MJJ'slilgrl
Proud Member
They do exist, so let's hear them, and if there are videos, please link if you can 
I heard one from comedian Michael McIntyre, in his show, he was talking about swine flu; "everyone will be wearing gloves and masks. Don't you think it's slightly ironic that Michael Jackson dies just as his look comes into fashion?"
The joke starts at about 2:20 here:
Another one is from Russell Howard's Good News; talking about the "Days in Gloucester" song. I think the whole video is funny, but my favourite part is when a local is interviewed and they reckon that "we believe he's not dead; he's in our chippie, actually"
Also, I can't take credit for this, but it's a joke I heard:
What do you call a burglar that never gets caught?
A Smooth Criminal.
Share your funny, tasteful Michael jokes here!
I heard one from comedian Michael McIntyre, in his show, he was talking about swine flu; "everyone will be wearing gloves and masks. Don't you think it's slightly ironic that Michael Jackson dies just as his look comes into fashion?"
The joke starts at about 2:20 here:
Another one is from Russell Howard's Good News; talking about the "Days in Gloucester" song. I think the whole video is funny, but my favourite part is when a local is interviewed and they reckon that "we believe he's not dead; he's in our chippie, actually"
Also, I can't take credit for this, but it's a joke I heard:
What do you call a burglar that never gets caught?
A Smooth Criminal.
Share your funny, tasteful Michael jokes here!
