Misheard MJ lyrics

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I'm sorry if this has already been done before, but as a child i used to sing "beat it, beat it, no one wants to beat the feeling"
and my mum sings "keep on, with the fox trot, don't stop 'til you get enough" :|

has anybody else thought MJ said something, which was totally different to what he actually says? i can't name many, MJ has a cool and clear voice :D

I confess, i had to read the lyrics to Human Nature, :S
 
:lol: yes I've had this many times!

Couuuntless. I still do with songs like Tabloid Junkie or DSTYGE or Shout or Jam. The likes
Of those. But it's MUCH lesser now :yes:
 
Hahah , this songe ;



Now I Believe In Miracles
And A Miracle
Just zappin tonight

[
Black or white ]

Hey Pretty Baby With The
High Heels On
You Give Me Fever
Like I've Never, Ever Known
You're Just A Part Of
Come Love-in-nass

[ TWYMMF ]
 
I used the think beat it went like this:

Show them how to f**k it!
Strong or get f***ked! (doesn't even make sense! :lol:)

and smooth criminal

Annie are you ok?
are you jealous, that you're ok :lol:

Morphine:

Demerol, Demerol
Oh God is taking demerol :eek:
 
I used the think beat it went like this:

Show them how to f**k it!
Strong or get f***ked! (doesn't even make sense! :lol:)

and smooth criminal

Annie are you ok?
are you jealous, that you're ok :lol:

Morphine:

Demerol, Demerol
Oh God is taking demerol :eek:



:rofl:
 
I used the think beat it went like this:

Show them how to f**k it!
Strong or get f***ked! (doesn't even make sense! :lol:)

and smooth criminal

Annie are you ok?
are you jealous, that you're ok :lol:

Morphine:

Demerol, Demerol
Oh God is taking demerol :eek:

Haha, I still sing that now :lol:

There were soooooo many I didn't understand at all. I didn't get DSTYGE one bit!! It's hard to think of them now, because I actually know the majority of them, so trying to sing them wrong now and remember is difficult :lol:
 
I thought "Can you feel it" went like:
"All the children that worship me, should be loving each other..." :D
 
Lady in my Life...

Right up until 2 nights ago (when I eventually looked up the lyrics) I was singing "Girl, I'm gonna' give you one" instead of "Girl, I'm gonna' keep you warm"!! Ooops!
 
i've thought of quite a funny one
when i first heard Streetwalker i thought MJ sung "ya see i'm not a mad girl, just like you" :lol:

and on Earth Song at the end, well around 4:29 in the lyrics it says "What about the bleeding Earth
(What about us)
Can't we feel its wounds"
is that what he actually says?
too me it sounds like
what about eff-a-ken
i even g-doo

:/ :wub: ahhh MJ :D
 
hehe

i remember one...
in dangerous...
i think he goes "i know how love can blind"
or something
but i always sing " i know colours can fly"

lol...go figure :p
 
In DSTYGE, even though I know it's actually "when the force starts," I always hear "we're the porn stars."
 
hahaaa :lol:

when MJ sings Beat It live has anyone noticed he goes, "they told him don't you ever come around sh..."
I dunno if he swears but he doesn't say "here"
i noticed on the Bucharest DVD, but then i thought it was just me
and he says it on Beat It live from the Bad tour toooo...

hmmm, :lol: might just be me :D
 
In DSTYGE, even though I know it's actually "when the force starts," I always hear "we're the porn stars."

That's definitvely the best! Lol! :hysterical:

Since I speak Portuguese and I'm fan of Michael since very little, I have a lot of misunderstood lyrics..

Now I remember one, from Bad... I was like 6 years old and didn't know almost anything in English. So, I used to think the chorus was something like "open, open" instead of "I'm bad, I'm bad". But it only makes sense if you don't speak English at all! :p
 
hahaaa :lol:

when MJ sings Beat It live has anyone noticed he goes, "they told him don't you ever come around sh..."
I dunno if he swears but he doesn't say "here"
i noticed on the Bucharest DVD, but then i thought it was just me
and he says it on Beat It live from the Bad tour toooo...

hmmm, :lol: might just be me :D

I've noticed that little sound he makes, I don't think he's cursing. He kinda just adds an 's' in front of "here" so it ends up sounding like "sheer". That's what I hear, he probably just thinks it sounds better, it gives it attitude.


And BruceWayne, I always thought he was saying that too. I only figured out what the lyrics really were after the 30th anniverrsary:doh:. I was like "woah. did he just say he wants all the children of the world to worship him"...then I looked it up...makes alot more sense with the correct lyrics...
 
Yeah, in Beat It I always misheard 'funky' as 'f...' for some strange reason >.
 
i still don't know what he's saying in damn man in th emirror the bucharest concerts..i swear it sounds like 'im not danny glover' i swear!
 
You know in Wanna Be Startin Somethin when they say Ma Ma Se Ma Ma Sa Ma Ma Coo Sa, my aunt thought it said " I'ma see you on the side of the mountain side."
 
Lady in my Life...

Right up until 2 nights ago (when I eventually looked up the lyrics) I was singing "Girl, I'm gonna' give you one" instead of "Girl, I'm gonna' keep you warm"!! Ooops!
i thought the same up untill now,thankyou for clearing that one up.ha ha.
 
There was a time wherein I heard bad and thought i heard "you're bird is mine."
 
You know in Wanna Be Startin Somethin when they say Ma Ma Se Ma Ma Sa Ma Ma Coo Sa, my aunt thought it said " I'ma see you on the side of the mountain side."


Whahahahah :woohoo::rofl:
 
Hahah , this songe ;



Now I Believe In Miracles
And A Miracle
Just zappin tonight

[
Black or white ]

Hey Pretty Baby With The
High Heels On
You Give Me Fever
Like I've Never, Ever Known
You're Just A Part Of
Come Love-in-nass

[ TWYMMF ]

yeah.
zappened - to happen quickly.

:p
 
I used to sing when I was a kid:

susie got a lamba... now does susie got a lamb? lol.. I actually thought " a lamba" was some sort of dancestyle,lol!!

Me and my friend also sang:

shake ya body that tooth brell
and my friend thought "tooth brell" was a tooth brush hahhaha

I never realised he sang: thriller..thriller night..so I never knew why the song even was named thriller..
we always sang:

Dillah, dillah night.. hahaha



and to the post about lady in my life,
doesn't he sing:
girl I'm gonna give you all ?
 
hahaaa :lol:

when MJ sings Beat It live has anyone noticed he goes, "they told him don't you ever come around sh..."
I dunno if he swears but he doesn't say "here"
i noticed on the Bucharest DVD, but then i thought it was just me
and he says it on Beat It live from the Bad tour toooo...

hmmm, :lol: might just be me :D

Not just you :D
 
Sunset Driver:

Sunset Driver
Midnight rider
Friday's brighter
Morning rider
You're a Saturday nighter

Instead of Friday's brighter, I used to hear "Friday Spider" and I was like ???
 
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