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Michael's Manhood Thread - 18+ (Read The First Post For Rules!)

LinLoveMJ said:
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Mikezilla really wants to escape....
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OMG! what an image 🥵🥵🥵
 
wendijane said:
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/140385713376725025/
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🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
zinniabooklover said:
@wendijane

wend, you're a doll. Thanks so much! Why did I want it over here? Bc it's a 'hairstyle as sex' photo. @staywild23 knows.
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This is undoubtedly sex hair! All of his tour hair is PRIME sex hair. Sweaty, wild, unkempt, "tie me to a tree, crawl all over me" kind of sex hair that will leave you feeling fulfilled, though vaguely disrespected, in the best possible way. In the way you want to feel vaguely disrespected by Michael. Or at least the way *I* want to feel vaguely disrespected by Michael.

DISRESPECT ME MICHAEL!!!!!!

...I remember why I stopped frequenting this thread lol.
 
staywild23 said:
...I remember why I stopped frequenting this thread lol.
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And I remembered this after I had posted but could not be arsed to go back and delete the tag. Not going back and editing stuff seems to be my MO, atm! Otoh, it is essential that this photo be seen and appreciated far and wide so, no regrets, lol.

staywild23 said:
This is undoubtedly sex hair! All of his tour hair is PRIME sex hair. Sweaty, wild, unkempt,
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Exactly so!!!! Michael on tour is whole other level when it comes to 🥵

And that's all I'm gonna say, lol.

I'm not responding to the rest of your comment. It's not even 7am yet. I can only take so much! :ROFLMAO:
 
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staywild23 said:
BRINGING ME TO MY KNEES


No one sexier has ever graced this planet, I swear to God it's true...

I've been so quiet on the Manhood thread lately because, as I was telling Zinnia somewhere else, I am 'manhooding' like 24 ****** 7 these days and it's EXHAUSTING... my wildness about this man has NO ****** CHILL and I have to start teaching again next week and I have no idea how I'm going to pull it off and be human at all but I gotta! I HAVE GOT TO.

I do have a bunch of gifs and photos from this recent surrender to total debauchery so I will be sharing those when I can manage to function enough to do so...until then...

I really love Michael Jackson, you guys. Like, a lot. Like, too much probably. Like, I might need help.
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Holy crap I'm not the only one???!!!
 
jenbrinkerjackson said:
Holy crap I'm not the only one???!!!
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I am dying 😂

Rereading the post you are quoting I am in the exact same situation now. I have to start teaching in 2 weeks and I am still Michaeling hardcore 24/7. I actually think it's worse than that last post!!! It is the reason I cannot manage to come back to this thread in good faith that I will not burst into flame and disintegrate.

There is really no ****** hope.

Anyway, no @jenbrinkerjackson you are NOT the only one. And you are most definitely not alone lol
 
Cannot get over this picture posted on another thread! What a view :love:, broad shoulders!
 
Oh Michael,

I have not publicly honored your manhood in so long. I hope I have not disappointed you.

While I may live in a constant state of unhinged delusion with daily revolving fantasies of your absurd bone-level sexiness haunting my subconscious like a lusty sleep paralysis demon, I have shared them only in private discussion with other equally sick people, and not spilled them anywhere near this place. But here I am, returning to this forum for the first time in a month (sparked by the fact that I CRIED LITERALLY CRIED daydreaming about your curls earlier today, after LITERALLY CRYING at your sexiness during TWYMMF Bad Tour - Wembely... I feel sick just thinking about it you, you god damn beautiful sex-angel) and I see that there are posts from July (JULY!!!!!) on the most recent page of this Manhood thread. This cannot be! I have not done my part to keep this thread of Michael's most delicious thirst traps alive and for that I will never forgive myself.

So here I will share three photos that have destroyed my life recently. And by recently I mean within the last 24 hours:

1. Michael murderously gorgeous in a cowboy hat, staring in our eyes like we deserve him looking at us (we don't)

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I am American and I can honestly tell you not a single man in all of our history has ever worn a cowboy hat like Michael Jackson wears a cowboy hat. Not only does he look sexier than anyone has any right to while wearing a hat like this, but he's doing it with the most delicious swag I can fathom. This is no John Wayne hat. This looks like a Ralph Lauren ad. He is a model. He is a God. And I am a mere pathetic plebe just basking in the remarkable beauty of his ---

Ok, so returning to look at the photo for more inspiration was not the right choice. I have been reduced to this: EYES LIPS CHEEKBONES CURLS SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAGGGGGGGG HANDS IN POCKETS IS THAT A BUTTON ON THOSE PANTS HOW AM I STILL BREATHING SWAGGGGGGGGGGGG 🥵 🥵 🥵 🥵 🥵

Moving on.

2. Michael quietly ruining me in the backseat of a car with curls that resemble tendrils of my own sanity wisping away...

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A moment of quiet contemplation? A moment of simply existing? A moment of fantasizing about me, the yet-to-be-born love of his spiritual life whose timing arriving on this planet could only be described as UNFORGIVABLE? Who can say... It's just Michael being Michael.

