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    Default Parodies to MJ tunes and about MJ (pro-MJ!!!)

    Hey guys...If there are any fans around from WAAAAY BACK from the MJIFC and MJJF days or who also used to post at the KOP board bac in the day...you may remember that I used to do a lot of parodies. I was digging through all my old MJ stuff and found some of my parodies so I decided to post them here for anyone who wants to have a laugh or needs a "protest song" to sing to or who just wants to remember the good old days. I think I did a parody to just about every MJ song but I also did parodies to the tune of other artists' songs about MJ too. Here we go...

    KEEP CHATTIN'
    (To the tune of Speed Demon...dedicated to all the fans who used to chat in the MJIFC chat room, I was studying at the uni at the time and didn't have a computer at home so I had to go to the uni computer room to chat...)

    I'm heading to the comp room
    Chat's on my mind
    And nothing really matters
    I'm gonna chat a long time
    One look at the comp screen now
    To check all the facts
    Agent Vamp in here yet?
    If not, know she'll be right back!

    Chorus:
    Keep chattin'
    Summer chatting all day
    Never going away
    Keep chattin'
    Kelly's at the uni
    Sending message to me
    Keep chattin'
    My computer's real fast
    I'm stopping at nothing
    Keep chattin'
    Just pull off the plug
    Or she'll stay in all night

    Ain't nothing gonna stop me
    Aini't no stop, just jokes
    The chatters really know me
    I'm never the first one to go

    (Chorus)

    Keep chattin'
    Few more hours, or just one
    You'll meet the coolest MJ fans
    They'll tell you what is going on
    Blue, DJ, POP and MichaelRadio
    Gonna stay in here for hours
    Like for me there's no tomorrow

    By summer
    Winter 1998


    NOT ALONE
    (To the tune of MJ's "Break Of Dawn")

    We, the fans
    Love you lots
    You're the greatest of all time
    You can be
    Near or far
    We will still be there each time
    Kind sweet, tender
    Cute and nice
    That is why we love you, Mike
    There're no buts
    Love you lots
    You should know
    We love you so

    Like before
    We are here
    To show you our support, Mike
    People talk
    People say
    That Sony is playing games (Note: Feel free to change Sony to "Wade Robson or Dan Reed or to Wade & James)
    Ooooh oooooh
    Now we let people know
    They should learn
    Fans won't let them hurt Mike

    Chorus:
    You're not alone
    Everywhere and every time
    We're there for Mike
    Not alone
    Near or far and day and night
    We love Mike
    Not alone
    We won't let none of them fools
    Hurt Mike or make him blue
    You're not alone
    We wont stop
    You're not alone
    You've got us

    We, the fans
    We won't let
    People show you disrespect
    We love you
    So we'll do
    Anything to support you
    There are evil people lurking
    But we've won them before
    Our love for you is too deep
    To let you be hurt all alone

    Not alone
    We love you, you've got us, Mike
    Not alone
    We'll be there, Mike, every time
    Not alone
    Mike, we are your biggest fans
    And you know that we love you
    You're the greatest, cutest man!

    (Chorus)

    We won't wait
    We will not stop
    Won't put up with all that stuff
    We don't play
    With hearsay
    Tabloids, Sony
    Go away!
    We won't let them hurt Mike
    We protest "THAT'S ENOUGH!!!"
    We will do, all for you
    Mike, you're not alone
    'Cause we all love you!!!!

    By summer
    May 28th, 2002



    MANY more to come...!

    I know there were others too who used to write parodies...feel free to share yours too!
    Last edited by summer; 14-02-2019 at 06:14 PM.
    Speechless: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF--zTV_hg8




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    I love you Michael...FOR ALL TIME, and I will miss you more than words could ever express!

