Michael's "Rubberhead club"

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I just found a image of the rules to be in Michael's "rubberhead" club. These are quite funny :D.

"1. All members of the Rubberhead Club must be idiots and act crazy at all times.

2. All members must have the brain power of a two year old. (Michael Qualifies)

3. All members must read and know the story Peter Pan fluently.

4. All members must carry their cards and badges with them wherever they go.

5. All members must speak highly of and never curse out our club.

6. All members must watch at least 2 episodes of the Three Stooges every day.

7. All members of the Rubberhead Club must not smoke, drink, use foul language, or use drugs under any circumstance.

8. All members must be vegetarians and fast on every Sunday for good health.

9. When a member is confronted by another member of the Rubberhead Club, he is to give a peace sign and then half of it.

10. All members of the rubberhead club must pay dues to the President whenever possible and however much they desire so that it can be given to sick children and underprivileged fatheads.

11. Every member of the Rubberhead Club must take flying lessons at the Peter Pan school of flying.

12. All members must attend all meetings that the Club has scheduled.

13. All members must be in bed (alone) by three o'clock in the morning. (unless the stooges are on late)

14. Every member must read, study and follow these rules."

I fail at rules 1,2,3,4,6,7,8,11,12.:D
 

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Sounds cuuuuute. I fail at um.. each and every one of those rules, though. Oops!
 

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I just found a image of the rules to be in Michael's "rubberhead" club. These are quite funny :D.

"1. All members of the Rubberhead Club must be idiots and act crazy at all times.

fail

2. All members must have the brain power of a two year old. (Michael Qualifies)

seemingly fail

3. All members must read and know the story Peter Pan fluently.

pass

4. All members must carry their cards and badges with them wherever they go.

pass :p

5. All members must speak highly of and never curse out our club.

pass :p

6. All members must watch at least 2 episodes of the Three Stooges every day.

fail

7. All members of the Rubberhead Club must not smoke, drink, use foul language, or use drugs under any circumstance.

pass

8. All members must be vegetarians and fast on every Sunday for good health.

lol, fail, thanks

9. When a member is confronted by another member of the Rubberhead Club, he is to give a peace sign and then half of it.

will pass!

10. All members of the rubberhead club must pay dues to the President whenever possible and however much they desire so that it can be given to sick children and underprivileged fatheads.

hm starting to sound suspect now

11. Every member of the Rubberhead Club must take flying lessons at the Peter Pan school of flying.

pass!

12. All members must attend all meetings that the Club has scheduled.

:unsure:

13. All members must be in bed (alone) by three o'clock in the morning. (unless the stooges are on late)

don't get this one

14. Every member must read, study and follow these rules."

fail
 

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Haha, hmm let's see I (would) pass at 5, 7 (depending on how I stretch the foul language rule), 9, 11 (will do), 12 (depends on what's going on), 13. Ok I guess I can't join. :(
 

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Was this written by Michael? What is this "Rubberhead club"?
 

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I just found a image of the rules to be in Michael's "rubberhead" club. These are quite funny :D.

"1. All members of the Rubberhead Club must be idiots and act crazy at all times.
pass :wild:
2. All members must have the brain power of a two year old. (Michael Qualifies)
yes i pass that:wild:
3. All members must read and know the story Peter Pan fluently.
pass
4. All members must carry their cards and badges with them wherever they go.
well id prollly lose it or eat it :mello:
5. All members must speak highly of and never curse out our club.
pass
6. All members must watch at least 2 episodes of the Three Stooges every day.
passy ~fail i think:mello:what about sponge bob toooo?:D
7. All members of the Rubberhead Club must not smoke, drink, use foul language, or use drugs under any circumstance.
pass pass fail fail pass duh ...pass?

8. All members must be vegetarians and fast on every Sunday for good health.
yeah pass
9. When a member is confronted by another member of the Rubberhead Club, he is to give a peace sign and then half of it.
pass
10. All members of the rubberhead club must pay dues to the President whenever possible and however much they desire so that it can be given to sick children and underprivileged fatheads.
*farts*
11. Every member of the Rubberhead Club must take flying lessons at the Peter Pan school of flying.
yeah hell yeah il go flyin :wild:
12. All members must attend all meetings that the Club has scheduled.
:angel:yes il be true blue
13. All members must be in bed (alone) by three o'clock in the morning. (unless the stooges are on late)
going to bed sucks period :D
14. Every member must read, study and follow these rules."
psst , pass !:wild:

maybe i can join too then ?:yes: sorta sneak in :wild:
 
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