This photo should be cross-posted in every thread available. Michael's ears? yes. Close-ups of his face? Of course. Curls 🥵 eyes, looking like a model, jawline (wait...is there a jawline thread?? WHY IS THERE NO JAWLINE THREAD?!)... there is no end to the journey this photo could take through this forum if we all just sit back and truly recognize how miraculous he is.

I want to write a sonnet to his curls. His eyes tell a thousand stories. I know this is not your standard "manhood" photo, but I measure the manhood 😉 by what it does to me. And this does a whole lot.


3. Michael at the White House making me patriotic for the first time in my life, but also, have you seen his smile and his hair, and he could light me on fire just for fun and I'd be about it.

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How does one even co-exist with this photo? Sometimes it makes me feel legitimately crazy to remember that these aren't just artistic images, but photographs of an actual human man that roamed the earth looking like this. LIKE THIS.

This will forever be one of Michael's sexiest looks ever. Everything about him is perfect. I am quite literally speechless as I stare at this photo for inspiration. I can't describe what it makes me feel, so I will leave you all with an old adage: I AM DEAD ON THE FLOOR. No chance of recovery.




Thank you all for taking this journey with me. Happy Michaeling and Manhooding and surviving both simultaneously (if you dare).
 
staywild23 said:
Oh Michael,

I have not publicly honored your manhood in so long. I hope I have not disappointed you.

While I may live in a constant state of unhinged delusion with daily revolving fantasies of your absurd bone-level sexiness haunting my subconscious like a lusty sleep paralysis demon, I have shared them only in private discussion with other equally sick people, and not spilled them anywhere near this place. But here I am, returning to this forum for the first time in a month (sparked by the fact that I CRIED LITERALLY CRIED daydreaming about your curls earlier today, after LITERALLY CRYING at your sexiness during TWYMMF Bad Tour - Wembely... I feel sick just thinking about it you, you god damn beautiful sex-angel) and I see that there are posts from July (JULY!!!!!) on the most recent page of this Manhood thread. This cannot be! I have not done my part to keep this thread of Michael's most delicious thirst traps alive and for that I will never forgive myself.

So here I will share three photos that have destroyed my life recently. And by recently I mean within the last 24 hours:

1. Michael murderously gorgeous in a cowboy hat, staring in our eyes like we deserve him looking at us (we don't)

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I am American and I can honestly tell you not a single man in all of our history has ever worn a cowboy hat like Michael Jackson wears a cowboy hat. Not only does he look sexier than anyone has any right to while wearing a hat like this, but he's doing it with the most delicious swag I can fathom. This is no John Wayne hat. This looks like a Ralph Lauren ad. He is a model. He is a God. And I am a mere pathetic plebe just basking in the remarkable beauty of his ---

Ok, so returning to look at the photo for more inspiration was not the right choice. I have been reduced to this: EYES LIPS CHEEKBONES CURLS SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAGGGGGGGG HANDS IN POCKETS IS THAT A BUTTON ON THOSE PANTS HOW AM I STILL BREATHING SWAGGGGGGGGGGGG 🥵 🥵 🥵 🥵 🥵

Moving on.

2. Michael quietly ruining me in the backseat of a car with curls that resemble tendrils of my own sanity wisping away...

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A moment of quiet contemplation? A moment of simply existing? A moment of fantasizing about me, the yet-to-be-born love of his spiritual life whose timing arriving on this planet could only be described as UNFORGIVABLE? Who can say... It's just Michael being Michael.

This photo should be cross-posted in every thread available. Michael's ears? yes. Close-ups of his face? Of course. Curls 🥵 eyes, looking like a model, jawline (wait...is there a jawline thread?? WHY IS THERE NO JAWLINE THREAD?!)... there is no end to the journey this photo could take through this forum if we all just sit back and truly recognize how miraculous he is.

I want to write a sonnet to his curls. His eyes tell a thousand stories. I know this is not your standard "manhood" photo, but I measure the manhood 😉 by what it does to me. And this does a whole lot.


3. Michael at the White House making me patriotic for the first time in my life, but also, have you seen his smile and his hair, and he could light me on fire just for fun and I'd be about it.

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How does one even co-exist with this photo? Sometimes it makes me feel legitimately crazy to remember that these aren't just artistic images, but photographs of an actual human man that roamed the earth looking like this. LIKE THIS.

This will forever be one of Michael's sexiest looks ever. Everything about him is perfect. I am quite literally speechless as I stare at this photo for inspiration. I can't describe what it makes me feel, so I will leave you all with an old adage: I AM DEAD ON THE FLOOR. No chance of recovery.




Thank you all for taking this journey with me. Happy Michaeling and Manhooding and surviving both simultaneously (if you dare).
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I had tried to bump it but I thought people were over it haha. When @Hiker said people stopped posting I thought maybe something happened! If it's just that people need inspiration, well then... let's bring this shit back!
 
And ive been elsewhere so i might just pop into this thread a little more. Time to appreciate Michael
 
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