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If some of you are impatient, I suggest to tell some short jokes or do funny exercises.

Did you know that Chuck Norris was found dead this morning? But now he's already feeling much better.
 

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In Germany we have 11.15 now! Guten Morgen! Wishing you all a nice day!
 

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Guten Morgen Ronia. Wie gehetst? :)


Here a question for everyone:


Play the detective - solve this murder mystery :A man was found murdered one Sunday morning.

His wife immediately called the police.
The police questioned the wife and staff and was given these alibis:

The Wife said she was in bed reading a book.
The Cook claimed she cooking breakfast.
The Gardener claimed he was planting seeds.
The Maid claimed she was getting the mail.
The Butler claimed he polishing the silver.

The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?
 

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Waky-waky :D

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Off topic : What is the title of this movie ? (I mean without the burger king ^^).
 

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i will have 2

You took two, so you will have two :D Good!


Next one:

If you're 8 feet (or meters) away from a door and with each move you advance half the distance to the door.
How many moves will it take to reach the door.
 

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Guten Morgen Ronia. Wie gehetst? :)


Here a question for everyone:


Play the detective - solve this murder mystery :A man was found murdered one Sunday morning.

His wife immediately called the police.
The police questioned the wife and staff and was given these alibis:

The Wife said she was in bed reading a book.
The Cook claimed she cooking breakfast.
The Gardener claimed he was planting seeds.
The Maid claimed she was getting the mail.
The Butler claimed he polishing the silver.

The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?
If the police arrested the murdered, then he murdered himself, hehehe...:nana:
 

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You took two, so you will have two :D Good!


Next one:

If you're 8 feet (or meters) away from a door and with each move you advance half the distance to the door.
How many moves will it take to reach the door.

Infinity?
 

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Here's one:

I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am I?
 

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Here's one:

I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am I?

Snake?

ok here's one:
A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.
Who am I.

The daughter.
 

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Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
 

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While you 're figuring our for the elephant riddle, here's a nice facebook fail:

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