The Gold Pants Appreciation Thread ;-) - rated 18+

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I am never going to recover from this picture. My gaze is so singularly focused it's embarrassing lol.
 
I am never going to recover from this picture. My gaze is so singularly focused it's embarrassing lol.
I want to believe that's what the gold pants were designed for, so I feel no embarrassment in my focus o_O
 
I want to believe that's what the gold pants were designed for, so I feel no embarrassment in my focus o_O
OH they definitely were. Let me clarify: I feel no embarrassment about what I"m focusing on. It's just embarrassing that I am so focused on "it" i forget to look at literally anything else, when ALL of him is so sexy, not just that lol.
 
Like, his face is gorgeous in this pic. His chest and shoulders look so broad too. He's so good in it. But it took actual effort for me to notice any of that lol.

PS: Why can't this also be an 18+ thread?! LOL I feel self conscious and worry I am going to be/am being inappropriate lol.
 
Like, his face is gorgeous in this pic. His chest and shoulders look so broad too. He's so good in it. But it took actual effort for me to notice any of that lol.
I'm the complete opposite. Face, hair, arms, hands, legs - I notice all of those way before anything else. And even when I notice 'anything else' my attention just automatically goes back to face, hair etc etc. And dance poses.

Like today I am now SO focused on this pic, posting again. It just sends me ...

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Like, his face is gorgeous in this pic. His chest and shoulders look so broad too. He's so good in it. But it took actual effort for me to notice any of that lol.

PS: Why can't this also be an 18+ thread?! LOL I feel self conscious and worry I am going to be/am being in appropriate lol.
Even if it was a 18+ thread it's still public so anyone can view it so there is no point
 
Even if it was a 18+ thread it's still public so anyone can view it so there is no point
I know, but it's just about appropriateness. I understand it's all public and anyone can technically view it. But I want to know that I am not overstepping a line for other people. People know an 18+ thread is going to be wild. They enter it with that expectation. They don't necessarily expect that from another thread (though titling this one the "gold pants appreciation thread" probably keeps a good number of people out lol). So if someone (anyone on the board, not just people under age) stumble into this out of curiosity and then see something that makes them uncomfortable, it's more the author's fault than theirs. They had no way of knowing someone would be writing something like that. It wasn't labeled that way.

Does this distinction make sense?
 
Even if it was a 18+ thread it's still public so anyone can view it so there is no point
@MykelTheSuperfan , the forum runs on trust. You can trust that we will mark and title threads appropriately, and in turn underage members will stay away from threads that are marked 18+. Members can also report I appropriate content and it gets deleted. I hope you also don't mind honoring the rules. There are 5-6 other picture threads to enjoy and pictures are repeated everywhere, so you won't really miss anything.
 
PS: Why can't this also be an 18+ thread?! LOL I feel self conscious and worry I am going to be/am being inappropriate lol.
We can. This keeps coming up, shall we mark this thread also 18+. Seems like even in past it's been difficult to keep conversations "in line". There is only one way to appreciate gold pants, I cannot imagine it going any other way. Many old posts and pics are very borderline. I am going to mark this 18+ tomorrow unless I hear LOT of objections. Even if we can keep it clean now, can't purge the old content.

... and after that let's keep our excitement limited to these threads! :)
 
We can. This keeps coming up, shall we mark this thread also 18+. Seems like even in past it's been difficult to keep conversations "in line". There is only one way to appreciate gold pants, I cannot imagine it going any other way. Many old posts and pics are very borderline. I am going to mark this 18+ tomorrow unless I hear LOT of objections. Even if we can keep it clean now, can't purge the old content.

... and after that let's keep our excitement limited to these threads! :)
Marking this thread as 18+ makes sense. The older conversations on here are no different to Manhood. So it always seemed a bit odd to me that this wasn't labelled the same way. That still leaves many, many picture threads with no age restriction so there is something for everyone.
 
Its getting kinda hard to decide where to post the pictures! This man can make even the most mundane pictures look so sexy! Here to some sexy eyes in gold pants!
 
