Michael's Manhood Thread - 18+ (Read The First Post For Rules!)

Will you be there performances are another goldmine. Sometimes I think he is "reserved" in that performance, just very lightly touches himself. But sometimes :love: he goes all out! Human Nature style! :love:🔥🎆🎇. And that white silk shirt OMG!
Yes!!!! The silk shirt is fire. Even when I saw it on the clothes rail in the little Michael Bush video I swooned.
 
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oh gawd!! Few seconds of Mikegasm right in the morning!
She does that, doesn't she? She does this to us. This is what we have to expect from sw23.

But even I enjoyed this one. I've already watched it 4 times. I was already wrestling with notions of 'Manhood threading' (not gonna say any more) and then I saw this.

See, videos like those are part of why I don't worry too much about Michael's legacy. 30+ year old people are not the ones making TikTok compilations of his sexiness! I would be shocked if they were. Which means not only does he have fans much younger than the youngest among us, but they are so passionate they are bestowing us with all these gifts!
 
Yes, I am bumping my own photo, BUT

Doesn't he just look like Golden Age of Hollywood level handsome/sexy here??

My first true celebrity crush (like where I read books, obsessively watched footage, had posters, became desperately desperate...) was James Dean, because I have never been interested in my own generation's heart throbs. And for me, with the bone structure, the glasses, the black and white...this is just all kinds of classic Hollywood hotness right here...

PS: That JD obsession lasted from when I was about 16-17. And, don't worry Michael, it never even came close to how I feel about you! 😂
 
Earlier today I had a conversation about the meaning of life and the existential value of art and creation -- what matters when the world is burning and suffering abounds? -- you know, that light after dinner kinda convo. But I realize now I've been overthinking this whole thing. The answer lies, ever so simply, in this GIF of Michael touching himself and grinding into the air like the mesmerizing stage-beast he is. I'm not sure if I've stared at this for 2 minute, 20 minutes, or 2 hours, but whichever it is, it is not enough lol.

That said, the GIF I had in mind is a close up of his crotch with one finger gently caressing it in a way that is downright pornographic, if porn could ever dream of being so hot. I want to see it again and I am loudly declaring this desire to anyone who will listen both in hopes of manifesting my own destiny, but also because I am a monster, and entirely unashamed of how much a completely clothed Michael can destroy my entire life. You know, in a good way lol.
This is from back in March, this had me laughing so hard, and I could not disagree 😂. The gif I question -
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Yay, you've returned! :) I was hoping we'd see you again!

Honestly, I LOVE it with the Jam jackets. He looks like a literal God to me lol. But I am definitely getting on board with it on its own. I really never thought I would come around to it, but I'm definitely starting to!
Aw, that’s so sweet 😭 it’s so nice to see all of you and catch up on the shenanigans here LOL

The outfit + the chain is sending me
 
Oh this was awesome! That's why I still remember. I was still trying to get comfortable with this thread 😂 what times!
awww we were such innocent lambs back then! Or...er....something. What a different world! I never expected that this would become the safest place on the internet for me 😂
 
awww we were such innocent lambs back then! Or...er....something. What a different world! I never expected that this would become the safest place on the internet for me 😂
*starts singing oops...i did it again* :ROFLMAO:

Oh the innocence...my word we've turned into these cheeky little devils lol ;)
 
Oh the innocence...my word we've turned into these cheeky little devils lol ;)
LOL actually I'm not sure how innocent I ever was. When I read that post of mine Hiker reshared, I was completely insane. I was sort of shocked at how intensely insane I was early on when you all didn't even know me yet! I mean...was that before our first watch party even?!!!

Whatever 🤷‍♀️ with Michael it's just inevitable.
 
LOL actually I'm not sure how innocent I ever was. When I read that post of mine Hiker reshared, I was completely insane. I was sort of shocked at how intensely insane I was early on when you all didn't even know me yet! I mean...was that before our first watch party even?!!!

Whatever 🤷‍♀️ with Michael it's just inevitable.
It sure was lol!

There's no turning away from him lol
 
But here's the thing. I've been listening to LIML for quite a while. Couple of years? Something like that. Very ballad-y, very R&B so not my usual thing but a lovely song. Also, I don't like duets but this one is fine. So I'm loving the song and it doesn't get played loads but, you know, decent. Gets played a decent amount. I know the song well.
OK, let me address my moment of madness and then I can move on. Yes, it was me that declared, brazenly and apparently unashamedly, that LIML is a duet. I just put it out there, didn't I?

