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Michael's Manhood Thread - 18+ (Read The First Post For Rules!)

staywild23 said:
You can be betrothed to this photo, while I can be betrothed to his Bad era forehead curls, and we both win with our weird, sexy marriages :)
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I am planning my wedding outfit but the key element is the fact that I must insist on wearing my laptop on top of my head so I can run the @Jesionka gif - the b&w one - on a constant loop. As long as I have that and I end up wedded to my photo here, I can deal with all the rest.

staywild23 said:
You become knock-off e.e. cummings and I go all caps -- the things Michael does to us when he turns us truly wild!
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There is no end to the madness. But we all love it.
 
staywild23 said:
You can be betrothed to this photo, while I can be betrothed to his Bad era forehead curls, and we both win with our weird, sexy marriages :)
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Today's important announcement.

The wedding has been called off. All presents will be returned in due course. I apologise for the short notice but I cannot, I tell you I CANNOT go through with it.

Because my heart is already forever entwined with my siggy. This is my path in life. This is why I was led to choose that particular image. It was my destiny.

If anyone wants to join us down the pub for a ploughman's lunch we will both be very glad to see you.
 
staywild23 said:
while I can be betrothed to his Bad era forehead curls, and we both win with our weird, sexy marriages :)
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zinniabooklover said:
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Um, lost for words. 🥵
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I AM IN PUBLIC AT A CHRISTIAN COFFEE SHOP NO LESS AND THIS IS THE FIRST THING I SEE ON MY SCREEN?!

Oh boy. I'm not complaining. But wow. I'll be honest. My surroundings did not in any way hinder my reaction to this masterpiece of a gif... there was a loud gasp and a lot of rapid drinking. All the same bodily reactions. All the same suffering lol.

Hiker said:
Is it just me or from this angle seems like he is doing naughty things with that hand? If it's just me 👀 , I need to go put my head in a bucket of ice!!
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Ummm no, it's not just you. Also, I choose to believe he is ALWAYS doing naughty things with his hands, and I think about this specific thing far more often than should be considered sane or healthy for me to think about, but there it is.
 
staywild23 said:
I AM IN PUBLIC AT A CHRISTIAN COFFEE SHOP NO LESS AND THIS IS THE FIRST THING I SEE ON MY SCREEN?!

Oh boy. I'm not complaining. But wow. I'll be honest. My surroundings did not in any way hinder my reaction to this masterpiece of a gif... there was a loud gasp and a lot of rapid drinking. All the same bodily reactions. All the same suffering lol.
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Here is the zoomed out version of the same 🥵🔥
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staywild23 said:
I don't want to speak for all of us, but I can certainly say it's up to something that is making my own right hand very jealous lol.
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yes! naughty Michael! :eek: 🥵
 
Hiker said:
Here is the zoomed out version of the same 🥵🔥
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I am mesmerized. BLINDED! As if I'm staring into the sun, but no, it's just Michael and the glimmer of gold pants and the ****** audacity of him to thrust this way as if it my heart, body, and mind is not already shattered by him. WHY MICHAEL WHY ALSO THANK YOU ALSO WHY

Ok.

I really can't stop staring at this. Like. I mean. Can you? And if you can, how? What are your secrets? Am I a monster? Are we all monsters? Is this madness? I am distressed.

But also MICHAEL 😍 😍 😍

Hiker said:
yes! naughty Michael! :eek: 🥵
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🤤 🤤 🤤
 
Hiker said:
Here is the zoomed out version of the same 🥵🔥
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yes! naughty Michael! :eek: 🥵
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staywild23 said:
I really can't stop staring at this. Like. I mean. Can you? And if you can, how? What are your secrets? Am I a monster? Are we all monsters? Is this madness? I am distressed.
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No, I just can't stop staring at this! The hands, the mouth, and then Mikezilla dancing around at every thrust 🥵 🥵 🔥🎆🎆
 
Hiker said:
No, I just can't stop staring at this! The hands, the mouth, and then Mikezilla dancing around at every thrust 🥵 🥵 🔥🎆🎆
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GIRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLL

NGL, despite Michael's incredible face, this gets easily 80% of my attention lol. I feel like a ravenous animal.
 
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I just took a huge gulp of water from a bottle and it made me think of Michael because, apparently, that's where we're out now, people. I can't even take a drink from a bottle of water without thinking about him doing the same thing. Is there any hope for me?
 
staywild23 said:
I just took a huge gulp of water from a bottle and it made me think of Michael because, apparently, that's where we're out now, people. I can't even take a drink from a bottle of water without thinking about him doing the same thing. Is there any hope for me?
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Hiker said:
you mean like this -
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Maybe she means, like this ...

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