Michael's Manhood Thread - 18+ (Read The First Post For Rules!)

[staywild23]

aaand..

*dead* :dropdead:

Oh GOD...

@zinniabooklover maybe I'm wrong but I feel like this one may not do a ton for you, but my God it does so much for me lol. So thank you for bumping it!

I am really obsessed with his mouth. I love how he always licks and bites his lips. I know it's probably a nervous habit (in general, not in this pic...this pic looks more like a random lucky moment for the photog lol) but there is no way he didn't know how sexy it was. I just refuse to believe that. During the Ebony Jet interview when he licks his lips approximately 900 times, I faint at approximately 890 of them lol.

I'm also obsessed with his entire face shape. His cheekbones are gorgeous. Also, the curls across his forehead...I could just die right now lol.

Also, straight up, any time he is wearing a tie. I am in love with him in a tie. I can't even put it into words. I could just fall apart right now.

Oh...and you know I love his eyes. I mean, I could stare into his eyes forever. But I also think he looks sexy as hell in sunglasses. Which is fortunate for me, since he wore sunglasses constantly.

This man just destroys me. ugh.

 

[staywild23]

Ooohh, his HANDS:wild: I have an unhealthy obsession with this man's hands :lol: They're so..

..HUGE!:naughty:

those loooonnnggg fingers..

h34r:

and when his veins show.. :dropdead:

That Vanity Fair shoot, everything about this is just..

..it's TOO MUCH! Damn! I never knew veins could make me feel so...

I can't believe someone actually did this:hysterical: I also took a picture of that cast when I was there, I put my hand on it just to be able to 'touch' him ..and to see how much bigger it was:shifty: (but I have to admit, I did measure the difference afterwards, lmao!!:lmao

@zinniabooklover I am trying to figure out how to respond to these pictures of his hands that you bumped...

It's really hard. Because everything I want to say is incredibly X rated.

But look, I never knew I could feel so much about someone's hands. I mean, I have always been attracted to men's hands, but for so many reasons Michael's hands are magical. They are huge and masculine, yet beautiful. I love how he dances with them. I love the tape. I love the many ways they are intentionally involved in his performance and the many ways it's just instinctual and gorgeous.

Ok, so I love every single one of these pictures. Some of them give me palpitations and others just make me sigh and smile. But let's just say the second one from the Vanity Fair photo shoot....

...look, the position of his hand and where it is located...it just looks like something else entirely is going on. It does not look innocent to me. It looks like something I really, really would love to see him doing lol.

That's as detailed as I'll get. I tried, man. I tried.

PS: I love and respect you, Michael. I keep feeling the need to add that as if he is somewhere reading this and judging my Dirty Diana mind lol.

 

[staywild23]

Ok so blowing up the thread with walls of text is not ok. So here is my penance:

https://imgur.com/a/nvUYcC3

https://imgur.com/a/UEsgpof

This one below I just made from the Rock with You performance at Wembley. I made it specifically to illustrate what I’m talking about with the finger movements that are clearly not rehearsed and are just coming from him. I love this part. I can’t stop watching his fingers. It’s all soooo

https://imgur.com/a/NzzWDzx

Also just found this! Never seen this pic before but my GOD is he hot!!

https://imgur.com/a/x3pq7SR

Ok that’s my penance for now. Peace to you all

 

[zinniabooklover]

Do we have any idea which show the black top was worn in? I honestly have no idea! But I'm reserving a deep dive into Bad era concerts for the summer when I will be able to devote full days to fainting.

The first black top photo I bumped was on Fave Pics and I asked if it had been photoshopped cos had never seen it before (for example, I've seen photos of him wearing a blue top; those, apparently, are photoshopped). Michaels Lover popped in to say it was legit, he wore the black top on the first show of BWT. Tokyo, IIRC.

 

[zinniabooklover]

Oh GOD...

@zinniabooklover maybe I'm wrong but I feel like this one may not do a ton for you, but my God it does so much for me lol. So thank you for bumping it!

Well spotted, lol. I do love the pic, obvs. Gorgeous. But it doesn't destroy me. He looks beautiful, love the tie, shirt, jacket. LOVING the Ray Bans - can't get enough of him in Ray Bans. But this is classic, 'Michael is sexy but I don't find him sexy'. No explanation, it just is what it is.

Very happy the photographer caught this moment, though. Fab.

I am really obsessed with his mouth. I love how he always licks and bites his lips. I know it's probably a nervous habit (in general, not in this pic...this pic looks more like a random lucky moment for the photog lol) but there is no way he didn't know how sexy it was. I just refuse to believe that. During the Ebony Jet interview when he licks his lips approximately 900 times, I faint at approximately 890 of them lol.