My excuse is, I had lost my mind. I'd been listening to LIML in a different way and my brain was shredded so, you know, what can I say? Michael does this to me, he kills my thinking power. Bear in mind, this is what I wrote BEFORE I heard the extended version as recommended by sw23. Can you imagine the nonsense I would have come out with if I had posted *after* I heard that version? Sheesh!

I've been on a two day break from LIML. Sometimes self-preservation has to take priority.

Thank you, ladies. Thank you for your patience!
 
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OK, let me address my moment of madness and then I can move on. Yes, it was me that declared, brazenly and apparently unashamedly, that LIML is a duet. I just put it out there, didn't I?

My excuse is, I had lost my mind. I'd been listening to LIML in a different way and my brain was shredded so, you know, what can I say? Michael does this to me, he kills my thinking power. Bear in mind, this is what I wrote BEFORE I heard the extended version as recommended by sw23. Can you imaging the nonsense I would have come out with if I had posted *after* I heard that version? Sheesh!

I've been on a two day break from LIML. Sometimes self-preservation has to take priority.

Thank you, ladies. Thank you for your patience!
Oh it's understandable! LIML can mess up even for malt dignified and sensible among us! Especially the extended version... I want to know your thoughts on that one. I really do!
 
Woke up in a BAD mood, you know, just
like every other day! 😉


I have never in my life been attracted to a man in a letterman jacket but with Michael, I would give it all away... 🥵


This pic is so well know but I wish it had been the cover of the album!!! It's the smile for me. No, wait, it's the body language! He's shy. He's our adorable, shy, bashful guy with the smile that destroys everything in its path, and the sexy AF aesthetic... I would like to be legally betrothed to this photo.


Sigh... the best for last...

ladies, I can't give a reasonable explanation for why this was maybe the 2nd or 3rd thing I saw upon opening my eyes this morning, but it was. And it has torn me to shreds. This is another "light me on fire" moment, Michael. Burn me to a crisp!!

No, seriously. This man makes me lose all sense of reality. He is too sexy to exist in the normal world. I die, I die, I diiiiiiiie 🥵 🥵 🥵

PS: HIP THRUSTS
 
I have never in my life been attracted to a man in a letterman jacket but with Michael, I would give it all away...
You couldn't know this but this little statement has made me feel ever so slightly melancholy. Just yesterday I was listening to a song I love but hardly ever hear or play. 'Giving It All Away' by Roger Daltrey. Gorgeous song. Anyway, haven't heard it for, literally, a decade or more. Got it on a compilation. The lyrics and vocal delivery are both very poignant but this time it made me think about Michael. And you've just reminded me.

I'm not having a go at you, just to be clear. I'm just now feeling quite thoughtful and slightly pensive.


This pic is so well know but I wish it had been the cover of the album!!! It's the smile for me. No, wait, it's the body language! He's shy. He's our adorable, shy, bashful guy with the smile that destroys everything in its path, and the sexy AF aesthetic... I would like to be legally betrothed to this photo.
Love this photo but still say, as I always do, that they should have used the black lace photo. I will always see that as such a missed opportunity. Truly, I love him in this outfit but the black lace photo ... omg!
 
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I prefer it in b&w but this'll do nicely. I've heard all the arguments for and against this photo but, hey, I'm a punk. I'm always gonna lean towards the option that goes against the grain.

Did this get used for some reissue thing? I never see those things so I don't know. I think it did get used on something, eventually.
 
You couldn't know this but this little statement has made me feel ever so slightly melancholy. Just yesterday I was listening to a song I love but hardly ever hear or play. 'Giving It All Away' by Roger Daltrey. Gorgeous song. Anyway, haven't heard it for, literally, a decade or more. Got it on a compilation. The lyrics and vocal delivery are both very poignant but this time it made me think about Michael. And you've just reminded me.

I'm not having a go at you, just to be clear. I'm just now feeling quite thoughtful and slightly pensive.

Oh, that's so strange! I'm sorry my comment triggered that reminder. I ended up looking up the lyrics and listening to the song and it is beautiful. I can see why it made you think of Michael, though I'm not sure I would have gone there without listening to it many times first, or being in a certain mind frame about Michael to begin with. But I absolutely see it!

The title and some of the lyrics made me think of "I Threw It All Away" by Bob Dylan, which is fundamentally a very different song than this lol.

