Michael's Manhood Thread - 18+ (Read The First Post For Rules!)

oh, if we're doing old faves!

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Dammit, I just said I wasn't coming in here...

I'm a weak, pathetic plebe. I am a plebe for him!!!
hang about, lady! You JUST said you were going to stay away from Manhood. What are you like?

Don't answer, lol.

HOW IN THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES THIS CALM YOU DOWN!!?!?!?!?!?!!! 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
It's a good question. There are funding applications being drawn up right now so science peeps can study this.

In the meantime, I am taking the 5th*

*I feel obliged to point out that over here in the UK I am pretty sure we use the concept of the 5th amendment incorrectly but it sounds so cool we just keep on doing it, lol.
 
HOW IN THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES THIS CALM YOU DOWN!!?!?!?!?!?!!! 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

Dammit, I just said I wasn't coming in here...

I'm a weak, pathetic plebe. I am a plebe for him!!!
Please stay here, staywild! Forever, if you will!! :devilish:

(No seriously, it's extra fun with you around!! I keep saying this but that's because it's TRUE! Yes I know, life stuff, BUT STILL!!!)
 
I often like to flag up the many wonderful contributions @staywild23 has made to the English language and, specifically, to the Michael / Manhood lexicon. However, @MacMandy90 has also done sterling work in this regard and today I was reminded of one of her finest moments.

I was searching for Cyndi Lauper and was led to Manhood (wtf?) and this comment from MM90. I hereby declare MM90 to be a National Treasure.

My god woman...I have died and respawned again and again! 🥵 *keep it together agent lol*

Helpful FYI - MM90 was responding to this gif:

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