Appleheads!

so you have impressed the co-worker with your ability to multi-task :shifty:

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now, let's remember, you've just moved to the city and you're at your new job for just 5 weeks now and your boss

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is a highly respected man who works with kids and you two have been leaving each other post-it's at the watering hole

the co-worker

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requests you join him on an autobiographical documentary he's about to shoot

OLD CAREER OR NEW CAREER??
 
:clapping::clapping::clapping:im very glad your back, cause your siggy just does something to me :ph34r:!

although myas says you can go to hell :nana:

back the **** away from my siggy hoe, go sniff around gitm mike.

and myas, i'll meet you there baby, tell me how it is!
 
so you have impressed the co-worker with your ability to multi-task :shifty:

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now, let's remember, you've just moved to the city and you're at your new job for just 5 weeks now and your boss

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is a highly respected man who works with kids and you two have been leaving each other post-it's at the watering hole

the co-worker

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requests you join him on an autobiographical documentary he's about to shoot

OLD CAREER OR NEW CAREER??


i go out on short term fmla.. do the documentary man and then return to my job after thats all done :naughty: yes i cheated but i dont care :evil:
 
so you have impressed the co-worker with your ability to multi-task :shifty:

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now, let's remember, you've just moved to the city and you're at your new job for just 5 weeks now and your boss

michael-jackson-beautiful-smile_1.jpg


is a highly respected man who works with kids and you two have been leaving each other post-it's at the watering hole

the co-worker

Mikeinatank.jpg


requests you join him on an autobiographical documentary he's about to shoot

OLD CAREER OR NEW CAREER??

Myas~omg i see nipple stay at my old job
 
so you have impressed the co-worker with your ability to multi-task :shifty:

23sm1i.jpg


now, let's remember, you've just moved to the city and you're at your new job for just 5 weeks now and your boss

michael-jackson-beautiful-smile_1.jpg


is a highly respected man who works with kids and you two have been leaving each other post-it's at the watering hole

the co-worker

Mikeinatank.jpg


requests you join him on an autobiographical documentary he's about to shoot

OLD CAREER OR NEW CAREER??

oh damn, this is a toughie...cuz respectable dude won't want to JOIN us, so it'd have to be a choice...on the ONE hand, i KNOW how epic coworker was...the things he could do with popcorn....GOTDAMN, I SAY GOTDAMN.....still have kernels in unmentionable places....

but boss man is so sweet and owns the company and cares for the kids....BUT it's only a matter of time before he finds the tape with the twins and coworker and that will NOT FLY.....so, i'll go for this new adventure of the "documentary" and hope it sells well...then i can horizotally dance the dream!
 
oh damn, this is a toughie...cuz respectable dude won't want to JOIN us, so it'd have to be a choice...on the ONE hand, i KNOW how epic coworker was...the things he could do with popcorn....GOTDAMN, I SAY GOTDAMN.....still have kernels in unmentionable places....

but boss man is so sweet and owns the company and cares for the kids....BUT it's only a matter of time before he finds the tape with the twins and coworker and that will NOT FLY.....so, i'll go for this new adventure of the "documentary" and hope it sells well...then i can horizotally dance the dream!

:hysterical: :hysterical:

THIS IS MY MAIN CORNCOB RIGHT HERE :hysterical:
 
the documentary is a 'blue film' :cough: lol, there's no going back!


@myas CHICKEN!!!!!! :lol: but understandable.. ^_^


ok so if i cant pull the fmla card.. then i stay with the old job.. cause i already had the co worker :lol: all about trying new stuff :naughty:

although this is gonna be tough to pass up
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now, word around town is leaking out regardless if you agreed to the documentary or not, people are hearing things but they can't confirm.

this fly mofo right her rolls up to you one evening while you are walking to blockbuster

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"hey, there."

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"haven't i seen you in films?"

you blush.

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"you're so pretty, i bet you are. you're a model, right?"

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"i make movies. this is my partner."

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"we're looking for a co-star. you want in?"

GET SUCKED INTO POTENTIALLY BLUE CAREER AGAIN OR WALK ON TO BLOCKBUSTER TO RENT "MUST LOVE DOGS" AGAIN??
 
now, word around town is leaking out regardless if you agreed to the documentary or not, people are hearing things but they can't confirm.

this fly mofo right her rolls up to you one evening while you are walking to blockbuster

fight-club.jpg


"hey, there."

bradpitt.jpg


"haven't i seen you in films?"

you blush.

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"you're so pretty, i bet you are. you're a model, right?"

BradPittPicture.jpg


"i make movies. this is my partner."

jackson%20in%20bangkok.jpg


"we're looking for a co-star. you want in?"

GET SUCKED INTO POTENTIALLY BLUE CAREER AGAIN OR WALK ON TO BLOCKBUSTER TO RENT "MUST LOVE DOGS" AGAIN??


myas~i wouldn't let him put that **** anywhere near me. I don't care that his parnter is fly as f*ck gold thong wearin danergous boy....answer hell no*
 
now, word around town is leaking out regardless if you agreed to the documentary or not, people are hearing things but they can't confirm.

this fly mofo right her rolls up to you one evening while you are walking to blockbuster

fight-club.jpg


"hey, there."

bradpitt.jpg


"haven't i seen you in films?"

you blush.

brad-pitt-sexy.jpg


"you're so pretty, i bet you are. you're a model, right?"

BradPittPicture.jpg


"i make movies. this is my partner."

jackson%20in%20bangkok.jpg


"we're looking for a co-star. you want in?"

