'Round here it's all about the music, so I think I'll let the music do the talkin' about my weather now

For this particularly revealing exercise, I shall recruit a few people, starting with the man himself, stranger in.........the day and night.............
And just to show that the
rain is actually pouring, I think I'll have to use that time travel machine o' mine and request some further help, from just about anyone from
Gene Kelly to
Rihanna to
Erms & Pia Zadora to
Madonna 