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The Lion is talking on the mobile
- Yes, yes, honey – goes the lion – I'll be home soon. What am I doing right now? I'm hangin' out with the bull havin' a beer. Are we done yet? Yes, almost, I'll be there shortly. What should I buy? Yes, alright, I'll stop by the supermarket before I get home.
The lion turns the phone off and the bull starts to laugh out loud
- But how is it possible? Your wife called ya and you tell her: yes, I'll be done now, I'll be home quickly, I'll buy everything. Can't you hit the table with your fist like “I'm the male, the king of the jungle” and end the discussion?
To which the lion replies
- Brotha, don't get mixed up and confunk things! Your wife is the cow, MINE is the LIONESS!