iPod just so people can hear Michael blaring through your headphones. :heart: :lol:
Jazzebel
02-12-2009, 07:22 PM
When you love listening to MJ really loud in public on your iPod just so people can hear Michael blaring through your headphones. :heart: :lol:
Hahahahah...good one. Guilty as charged. Only had 1 person so far to tell me I should lower the volume...but that was in a train where I was sitting in the 'silence'-part. So yeah....quite expected...LOL.
I have an iPod Classic which has quite a big screen to show off what you're listenin' to...:pirate:
blue_eyed_belle
02-12-2009, 07:53 PM
You say, 'Oh, for the love of Michael Jackson' when you're fed up! Grr!
Cinnamon234
03-12-2009, 04:45 AM
-You often find yourself saying "It's all for love...L.O.V.E."
-You find yourself saying "I Love You More"
-You head straight to the MJ section when you're at the music store and if you see his album (s) on shelf with others, you always put Michael's at the front lol. Also, you tend to arrange his albums in order of the release date.
I'm guilty of all of these lol, especially the last two. I always say "I Love You More" which I totally took that phrase from Michael and I always make sure MJ's records are at the front when I go to the music store. I've been doing that for years even when I worked at a music store I used to do that. I can't help it.
earthlyme
03-12-2009, 06:06 AM
:hysterical:can't say i disagree with anything written :lmao:
facebook thing is :hysterical:
OMGGG :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: SOOOOO TRUEEE!!!! Mine is like a 100% not 99%.
53.) For class, you were asked to research an important figure in history, you picked Michael Jackson.
:hysterical: I DID THAT too....lol
60.) You HAVE stolen the cardboard cutout of Michael from your local movie theater lobby.
:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao: (http://www.facebook.com/search/?init=srp&sfxp=&o=69&q=michael+jackson+obsessed+you+know#/group.php?gid=138480870339&ref=search&sid=1044195156.2057096891..1)
MJJFAN4life(Sam) LMAO!!!!!!!!:hysterical:
:DOMJ!! yeah i totally agree!!! XD it's the fact lists!!
earthlyme
03-12-2009, 06:27 AM
152.) Instead of doing your homework, you instead have a meaningful conversation on a Michael fan forum about his undies, how good he was in bed and how BIG he was. ;)
153.) You took the 23.6cm given and ran to a converter to find out how many inches that was.
154.) You just did that and have just gotten a nosebleed. :lmao:
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=138480870339&ref=search&sid=1044195156.2057096891..1
OMFG! (I'm sorry if this is not appropreate,) But DANG!!! Mike was...:swoon:
lol i converted it and it was a staggering 9" lol...I'm sooo sorry if there are young ears on this thread. But I've just learned about this. But Dang!!!
L.O.V.E.
Romi
Gonetoosoon
03-12-2009, 06:39 AM
You know you're obsessed with Michael when you change the way you say words to sound like him.. e.g. sometime, anyting (in songs at least), bin (instead of ben)
:wub:
You know you're obsessed with Michael when you relate something someone else says to a Michael song or album e.g. It just rebounded off the wall :)
You know you're obsessed with Michael when you give advice based on his quotes or his song lyrics heeh
giddyup87
03-12-2009, 11:55 AM
whenever you wipe your mouth you think of MJ in the 'Bad' short film and sometimes replicate. hahahaha.
earthlyme
03-12-2009, 04:18 PM
I got one...
"Saying phrases that Michael has said... for example: No, you dont look like an idiot, you look more like...uhh, no...":lol:
--- 1995 interview(when they were watching the wedding ceremony between mike and Lisa) LOL
L.O.V.E.
Romi
badtourgirl
03-12-2009, 04:58 PM
my current one...
when you make a game time decision to skip your dentist appointment and go to the afternoon showing of This Is It...
Oh - I better get going - my appointment is at 2:30 :lol:
Arklove
04-12-2009, 04:30 AM
When you can hear a neighbour playing his music and it makes you ridiculously happy.
This has happened to me too...Except it was at my camp, and I was sitting on the dock and I could hear across the lake, someone in another camp was playing the whole HIStory album....Woo hoo!!
