Michael's Manhood Thread - 18+ (Read The First Post For Rules!)

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oh, I like this longer version.

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I wanted to highlight a few relevant things from that "101 Facts About Michael Jackson" article (as quoted here, original article is sadly no longer online):

"3.Michael went skinny dipping with Jane Fonda in 1981." (Lucky woman!!)

"13.When Michael took off his sunglasses at the 1984 Grammys one fan yelled from the balcony, “Take it all off!”"

"17.Michael was always visiting the Playboy Mansion in the 80s, when LaToya asked him why he was there so much, he said it was “to see the animals.”"
(Bunnies, perhaps?? :ROFLMAO: )

"18.Director of Thriller John Landis didn’t think Michael knew what a Playboy even was, though Michael would go on to tell Ola Ray that he chose her because he’d seen her Playboy photos. Ola had also listed him as her favorite singer during the 1980 shoot."

"20.Lisa has said she wouldn’t have married him if the sex hadn’t been good and that he was the one who made the moves with her."
(🤔 👀)

"35.In Michael’s bedroom they found an article on the G spot and another on the Second G Spot."

"46.While being driven to a show Michael once saw prostitutes standing on a street corner in 1984, he thought they looked good so he stuck out his white gloved hand and waved to them, then stuck his head out to confirm it had been him, leaving them shell shocked while he drove off laughing."

"51.Michael enjoyed plays on words and used them in his songs, like Streetwalker which is slang for prostitutes, In The Closet which is slang for gay men who aren’t public about it (reversing it and making it about a secret relationship he had with a girl), and Eaten Alive, which seems to be a play on sex with a woman."

"52.He wrote Eaten Alive and Muscles for Diana Ross. Muscles was the name of Michael’s large… python."
(Mostly non-Manhood except for THOSE ELLIPSES!!! 100% ON PURPOSE!!!)

"67.Michael called scouting for hot women “fishing” so that people around him wouldn’t know what he was talking about." (We know this one of course, but still relevant! Lol)

There were more funny bits in that article, but I only quoted the Manhood-related ones for now.
 

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The slow version of MM90's siggy.

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Goodness gracious, seeing this in slow motion really gives it a different aura. A completely different charge of energy! I don't know if it's simply the slowness, or the fact it's Michael friggen Jackson, or the fact that I now can study his motions better... all of them perhaps?? Yeah, let's go with that, lol.

Man, he's just... I can't describe it! I never had any sort of "Manhood" reaction to that GIF until I saw this. Like sure, I did love it, but more in a "cute" way. This, though? Ooooooooooffffffffff 🥵 🥵 🥵 🔥 🔥 🔥 💦 💦 💦
 

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To quote the wonderful @filmandmusic from another thread:
Liberian girl is MJ’s sex song, it feels lusty and sweaty Thanks to Michael’s soft almost whispering vocals. In the closet is straight up porno.
He gets it. For a straight man, he really just does. I know we are always joking about this sorta thing, but it's simply not often I see straight male fans talk like this about MJ. So I just wanted to appreciate it for a little bit.

Pinging @staywild23 for when she gets on again, she'd love this, lol.
 

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OMG! MJ's sex song 🤤🤤, agree about ITC, straight up porno. Though there are more revealing and explicit videos being made today, but the way Michael displays effortless sexuality in ITC, no one can match that.
Getting back to LG, looks like I have to create my own new memory about that song, Michael's soft whispering voice, ummmm
 

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LOL honestly, to me, anything that's even remotely "sexy" could go in Manhood! So my personal answer is, "of course, you dummy!!" :ROFLMAO:
I'm just not feeling the Manhood vibe just now. Although I'm still in tune with the 'Michael' vibe. About to do another one ...
 

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I'm just not feeling the Manhood vibe just now. Although I'm still in tune with the 'Michael' vibe. About to do another one ...
Which is why I'm pointing it out! 😁 I'm honestly feeling the "Manhood vibe" most of the time, so while I can only speak for myself, I can definitely tell whenever I have a "Manhood reaction" to something. Though usually, other people tend to agree, lol.
 
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