Michael's Manhood Thread - 18+ (Read The First Post For Rules!)

:ROFLMAO:πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ Have these people seen Michael dancing?
But but but you don't get it, the crotch grabs, hip swings, shirt rips and sensual lyrics are totally all non-sexual! Honest! ...Because I say so!!

Just like how my massive crush on Michael is totally 100% not dirty. Not even close! We are all innocent over here, riiiiight? πŸ˜‡πŸ˜œ
 
But but but you don't get it, the crotch grabs, hip swings, shirt rips and sensual lyrics are totally all non-sexual! Honest! ...Because I say so!!

Just like how my massive crush on Michael is totally 100% not dirty. Not even close! We are all innocent over here, riiiiight? πŸ˜‡πŸ˜œ
yes, we are all angels of innocence, just enjoying a perfect piece of art ;)
 
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hm hm....yeah...
 
"innocently" licking his lips 🀣 πŸ˜‚ :ROFLMAO: .... yes, lets kiss and make it all better πŸ”₯
yes please!!! πŸ˜‚

In all seriousness, I do always sort of wonder about those moments. In the Ebony Jet interview, the licking and biting his lips (πŸ₯΅) feels innocent and mindless, like a habit, since it wasn't a televised interview whereas when he does this during his MANY award show acceptances when he is so unbelievably adorable and sexy, licking his lips, biting his lips, smiling shyly....omfg. He absolutely knows what he is doing in those moments. HE MUST.

Really, it doesn't matter either way because if nothing else it just proves (as if we need anymore proof, God help us) how naturally sexy Michael was, even when it was totally effortless! He just exuded sex!

This man. What are we all going to do with ourselves???
 
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