Mm. In Ebony / Jet I do think it's all about his discomfort - but he's a performer so who knows? Otoh, when he does it in the Mexico depo I can't see it as anything other than pure sex. But that's hardly the time or place, is it? So maybe my judgement is just off.

Mexico depo - cannot remember time stamp, offhand. It's in the first hour, for sure. He gives an answer, bites his lip (omg, I'm dying) and then takes a sip of water. I should be able to remember the time stamp given the 140,000 times I've watched it. If I tried to pick a Top Five sexy moments from Michael, this one would be in there. I'm sure of it. Jeez. Even just typing this, my heart rate has gone crazy.

Proof of my growing understanding of all of this. That whole, 'he's sexy but I don't find him sexy'. Seeing that lip bite (or the bit when he shrugs off his biker jacket, or even just *seeing* him in the biker jacket) - these are the things that started to shift my perception. I still wasn't up for 'below the belt', obvs. But his sexiness and sexual charisma? Oh yes! It's all about the internet and having access to images that were previously unavailable. All hail the internet. And photo sharing. And gifs. All of it.

 

[zinniabooklover]

Re: Michael's Manhood - Explicit pictures are NOT allowed

And this was the 2nd black top image I bumped. Any excuse to see it again, lol. It was also the first image that made me think, 'oh, Michael looks as if he's ... er, busy'.

 

[zinniabooklover]

Mexico depo. Time stamp for sexy lip bite, approx 18m 20s. Talks about using Moog to do a bass line (just use a bass guitar, Michael, love) then lip bite, then sip of water. Then I die on the spot.

Pure sex.

 

[zinniabooklover]

No, it's not the bass line bit. He's imitating strings.

Lip bite has blown up my brain.

 

[MacMandy90]

Manhood seems an odd place but, whatever. Michael and Mickey Rooney? Cool. But Michael and Ann Miller?

ANN MILLER????????? Wow! Beyond cool.

Omg that is such a good one! Mikey with the greats!

 

[zinniabooklover]

Omg that is such a good one! Mikey with the greats!

IKR! Mickey Rooney was a child star. Ann Miller, one of the best (tap) dancers in Hollywood. And Michael. It's the perfect combination.

Ann Miller is one of my peeps. She was awesome. I'd love to know what Michael thought of her work.

 

[MacMandy90]

IKR! Mickey Rooney was a child star. Ann Miller, one of the best (tap) dancers in Hollywood. And Michael. It's the perfect combination.

Ann Miller is one of my peeps. She was awesome. I'd love to know what Michael thought of her work.

Oh my word she is a legend! So is Mickey Rooney! I know they both worked with Judy Garland and all, I've always been such in awe of those eras and times to see the evolution and behind the scenes if you will. I wonder what Michael thought as well, I bet he thought highly of her craft.

 

[Hiker]

Well spotted, lol. I do love the pic, obvs. Gorgeous. But it doesn't destroy me. He looks beautiful, love the tie, shirt, jacket. LOVING the Ray Bans - can't get enough of him in Ray Bans. But this is classic, 'Michael is sexy but I don't find him sexy'. No explanation, it just is what it is.

Very happy the photographer caught this moment, though. Fab.


Mm. In Ebony / Jet I do think it's all about his discomfort - but he's a performer so who knows? Otoh, when he does it in the Mexico depo I can't see it as anything other than pure sex. But that's hardly the time or place, is it? So maybe my judgement is just off.

Mexico depo - cannot remember time stamp, offhand. It's in the first hour, for sure. He gives an answer, bites his lip (omg, I'm dying) and then takes a sip of water. I should be able to remember the time stamp given the 140,000 times I've watched it. If I tried to pick a Top Five sexy moments from Michael, this one would be in there. I'm sure of it. Jeez. Even just typing this, my heart rate has gone crazy.

Proof of my growing understanding of all of this. That whole, 'he's sexy but I don't find him sexy'. Seeing that lip bite (or the bit when he shrugs off his biker jacket, or even just *seeing* him in the biker jacket) - these are the things that started to shift my perception. I still wasn't up for 'below the belt', obvs. But his sexiness and sexual charisma? Oh yes! It's all about the internet and having access to images that were previously unavailable. All hail the internet. And photo sharing. And gifs. All of it.

I don't understand what you are saying anymore . It's like you really do find him sexy now with all this new visual information, but a part of your brain is fighting against it!! . Or maybe I have lost the ability to understand perfectly coherent text . Either way, I would blame on Michael's out of this world sexyness and the way he parades it on stage!!

