These Are My Confessions

I confess: The real true reason why I went only on two dates with one guy and didn't call him back after that was that he reminded me of a transsexual from my work I couldn't imagine taking that relation ship any further and that he just wast that interesting to me.

I haven't changed my sheets in weeks, probably months. And my dog sleeps in the same bed.
 
I haven't been in this forum in a while. Looks like fun. I'm going to come more often.

Here are my confessions.

-I don't like my job

-I'm not a people person

-can be a b***h if pushed

-I'm a generous peson, all though I'm not a people person (I know I know. Don't make sense. But I'm a Leo, and Leos are generous. At least most of the time)

-I fell inlove with a gay dude (he says he's bi but I don't believe it).

-I eat my mom's candy without telling her.

-I take a s**t like everyday

-with all the gold that I dug out my nose, you'd think I'd be rich.

-I like leading guys on. Then when they become interested, I tell them I'm not.

-I hate bananas

-I would like to get married, but I don't want kids

- love my sister (I really do), but sometimes I think she's an oreo.

-I feel guilty and embarrassed about typing all of this.

That's it. That wasn't easy.
 
I confess that I'm only writing in this thread so I can bump it. :D
 
Alright I confess...I plan to commader this ship, take up with a crew from Tortuga, and pillage my miserable black guts out...

**Pauses**

No! Wait that's not my confession! That belongs to Captain Jack Sparrow...Ok ok here's my real confession...

I'm actually the world's first ambiguously gay pirate...

DAMN IT! That's Jack Sparrow too...

**Scratches head**

Gimme a sec I have to think of my own confession. It might be a while.
 
Originally posted by MichaelsBabyAngel@Dec 24 2005, 10:36 PM
I Confess life is goin good right now
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Good to hear :) :flowers:

I confess I have nothing to confess right now :p
 
Originally posted by ~*White Chocolate*~@Dec 18 2005, 08:36 PM
Alright I confess...I plan to commader this ship, take up with a crew from Tortuga, and pillage my miserable black guts out...

**Pauses**

No!  Wait that's not my confession!  That belongs to Captain Jack Sparrow...Ok ok here's my real confession...

I'm actually the world's first ambiguously gay pirate...

DAMN IT!  That's Jack Sparrow too...

**Scratches head**

Gimme a sec I have to think of my own confession.  It might be a while.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
I confess every time something good happens it makes me miss michael, and then it all dnt feel right as if something becomes missing...
 
I confess, I'm about ready to throw this damn computer off the damn Balcony!!!!!!!!!! Its soooooooo slow..............
 
Alright I confess...I plan to commader this ship, take up with a crew from Tortuga, and pillage my miserable black guts out...

Heck ya! :sarmoti :lol: :doh:



I confess.....I'm bored and I'm bumping this thread for the fun of it.......also so that I can say I've actually posted in this one. *shrugs*
 
I confess that I think Vincent D'onofrio is one hot mofo


i second that

:lol: :lol: :lol:

He's a really good character actor! He was in Ed Wood with Johnny Depp and he played the psychopath in the J. Lo flick "The Cell", plus he's been in like fifty or so films...those were the first two I could think of off the top of my head. And he's on one of the Law and Order shows now too. I don't know why but his eyes and everything...I mean DAYUM!!!! :mez: He looks different in like every film he's been in. And plus he has this whole attitude like, "I don't give a F*&^(K about Hollywood, they can kiss my ass..." type thing going on. Kinda like how Johnny Depp feels...He can act his ass off. He just oozes charisma and charm. I even got my mum thinking he looks fine. LOL! Yes...Yes I AM that good. Hehehe. :p
 
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