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BruceWayne
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Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they didn't like each other very much.
One day, while walking through the woods, they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes, so he told them that they could have three wishes each.
Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head.
Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighbouring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine.
Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world. The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish.
Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, “I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!” and rode off as fast as he could.
One day, while walking through the woods, they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes, so he told them that they could have three wishes each.
Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head.
Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighbouring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine.
Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world. The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish.
Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, “I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!” and rode off as fast as he could.
Nar
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I am soooo frikken bored myself. 
Oh man..
I swear, the last hour or so, I realized I have no friends. lol. Seriously. And I mean people "in person". Not the online folks that come and go frequently.
I think I need to get out. But it sucks going out by myself all the time.
Sorry you're bored. I wish i could make you laugh. :tease:
Why don't you tell us about yourself? What do you like to do, etc.
Oh man..I swear, the last hour or so, I realized I have no friends. lol. Seriously. And I mean people "in person". Not the online folks that come and go frequently.
I think I need to get out. But it sucks going out by myself all the time.
Sorry you're bored. I wish i could make you laugh. :tease:
Why don't you tell us about yourself? What do you like to do, etc.
lol i took me like 10 minutes to read your response due to your signature
i'm kind blonde sometimes as well so i didn't get it lol...so the moral of the story is that the rabbit wished the bear was gay?
I am soooo frikken bored myself.
I swear, the last hour or so, I realized I have no friends. lol. Seriously. And I mean people "in person". Not the online folks that come and go frequently.
I think I need to get out. But it sucks going out by myself all the time.
Sorry you're bored. I wish i could make you laugh. :tease:
Why don't you tell us about yourself? What do you like to do, etc.
awww bless, i have friends but they don't sit online like me at stupid hours in the morning lol. i feel asleep about 8ish for like 2 hours and now i can't sleep
.I am a 22 year old female from the U.K and I recently graduated in Biochemistry and now I am looking for a job which due to the horrible recession, I am finding impossible in doing so! How about you? tell me about yourself
BruceWayne
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lol i took me like 10 minutes to read your response due to your signature
i'm kind blonde sometimes as well so i didn't get it lol...so the moral of the story is that the rabbit wished the bear was gay?
Haha
Naw there is no moral to the story, just that the rabbit and bear hated each other and the bear couldn't understand why the rabbit wished for meaningless wishes like a crash helmet and a motorcycle while he wished for all the bears in the world to be female. But the rabbit knew that the bear want all the other bears to be female so he would be the only male, so he wished that the bear would be gay and drove away on his motorcycle before the bear could catch him
This one is shorter though:
A bear and a rabbit were taking a shit in the woods. And the bear turns to the rabbit and says, "Excuse me, do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?" And the rabbit says, "No." So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.
:lol: (I'm very easily amused)
Nar
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THAT one is my favorite! I was going to tell it but it's too vulgar for me, Kermit the Frog, to say. I'm glad you did though.
...roflmao.
Haha
Naw there is no moral to the story, just that the rabbit and bear hated each other and the bear couldn't understand why the rabbit wished for meaningless wishes like a crash helmet and a motorcycle while he wished for all the bears in the world to be female. But the rabbit knew that the bear want all the other bears to be female so he would be the only male, so he wished that the bear would be gay and drove away on his motorcycle before the bear could catch him
This one is shorter though:
A bear and a rabbit were taking a shit in the woods. And the bear turns to the rabbit and says, "Excuse me, do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?" And the rabbit says, "No." So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.
:lol: (I'm very easily amused)
lol oh ok, I'm still confused...
lol hahahaha at the second story, yes you are easily amused! but that one made me :lol:, thank you
Nar
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awww bless, i have friends but they don't sit online like me at stupid hours in the morning lol. i feel asleep about 8ish for like 2 hours and now i can't sleep
I am a 22 year old female from the U.K and I recently graduated in Biochemistry and now I am looking for a job which due to the horrible recession, I am finding impossible in doing so! How about you? tell me about yourself
MMm...Sorry about the recession.
I understand. Its like that over here too. Thats awesome that you graduated in Biochemistry. Sounds really interesting. ^_^
Me? mmm... welp, I'm comic art, artist. Worked closely with different licenses drawing covers to magazines and creating (currently sort of) collector trading cards for non-sport card fans. 31 years old. Gentle, kind, emotional, hopeful and quite reclusive which probably is the reason why i literally have no one to hang with other than people id work with, etc. Loose acquaintances.
Nar
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Oh and I'm a big clown sometimes!! :wild:unk:
unk:BruceWayne
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HAHA, have you seen Eddie Murphy's "RAW" and "Delirious"?
They are my favourite stand up shows of all time, I can watch them over and over again.
I think that joke originated from "Delirious" - There is where I heard it first
lol oh ok, I'm still confused...
lol hahahaha at the second story, yes you are easily amused! but that one made me :lol:, thank you
Haha it's cool, it's kind of a long joke - Hard to keep track
The sense moral of the joke may be to not read too long jokes because you'll just end up confused
Glad you liked the second one!
If you don't mind strong language then here's a wonderful joke Eddie Murphy did about Michael - it's obviously nothing offensive against Michael since they we're cool long after Eddie told the jokes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfP7XyMDyCw
Come to think about it, Eddie's actually uplifting Michael in the joke.
MMm...Sorry about the recession.
I understand. Its like that over here too. Thats awesome that you graduated in Biochemistry. Sounds really interesting. ^_^
Me? mmm... welp, I'm comic art, artist. Worked closely with different licenses drawing covers to magazines and creating (currently sort of) collector trading cards for non-sport card fans. 31 years old. Gentle, kind, emotional, hopeful and quite reclusive which probably is the reason why i literally have no one to hang with other than people id work with, etc. Loose acquaintances.
Oh and I'm a big clown sometimes!! :wild:
It's not really interesting, Science is the only thing I'm good at to be honest. Ooooo Comic Art! Sounds like fun!! awwww bless, you seem like a nice guy, i'm sure you'd make friends easily!!
lol i like being a clown sometimes too
HAHA, have you seen Eddie Murphy's "RAW" and "Delirious"?
They are my favourite stand up shows of all time, I can watch them over and over again.
I think that joke originated from "Delirious" - There is where I heard it first
Haha it's cool, it's kind of a long joke - Hard to keep track
The sense moral of the joke may be to not read too long jokes because you'll just end up confused
Glad you liked the second one!
If you don't mind strong language then here's a wonderful joke Eddie Murphy did about Michael - it's obviously nothing offensive against Michael since they we're cool long after Eddie told the jokes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfP7XyMDyCw
Come to think about it, Eddie's actually uplifting Michael in the joke.
lol haha yep, especially when I'm abit blonde sometimes and don't get the joke
. Oooo thank you for the link, was hilarious!! :lmao: I like Eddie Murphy, watched one done by Chris Rock and hated his. Was so disrespectful ugh!Nar
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I did see Delirious! And its hilarious :lmao: Murphy was on fire!