Chuck Norris facts

[Word Smith Sr]

Bumper, if you made up these jokes you're an artist.

 

[analogue]

Chuck Norris was born May 6,1945. The Nazis surrendered May 7, 1945. Coincidence? I think not

 

[BUMPER SNIPPET]

 

[DuranDuran]

March 10, 1940 - March 19, 2026

 

[archonten]

March 10, 1940 - March 19, 2026

Chuck Norris doesn't die; he sleeps in the ground for a little while.