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    TOO FINE, YOU KNOW
    (To the tune of MJ's "Unbreakable")

    Now I'm just recovering
    After I fainted
    Michael did that to me
    Yes, once again
    Saw some new photos of Mike
    "Wow!! Aaaaw!!!! SIGH!!! OH MY!!!"
    And the next thing I knew
    Was laying on the ground

    Chorus:
    Oh Michael you just look so great
    Baby, you just make me faint
    And when ever I see you I feel dizzy
    MJ I see
    And I'm hyperventilating
    And I faint and I grin
    'Cause Mike you're just so cute, baby

    I faint, I scream and
    I sigh and grin and
    I swoon, please catch me
    When I see MJ's face
    Each time I'm fainting
    When I see MJ
    No guy is like him
    Michael's too fine, you know!

    Oooh oooh wow!!
    Aaaah
    Well

    So I stare at him
    Won't even blink
    'Cause I wanna see
    That gorgeous man
    And if he's not on stage
    I will watch him on film
    And keep on staring
    That gorgeous thing

    Chorus

    I faint, I scream and.....

    Michael Joseph Jackson is too fine, you know!!!

    When he's wearing black jeans
    Gold pants or his PJ's
    Girls take one look and swoon
    Hyperventilate, scream
    The eyes, the hands, the mouth, the face
    The nose, the butt, the hair, the legs
    MIKE'S....TOO....FINE...YOU KNOW!!!!

    Rap:
    Hey Mike, what cha doing to all us women?
    You fine thing
    All the girls try to claim to be your P.Y.T
    Girls watch your vids 24/7
    Try to stay calm though you look hot in your PJ's
    Cool we try to act
    Behave to the max
    But girls must scream
    You're Mr. Hot-material
    Our dreams are vivid
    Each girl wants to meet Mike
    Any place you visit
    You got fans there
    In the hotel girls wait
    You go by them and say "Hello!"
    Girls cause a riot, start sreaming "MICHAEL!!"
    One glimpse, half of the girls lay on the floor
    'Cause they passed out after you waved at them
    And all the girls do agree on
    That you're Mr. Goodlookiing
    They say how you look good
    And how you really are banging
    Mr. Jackson you're too fine
    You make all the girls cry
    The aura of your presence
    Makes girls faint 'cause you're HOT!!!!

    Chorus

    By summer
    December 25th, 2002



    LOOK AT THAT BUTT
    (To the tune of MJ's "2000 Watts")

    Spoken intro:
    You can all now sigh.....
    (You can all now sigh....)
    As he walks pass us
    (As he walks pass us)
    And makes us scream
    Prepare now to scream

    *females watching MJ walk by and whispering to each other*
    "LOOK AT THAT BUTT!!!"


    Them broads
    Tremble
    Screaming all
    No control
    Too low
    Eyes go
    They look where their eyes are not supposed to go


    They say
    That butt
    MJ's
    Too hot
    Females
    They scream
    When they see MJ wearing again tight jeans

    Chorus:
    Look at that butt
    They all
    Need smelling salts
    Real strong
    That gorgeous back
    You know
    One look and they all faint 'cause MJ's HOT!


    They scream....they scream..."BABY!"

    They scream
    When see
    Gold pants
    On him
    Some chicks
    Try to see
    If it's briefs, boxers, thong, that is underneath?

    Turn back
    And know
    Chicks look
    Too low
    Almost staring
    Surely just because they enjoy what they see

    *some fans trying to get a grip and behave and try to make other girls behave too*

    "We now need to behave and really get a grip y'all!"

    *Other girls agreeing

    "Yeah.....!"

    *some girls still can't resist and whisper*

    "Look at that butt!"

    *some girls nod knowng exactly what the other girls are thinking*

    "No doubt!!"

    *the girls are ready to make a change and behave*

    "Alright now.....no smelling salts....!"

    "Are you ready...?!"

    *MJ walks pass all the girls and the girls stare at him and mumble*

    "MJ's......HOT!!!"

    *The girls can't resist and start screaming after MJ has walked by*

    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! !!!!!!!"

