The worst/stupidest/funniest/most ridiculous etc. lyrics ever thread ! :) [MERGED]

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and what's with that Ayo Technology song? "Ayo,I'm tired of using technology?" lol

It's actually a very well thought of song if you know the back story.
The original title was "Ayo Pornography" but they couldn't keep that title for obvious reasons.
It's about how tired 50 Cent & Justin are of sitting at home doing what men do from time to time :)D), and that they want a girl right in front of them in real life instead.
I love subminimal messages :D

(Wow I never thought I'd "defend" a 50 Cent record haha)
 
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It's actually a very well thought of song if you know the back story.
The original title was "Ayo Pornography" but they couldn't keep that title for obvious reasons.
It's about how tired 50 Cent & Justin are of sitting at home doing what men do from time to time :)D), and that they want a girl right in front of them in real life instead.
I love subminimal messages :D

(Wow I never thought I'd "defend" a 50 Cent record haha)

didn't sound subliminal to me. lol
 
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''I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.''

My Humps - Black Eyed Peas

Will.I.Am's raps really suck sometimes lol
 
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''I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.''

My Humps - Black Eyed Peas

Will.I.Am's raps really suck sometimes lol


haha good one :)
the whole song is meant to be a joke though so this could go under funny lyrics :D
It's actually a very well thought of song if you know the back story.
The original title was "Ayo Pornography" but they couldn't keep that title for obvious reasons.
It's about how tired 50 Cent & Justin are of sitting at home doing what men do from time to time :)D), and that they want a girl right in front of them in real life instead.
I love subminimal messages :D

(Wow I never thought I'd "defend" a 50 Cent record haha)


umm yeah sure, like those two ever do that and not the real stuff.
and why the f##k is it AYO?
 
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Love me just the way I are: absolutely awful grammar.
 
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"shush girl, shut your lips
do the Helen Keller, and talk with your hips"

-303
 
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"Next Time I see you, I'm giving you a High five, 'Cause hugs are overated just FYI"

~ Jonas Brothers 'SOS'
 
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"What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her" - Can You Feel It by The Temperer ft Mya. I mean what on earth is that supposed to mean lol.

Plus Lady GaGa's songs seem to have ridiculous lyrics but she really thinks they are 'smart' lol, I mean I don't get how 'I won't kiss or hug you cos I'm loving with my muffin' can be smart in any shape or form lol.
 
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"What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her" - Can You Feel It by The Temperer ft Mya. I mean what on earth is that supposed to mean lol.

Plus Lady GaGa's songs seem to have ridiculous lyrics but she really thinks they are 'smart' lol, I mean I don't get how 'I won't kiss or hug you cos I'm loving with my muffin' can be smart in any shape or form lol.


actually it's BLUFFING with my muffin. still makes no sense though.
 
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Simon Le Bon's lyrics are obscure in a lot of cases. "The Reflex" is a good example of this. I have no idea what the song means, lol.
 
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Love me just the way I are: absolutely awful grammar.

I also dislike it when they intentionally make lyrics with bad grammar, like saying "you is" or "you's"... or "aks"... like "I don't aks for trouble".
 
Tom - Is You Is Or Is You Ain't My Baby?

I also dislike it when they intentionally make lyrics with bad grammar, like saying "you is" or "you's"... or "aks"... like "I don't aks for trouble".



 
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Wow, & it gets worse lol! Just to prove there are bad lyrics in every genre. LOL at some of the lyrics in this thread so far, unbelievable. :)
 
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"Next Time I see you, I'm giving you a High five, 'Cause hugs are overated just FYI"

~ Jonas Brothers 'SOS'
HAHAH. Wow. That's just.. lame.

actually it's BLUFFING with my muffin. still makes no sense though.
I just read in the Rolling Stone interview with her that the whole "muffin" thing is a term for her crotch, and that the song is about oral sex. Yeaaah. lol
 
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Haha you flipped my whole perspective on things, I kind of enjoyed that one actually! :D
 
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Foreigner - I Wanna What Love Is

"I wanna know what love is
I want you to show me"
 
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Bring sally up
And bring sally down
Lift and squat
Gotta tear the ground

Moby - Flower

like WTH :lol: bring sally up/down!
 
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I also dislike it when they intentionally make lyrics with bad grammar, like saying "you is" or "you's"... or "aks"... like "I don't aks for trouble".


ah tell me about it!
 
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Des'ree often wins this with her hit Life

I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news

Annoyingly Earth Song also gets nominated for 'What About Elephants', but I've never understood why. It only seems odd when taken out of context.
 
I am surprised that the lyrics of Wham’s ‘Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go’ have not been brought up already, particularly the chorus part:

“…Wake me up before you go go,
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo...
”

To me, this is also the nadir of George Michael’s career as a songwriter/lyricist.

Also, some of the worst lyrics ever are the ones with very strong sexual connotations, such as the chorus part in Christina Aguilera’s ‘Woohoo’ song (from her ‘Bionic’ album):

“… All the boys think it's cake when they taste my (woohoo)
You don't even need a plate, just your face Ha!
Licky-licky yum-yum what a great guy
Now kiss on my (woohoo) all over my (woohoo) …
”

But I think it would not be seemly to continue posting such worst, sexually explicit lyrics.
 
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Annoyingly Earth Song also gets nominated for 'What About Elephants', but I've never understood why. It only seems odd when taken out of context.

