Why not just tell people I’m an alien from Mars? Tell them I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight.
They’ll believe anything you say, because you’re a reporter.
But if I, Michael Jackson, were to say, “I’m an alien from Mars, and I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight,”
people would say, “Oh, man, that Michael Jackson is nuts. You can’t believe a damn word that comes out of his mouth.”
~ Michael Jackson