These Are My Confessions

noticed what?
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I was missing?????

Oh My god!!

did someone report it?

where did I go? did I get kidnapped? I bet I got kidnapped.... I bet that weird guy that stalked me kidnapped me and tried to take me back to his evil lab for bizarre experiements.... did that happen? Oh I bet it did I bet he took my foot off and replaced it with a stump of wood!!! I bet that happened! I bet he pickled my foot for later Oh no why oh why did he take my foot!! I'll never be able to play football again! Oh gosh what if he did something else sinister!!!!

maybe he had my organs removed...... maybe I have gills now instead of lungs!!! I suppose that will be alright when I go swimming but ... what about above water... oh my god i'm having trouble breathing...

it's my gills!!! I need to get into some water before I suffocate!!!!

*looks around frantically*

oh this is terrible quick someone feel my pulse!!


oh dear how will I be able to type if I have to go into water to breathe??


*starts to shake with panic*









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:lol: heh heh

glad ya noticed Helen :p
 
I confess I slipped out of church Easter Sunday and had coffee & donuts at the diner nextdoor and then slipped back in at the end of the service.

Shameful. I know. :no:
 
:lol: no somethin better i admire. :innocent:

I confess my feelings are as strong for him as before. :banghead
 
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