I think some lines that are/will be posted in this thread make better sense in the context of the song, but when posted on their own seem worse than they really are.
 
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And of course, "I'm serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer" is a classic.

I like that song, but those lyrics are really bad. Good thing the album version of the song has those lyrics cut out
 
Songs that have been big hits have atrocious lyrics. Macarena, Aserejé, Gangnam Style, etc.

Grumpy Cat's version of the last one is better.
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I always cringe when I hear Do They Know It's Christmas on the radio during the holidays.

There's a world outside your window
and it's a world of dread and fear

Where the only water flowing
is the bitter sting of tears

And the Christmas bells that ring there
are the clanging chimes of doom

Well tonight, thank God it's them instead of you!

And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time
the greatest gift they'll get this year is life

Where nothing ever grows
No rain nor rivers flow

Do they know it's Christmas time at all?


Yes, Africans know what Christmas is considering half the continent is Christian. Yes, Africa has rain and rivers. Perhaps it's not snowing because December is in the middle of summer there. So many ignorant stereotypes packed into one song -_- And wtf is with the "thank God it's them instead of you", who says that in a charity song?
 
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^That's why I can't believe my eyes people putting that Geldof track at the same level of being a bad, cheesy song along with We Are The World. It's worse for the ignorant stereotypes you mentioned and more sanctimonious.
 
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I always cringe when I hear Do They Know It's Christmas on the radio during the holidays.

The song's alright, I think. I think a lot of the song is just addressing to western audiences how lucky they are, how grateful they should be.

And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time
Perhaps it's not snowing because December is in the middle of summer there.

Well... yeah? I mean while it is obvious they're not wrong? I should know, I'm from New Zealand where Christmas time is during the summer for us.

The song's target audience seems to primarily be a Western audience who experience snowfall during Christmas, and thus they often identify Christmas with snow, so the visual image of a lack of snow maybe helps emphasise how "un-Christmas" it is to them. I've seen comments online from Americans/British people saying it's weird to see places like Australia and NZ have super hot summers on Christmas day, simply they're so used it to be freezing cold and snowy.

Also bit of a fun fact, while it happened 29 years later, snow did actually briefly fall in Cairo less than two weeks before Christmas 2013.

Where nothing ever grows, No rain nor rivers flow
Yes, Africa has rain and rivers.

Oh yeah I get where you're coming from on this point because the continent of Africa isn't just some barren, deserted wasteland and it's not fair to represent it all as such.

However, wasn't this song written for and during a huge famine? Therefore being a famine, many riverbeds are drying up, there's no rainfall and therefore many crops are failing to grow? I mean, if that's the case then the lyrics fit....?

Do they know it's Christmas time at all?
Yes, Africans know what Christmas is considering half the continent is Christian.

I don't think that's what they mean by that. I'm sure a good number are literally aware that it's Christmas time, but compare the situation between your normal British family and the average African family who is suffering due to the famine at the time of writing.

The British family is getting along fine financially, they have the day off to spend with their family, all cosy'd up in their insulated home as they eat special hot roasts and share presents with each other. The many African families who are struggling to grow anything? On Christmas day for them, they're going to keep going about their normal day to day life to survive because they don't have all the luxuries that many of the Western audiences listening will have. They're barely struggling to feed themselves, let alone have the finances to buy and share gifts for one another along, along with many of the other privileges those well off will have.

With so many of them barely struggling to survive, they're going to just go about their day as normal to make ends meet so that begs the question that is being asked. Maybe they do know it's Christmas time, maybe they don't... but they're not getting to celebrate what it's all about given their day to day struggles that many of the Western listeners are so fortunate to not be exposed to.

That's how I've always interpreted it.

And wtf is with the "thank God it's them instead of you", who says that in a charity song?

It's a dark line for sure and I don't think it should've made the final version (the line was replaced in a recent remake actually), but I think it really just means that you should be grateful that it's not you who is suffering at the moment, to not forget how privileged you are etc.

The lyrics are flawed and they definitely could've been written better, but at least these super huge musicians actually came together for free to try and do the right thing. Their hearts were in the right place.
 
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People who argue with the lyrics of either Do They Know It's Christmas or We Are The World are the worst. They're purposely missing the point that the songs are about the intent and the sentiment.

The innaccuracies of the words are unimportant when compared to what the tracks tried to (and in many respects, did) achieve.

Those that argue are usually using it as a reason not to give and help. Same as those who don't give to homeless people as there's a million reasons not to.
 
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The British family is getting along fine financially, they have the day off to spend with their family, all cosy'd up in their insulated home as they eat special hot roasts and share presents with each other. The many African families who are struggling to grow anything? On Christmas day for them, they're going to keep going about their normal day to day life to survive because they don't have all the luxuries that many of the Western audiences listening will have. They're barely struggling to feed themselves, let alone have the finances to buy and share gifts for one another along, along with many of the other privileges those well off will have.

With so many of them barely struggling to survive, they're going to just go about their day as normal to make ends meet so that begs the question that is being asked. Maybe they do know it's Christmas time, maybe they don't... but they're not getting to celebrate what it's all about given their day to day struggles that many of the Western listeners are so fortunate to not be exposed to.

You sound too critical towards British people.

Let me ask you this: What exactly are you doing (from your position) in order to help these African, needy people?
 
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