GET SUCKED INTO POTENTIALLY BLUE CAREER AGAIN OR WALK ON TO BLOCKBUSTER TO RENT "MUST LOVE DOGS" AGAIN??

i wouldn't survive the night. i'd DO it because it would fulfill my every wish and dream ever to have existed, but it would be my last official night on earth so i hope they capture the epicness that is me on film, because after that it's a collectors item!!!

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hallelujah
 
i wouldn't survive the night. i'd DO it because it would fulfill my every wish and dream ever to have existed, but it would be my last official night on earth so i hope they capture the epicness that is me on film, because after that it's a collectors item!!!

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hallelujah

OMG OMG OMG OMG!!

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you are the age you are now. you have the ability to see the future

you are aware this

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grows into this

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(lol not the co-worker in this scenario, he just looks yummy here :D)

DO YOU MARY KAY LETOURNEAU WITHOUT BREAKING THE LAW BUT WATCH THE KID LIKE A HAWK AS YOU WAIT FOR HIM TO GROW UP, BREATHING ON HIS WINDOW?
 
you are the age you are now. you have the ability to see the future

you are aware this

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grows into this

In-the-closet-michael-jackson-6958372-900-1127.jpg

(lol not the co-worker in this scenario, he just looks yummy here :D)

DO YOU MARY KAY LETOURNEAU WITHOUT BREAKING THE LAW BUT WATCH THE KID LIKE A HAWK AS YOU WAIT FOR HIM TO GROW UP, BREATHING ON HIS WINDOW?

Myas~ummmmmm stay single waiting for my chance to jump his bones
 
you are the age you are now. you have the ability to see the future

you are aware this

young-michael-jackson1.jpg


grows into this

In-the-closet-michael-jackson-6958372-900-1127.jpg

(lol not the co-worker in this scenario, he just looks yummy here :D)

DO YOU MARY KAY LETOURNEAU WITHOUT BREAKING THE LAW BUT WATCH THE KID LIKE A HAWK AS YOU WAIT FOR HIM TO GROW UP, BREATHING ON HIS WINDOW?


im there watching like a hawk :lol: can draw pictures in my breath! :evil:
 
you are the age you are now. you have the ability to see the future

you are aware this

young-michael-jackson1.jpg


grows into this

In-the-closet-michael-jackson-6958372-900-1127.jpg

(lol not the co-worker in this scenario, he just looks yummy here :D)

DO YOU MARY KAY LETOURNEAU WITHOUT BREAKING THE LAW BUT WATCH THE KID LIKE A HAWK AS YOU WAIT FOR HIM TO GROW UP, BREATHING ON HIS WINDOW?

I always feel like, somebody's watching me!!!!!
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i already said, i'd mentor and grow him into the perfect male, then the SECOND he became of age, show him liiiiiiight..

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then have him show me those dance moves....behind closed doors.....sans garments.
"what's that move called? show me again, i don't think i got it right.....it's possible to moonwalk your fingers too? wow, you are talented.....thats a mighty fine twirl you do there.....one more time, i'm a slow learner, maybe put it into slow motion? i'll try to keep up" :shifty:
 
lol, i think i'm playing to the wrong crowd here. WHERE THE F IS ORIE GODDAMN! the one i posted above is the last one tonight.

nooo they have been great.. i know for me im sleepyhead but girl this is the most fun i have had in a while and i havent laughed this hard in forever.. you rock!

sorry its not a gif but it is a cool ass pic for you and all your hard fun! :lol:
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lol the d ross one went ttly over my head, i thought you meant weapon of choice for luring him away from her, not killing her :weeping:
 
I always feel like, somebody's watching me!!!!!
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i already said, i'd mentor and grow him into the perfect male, then the SECOND he became of age, show him liiiiiiight..

tunnel.jpg


then have him show me those dance moves....behind closed doors.....sans garments.
"what's that move called? show me again, i don't think i got it right.....it's possible to moonwalk your fingers too? wow, you are talented.....thats a mighty fine twirl you do there.....one more time, i'm a slow learner, maybe put it into slow motion? i'll try to keep up" :shifty:

:hysterical: :hysterical: lmfaooooooooo :clap: :clap: !!!!!

i'm going to have that mentorship on my brain for a long time now!! hahahaha :rofl: :rofl:

wow, michael, you are so good! you are a big boy now! :lmao:
 
I always feel like, somebody's watching me!!!!!
peeping_tom.jpg


i already said, i'd mentor and grow him into the perfect male, then the SECOND he became of age, show him liiiiiiight..

tunnel.jpg


then have him show me those dance moves....behind closed doors.....sans garments.
"what's that move called? show me again, i don't think i got it right.....it's possible to moonwalk your fingers too? wow, you are talented.....thats a mighty fine twirl you do there.....one more time, i'm a slow learner, maybe put it into slow motion? i'll try to keep up" :shifty:


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had too :lol:
 
nooo they have been great.. i know for me im sleepyhead but girl this is the most fun i have had in a while and i havent laughed this hard in forever.. you rock!

sorry its not a gif but it is a cool ass pic for you and all your hard fun! :lol:
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awww ta! happy to hear it ^_^

lol the d ross one went ttly over my head, i thought you meant weapon of choice for luring him away from her, not killing her :weeping:

ahahah awwww you are too cute! but yeah, you could've lured him away
i guess you finished with GITM :lol:



gnite to ashley and trista!
 
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