    By summer
    2002?? i couldn't find the date for that one but pretty sure it was around that time


    AND THE BLACK BRIEFS
    (To the tune of The Jacksons' "Dancing Machine")

    Chorus 1:
    Gold pants, white pants, black pants
    And the black briefs
    Our baby
    Such cute baby

    Ooh the man s more than fine, he's
    Bootylicious, looks so great
    Oooh the females dig his eyes
    And his behind, YOU KNOW, ladies!!!
    He's such a sexy baby
    OOoh MJ is TOO FINE!!!

    Fans swooning, some wooing
    Sighing when they see MJ once
    Yeah

    Gosh the man is fabulous, he
    Just looks too fine, that Jackson
    All the girls just want to be hiis wife
    Yeah

    You know that he is banging!
    Look super rad now
    Just watch him whirl that cute behind!!!

    Chorus 1 x2

    Chorus 2:
    Mike's gold pants, white pants
    And the black briefs
    His fly open
    At M. Square Garden
    Fans say "WOW, WOW, look at him!!!
    He's supreme!!!"

    He's a baby
    MJ's a baby
    He's so great
    He's so great
    Such cute baby
    Looks so great
    He's so great
    He's so great

    Chorus 2

    By summer
    2001 or 2002?


    B.H. (Blonde Hair)
    (To the tune of MJ's "D.S.")

    Aow
    Come on baby

    Blonde girls don't think so fast
    i can't deny
    Brunettes they try to dye their hair blonde
    With peroxide
    Brunettes they buy their dye from Seven Eleven
    To be blonde is heaven

    They all just wanna have blonde hair (x4)

    DYE NOW!!!

    They try out
    Every single way
    They stop at nothing just to get their
    Shiny blonde hair
    They think they're hot with WonderB-R-A
    I bet their mothers never were real blondes
    Anyway
    Trying to cover dark hair every day
    You know they never had real blonde hair
    Anyway
    They think guys love them like they love P.A. (=Pamela Anderson)
    i don't care what they all say

    They just don't have real blonde hair.....

    CASH!!!
    *guitar solo*

    You know they all just use a bad hair dye
    They play dumb blonde but you know it's a lie

    They just don't have real blonde hair.....

    By summer 1999


    SHE'S INSANE
    (To the tune of Destiny's Child's "Say My Name")

    Chorus:
    She's insane, she's insane
    She's locked into a round room
    Sad things that were untrue
    Said she's with MJ
    She's insane, she's insane
    She's acting really crazy
    Thinks she's MJ's baby
    She is very strange
    She's insane, she's insane
    She's locked into a round room
    She's mentally ill fool
    She s very lame
    She's insane, she's insane
    Said she is MJ's baby
    She is just so crazy
    Told you she's insane

    Every other day
    She would call
    Michael J.
    Wait at MJ's gate
    Or where ever
    MJ stays
    Every day she stalks
    MJ's home
    The whole day
    Invaded MJ's room
    Saying she was MJ's lady

    She just doesn't care
    If she's told
    To go away
    She thinks MJ wants
    To be with her
    Every day
    She needs therapy
    She's disturbed
    She's insane
    She can't control her feelings
    She's obsessed with Michael J.

    One day she stole MJ's things
    She took MJ's weddiing ring
    She wore it as if engaged
    Cops found her and took the ring
    She was locked up wth the fools
    She called Mike that afternoon
    "Michael you know I love you!
    I know you love me, I know it's true!"

    Chorus

    "Mike and II had ex
    It is true
    Here's our kid
    I am not lying, miss
    Did not come up with it
    It was one day in town
    In June
    We went out
    And MJ took me home
    No.... I went to his house
    There was just us two
    And it was
    Pretty intense
    And now I have my boy
    Looks like Mke, can't ya tell
    This isn't just a lie
    To get a million
    And a half
    I am not after fame"
    But you know that she's insane

    She said she had MJ's kid
    For money she says anythinig
    The whole thiing she, herself, arranged
    She called tabloid magazines
    Sold her story as if it was true
    And told them all a lie or two
    Why can't you just tell the truth
    She's so strange, she is a fool!

