Murray U: Now Accepting Applications! (Some Restrictions Apply)

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The Campus:

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Located in the scenic Los Angeles County Jail.

Opportunities for Enhancement:

-Learn great new vocabulary terms such as "involuntary manslaughter" and "criminal negligence"
-Get life advice from someone whose poor life choices landed him where he is today
-Acquire a convicted killer as a mentor
-Expose yourself to relevant works of literature such as The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
-And much more!

Some of the offered elective courses:

-How to Tune Your Instrument with guest instructor Nicole Alvarez
-How to butcher a British Accent with guest instructor Nicole Alvarez
-How to go from Hitting the Pole to Having It All (and then losing it all) with guest instructor Nicole Alvarez
-Do's and Don'ts of the Witness Stand with guest instructor Nicole Alvarez
-How to Lose a Case in 30 Days with long-distance guest instructor Edward Chernoff
-How to Keep Your Bald Spot Shiny with Professor Murray and guest instructor Narej Gourgian
-Da Troot: A Journey of Self-Delusion with Professor Murray

Who Qualifies?

Due to extenuating circumstances, Murray U is only able to select a certain type of pupil. In order to qualify for this great university program, you must be a current inmate of the Los Angeles County Jail, and be in close proximity to Professor Murray's cell.

APPLY TODAY!

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Does anyone else get the feeling that this chick doesn't really have any touch of reality? I mean the way she speaks is as if she wasn't aware that Conrat dear killed the biggest star on the planet. She behaves as if he had comitted some white collar crime.
 
Does anyone else get the feeling that this chick doesn't really have any touch of reality? I mean the way she speaks is as if she wasn't aware that Conrat dear killed the biggest star on the planet. She behaves as if he had comitted some white collar crime.

Well, whether or not he was the biggest star on the planet should be of no relevance to the facts. The fact of the matter is Murray, through his negligence, took a human life. Michael's life isn't worth any more or any less than any other human life in the objective eyes of the law, and that's what we ought to be focusing on when we provide statements of this sort. Otherwise, we sound like 'crazy fans' who wouldn't care at all if Murray had killed any other person, which is simply not true.

But yes, you're right. She does have a very faux air about her, and she doesn't seem to grasp the gravity of her boyfriend's crime. I don't think it's quite sinked in her brain that this bloke took a person's life. It's not an everyday offence... but I think in the end she and Conrat are made of the very same stuff--money over human life.
 
Well, whether or not he was the biggest star on the planet should be of no relevance to the facts. The fact of the matter is Murray, through his negligence, took a human life. Michael's life isn't worth any more or any less than any other human life in the objective eyes of the law, and that's what we ought to be focusing on when we provide statements of this sort. Otherwise, we sound like 'crazy fans' who wouldn't care at all if Murray had killed any other person, which is simply not true.

But yes, you're right. She does have a very faux air about her, and she doesn't seem to grasp the gravity of her boyfriend's crime. I don't think it's quite sinked in her brain that this bloke took a person's life. It's not an everyday offence... but I think in the end she and Conrat are made of the very same stuff--money over human life.

I agree with you. No matter who he killed, he took a human life.

Nicole Alvarez:ph34r:
She seems to be very proud of her "boyfriend"! Her IMDb still shows: Trivia: Girlfriend of Dr. Conrad Murray, the physician hired to tend Michael Jackson.

She should update it to Girlfriend of Dr. Conrad Murray, the physician who killed Michael Jackson and now serve times in jail for it.
 
^^That is something I notice about wives/girl friends of criminals in prison--they talk about their mate as though the crime is minor. I do not know if this is due to the fact that they still love them and are still couples, but they act as though the crime is of no consequence and smile and speak in an upbeat manner and even sound proud of their guys.
 
I want to leave a quick comment here,
I know what he done to Michael cannot be forgave or condoned in anyway, shape or form but I don't have any hate him anymore, I just feel sorry for him when he does in fact get out of jail. I am calling it right now, Someone or a "superfan" is going to end up doing some damage to him when he does get out and I hope it's no one from here or any other fan website.

My anger and hate towards him has now changed to feeling sorry for him.
This is my opinion!
 
I want to leave a quick comment here,
I know what he done to Michael cannot be forgave or condoned in anyway, shape or form but I don't have any hate him anymore, I just feel sorry for him when he does in fact get out of jail. I am calling it right now, Someone or a "superfan" is going to end up doing some damage to him when he does get out and I hope it's no one from here or any other fan website.

My anger and hate towards him has now changed to feeling sorry for him.
This is my opinion!

Interesting. I do not have that deep emotion called hate for Muarry, but I certainly do not feel sorry for him either. I still believe that he knew he committed a crime, but refuses to own up to it, partly because he cares little for Michael and the impact his crime has on others excluding himself. As a result, my feelings for him is one of contempt, disdain, and revulsion.
 
Damn, that lady is... something else, to say the least. I like her hair though, lol. And about Murrat. I don't even have any feelings towards him he just isn't in my thoughts ever, until I see something with his name on it I just don't think about the man and he doesn't deserve to be thought of by anybody, he's just nothing.
 
I do not have that deep emotion called hate for Muarry, but I certainly do not feel sorry for him either. I still believe that he knew he committed a crime, but refuses to own up to it, partly because he cares little for Michael and the impact his crime has on others excluding himself. As a result, my feelings for him is one of contempt, disdain, and revulsion.

I agree. I will never feel sorry for Murray. Because he knew alot better than to do what he did on that terrible day. He didn't care at all for Michael's well-being. And in my opinion, he made things worse by blaming Michael for everything. I feel nothing but anger, bitterness and complete disgust for him. I will never feel any different about him. That's all.
 
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