Ok, I have an hilarous idea...
What if Michael...
...just on a whim...
went to H-Town...
...hook up with Swishahouse...
...and do a SCREWED AND CHOPPED VERSION OF "Bad"? I'm telling you that ish will sell a 100 million copies and he can perform it in his candy-painted 24-inch rim Cadillac lowrider while wearing a rhinestone glittery do-rag and some glittery thug clothes on and put a gold front in his mouth and be like "this is Mike Jackson...WHO...Mike Jackson!"
I'm telling you that S**T WILL BE OFF THE CHAIN, SHAWTY!
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