you have just started your freshman year in high school
on the first day, while walking up the steps, you trip and drop your books
the most popular senior helps you up and throws you a wink
you crush on him badly but of course, he is inaccessible.
this is his brother (LMAO)
he is not so popular, in fact, he sells weed and muskrats out of his coat in the parking lot
he tells you, if you go with him, he will patch you over to michael
HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO? 1st, 2nd, 3rd or 4th BASE?
sluttiest wins, obviously
h34r:
i couldnt generate enough moisture to let randy get anywhere past 2nd base
DID THAT HEFFA JUST TYPE MUSKRATS????!!!!
IS BURIED NEXT TO BES, I CAN'T ANSWER NEITHER...
:angel::angel: Um JAG,ADORE,and MYAS ARE SINGING AT THE SERVICE
you are 55 years old, you've never been kissed and your mother runs your life
you are a variation of this
on a recent trip to atlantic city, your mother meets an influential couple who is trying to marry off their sons
they are michael, who is impotent
and michael, who is not yet of age
WHICH MICHAEL DO YOU MARRY?
WIN WIN!!! he should be older now, and eager....AND he like cougars *cough* d ross, liz taylor *cough*
Psssh Gimmie tha jail bait!!!!you are 55 years old, you've never been kissed and your mother runs your life
you are a variation of this
on a recent trip to atlantic city, your mother meets an influential couple who is trying to marry off their sons
they are michael, who is impotent
and michael, who is not yet of age
WHICH MICHAEL DO YOU MARRY?
impotent......gotdamn........i looooooooooooooooove that suit, so i might just have to get him a lifetime supply of viagra, and hell, if im a 55 year old virgin who aint been kissed, i don't know the difference anyway, right? we work it out, come on boo, sip this water, take this pill....it's a vitamin, wakes you UP UP and away! wooooosh
now once his peen blows off from too many blue pills, it's on to bbmike, i'll take him off their hands too
i won big in atlantic city!
ps. i am DEAD at "my" picture, no wonder she aint got laid
you are 55 years old, you've never been kissed and your mother runs your life
you are a variation of this
on a recent trip to atlantic city, your mother meets an influential couple who is trying to marry off their sons
they are michael, who is impotent
and michael, who is not yet of age
WHICH MICHAEL DO YOU MARRY?
THAT still works
h34r:
singing career
h34r:
ohhh F*uck.. :hysterical:
