Michael's Manhood Thread - 18+ (Read The First Post For Rules!)

[zinniabooklover]

Another pout.

 

[MacMandy90]

The pout.

My lord this man has the most sexiest pout in the world

 

[zinniabooklover]

The swagger, the footwork, the touching ... everything.

 

[zinniabooklover]

And more touching.

 

[zinniabooklover]

Oh, forget the cherry picking lark, here's the whole lot of them.

 

[zinniabooklover]

This is, um, interesting.

 

[zinniabooklover]

Picture quality not great but content quite 'interesting'. I guess, lol.

 

[zinniabooklover]

My lord this man has the most sexiest pout in the world

Uh, I'm supposed to be on a diet from the black pvc jacket / gold leotard gif. Although now I've seen it again after a gap of ... how long? ... that doesn't seem like such a good idea, lol.

I'm mesmerised. I'm in love. I'm

 

[zinniabooklover]

@MacMandy90

Hang about, what weird sorcery is this? Or is my computer messing with me again? When I'm logged in I can see that MM90 had posted the black pvc jacket / gold leotard gif. But when I'm logged out and I go to look her reply is there but the gif has disappeared.

I know I'm supposed to be on a diet from this gif but this is ridiculous!

what the actual?

 

[zinniabooklover]

Anyway, another one from his visit to Musee de Grevin, April 1997.

 

[MacMandy90]

@MacMandy90

Hang about, what weird sorcery is this? Or is my computer messing with me again? When I'm logged in I can see that MM90 had posted the black pvc jacket / gold leotard gif. But when I'm logged out and I go to look her reply is there but the gif has disappeared.

I know I'm supposed to be on a diet from this gif but this is ridiculous!

what the actual?

It's still there don't worry

That is quite the sorcery...

 

[staywild23]

though I'd leave this here since this thread is a bit dry

@zinniabooklover you cruel, woman. Bumping this…

I just had heart palpitations. I’m drooling. I’m a shell of myself. His smile is enough to make me weak… why is he showing us so much below the belt?? How does this happen so often?? Michael! What is happening??? Please let me be a part of it

GOD.

 

[staywild23]

O
M
F
G

I
Forgot
My
Own
Name

I’m on the verge of tears. I’m absolutely losing my mind.

How…

He is so fucking sexy I can’t breathe omfg

 

[staywild23]

@zinniabooklover yessss the swagger and the footwork and the touching

But for real, one of my FAVORITE things is when he drops his jacket like he does here. He does it a ton on the Bad tour, but anytime he does this while performing I just lose my mind. Idk what it is. I think I’m so insanely attracted to him when he’s wearing a white tee so seeing him “undress” just a little feels soooo teasing. I just find it unbearably hot watching him the drop the jacket, dance a little, and then flip it back on.

So, you know, if you could all keep this in mind when you bump gifs and photos I would be grateful

 

[zinniabooklover]

O
M
F
G

I
Forgot
My
Own
Name

I’m on the verge of tears. I’m absolutely losing my mind.

How…

He is so fucking sexy I can’t breathe omfg

OK, this is seriously doing my head in, people. You see these gifs, here? I was going to bump these last night and decided to save them until today. This keeps on happening. How can this be? It's freaking me out. Is it like the werewolves in the Twilight books? Are we all now hearing each other's thoughts? Because I don't know how else to explain this. This is the 3rd time it's happened in the space of 2 days.

Can I have my mind back, please? Thank you so much.

 

[zinniabooklover]

It's still there don't worry

That is quite the sorcery...

Not on my laptop it isn't.

Freakin' weird.

 

[zinniabooklover]

Well, there is this one. It's from TII. I've been a bit hesitant about bumping this one.

 

[zinniabooklover]

@zinniabooklover you cruel, woman. Bumping this…

I just had heart palpitations. I’m drooling. I’m a shell of myself. His smile is enough to make me weak… why is he showing us so much below the belt?? How does this happen so often?? Michael! What is happening??? Please let me be a part of it

GOD.

Funny, I wasn't going to bump this one. It was his smile that changed my mind. Any time I see live images of him and he's smiling I just can't resist. I know he's a consummate performer but I want to believe - I choose to believe - that he really was enjoying himself. I don't mean every single show. He's human, he's allowed to have a 'bad day at the office'. He's allowed to draw on his massive experience, talent and professionalism and put out a good performance even if he's not 'feeling' it. But, in general, I love to think that he loved being up there, the energy, the love he was getting from the audience. I've seen quotes from him about this. I hope they are true.

That's not unreasonable, is it? Or am I being childish?

 

[zinniabooklover]

@zinniabooklover yessss the swagger and the footwork and the touching

But for real, one of my FAVORITE things is when he drops his jacket like he does here. He does it a ton on the Bad tour, but anytime he does this while performing I just lose my mind. Idk what it is. I think I’m so insanely attracted to him when he’s wearing a white tee so seeing him “undress” just a little feels soooo teasing. I just find it unbearably hot watching him the drop the jacket, dance a little, and then flip it back on.

So, you know, if you could all keep this in mind when you bump gifs and photos I would be grateful

I love everything about this one but the key moment, for me, is when he shrugs his jacket back ON.

OMFG!!!

"Nobody does it better, nobody does it half as good as you
Baby, baby, you're the best ... "

(lyrics from a Carly Simon song, do not know who wrote song or lyrics)

 

[zinniabooklover]

It's still there don't worry

That is quite the sorcery...