Love this photo but still say, as I always do, that they should have used the black lace photo. I will always see that as such a missed opportunity. Truly, I love him in this outfit but the black lace photo ... omg!
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I prefer it in b&w but this'll do nicely. I've heard all the arguments for and against this photo but, hey, I'm a punk. I'm always gonna lean towards the option that goes against the grain.

Did this get used for some reissue thing? I never see those things so I don't know. I think it did get used on something, eventually.

I also love this black lace photo! I wouldn't mind this as a cover and I think it would be amazing as a Bad 40 reissue (assuming they do such a thing). I would love to see Michael's original vision for it honored. His eyes are so arresting in this photo too. Omg.

Regarding the photo I shared, after I wrote that I actually thought it would work much better as a back cover than a front cover. I can just imagine that photo with the track list to the left, or right of it. It would be gorgeous.

I remember as a kid and teenager whenever I would get a new CD, I would lie on my stomach on my bed and just stare at the album - every picture, read all the lyrics, just soak in the entire aesthetic while listening to the whole CD. If I had been into Michael back then, I probably would have done this x10. If I saw that photo on the back cover of Bad, I would probably have never left my room again lol.
 
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A BAD PHOTO BEING TOO BIG OMG

I would like to plaster photos of Bad Michael across my entire world! Wrap every single thing in my vision in Bad era gift wrap and call it a day.


Oh, you've got me obsessing over Bad photos now, lol. I prefer this one to the album version.
I'm heading to a family event soon, but if I come back and you have gone mad posting Bad era photos all over the picture threads, I will not complain. In fact, I will rejoice to the high heavens! I will fall to my knees in gratitude!

No pressure, or anything.... 😂

PS: GIVE ME A BAD RAMPAGE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO IT PLEASE
 
The title and some of the lyrics made me think of "I Threw It All Away" by Bob Dylan, which is fundamentally a very different song than this lol.
Oh, I might go and listen to this. Just before I came online I was listening to 'The Death of Emmett Till'. Powerful stuff from Bob. That was adding to the melancholy mood, as you can imagine. I seem to be having a 'Bob' day.

I also love this black lace photo! I wouldn't mind this as a cover and I think it would be amazing as a Bad 40 reissue (assuming they do such a thing). I would love to see Michael's original vision for it honored. His eyes are so arresting in this photo too. Omg.
Agree. I know the argument is, the black lace photo makes him look too feminine, but I think he looks quite badass cos his stare is so intense. Not gangster badass, obvs, but there is a real intensity there which I love.

Regarding the photo I shared, after I wrote that I actually thought it would work much better as a back cover than a front cover. I can just imagine that photo with the track list to the left, or right of it. It would be gorgeous.
Definitely. A back cover for that photo would be awesome. And certainly from the graphic design point of view, yeah, totally would work. They should have done that.

I remember as a kid and teenager whenever I would get a new CD, I would lie on my stomach on my bed and just stare at the album - every picture, read all the lyrics, just soak in the entire aesthetic while listening to the whole CD. If I had been into Michael back then, I probably would have done this x10. If I saw that photo on the back cover of Bad, I would probably have never left my room again lol.
I don't multi-task so I never did this while listening but, yeah, I loved doing this type of thing. That is one way that vinyl was always superior to CD's because there was so much more space for the photos, lyrics, sleeve notes etc. You really could immerse yourself in it. I love CD's cos they have a better shelf life than vinyl and take up less space. But from the graphic design point of view, they suck. Nothing was ever the same. When everything had to shrink down like that, ugh, so sad. Doesn't really work. Better than nothing but, nah, not nearly as good as a 12". That said, in this day and age of streaming, CD booklets are precious. I don't access my music online (so old-school). I need my CD's. I need little booklets.
 
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Fair point.

I would like to plaster photos of Bad Michael across my entire world! Wrap every single thing in my vision in Bad era gift wrap and call it a day.
:ROFLMAO:

I'm heading to a family event soon, but if I come back and you have gone mad posting Bad era photos all over the picture threads, I will not complain. In fact, I will rejoice to the high heavens! I will fall to my knees in gratitude!

No pressure, or anything.... 😂
Oh, I hadn't even thought of that. I just meant I was going mad for the album photo - shoot photos. But you've got me thinking, now.

PS: GIVE ME A BAD RAMPAGE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO IT PLEASE
Hm ... I was leaning towards mature Michael but now I'm not so sure. I need to lift my mood away from poor little Emmett Till. Not because he should be forgotten. Never. Never ever. But I've done a fair bit of honouring him and remembering him today and I need to return to the present day. And the present day can always use more Bad photos.
 
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