Michael's Manhood Thread - 18+ (Read The First Post For Rules!)

[LinLoveMJ]

My god...what the hell is he doing to me....hfmog

 

[LinLoveMJ]

What? Its that small?? Oh....when you were in your ice bath..oookkeeee, yeah that would shrink it.

 

[DangerousGal91]

What? Its that small?? Oh....when you were in your ice bath..oookkeeee, yeah that would shrink it.

He's being humble as always, it's much bigger than that!

 

[zinniabooklover]

I've kind of lost the plot with Manhood photos. I guess this qualifies? Anyway, I think it's fab.

 

[Hiker]

I've kind of lost the plot with Manhood photos. I guess this qualifies? Anyway, I think it's fab.

Absolutely, any ITC photo qualifies, that look, dirty shirt, tight pants

 

[zinniabooklover]

Absolutely, any ITC photo qualifies, that look, dirty shirt, tight pants

Mm, and his pose. His body shape. I think we all understand his language, lol.

 

[staywild23]

I post these today in honor of myself -- the thirstiest B alive who FINALLY FINISHED GRADING!!

https://imgur.com/a/kQPHHkQ

https://imgur.com/a/T9NKs5P

https://imgur.com/a/Re8ji2t

 

[zinniabooklover]

I post these today in honor of myself -- the thirstiest B alive who FINALLY FINISHED GRADING!!

Hey, you finished quite early!

 

[staywild23]

Hey, you finished quite early!

I finished last night actually!! A whole day before they were due

 

[zinniabooklover]

OK, let's celebrate!

 

[zinniabooklover]

 

[zinniabooklover]

 

[zinniabooklover]

Bc BWT 1987 is the bomb!

 

[zinniabooklover]

Curls? Sweat? I believe these were mentioned.


And have some Break of Dawn lyrics while you're at it ...

"Hold my hand, feel the sweat, yes you’ve got me nervous yet
Let me groove, let me soothe, let me take you on a cruise
There’s imagination I bet you've never been there before
Have you ever wanted to dream about those places you’ve never known"

 

[zinniabooklover]

As per, I was looking for something and came across this old post of mine. It seems fitting to remind you of this.

I wrote:

Was just watching the video for TII and happened to glance at the comments below. Usually don't bother. This one caught my eye. Thought of you, obvs.

"Every word in this song describes Mike perfectly. What a kind and gentle soul he was. I am devastated I never got to watch him live. Luckily, my mum got to see him on his Bad tour and Dangerous tour in Cardiff. His sweat even landed on her during the Bad tour lmao."

 

[Ana_is_applehead]

As per, I was looking for something and came across this old post of mine. It seems fitting to remind you of this.

I wrote:

Was just watching the video for TII and happened to glance at the comments below. Usually don't bother. This one caught my eye. Thought of you, obvs.

"Every word in this song describes Mike perfectly. What a kind and gentle soul he was. I am devastated I never got to watch him live. Luckily, my mum got to see him on his Bad tour and Dangerous tour in Cardiff. His sweat even landed on her during the Bad tour lmao."

She's the lucky one

 

[staywild23]

Curls? Sweat? I believe these were mentioned.

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

And have some Break of Dawn lyrics while you're at it ...

"Hold my hand, feel the sweat, yes you’ve got me nervous yet
Let me groove, let me soothe, let me take you on a cruise
There’s imagination I bet you've never been there before
Have you ever wanted to dream about those places you’ve never known"

JESUS MOTHERFUCKING GOD ALMIGHTY FLING ME OFF A ROOF THROW ME IN A DITCH

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME AND WITH THOSE LYRICS

Luckily, my mum got to see him on his Bad tour and Dangerous tour in Cardiff. His sweat even landed on her during the Bad tour lmao."

You are an absolute sadist for this

 

[zinniabooklover]

 

[staywild23]

Bc BWT 1987 is the bomb!

I feel sick, I can't even breathe. This is the best day of my life lol

 

[staywild23]

I am positively ragged for this man and all he's doing is fixing his hair

 

[zinniabooklover]

For the woman who saw him on the Bad tour where his sweat landed on her? I guess *this* is how it happens. Different era, obvs, but, man, those spins he does. They are epic and I guess the end result is ... mm, I'll leave that to sw23's imagination, lol.

OK, I'm done for now!

 

[staywild23]

For the woman who saw him on the Bad tour where his sweat landed on her? I guess *this* is how it happens. Different era, obvs, but, man, those spins he does. They are epic and I guess the end result is ... mm, I'll leave that to sw23's imagination, lol.

OK, I'm done for now!

I want to be baptized with his sweat! I already worship the man, what's a little ceremonial madness to seal the deal?

^this was the least crazy thing I could say in response to this sweaty, gorgeous torture. Think about that lol.

 

[zinniabooklover]

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Oh yes!

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME AND WITH THOSE LYRICS

Because I can.

You are an absolute sadist for this

Yeah, but I'm having a blast, lol.

Len Barry sang:

"It's so easy
Like taking candy from a baby"

Fun fact - I do believe Michael owned the publishing rights to Len Barry's songs.

 

[zinniabooklover]

I am positively ragged for this man and all he's doing is fixing his hair

... and just looks so astonishingly beautiful while he's doing it. Sigh!

 

[Ana_is_applehead]

... and just looks so astonishingly beautiful while he's doing it. Sigh!

just keep breathing lol

 

[zinniabooklover]

I want to be baptized with his sweat! I already worship the man, what's a little ceremonial madness to seal the deal?

^this was the least crazy thing I could say in response to this sweaty, gorgeous torture. Think about that lol.

I haven't got the energy to respond to this as it deserves. x 3, 000, 000. That will have to do, lol.

 

[staywild23]

... and just looks so astonishingly beautiful while he's doing it. Sigh!

Astonishingly beautiful!!! Omg. His curls are agonizing. His eyes are so pure. His sweat is distilled, liquid sex. Fucking kill me.

 

[zinniabooklover]

just keep breathing lol

Yes! Listen to Ana. This is good advice.

In. Out.

oh, hang on ... this is Manhood. I'm just giving her even more ideas, lol.

 

[Ana_is_applehead]

Yes! Listen to Ana. This is good advice.

In. Out.

oh, hang on ... this is Manhood. I'm just giving her even more ideas, lol.

I can't stop my imagination

 

[staywild23]

Yes! Listen to Ana. This is good advice.

In. Out.

oh, hang on ... this is Manhood. I'm just giving her even more ideas, lol.

In. Out. Deeply.

Are we talking about breathing still? Because I don't need that. Just give me the other thing. In fact, don't even let me breathe. Should we talk about whipping again???

This conversation is the greatest tragedy of my life and IT'S NOT MY FAULT!