I PUT ON WEIGHT
(To the tune of "Heaven Can Wait" by MJ)
Didn't I say NO?! *angry*
You just leave now all my candy alone!!
I don't care if I don't fit in a swimsuit
I just eat all day
Though you all say
I'll put on weight
Oh, if my pants get tight and start to burst
I don't care, I'll just start wearing skirts LOL!
Every chance I'll take
To eat all day
And put on weight
Ice cream and Tarts
Marshmallows
I don't want no damn vegetables
No rabbit food
I won't eat any of them stupid vegetables
My stomach's crying out for some real greasy sauce
If you serve salad's too
I will spit on you
Bring me fatty food
And bring me milk shakes
If the lard is on the plate
It is okay
Who cares if I am stout?!
And can't bend my knees?
Can't see my toes?
Give me my jelly beans
If Weight Watchers came for me
I'd tell them NO!!! LOL!
You just leave now all my candy alone
Unthinkable
Me sipping tea
And eating some apricots *Pfffftttt....roll eyes* LOL!
And wearing tights at home
Trying to move my bones
I don't care if I am round
I'm big and I am proud
So just BEAT IT, girl!!
Who says I still can't wear my sexy underwear?! LOL!
If you can't take my weight
So then just look elsewhere
I eat what pleases me
If Weight Watchers came for me
I'd tell them.....
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!
By summer
January 6th, 2003