Random, stupid, and uncalled for is how I live so count on me being in this part of the forum often.
So I like singing to my cat because my cat likes it too and so I was singing PYT. I always change the lyrics to the songs I sing to my cat so that they relate to cats.
So I went:
"I want to love you, PYK, pretty young cat!"
And then I realized cat started with c, but the lyrics were already PYK and I did not want to change them.
So yeah that is my story, hope I made you laugh or at least feel better that you are smart and not me.
And bonus if you haven't laughed yet: my voice cracked.