Michael's Manhood Thread - 18+ (Read The First Post For Rules!)

Lol it is soooo adorable that you planned a female Motown 25 outfit. That is precious! It’s funny you say that though because my current obsession is creating a female The Way You Make Me Feel outfit! Black skirt and tights with the royal blue button down and a white T-shirt. I haven’t done it yet but I’m determined because it’s one of my favorite looks of his, ever, and I just want to embody his style so much lol. I feel like this is a very juvenile thought but I have no shame about it lol

I do honestly enjoy the girls going crazy over him because it’s kind of funny to me. But imagining it from his perspective is awful (unless it seems like he’s enjoying it). There’s one, dangerous era I think, where this girl straight up looks like she is humping him and attacking him and it actually bothers me because it looks so aggressive. I feel worried about him and his heart, which might not be necessary, idk. Anyway, I would just be so concerned about his enjoyment of the moment that I would just stand there shyly and hope he’d propose to me on the spot and then cry when he didn’t lol.
Oh I can picture it now, that would be so cute! Honestly though, my dream is to finally put together a feminine version of the Bad outfit with all the bells and whistles included lol. My aunt recently cleaned out her closet and gave me an old leather jacket thats still in pretty good condition. I've been thinking, maybe it's a sign thats it's time to finally start 🤔

Yeaaah sometimes the girls can go a little overboard. Especially that one girl that tackled him to the ground that one time, THAT was very....oof.
And ooohh thats a mood. I'd also probably just stand there, let him twirl me around, and hope that he has the power of telepathy so he can pick up the signals I'm sending mentally 😂

@OhButItsRed somehow half of my precious message ended up in the reply section… idk what I’m saying but things aren’t right lol.

Maybe I was just distracted by those fucking gifs because GIRL!!!!

Ok so In the Closet hasn’t always worked for me (if it’s not apparent yet, I’m extremely obsessed with his curly hair and I miss it in that video). However those GIFS are hot AF!! I am not capable of looking at them without fantasizing for the rest of my life lol. He looks so tender and sensual and kind and just… god everything you could want lol.

As for Come Together…. That shit should not even be legal. I am actually, for once, not exaggerating when I say I legitimately think that video might be the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen. His entire aura in it, his swagger, his look, his body, his smile, his movement, his HIP THRUSTS, his belt, the camera following him as he moves, just every single component of it is actually fire. I can’t believe such a thing existed all these years and I didn’t know about it. I think that is the most irrefutably sexy he has ever been. I literally thirst for everything in that video.

PS: I am running a booth at a conference and looking at these gifs and responding in between talking to people. What a world. If only they all knew lol
💀💀💀 I'm so sorry to distract you like that, but to be fair, you did say hot 😂

And yeah I also usually prefer the way he did his hair for Bad too because those curls were just *swooooon*. But ooohh In The Closet, especially those behind the scenes that didn't make the cut 🥵🥵🥵. Have you heard the Acapella version yet? Giiiirl I swear I get so shy listening to it that I have to stop for a minute 😂

And I wholeheartedly agree, out of all of Michael's videos, Come Together is definitely the hottest. There isn't a single moment throughout the whole video where he isn't just oozing with sex appeal. The pants, the the belt, the confidence, the hips thrusts. 100% the hip thrusts.That man...oh! That man! 🤤

And lmao hope you're having fun at the booth!
 
And yeah I also usually prefer the way he did his hair for Bad too because those curls were just *swooooon*. But ooohh In The Closet, especially those behind the scenes that didn't make the cut 🥵🥵🥵. Have you heard the Acapella version yet? Giiiirl I swear I get so shy listening to it that I have to stop for a minute 😂
Yes! this belongs to the thread. The 3D version. Make sure you listen till the VERY END.


And I wholeheartedly agree, out of all of Michael's videos, Come Together is definitely the hottest. There isn't a single moment throughout the whole video where he isn't just oozing with sex appeal. The pants, the the belt, the confidence, the hips thrusts. 100% the hip thrusts.That man...oh! That man! 🤤
Come Together seems to have only one purpose - give girls some sweet dreams, the words make no sense.
 
