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1. Moonwalker is a factual documentary with no special effects
2. When Katherine Jackson gave birth to Michael, she was given the nobel peace prize
3. When Michael illegally downloads music, he gets thank you letters from the artists
4. The special shoes for Smooth Criminal were made for the backing dancers only. Michael didn't need them
5. Michael sold out Wembley Stadium by reading the entire phone book
6. One day Michael got hungry and walked into Burger King. When he left the place was just Burger, and he was the king
7. When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon. Michael came running up to him screaming ''Get off my lawn!''
8. Michael Jordan retired, because he knew there could only be one MJ
9. When Michael is in a movie theater and his cell phone rings, everyone else leaves the theater so he won’t be disturbed.
10. Michael Jackson wasn't blessed with music. Music was blessed with Michael Jackson
2. When Katherine Jackson gave birth to Michael, she was given the nobel peace prize
3. When Michael illegally downloads music, he gets thank you letters from the artists
4. The special shoes for Smooth Criminal were made for the backing dancers only. Michael didn't need them
5. Michael sold out Wembley Stadium by reading the entire phone book
6. One day Michael got hungry and walked into Burger King. When he left the place was just Burger, and he was the king
7. When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon. Michael came running up to him screaming ''Get off my lawn!''
8. Michael Jordan retired, because he knew there could only be one MJ
9. When Michael is in a movie theater and his cell phone rings, everyone else leaves the theater so he won’t be disturbed.
10. Michael Jackson wasn't blessed with music. Music was blessed with Michael Jackson