Michael's Manhood Thread - 18+ (Read The First Post For Rules!)

[zinniabooklover]

IIRC, this one inspired you to share your thoughts on Michael's, er, deep thrusting. Something like that, lol.

 

[staywild23]

This gif has ruined full days of my life, I'll have you know!

(I say, shocking no one).

IIRC, this one inspired you to share your thoughts on Michael's, er, deep thrusting.

The deepest thrusting.

The deepest, steadiest, most powerful, torturous, mind-bending, soul-defining, life-giving, god-seeing thrusting

I could write an entire Wikipedia page on Michael Jackson's legendary fucking thrusting (and fucking, as it were...)

Something like that, lol.

For someone who claims to not want the extremities of my dirty thoughts proven again and again, you certainly enjoy provoking me!

 

[Ana_is_applehead]

this thread seems to be unstoppable
but I'm for lol

 

[staywild23]

this thread seems to be unstoppable
but I'm for lol

When @zinniabooklover and I get into any thread together absolute madness ensues! But the photo threads, especially manhood, become truly unhinged places lol

 

[Ana_is_applehead]

When @zinniabooklover and I get into any thread together absolute madness ensues! But the photo threads, especially manhood, become truly unhinged places lol

you should always walk together
and I'll just support this madness lol

 

[zinniabooklover]

This gif has ruined full days of my life, I'll have you know!

oh, I know. That's why I keep on posting it, lol.

The deepest, steadiest, most powerful, torturous, mind-bending, soul-defining, life-giving, god-seeing thrusting

You've outdone yourself.

For someone who claims to not want the extremities of my dirty thoughts proven again and again, you certainly enjoy provoking me!

Bc it's so freakin' easy!

I could go all serious and talk about, 'hey, let's celebrate life!' bc one of my fave musicians just died. But I don't want to spoil your mood or the celebration. So let's just stick with - 'it's so freakin' easy!' Bc it is and I love that. Kills me every time.

Also, I have chocolate on standby plus I'm off to listen to a fab 80's pop song.

 

[DangerousGal91]

I want to be baptized with his sweat!

*casually writes down in the special notebook lol*

 

[staywild23]

*casually writes down in the special notebook lol*

That poor little notebook didn't know when it was milled it was destined for a life sentence of perversion, but that's what it got!

 

[DangerousGal91]

... I could honestly make a really dumb joke about "finishing early" but it sounded funnier in my head.

 

[zinniabooklover]

@DangerousGal91

Popping over here from the other thread - it reminded me of this thread I saw recently. Made me laugh:

"Michaeling" in Urban Dictionary

You can find the term "Michaeling" now in the Urban Dictionary http://m.urbandictionary.com/#define?term=Michaeling Michaeling When a Michael Jackson fan surfs the web for Michael Jackson, usually videos. It can be a hobby and the word is usually used on youtube. Sarah - "Hey, what are...

www.mjjcommunity.com

 

[Hiker]

Well, there is also Mikegasm
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mikegasm

and Mikezilla
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Mikezilla

 

[zinniabooklover]

Well, there is also Mikegasm
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mikegasm

yeah, it was the 'Mikegasm' entry that made me laugh so much.

 

[Hiker]

yeah, it was the 'Mikegasm' entry that made me laugh so much.

I don't think its a laughing matter, Its serious business.

 

[Ana_is_applehead]

Well, there is also Mikegasm
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mikegasm

and Mikezilla
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Mikezilla

developing vocabulary

 

[zinniabooklover]

Somehow I've gone from watching DSTYGE to this. I've eaten way too much sugar today. Maybe it was that ...

 

[Hiker]

Somehow I've gone from watching DSTYGE to this. I've eaten way too much sugar today. Maybe it was that ...

OMG! That self touching body roll what perfection in movement!

 

[zinniabooklover]

@staywild23

Blatantly using Manhood as a 'safe space'.

Over on the Chart Watch thread you said this:

"I bought my whole family Thriller 40 and they looked at me like "

To which I can only reply:

I seriously considered sending in a job application for the position of Temporary Seasonal Family Member - Peripheral (2nd cousin twice removed) JUST so I could be in the room when various family members opened their present from you. I wanted to see the facial expressions.

The deadline was a bit tight - plus, I couldn't really be arsed - so it never happened. But it would have been epic.

 

[zinniabooklover]

OK, let's get back on track!

 

[zinniabooklover]

I know, I know! I've posted this one a million times but I just love it so much.

 

[zinniabooklover]

 

[zinniabooklover]

'Tis the season for lovely, beautiful gifts wrapped up in gold. Here's the best of the best!

 

[zinniabooklover]

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/482870391307698704/

I need another gig photo. Especially one as beautiful as this.

 

[zinniabooklover]

 

[zinniabooklover]

 

[zinniabooklover]

 

[zinniabooklover]

I need to stop!

 

[zinniabooklover]

OK, I'm done.

 

[zinniabooklover]

OK, I lied, lol. But Michael is calling, what can I do?

 

[zinniabooklover]

 

[zinniabooklover]