 

[Hiker]

Ok so blowing up the thread with walls of text is not ok. So here is my penance

Also just found this! Never seen this pic before but my GOD is he hot!!

https://imgur.com/a/x3pq7SR

Ok that’s my penance for now. Peace to you all

This past one is surprisingly sexy! Sweaty hair all over his face, almost naughty smile, neck and the necklace, blue silk shirt, angle of his body and finally that hand? Just sitting resting there, a pause mid singing, but it's still

 

[staywild23]

This past one is surprisingly sexy! Sweaty hair all over his face, almost naughty smile, neck and the necklace, blue silk shirt, angle of his body and finally that hand? Just sitting resting there, a pause mid singing, but it's still

I knew you’d love this one!!! I totally agree with everything you said. The look on his face does something to me. So sexy. But I love all of it and I did notice the necklace too! And God I love the sweaty hair and the way he’s holding his body. Such a great picture!

 

[Hiker]

You mean this one? This is where he met Princess Diana before his concert.

Now that is an expert camerawoman

 

[Hiker]

You'll bet!

I do I do I do!

 

[staywild23]

Now that is an expert camerawoman

Omg yes that woman is all of us. She knew what she was doing!!! I’m so glad she captured this for all future generations to appreciate lol

 

[zinniabooklover]

I don't understand what you are saying anymore . It's like you really do find him sexy now with all this new visual information, but a part of your brain is fighting against it!! . Or maybe I have lost the ability to understand perfectly coherent text . Either way, I would blame on Michael's out of this world sexyness and the way he parades it on stage!!

Don't know what to tell you, lol. I've always been able to see someone as drop dead gorgeous without fancying the pants off them. I'm not the only one who does that, am I?

Am I?

I've always loved Michael's waistline but it was Now I am obsessed with it and it's all See, to me there is no contradiction there. It all makes perfect sense.

Plus I had a crush on Robert North for about 15 years which didn't leave a lot of room for anyone else.

Keith Emerson had a biker jacket and a Norton 750. Jean-Jacques Burnel had a biker jacket and a bass guitar slung around his hips. Adam had a tattoo on his arm that said 'Pure Sex' and he was dressed head to toe in black leather. Alice Cooper wore black gloves, black leather pants and had a sword.

Michael had a little red cardigan.

Thing is, this new chapter of my 'Michael' story is really cool. I LOVE the fact that it's all changed up a gear. I sure as hell didn't see it coming but I'm glad it's here now. It's really sexy but also hilarious.

The thing that's interesting to me isn't why do I now find him sexy in a way I never did before? I'm more interested in the fact that I can see a photo of him and just burst into tears. Why? Or I can see an image of him and feel like I'm losing my mind. Why? I don't know why that stuff happens. I'm OK with the fact that it does happen but I don't understand it at all.

 

[zinniabooklover]

Re: Michael's Manhood - "R" Rated Content

Had a bit of a day. Need some Michael therapy. Starting with the ever glorious rear view.

 

[staywild23]

Had a bit of a day. Need some Michael therapy. Starting with the ever glorious rear view.

I am sorry you’ve not had a great day! I hope Michael therapy can help a bit…

That is one amazing rear view shot. His body really was sexy (along with the rest of him, of course).

 

[zinniabooklover]

 

[zinniabooklover]

Mm.

 

[zinniabooklover]

Before there was the gold pants, there was the silver pants...

Leaving the original caption in, lol.

 

[zinniabooklover]

I am sorry you’ve not had a great day! I hope Michael therapy can help a bit…

That is one amazing rear view shot. His body really was sexy (along with the rest of him, of course).

Oh, the therapy is working, believe me, lol. I started off with the HWT pic (b&w version) of the hip gyrations and the finger twirling and, y'know, it just kinda got to me. Oh, 'fingers', that reminds me ...

 

[zinniabooklover]

Ok so blowing up the thread with walls of text is not ok. So here is my penance:

This one below I just made from the Rock with You performance at Wembley. I made it specifically to illustrate what I’m talking about with the finger movements that are clearly not rehearsed and are just coming from him. I love this part. I can’t stop watching his fingers. It’s all soooo

https://imgur.com/a/NzzWDzx

1 - I love a wall of text, lol.
2 - this gif you made, what he's doing with his fingers? Love it. It's one of the things he does that looks like the joy is just bursting out of him. Like when he pogoes on the spot. Or does that thing where he sort of dances from one foot to the other. Don't know how to explain it. He moves from foot to foot, bringing up each knee in turn. It's like he can't contain the energy or excitement.

Pretty much anything he does with his fingers, I love it. But this here is one of my top fave things.