Arklove
04-12-2009, 04:31 AM
whenever you wipe your mouth you think of MJ in the 'Bad' short film and sometimes replicate. hahahaha.
bahahahahahahahahahahaha..!! Guilty !:D
Arklove
04-12-2009, 04:33 AM
OMFG! (I'm sorry if this is not appropreate,) But DANG!!! Mike was...:swoon:
lol i converted it and it was a staggering 9" lol...I'm sooo sorry if there are young ears on this thread. But I've just learned about this. But Dang!!!
L.O.V.E.
Romi
WHOA WHOA!!!! Hold the bus! WHERE DID YOU HEAR THIS????
Krshna28
05-12-2009, 01:30 AM
...When the only reason you watch Fred Astaire is because Michael Jackson says he is good.
...When you only buy an item in a clothing store if you think that Michael would wear it.
...When you get annoyed by a celebrity when they wear a fedora because you think that only Michael should wear it and they are just trying to copy him.
xthunderx2
05-12-2009, 01:52 AM
You know you are obsessed when you carry the TII cd in your purse just to have part of Michael with you at all times...:cry:
xthunderx2
05-12-2009, 01:53 AM
OMFG! (I'm sorry if this is not appropreate,) But DANG!!! Mike was...:swoon:
lol i converted it and it was a staggering 9" lol...I'm sooo sorry if there are young ears on this thread. But I've just learned about this. But Dang!!!
L.O.V.E.
Romi
uhmm...were did you hear this!!!......:blush:......wow.....Michael..:blush:
Tinkerbell2
05-12-2009, 01:51 PM
OMFG! (I'm sorry if this is not appropreate,) But DANG!!! Mike was...:swoon:
lol i converted it and it was a staggering 9" lol...I'm sooo sorry if there are young ears on this thread. But I've just learned about this. But Dang!!!
L.O.V.E.
Romi
*cough* Young ears , here *cough* :lol:
raingirl
05-12-2009, 02:12 PM
This is my personal list:
You know you're obsessed with MJ when...
...you must sing out loud or at least lip-sync the part "I do" during IJCSLY
...when you're having a problem or you're in a difficult situation, you silently in your mind ask Michael's help (Thank God I'm not the only one):D
...when you're going to sleep, you've Michael's name on the list of people who you're wishing good night
...you've googled someone whose artistic work Michael admired very much, and you probably became a fan of theirs
...you notice you haven't touched your pop corn/candy during the entire This Is It and your napkins have turned into tissues
...you caught yourself buying lollipops and bubble gum, even though you're an adult.
...you no longer feel guilty about climbing trees and going to amusement parks as an adult, because Michael did it too and he didn't care what other adults thought
...you've bought white tape/plaster from a pharmacy because you wanted to see how they looked like on your 3 fingers
...when sitting in a restaurant/cafeteria you hear them play a random MJ song you get a little annoyed when other customers don't get excited but just keep on eating
...you think over and over again what it would have been like to have met him live. You imagine interviewing him and asking him all these interesting questiongs that have never been asked before. Sometimes you also dream about having become one of his true close friends who would have understood and supported him always. And dream about how you could have helped him and changed what happened in June.
...you find it hard to find a life companion because no one can be as perfect as Michael
...you feel you've been inspired by Michael. You want to make a change in your life. You want to help others and become a better person because of him.
...When people say "I love you", you reply with "I love you more".
...you've named one of your pets Michael, Doo-Doo, Smelly, Applehead, Billy Jean, Ben, Diana, Rockin Robin or some other Michael-related name (in my case, Ben)
...When watching This Is It you find yourself remembering what you were doing on that rehearsal day of that specific scene
...You're going to light a candle on the 25th of Dec.
...You celebrated today's/yesterday's Thriller 27th anniversary by listening to Thriller album/doing something special
...You've traveled to another city/country to see TII one more time, because your local movie theater have already stopped showing it
...You've been seriously thinking about flying to London just to be able to see the MJ Exhibition, even though you can't afford to fly
...you sometimes notice you've spent the whole night watching Michael's youtube videos. And you lie you did something else and that's why you're so tired the next day
...you're still hoping every day you'd wake up and Michael's death was just a bad dream
...you want to buy / order online MJ merchandise you can't afford
...you will always find a specific MJ lyric/song that perfectly describes your emotions in a certain moment
...you've googled some of Michael's nephews' and other relatives' pictures in order to find some familiar traits in their looks that would remind you of Michael. (For example Austin's eyes, smile and singing voice is quite similar to Michael's.)
