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What is your favorite quote(s) from The Simpsons?

I love this

Marge - Homer there's a man here who thinks he can help you
Homer - Is it Batman?
Marge - No it's a scientist
Homer - Batman's a scientist?
Marge - It's not Batman!
 
"MMMMMMMMM....forbidden donut"
"DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!!!!!!"
 
Kang - My fellow Americans. As a young boy i dreamed of being a baseball but tonight i say we must move forward, not backwards, upward, not forward and always twirling, twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom
 
Homer- "I am so smart, I am so smart, I am so smart! s.m.r.t...I mean s.m.a.r.t"
 
Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine. Last name Jass, first name Hugh.
Moe: Hold on, I'll check.
(Shouts)
Moe: Hugh Jass! Hey, I want a Hugh Jass! Oh, somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!
Hugh: Uh, I'm Hugh Jass.
Moe: Telephone.
Hugh: Hello, this is Hugh Jass.
Bart: Uh, hi.
Hugh Jass: Who's this?
Bart: Bart Simpson.
Hugh: What can I do for you, Bart?
Bart: Uh, look, I'll level with you, mister. This is a crank call that sorta back-fired, and I'd like to bail out right now.
Hugh: All right. Better luck next time.
(Hangs up phone)
Hugh: What a nice young man.
 
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analogue said:
What is your favorite quote(s) from The Simpsons?

I love this

Marge - Homer there's a man here who thinks he can help you
Homer - Is it Batman?
Marge - No it's a scientist
Homer - Batman's a scientist?
Marge - It's not Batman!
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:kickass:

Apu - Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I’m kidding, I’m kidding. I work, I work.
 
I love it when Homer's brain jumped out of his head and said' "I don't know about you, but I'm leaving".

Or when Homer told the horse that he better win the race because if it didn't they were going to go to the glue factory and the horse wasn't going to get to come. LOL!
 
Homer: "Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!"
 
So Mr. Simpson you admit you grabbed her can. What do you have to say in your defence? Mr. Simpson your silence will only incriminate you further. Mr. Simpson don't take your anger out on me. Get back, get back MR. SIMPSON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Said very fast) Dramatization may not have happened
 
Chief Wiggum: "I'd rather let a thousand guilty men go free, than chase after them."

Homer: "It's time to unplug these vampire appliances that plunge their prongs into our creamy white oulets to quench their unholy thirst for electrons."
 
Homer - Oh i'm sick of this Tarzan movie
Lisa - Dad this is a documentary about the homeless
 
Grandpa Simpson: "My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is NOT a porn star!"
 
I remember another gentle visitor from the heavens, he came in peace and then died, only to come back to life and HIS NAMES WAS...............................E.T the extra terestrial. I loved that little guy
 
(When Homer becomes an ice-cream man and gives the popsicle sticks to Marge for her folk art sculptures)

Homer: "This is the most fun I've ever had giving you wood."
 
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Lenny: She's the witch!

Marge: I'm not a witch!

Woman: Oh yeah? Then why are your handkerchiefs so much whiter than mine?!

Moe: Oh, I've heard enough, burn her!
 
"When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, That means EVERYTHING's wrong. And when a woman says "that's not funny"; You'd better not laugh your ass off."
-Homer
 
Reporter: "Simpson Scandal update: Homer sleeps nude in a oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers!"
 
Well, I get ya, kids, I'm not a bath man myself. I'm more of a cologne man.
Homer
 
Homer: "DOOH!!"
Homer: "Spiderpig..spiderpig.. does whatever spiderpig does." :D
 
Homer: What do you think, Marge? All I need is a title. I'm thinking along the lines of "No Beer and No TV Make Homer... something something".
Marge: [fearfully] Go crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do!
 
"Homie, why aren't you at work? You're late!"
"They said if I came in late again that I would get fired, and I can't risk that, so I'm not going." ( good tactics :D )
 
Homer: "You lose, Michelangelo's David! Who's next?"
The Scream: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
 
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