The One With The Unimpressed Girl
* Sarah is enjoying a meal with her friend(Eva) at the restaurant. She catches Michael walking in and decides to tease him*.
Sarah : *points and whispers* "Michael!"
Eva : :wild:
Sarah : "Hush! No time for that!"
*Michael sits at the table behind them*
Sarah : "Did you see that Michael Jackson concert on tv?"
*Michael listens attentively*
Eva : *whispers* "What are you doing?!? He's right there!! :bugeyed"
Sarah : "Yes you're so right! It looked like he was dosed up on sugar he was so hyper!!"
Eva : :doh:
Sarah : "Half the time I was like dude have you even rehearsed??? :mello: The whole time he was either hyper or looked like he made everything up on the spot :hysterical: "
Michael : :bugeyed
Eva : "If you don't stop this I'm outta here.."
Sarah : "Oh my! You think the crotch grab is overrated too?? Like seriously, d'ya think that's SEXY??"
Michael : *under breath* "Bitch tryina kill my swagger..."
Sarah : "...and so as I was watching I was thinking...why are these girls going mad?? MC Hammer is more talented!!"
Eva : "STFU! :doh::doh:"
Michael : *thinking* "If I scream at her the press are gonna get me..."
Sarah : " Half the time I wonder how he gets girls!!"
*MICHAEL LOSES IT AND MOONWALKS OVER*
Michael : "Okay That is IT! I've had it up to HERE *points to above head* with you lady! :angry: If you think you can moonwalk, spin, crotch grab and slide better than me just go outside and try it and try to lit up the sidewalk damn it!! :evil::evil: Lord have mercy! Sitting here at your posh lil restaurant tryina bring me down!"
Eva : :mello::mello::mello::mello:
Michael : "Don't you look at me like that!!"
Sarah : :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Michael : "You think this is funny?!?! You wanna take this outside? Forget it let's take it HOME! Let's take it INSIDE!!"
Sarah : "We are inside!"
Michael : "Outside then shamone!!"
Sarah : :blush:
Michael : "Ahhhhh...so now you are SCARED! :tease:"
Sarah : "Damn baby you're so fine when you're mad...:wub::wub::wub:"
Michael : :blush:
Eva : :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
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