    Chorus

    By summer
    January 19th, 2001
    Speechless: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF--zTV_hg8




    "Loved you yesterday, love you still. Always have, and always will."
    I love you Michael...FOR ALL TIME, and I will miss you more than words could ever express!

    "I am forever....we are forever"....

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    DEE MO'HAN
    (To the tune of Janet's "Son Of A Gun" with Carly Simon....includes the intro too)

    Fans:
    You tell 'em Summy! (Note: Summy=summer...That's MOI! LOL!)

    summer:
    See, I'll tell you about a leech
    Yes, about a leech...
    So many and in so many nations
    Who's this song about?

    Fans:
    Don't hurt 'em now

    summer:
    False information....
    Leech on Mike's body
    Leech on Mike's body

    Fans:
    You tell 'em Summy!

    Chant:
    Ha ha hoo hoo
    Did you think your story's cool?!
    Greedy mo**erf*ker
    Try to sell your story that ain't true!!!

    Dee Mo'han
    Uh
    Dee Mo'Han

    summer:
    You probably smell like B.O.
    Lame, depressed, pathetic reporter
    It's no wonder you act like a leech
    It's time to look in the mirror!

    Fans:
    Writing new scoop 'bout a star
    Making up it all-print it all
    Attacking him without a cause
    No substance, and all false
    Not bothered by if it's wrong or right
    You write sleazy, untrue lies
    Try to come up with dirt in your mind
    New BS for tabs one more time

    Oh, who you're gonna attak anew
    Where is the next lie from
    Who's your next victim?
    Oh, we know that you lie, fool!
    After you hear this song
    Who you're gonna leave alone?!
    Oh, don't need Daily Mirror
    National Enquirer
    Not Mike on the cover
    Oh, there will be no lies
    This time-they're out
    Victory is ours!

    I betcha Dee this song is about you (x4)
    F**k you, f**k you, f**k you!

    Ha ha hoo hoo....

    Dee Mo'han

    You tell 'em Summy

    summer:
    Leech on Mike's body...leech on Mike's body....

    Ha ha hoo hoo....

    Fans:
    Bringing out anew the same old lie
    And you hurt Mike and it ain't right
    Everyone you bash for sold out
    You're a leech, I'll say it loud
    Now I'm gonna give you a count to two
    To change the lead story on the tabloid news
    No MJ on cover
    MJ you will not bother
    Don't care if you suffer
    You stupid mo**erf**er

    Oh, who you're gonna attack anew...

    I betcha Dee...

    Ha ha hoo hoo....

    Let's dance

    Fans:
    You Tell 'em Summy!

    summer:
    Leeched in various shapes and sizes
    Most tabs like to evaluate their prices
    Come up with so many different tricks
    Tabloids and their lies make me sick
    Their business has gotten too big

    Fans:
    Tabloids just getting bolder
    Can't they knock it off
    Describe Michael as a fool
    They just lie for fun
    Out of lies make money-their ambition
    We protest now
    F**K DEE MO'HAN!!!!

    Oh, who're you gonna attack anew....

    summer:
    No, no, no, no
    It's not what you sell, it's who you fool...
    You're so lame, I betcha Dee this song is about you...
    F**K you, f**K you, f**k you, f**K you...

    I betcha Dee this song is about you.....

    summer:
    No one needs your old sleaze
    All set to run down your venture
    We'll take away the breath of what you all conceive
    (Tell 'em Summy)
    And if it wasn't for what you all conceive
    There would be no leech on Mike's body
    Leech on Mike's body
    Who do you think you are WALKER!!!
    Or th eGlobe tabloid writers
    Or reporters at Star and th eothers
    Do you all think you can really be proud?!!
    Check out the encyclopedia for leech...
    No no no no
    It#s not what you sell, it's who you fool
    You're so lame....

    By summer
    April 23rd, 2001
    Speechless: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF--zTV_hg8




    "Loved you yesterday, love you still. Always have, and always will."
    I love you Michael...FOR ALL TIME, and I will miss you more than words could ever express!

    "I am forever....we are forever"....

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