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hmmmm i think im gonan watch a few of those sexy you tube vids... i got like 15 saved on a playlist heheh be back shortly!!!!
 
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thank you
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Orie (me): let me get that zipper for you Mike Mike
MJ: Oh my bad, Orie didn't mean to flash u, it's cool I got (me snatching him up)
Orie: um Mike Mike it only goes down, it won't go up, and for some reason all my clothes just fell off as soon as I touched u.. oh well
MJ: Orie are u trying to.... (I check his teeth for cavities with my mouth)
Orie: well looks like you are good, no cavities..
MJ: Ok Orie I give I give in..:agree:
Orie: u had no choice.. now take them glittery socks off, I draw the line at touching your feet...

Author of this screenplay: Orie Jones.. lmaoo
 
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Janet must've been in my head when she wrote this, she knew I was thinking of MJ:

[Janet Speaks:]
That's it
Would you mind?
(giggles)
Would you?

[Verse 1:]
Baby, would you mind touching me?
Ever so slowly, and your making me quiver
Baby, would you mind undressing me?
Making me feel sexy, while in the moment

[Chorus:]
Cause I'm gonna
Bathe you, play with you, rub you, caress you
Tell you how much I've missed you
I just wanna
Touch you, tease you, lick you, please you
Love you, hold you, make love to you
And I'm gonna
Kiss you, suck you, taste you, ride you
Feel you deep inside me ooo
I just wanna
Kiss you, suck you, taste you, ride you,
Feel you, make you come too
(I wanna make you come)

[Verse 2:]
Baby, would you mind kissing me?
All over my body
You missed a spot - there
Baby, would you mind tasting me?
It's making me all juicy
Feeling your lips on mine

[Chorus]
Baby would you mind coming inside of me
Letting your juices free
Deep in my passion
 
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Janet must've been in my head when she wrote this, she knew I was thinking of MJ:

girl, you know there can be only DIS:

If I was your girl
Oh the things Id do to you
Id make you call out my name
Id ask who it belongs to
If I was your woman
The things Id do to you
But Im not
So I cant
Then I wont
But
If I was your girl
 
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good lord, and i thought i was being incestual by posting the "any time, any place" lyrics....those are just downright raunchy!
 
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oh here is another screenplay I wrote back when AllGood Ent, had that meeting with MJ, Joe, and Katherine..

you forgot to add:
AGE: Michael we are prepared to offer you $3million, Janet $1mill, and your bros, rebbie and latoya $500k to split.

MJ: *take off his shades* ARE YOU F'N BANANAS..:tease::tease:, *looking at Papa Joe and Katherine*, Can you believe this crap

AGE: Oh and here is the icing on the cake, we will put this on PAY-PER-VIEW!! How's that for you??!! I can see it now, this thing will be bigger than UFC, WWE, and Finding Nemo..

Papa Joe: Did PAY-PER-VIEW just come out of your mouth?? Are you shitting me, no for real where is ASHTON, cuz you have got to be punkin' my family right now..

Katherine: Joe, Michael calm down... *turns towards the AGE ppl*... $3mil to Michael, do you know my son makes that everytime these rinky dink artist get their music played on the radio. Where's my purse because I am about to go upside this man's head for insulting my kids like this.. Janet doesn't roll out of bed for no less than $20mil, and just because my other children haven't been in the studio since 1989 (?) doesn't mean you can insult them with that pocket change.

MJ: Mother calm down we don't want you to start throwing your purse around.. Come on now, we all know that I can get the tv stations to give me $1mil for just doing a 30min interview, hell I can get a book deal for about $10mil, and you want me and my siblings to come do a concert for chump change... BOY STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP... I hope you know you are paying the Beverly Hills Hotel for the use of this conference room..

Joe: *Joe calls the rest of his kids on phone* Ok here is what they are offering.....*5 mins later* Yeah I know, hold on I will put u all on speaker...

Jacksons: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....

Papa Joe: I know right.. This is f'n comedy..

Jermaine: I can make more than that going to different countries judging talent shows..

Michael: You guys do know that all I have to do is put the Destiny, Triumph, and Victory Tours on DVD and Blu Ray and I can make 4x the amount you are offering. You know what, I am going to the toy store, security go crank up the ride.. We out..
 
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good lord, and i thought i was being incestual by posting the "any time, any place" lyrics....those are just downright raunchy!

u need to find that song on YT,, it's the business.. that song right there will have you practicing making babies..
 
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I just don't understand how the girls MJ dated didn't become stalkers.. he would never be free of me.. lol.. stuck to him like white on rice..
that girl Melissa was crazy for leaving him
 
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ok I'm committed to this thread now, my brain can't take anymore of the other stuff tonight.


It IS hot in here, at least my place, I think my temp really did go up...too bad Ant's at home cuz I would have been OUT of here after that Janet song lmaooo too much info I know but dammit!

:blush:

anyway, on a more neutral note, what's the age range up and through here, I'm 25
 
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I just don't understand how the girls MJ dated didn't become stalkers.. he would never be free of me.. lol.. stuck to him like white on rice..
that girl Melissa was crazy for leaving him

GIRL you know none of them ever got over him :lol: not to name names, lmp, grace, karen and i mean all women around him, not dated or not

23 here!!

YAY WE ARE ALL LEGAL
 
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