...you enjoy watching Janet's pictures(her smile, eyes, cheeks) because she reminds you of Michael.
...you have written Michael's name in the "thank you list" of your Bachelor's / Master's thesis
...you are going to buy Play Station 3 or some other blu-ray player just to be able to watch your TII special edition blu-ray when you've purchased it
...you're thinking about buying some expensive hi-fi technology / build a home theater just to be able to enjoy TII, Live In Bucharest, Bad Tour or any other Michael's concert films, short films and his music in a higher quality.
...you're constantly updating news pages and trying to find new MJ-related information
...you note you hate modern music and you wish you had the ability to time travel
...you're writing this list and realize it's 4 am :)
Totally agree with the bolded ones
...you find yourself talking to him like he was actually there with you and feel like he even answers (or ..this is just me going coo-koo:tease:) There are two coo koos in the nest, YANA!
:ph34r: 153.) I converted it too from inches to cm:ph34r:
*Little Suzie*
05-12-2009, 02:55 PM
You know you'are obsessed with MJ when you thinking about him everyday non stop :P
Arklove
05-12-2009, 03:30 PM
...When the only reason you watch Fred Astaire is because Michael Jackson says he is good.
...When you only buy an item in a clothing store if you think that Michael would wear it.
...When you get annoyed by a celebrity when they wear a fedora because you think that only Michael should wear it and they are just trying to copy him.
heheh...so true!
Got.to.be.there
05-12-2009, 10:22 PM
If someone asked if you Remember something you break out into remember the time and the egyptian like dance moves to go along with it XD
You are going to lit one onlinecandle for him but when you come to that page and you see several candles not lit you have to lit them too.
You lit candles from every pet you have or have had.
Reghead121
06-12-2009, 09:25 AM
You know you're obsessed with MJ when... you are working as a Santa photographer in the mall and start trying to replicate the music in Dangerous with Santa's golden bell... :rofl:
Louise.
06-12-2009, 09:26 AM
You know you're obsessed with MJ when... you are working as a Santa photographer in the mall and start trying to replicate the music in Dangerous with Santa's golden bell... :rofl:
Haha, that's great. :lol:
Krshna28
06-12-2009, 10:53 PM
when somebody says, "It's gonna be a Thriller" and you start singing Thriller!!!
Reghead121
07-12-2009, 10:27 AM
Haha, that's great. :lol:
My Santa was just like... WHAT are you doing?? :P I was like... haven't you ever heard Dangerous before?? To my complete SHOCK - he HAD!! Then told me I just killed it... :rofl: Oh well, it's the thought that counts! :wub:
ShadowMaster
07-12-2009, 10:36 AM
You know you're obsessed with MJ when... you are working as a Santa photographer in the mall and start trying to replicate the music in Dangerous with Santa's golden bell... :rofl:
lmao :smilerolleyes:you just gave me the greatest ideea for these holidayzz since i'm gonna go sing some carols , you can bet i'll bring me bell :D golden bell lol
you know you're obsessed w mj when you find yourself moonwalking or sidewalking while you're in stores, shopping. <or at="" least="" try="" to="">:D
...when you only wear one glove in winter :D</or>
Hachi
07-12-2009, 10:50 AM
-You head straight to the MJ section when you're at the music store and if you see his album (s) on shelf with others, you always put Michael's at the front lol. Also, you tend to arrange his albums in order of the release date.
Lol i just did this!!!! i couldnt help it
You know your obssesed when your standing in front of a fan and start stomping and quietly screaming "hhhhhhhooooooooooo!!!!!!"with your arms outstretched, until your roomate walks in on you and asks you what the hell your doing.. :blush:
You look forward to join the worldwide prayer of major love even if you don´t use to pray at all.
But love was MJs message.
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