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    LMAO this is awsome

    Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."

    The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

    Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon.......You got nice house."

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    LOL .........



    "Constipation comes and goes, poo will last forever!!!"
    quote The Original "Constipation Killing" Chaos, Conqueror of the Laxative Industry and enemy of all forms of Constipation! :mad:

    "For every poo there is a fly"
    quote L.J

    "Ohhh DARN IT ALL! You're right, I can't deny your ultimate greatness. I'm just finished. All worship at the alter of Chaos"
    quote wannabestartinsomthin21

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    ahahahahahahaha


    I think we need a joke thread again


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    Last edited by L.J; 08-05-2008 at 05:28 AM.
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