Let's play a game

[MJresearcher]

One person makes a wish, the next poster grants it but corrupts it.

Example:

I wish I had a car.

Granted, but the car has no engine.

I wish I had more money.

 

[HumbleBee]

Granted, but you can only use the money to buy vintage snow globes

I wish I had some friends

 

[MJresearcher]

Granted, but none of them like MJ.

I wish I could have a lifetime supply of ice cream.

 

[Approximately]

Granted, but it is poisoned

I wish I could post in 2000 Watts

 

[valeryjackson]

Granted, but you can only post in 2000 watts for the rest of your life.

I wish i could meet Prince, Paris and Blanket

 

[alxizzle]

Granted, but they'll never want to see you again.
I wish I had a huge flatscreen TV.

 

[Approximately]

Granted, but they'll never want to see you again.
I wish I had a huge flatscreen TV.

Granted, but you can only watch lost episodes.
I wish I can have some pie!

 

[valeryjackson]

Granted but you can only have carrots pie

I wish i could go to LA

 

[Silouette]

Granted but you will have to walk. :huh:

Wish I had a better paying job.

 

[valeryjackson]

Granted but you have to work 24/7.

I wish i could have the new iphone.

 

[Approximately]

Granted, but it is already used and riddled with viruses
I wish I could get a girlfriend

 

[HumbleBee]

Granted, but her feet always stank.

I wish for more dogs.

 

[wendijane]

Granted but you can only see them in the dark.

I wish for world peace...