OMG I am way too excited about having a second 18+ thread lol. I need to calm myself...

It's just....ladies...do you realize what this means?? We are securing a legacy! Michael's undeniable sexiness is now overflowing one board so much it needs another to help shoulder the burden 😂! And future fans who, like some of us, are surprised at their own sexual obsession with this man (speaking for myself, at least haha) will have TWO threads that will confirm for them that this IS a man worth lusting for and they have no reason to question it ever, ever again. These two threads were dead in January and we revived them, thoroughly. I am proud of us!!!

Now.... when it comes to "gold pants" moments... here are my favorites:

1) the entirety of Smooth Criminal
2) In the closet FUCKS ME UP. Thrusting, the...eh... bouncing(?)... but more than that HIS SHOULDERS AND HIS EYES. He makes this face during that choreography that I just....sigh. I need to go watch it. I also need to shower and pray and become someone who can handle it without screaming because I want to scream just thinking about it. GOLD PANTS!!
3) When they take the armor and layers off and he's just in the pants.... HOT. Hot moment, hot look, just hotttttt.

GOLD PANTS! Yes!
 
OMG I am way too excited about having a second 18+ thread lol. I need to calm myself...

It's just....ladies...do you realize what this means?? We are securing a legacy! Michael's undeniable sexiness is now overflowing one board so much it needs another to help shoulder the burden 😂! And future fans who, like some of us, are surprised at their own sexual obsession with this man (speaking for myself, at least haha) will have TWO threads that will confirm for them that this IS a man worth lusting for and they have no reason to question it ever, ever again. These two threads were dead in January and we revived them, thoroughly. I am proud of us!!!

Now.... when it comes to "gold pants" moments... here are my favorites:

1) the entirety of Smooth Criminal
2) In the closet FUCKS ME UP. Thrusting, the...eh... bouncing(?)... but more than that HIS SHOULDERS AND HIS EYES. He makes this face during that choreography that I just....sigh. I need to go watch it.
3) When they take the armor and layers off and he's just in the pants.... HOT. Hot moment, hot look, just hotttttt.

GOLD PANTS! Yes!
Is it 2 18+ threads or 3? Didn't we start a convo re 18+ for one other thread? Was it the Sweat Thread? I'm losing the plot. Maybe I imagined it. My brain is upside down today, lol.
 
Is it 2 18+ threads or 3? Didn't we start a convo re 18+ for one other thread? Was it the Sweat Thread? I'm losing the plot. Maybe I imagined it. My brain is upside down today, lol.
2 is all we are getting, otherwise Gaz will shut us down and fire me! So please keep it clean elsewhere (though I cannot imagine how its going to be possible on the sweat thread!) I can merge it though, that has happened to the manhood thread.
 
2 is all we are getting, otherwise Gaz will shut us down and fire me! So please keep it clean elsewhere (though I cannot imagine how its going to be possible on the sweat thread!) I can merge it though, that has happened to the manhood thread.
No, that's fine with me. I just had a vague memory of some sort of convo re 18+ on some other thread a while back. But 2 should be enough, lol. Well, OK, maybe not enough for sw23 but enough for the rest of us, I think. :D
 
No, that's fine with me. I just had a vague memory of some sort of convo re 18+ on some other thread a while back. But 2 should be enough, lol. Well, OK, maybe not enough for sw23 but enough for the rest of us, I think. :D

If it were up to me this entire board would be 18+! I am a sick, sick woman and my thoughts are carnal and twisted.

The sweat thread is like a fever dream of aching, exhausting, animalistic want. I feel that it's the "manhood" thread I was born to inhabit, but I can't spend too much time there or else I will cease to exist completely, and absolutely be kicked off this board forever lol. The Bad era thread is the same for me. Sometimes I can hardly look at it at all. But I understand why we can only have 2 over 18 threads. I really do. So I am just going to continue celebrating our "win" forever! :)

But just so it's clear - every adult photo thread serves a very "18+" purpose in my life and I will never deny it, or try to change it.
 
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