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Lame Pick up Lines LOL

Poefiend

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This is a thread to post the lamest pick up lines
you know and or have heard?

Ill start it.......

Pardon me miss I seem to have lost my phone number can I have yours?

Hey baby you so fine you make me stutter wha wha whats your name?

Which one of the spice girls are you?

Help the homeless. Take me home with you.

This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful you would have just heard a bad pick up line.
 
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You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb

Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.

Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that its a really big river and the bunny on this side (doesn't matter) really needs to get to the other side. Ask how he does it Give cute little answers as to why the bunny cant cross the river ( bunny jump in river bunny goes glubglubglub) When the person finally asks how the bunny is supposed to get across give them the cute puppy eyes and say I donr know I just wanted to hold your hand :lol:
 
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Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!


:lol:
 
:lol: funny pick up lines..

here's another one:

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.. :lmao:
 
-Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
-Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
-I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
-If I followed you home, would you keep me?
-If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you

LOL i found these from google ..so cheesy pick up line website from going to google.
 
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Poe I hope you don't use any of those:unsure:

:lol:
 
You're not lame at all, you just have a great sense of humor...sometimes:cheeky::lol:
 
Did i ever tell you you are my hero? Youre everything I wish I could be? (Start Singing) I can fly higher than an eagle! (talking) Because (the person's name) you are the wind beneath my wings. LOL!!!!!!!
 
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

:rolleyes: LOL


The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. lol
 
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