OK, it's been established that I am a mere 17th century peasant ...

<adjusts computer, checks internet connection>

... and you all are a coven of witches. So, have you all been casting lots of spells or something? Cos there is sorcery afoot. I can tell.

Either that or it's the fact that MM90 posted the black pvc jacket gif below a page break (looks like). Maybe that's the problem.

<goes off to check lunar calendar>

 

[zinniabooklover]

Either that or it's the fact that MM90 posted the black pvc jacket gif below a page break (looks like). Maybe that's the problem.

It's the page break. Sorted.

 

[Hiker]

O.M.G. these two really got my heart racing! @zinniabooklover you really find gems in ocean! Forget the swagger, the subtle touching all over in Bear it which is an 'angry' song, and then the slow sensual touching in TWYMMF!! My gawd! dangerous combination! I am incapable of typing anymore .......

 

[zinniabooklover]

O.M.G. these two really got my heart racing! @zinniabooklover you really find gems in ocean! Forget the swagger, the subtle touching all over in Bear it which is an 'angry' song,

That's a really good point.

It's the way he can incorporate so many elements. It's never a case of, 'oh, this is a sensual song so I'll do this and this is an 'angry' song so I'll do that'. The layers and the subtlety of what he does just blow my mind every time. To be that erotic, sexy, sensual and yet not in any way undermine the integrity of Beat It with everything that he wants to say there. This is just one thing that sets him apart from all the rest.

Feckin' mind blowing.

 

[zinniabooklover]

Either that or it's the fact that MM90 posted the black pvc jacket gif below a page break (looks like).

It's the settings, isn't it? I just remembered, I was faffing around with my settings. Do you mean to tell me, EVERY SINGLE TIME that MM90 posts a comment I can see the black pvc jacket gif without any effort AT ALL?

I have something to say about that but it breaks all the language rules.

I'll have to settle for OMFG. With a little bit of jfc thrown in for good measure.

<decides to drop the diet>

 

[Hiker]

@zinniabooklover yessss the swagger and the footwork and the touching

But for real, one of my FAVORITE things is when he drops his jacket like he does here. He does it a ton on the Bad tour, but anytime he does this while performing I just lose my mind. Idk what it is. I think I’m so insanely attracted to him when he’s wearing a white tee so seeing him “undress” just a little feels soooo teasing. I just find it unbearably hot watching him the drop the jacket, dance a little, and then flip it back on.

So, you know, if you could all keep this in mind when you bump gifs and photos I would be grateful

Now when I see this 'drop jacket', I always think of @staywild23 's meme - 'my body is ready'

 

[Hiker]

It's the settings, isn't it? I just remembered, I was faffing around with my settings. Do you mean to tell me, EVERY SINGLE TIME that MM90 posts a comment I can see the black pvc jacket gif without any effort AT ALL?

There is some setting to see that gif in signature and also logged in vs logged out and mobile vs desktop ...... ok, too much to think about! I have the answer in my head, just right now it is full of too many other things. I will get you the answer ...... its there somewhere in my head ......

 

[zinniabooklover]

There is some setting to see that gif in signature and also logged in vs logged out and mobile vs desktop ...... ok, too much to think about! I have the answer in my head, just right now it is full of too many other things. I will get you the answer ...... its there somewhere in my head ......

No, it's fine. I sorted it. Eventually, lol. Sometimes it takes me a while but I usually get there in the end.

Getting back to important things, your focus on the slow touching in that TWYMMF gif I bumped, yes, absolutely. With the crotch grab, when I see it now in a still photo I do see it as really erotic (never used to) but in film footage (or a gif) it still doesn't land. I'm all, 'oh, Michael is doing his thing'. And that's it. But with this one, it really sent me ... well, it sent me somewhere, that's for sure. I think maybe it's the slowness and the subtlety of how he's doing it here. I dunno but this one got through to me.

 

[Hiker]

Getting back to important things, your focus on the slow touching in that TWYMMF gif I bumped, yes, absolutely. With the crotch grab, when I see it now in a still photo I do see it as really erotic (never used to) but in film footage (or a gif) it still doesn't land. I'm all, 'oh, Michael is doing his thing'. And that's it. But with this one, it really sent me ... well, it sent me somewhere, that's for sure. I think maybe it's the slowness and the subtlety of how he's doing it here. I dunno but this one got through to me.

O.M.G. these two really got my heart racing! @zinniabooklover you really find gems in ocean! Forget the swagger, the subtle touching all over in Bear it which is an 'angry' song, and then the slow sensual touching in TWYMMF!! My gawd! dangerous combination! I am incapable of typing anymore .......

Went to some other threads to calm down and was mobbed by more dangerous outfit photos! Still getting over this gif! What a start of the day, total Mikegasm! If I take the liberty to be graphic here, its the slow motion! You can see the bulge of mikezilla and then you see his hand going right over it and stopping there gawd!! Now I have to go and do something important, and then also somehow function at work!!

 

[zinniabooklover]

"And nobody does it better
Though sometimes I wish someone could
Nobody does it quite the way you do
Why'd you have to be so good?"

Written by Carole Bayer Sager and Marvin Hamlisch

Bond theme tune, forget which one; Bond not my thing.

Carole Bayer Sager wrote stuff with Michael. We've Had Enough, for starters.

 

[zinniabooklover]

Just realised, to my horror, that an over-excited comment I posted earlier today was on Rare Pics not Manhood. Just had to go and do a bit of editing.

This is complicated.