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Agent M
19-06-2010, 08:49 PM
Indonesian Man Claims Cow Seduced Him For Sex
BEIJING, June 13 (Xinhuanet) -- An Indonesian young man claimed that he was seduced by a cow into having sex, according to The Jakarta Globe on Sunday.
Gusti Ngurah Alit, 18, was caught having sex with a cow by his neighbor on last Sunday, which has caught a sensation among locals.
Alit said he did not see a cow but a beautiful young woman. "She called my name and seduced me, so I had sex with her," he said.
In order to cleanse his village, Alit was forced into marrying the cow on Friday – he was bathed and the cow was drowned in the ocean.
During the ritual, Alit passed out for overstrain and it was unclear whether vows were exchanged before the cow was killed.
Alit had to pay 2,000 old coins as a traditional punishment while the village chief paid the owner of the cow 5 million rupiah (545 U.S. dollars) in compensation.
(Source: Agencies)
http://news.xinhuanet.com/english2010/world/2010-06/13/c_13348820.htm
twinklEE
19-06-2010, 08:56 PM
eww... a cow? For real? A cow? That's what's wrong with mankind.
LoveMJackson
19-06-2010, 08:56 PM
:bugeyed
2600becs
19-06-2010, 08:57 PM
well why the hell did they kill the cow... not it's fault :(
DanceofLorelei1994
19-06-2010, 09:09 PM
The guy must have been desperate...REALLY desperate...
kottur13
19-06-2010, 09:57 PM
edittt
XxWelshFanxX
19-06-2010, 09:58 PM
:no: poor cow
Pace,MioDolceCuore
19-06-2010, 10:08 PM
The cow probably said, Hi, it's me, Europa.
xthunderx2
19-06-2010, 10:28 PM
poor cow....she didn't do anything...they should of killed him instead..:mad:
LindaC781
19-06-2010, 11:12 PM
Indonesian Man Claims Cow Seduced Him For Sex
BEIJING, June 13 (Xinhuanet) -- An Indonesian young man claimed that he was seduced by a cow into having sex, according to The Jakarta Globe on Sunday.
Gusti Ngurah Alit, 18, was caught having sex with a cow by his neighbor on last Sunday, which has caught a sensation among locals.
Alit said he did not see a cow but a beautiful young woman. "She called my name and seduced me, so I had sex with her," he said.
In order to cleanse his village, Alit was forced into marrying the cow on Friday – he was bathed and the cow was drowned in the ocean.
During the ritual, Alit passed out for overstrain and it was unclear whether vows were exchanged before the cow was killed.
Alit had to pay 2,000 old coins as a traditional punishment while the village chief paid the owner of the cow 5 million rupiah (545 U.S. dollars) in compensation.
(Source: Agencies)
http://news.xinhuanet.com/english2010/world/2010-06/13/c_13348820.htm
Okay, this is the real reason why none of my family lives in Indonesia....:bugeyed
xthunderx2
19-06-2010, 11:22 PM
The cow probably said, Hi, it's me, Europa.
:lmao:...
Pace,MioDolceCuore
19-06-2010, 11:27 PM
I.just.could.not.resist.that.one. :bugeyed:D
Louise.
19-06-2010, 11:28 PM
Wow... :bugeyed
Courtney
19-06-2010, 11:29 PM
Oh my...
what an interesting thing to read after a long, tiring day.
So he married the cow? And then they killed it? Wtf...
The cow probably said, Hi, it's me, Europa.
:hysterical: hahaha...oh wow.
That's terrible.
Louise.
19-06-2010, 11:29 PM
Alit said he did not see a cow but a beautiful young woman. "She called my name and seduced me, so I had sex with her," he said.
Oh dear... :mellow:
LindaC781
19-06-2010, 11:35 PM
Methinks that Indo guy had a little too much vino....
Ashtanga
20-06-2010, 12:23 AM
:bugeyed
This story can not be real. :mello: The world is getting crazier.
blue_eyed_belle
20-06-2010, 09:50 AM
Hahaha, hilarious :P
Wait...is this true? :|
Grand Master S
20-06-2010, 10:40 AM
The judgmental tone of this thread disgusts me. Have any of you guys given consideration to the possibility that maybe he's telling the truth and that the cow really is at fault? That maybe the cow really was a manipulative slut? You weren't there. You don't know.
L&L=L.O.V.E.
20-06-2010, 10:51 AM
The judgmental tone of this thread disgusts me. Have any of you guys given consideration to the possibility that maybe he's telling the truth and that the cow really is at fault? That maybe the cow really was a manipulative slut? You weren't there. You don't know.
Did you smoke some weed?
hehe.
BubblesLuvsMichael
20-06-2010, 10:58 AM
that's just wrong and bloody disgusting... poor cow I don't see why it should of been the one that was killed it wasn't it fault.
swirly
20-06-2010, 12:44 PM
I know I feel sorry for the cow :(
Thriller_MJ
20-06-2010, 01:23 PM
The judgmental tone of this thread disgusts me. Have any of you guys given consideration to the possibility that maybe he's telling the truth and that the cow really is at fault? That maybe the cow really was a manipulative slut? You weren't there. You don't know.
Well I partly agree with you, sometimes Animals do try to have Sex with Humans it's infamous with Horses so a Cow would be no different obviously there different Animals but you get the idea lol.
Dutchie
20-06-2010, 01:23 PM
Yikes....and, ouch. LOL
StaceyMJ
20-06-2010, 05:17 PM
wtf. Poor cow, it got drowned? Shameful! Why punish the cow.
mjbaybee
20-06-2010, 05:19 PM
WOW! thats effed up !! .. soo weird
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