Michael's Manhood Thread - 18+ (Read The First Post For Rules!)

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Dang it!!

I just broke one of my New Year resolutions. I was going to refrain from quoting mad, Manhood staywildisms. But I feel I must quote this one I just came across - I'm actually looking for one of my top b&w photos, no luck so far.

Anyway, sw23 said this last summer:

"Also, just in general. I'm drowning in my own lunacy over here."

Hopefully it's not just me who appreciates the madness, Manhood-ness and general staywild - ness of this statement. :D
 

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Dang it!!

I just broke one of my New Year resolutions. I was going to refrain from quoting mad, Manhood staywildisms. But I feel I must quote this one I just came across - I'm actually looking for one of my top b&w photos, no luck so far.

Anyway, sw23 said this last summer:

"Also, just in general. I'm drowning in my own lunacy over here."

Hopefully it's not just me who appreciates the madness, Manhood-ness and general staywild - ness of this statement. :D
That's it, you are going to Michael jail!! 👮‍♀️ 🚨

LOL in all seriousness though, what an odd New Year's resolution. 🤣 I'd probably fail after 3 seconds already, heck most likely even less than that! I kinda wonder what the purpose of it was, lol. Because you are here forever! 😈
 

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That's it, you are going to Michael jail!! 👮‍♀️ 🚨
Lots of time for daydreaming.

<starts singing Paramore songs>

LOL in all seriousness though, what an odd New Year's resolution.
Not really. Makes perfect sense to me.

🤣 I'd probably fail after 3 seconds already, heck most likely even less than that! I kinda wonder what the purpose of it was, lol.
I'm spring cleaning. Bookmarks. Headspace. Books and newspapers - oh, no! That bit isn't going so well, lol.
 

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Anyway, sw23 said this last summer:
Bless you, resident archivist 😍

"Also, just in general. I'm drowning in my own lunacy over here."
hence being dead forever, as I so often am!

Hopefully it's not just me who appreciates the madness, Manhood-ness and general staywild - ness of this statement. :D

I appreciate being reminded of my past madness. Especially since I am so dignified now....

DO YOU HEAR THAT MJ?!?!!

I AM NOW DIGNIFIED & CLASSY & WILL YOU JUST MARRY ME PLZ & THX
 

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But we do love it. At least, I do. I have, in fact, expired with mirth. This post is a mirage. I'm dead. I'm gone!

Should I be offended that the very thought of me being a dignified woman of the world -- a woman with class, self-preservation, and dignity in tact -- has you in stitches?!?

PS: I'm not.
PPS: BUT SHOULD I BE?!
PPPS: #michaelmarryme
 

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Lots of time for daydreaming.

<starts singing Paramore songs>
🤔 It seems I need to make the punishment a little bit stricter... I will ponder about this!!
Not really. Makes perfect sense to me.
🤣 Well maybe to you, lol. I'm already garbage, so I might as well just roll with it!
I'm spring cleaning. Bookmarks. Headspace. Books and newspapers - oh, no! That bit isn't going so well, lol.
Too much Michael-archiving too, then? 🤔 Lol please never stop doing that though, I and many others enjoy it!!
 

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Too much Michael-archiving too, then?
No, that's just sw23's inflated ideas of what I actually do. I'm usually looking for something - which I usually don't find - and I get distracted easily. sw calls it archiving. It's really just random madness.

I still haven't found my b&w photo from yesterday. I can find a colour version but I don't want that.

I NEED THE B&W VERSION!

goddammit!
 

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No, that's just sw23's inflated ideas of what I actually do.
excuse me, but I don't have inflated ideas about ANYTHING!!! How dare you.

I'm usually looking for something - which I usually don't find - and I get distracted easily. sw calls it archiving. It's really just random madness.

I still haven't found my b&w photo from yesterday. I can find a colour version but I don't want that.

I NEED THE B&W VERSION!

goddammit!
I adore you.
 

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I am in public. I am "working." I am without headphones, so my computer is muted.

I scroll Twitter and see this:





And suddenly, I am in public, but I am hyperventilating, writhing around my seat like some kind of lusty nightmare. I only survived 51 seconds before wanting to throw my laptop across the room and hit the cool, collected guy sitting 5 feet away from me square in the face. Sorry, guy. It's not your fault.

51 SILENT seconds. My stomach is a swirly mess.

Michael, I am not dignified. But can I please still be in your harem of wives in the after life? Because, like, I'll earn my keep. Somehow. Anyhow.
 

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And suddenly, I am in public, but I am hyperventilating, writhing around my seat like some kind of lusty nightmare. I only survived 51 seconds before wanting to throw my laptop across the room and hit the cool, collected guy sitting 5 feet away from me square in the face. Sorry, guy. It's not your fault.
Opened APOM in public!!! no no no no! Poor you :eek:

that clip is Oh. My. God.
 

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Opened APOM in public!!! no no no no! Poor you :eek:
RIGHT?!?! I didn't even seek this out on purpose! I was literally scrolling and there it was. And of course, I was instantly transfixed. It was like time stood still. I couldn't move; I couldn't look away. I could only stare in joyful agony.

that clip is Oh. My. God.

Oh my God in the purest, truest form...

 

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Originally posted by KgB in 2021 on Gold Pants thread. Original caption:
"UM GUYS --- I....did it just.......
for research purposes I urgently need to know what show this was LOLOL."

Image and comment posted purely on an FYI basis. I'm sure everyone is *much* too busy just now to be scrutinising this, lol.

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@filmandmusic

Bumping this rather than re-posting so you have the option of not opening it up. I have no idea what is happening in this gif and take no responsibility for it. I am a reporter, I can only report on what I find, lol.

But you did say this over on another thread. Which kinda planted the idea in my head ...

MJ has a lot of male fans and that has nothing to do with us finding him attractive. We just fall for his macho dance moves, belts, jackets and curls :p

Mikezilla is scary because he clearly wants to take the spotlights, he has a very mischievous character or he just tries to escape the suffocating cramped environment he is trapped in, poor fella.
 

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This proves my point, it are not Michael's hips moving it is mikezilla doing the moving
I'm not sure why I am involved in this though :unsure:
you are quite a regular on Michael's manhood related threads. Just accept it, you cannot escape admiring his sexiness!
 

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you are quite a regular on Michael's manhood related threads. Just accept it, you cannot escape admiring his sexiness!
Because you simply can't stop looking. 😜 If you really didn't wanna be here, you wouldn't even open the thread! :ROFLMAO:
I must have been hacked, I don’t remember any of it!
Hm, so you did look?
I promise I will never, ever do this again.
As you were! :D
I looked, something got jealous and then I went away
 
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