Perfect example of how we all interpret things so very differently!
No offence but I can't say that any of this has ever occurred to me. And, still not meaning to be rude, these ideas have me going 'wth?'.
For me, the strength of the lyrics is in the fact that the guy actually wants his gf to keep the baby. He's not trying to force her to have an abortion and he's not going to disappear over the horizon. That makes it much more interesting to me than Madonna's Papa Don't Preach which is a decent enough song but quite predictable in the story it's telling. I'm sure lots of young women found that song very empowering but, as a story, it is not telling me anything new. Michael tells the story from the guy's point of view and inserts religious belief into it. That's wild to me. Nobody has to agree with the story but it's a brave stance to take, imo. At the very least it's thought provoking.
Isn't (or not) this song ultimately about someone snooping then judging her based on what he found? ie, "the paperwork"?
For me it really isn't. It's about a story which - quite rightly - is usually told from the woman's point of view. This time we hear what the guy has to say.
Could that explain why he doesn't seem concerned whether she was "r"
I generally don't study lyrics, I'm happy to have a general idea of what they are plus I always have my own interpretation of what they mean which doesn't always match the actual content of the lyrics. But I can't remember anything in these lyrics that suggests 'r'.
or not or whether there was health issues or whatever ...
Respectfully, I think maybe you're expecting too much from a set of lyrics for a 'pop' song. The story has to be so compressed it can't cover every single part of the drama. Obviously I'm not saying your thoughts are incorrect, I'm just not seeing this particular detail in there. It just seems a bit of a stretch to me. Then again, lyrics do take you in many different, sometimes unexpected, directions so who knows?
I initially took the song being about a man being nosey ahaha being its all about "paperwork"
moral objection: snooping then judging
I think we'll have to agree to disagree on this one. It doesn't come across to me as the guy judging her. He's distressed, imo, bc he wants them to keep the baby. He's religious, we don't know if she is but, if she is, then she's going against the teachings of her church and he's shocked by that. Maybe that's judge-y ...
You could be right in all of this. After all, the song title is Abortion
Papers. But I just don't see it like that. I can't get that interpretation to stick. It's all really interesting, though. That line 'Sister don't know,
where would she go?' - that always intrigues me. I am curious about that part of the story.
The only thing I know for sure is, Michael was a bl**dy brilliant songwriter!