Hey everyone, sorry, I can't keep pretending anymore. I have something I need to say...
To the doubters, you are right, Michael Jackson did not sing on the Cascio songs. However, it wasn't Jason Malachi either!!!
No,
I spent time with Eddie Cascio and James Porte and recorded these songs for Michael. It was me, listen, this is an audio recording my producer Cony Turtis recorded last night, about 4am after a lot of drinking:
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As you can see, this proves that Michael couldn't have sang these songs. It was me, obviously, and I fooled you all.
Hee hee! Hoo-oooooo!!!!!
I'm just kidding but I do think I do a fairly good Malachi impression?
Yeah, that's right, I'm the impersonator of the impersonator who says they're not an impersonator but actually is an impersonator!
This is how I do.
I take requests...
Want me to sing y'all some Mamacita, Let Me Let Go, Monster or Breaking News? Some Keep Your Head Up? I can do the whole Malachi catalog.