Yes! this belongs to the thread. The 3D version. Make sure you listen till the VERY END.



Come Together seems to have only one purpose - give girls some sweet dreams, the words make no sense.
Ooohhh there it is! RIP to all the girlies in the thread tonight 😂

And yeaaaah the lyrics don't make sense, but it is just a cover of the The Beatles. I wouldn't say it gives me sweet dreams...but definitely some spicy ones 😈😂
 
Yes! this belongs to the thread. The 3D version. Make sure you listen till the VERY END.



Come Together seems to have only one purpose - give girls some sweet dreams, the words make no sense.
My thoughts exactly lol :devilish:😂

Yeah the lyrics don't make sense lol but damn Michael makes it sound wayyyy better lol ;)
Ooohhh there it is! RIP to all the girlies in the thread tonight 😂

And yeaaaah the lyrics don't make sense, but it is just a cover of the The Beatles. I wouldn't say it gives me sweet dreams...but definitely some spicy ones 😈😂
Oh yes hahaha 😂
 
Yes! Yes! and Yes! you got to watch the full concerts. There are usually tiny differences to make them unique. Dangerous Buenos Aires and History Gothenburg are my favourite so far. Easy guess that Human Nature in Dangerous is dangerously sexy!! 😜 Though Dangerous also has some cool moves. History is sexy all the way till he gets out of The Gold Pants. And then there are these precious moments like above tucked in somewhere ;)
Trust me, I am dying to watch the full concerts. I just....I can't stress this enough...I'm really not sure I can handle it lol. The last time I attempted, I almost hyperventilated from excitement hahaha. Sharing that makes me feel like I'm actually insane, but GOD. I really can't handle it. He is so sexy and talented I legitimately can't function lol
 
You are playing a dangerous game girl!

....... and there is too much talking happening on this thread and too little visuals. Here is one. I did not make it, copied from one of the random older pages on this thread -

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This GIF is AMAZING. I remember seeing it before too and I just love him. God I love how every part of his body is ALIVE in this one.

And all that talking is so hard to avoid...we share these gorgeous sexy gifs, pictures, and videos...and then I NEED to express all of these feelings inside of me lol.

I CANNOT CONTAIN MYSELF WHEN IN HIS PRESENCE!!!
 
Honestly though, my dream is to finally put together a feminine version of the Bad outfit with all the bells and whistles included lol. My aunt recently cleaned out her closet and gave me an old leather jacket thats still in pretty good condition. I've been thinking, maybe it's a sign thats it's time to finally start 🤔

Yeaaah sometimes the girls can go a little overboard. Especially that one girl that tackled him to the ground that one time, THAT was very....oof.
And ooohh thats a mood. I'd also probably just stand there, let him twirl me around, and hope that he has the power of telepathy so he can pick up the signals I'm sending mentally 😂
Omg a feminine version of the Bad outfit would be hot as hell. I fully support every part of this! LOL

I don't know if I saw the one where a girl tackles him to the ground!! That's kind of terrible... poor Michael. I did recently see that video of him performing I think in the Off the Wall era and someone jumps on stage and grabs him and he falls and then he jumps right back up and starts singing again, totally unphased lol. He was such a pro. But also, it's sad that became normal for him. Anyway, is that the same clip? I'm not sure.
And I wholeheartedly agree, out of all of Michael's videos, Come Together is definitely the hottest. There isn't a single moment throughout the whole video where he isn't just oozing with sex appeal. The pants, the the belt, the confidence, the hips thrusts. 100% the hip thrusts.That man...oh! That man! 🤤

And lmao hope you're having fun at the booth!

Ohhhhh, do not apologize lol. Those gifs are the actual best part of today lol. They weren't just hot, they were everything!

THE HIP THRUSTS. I just...I have typed and erased about a thousand attempts to talk about those hip thrusts and every time what I write is so unseemly and so depraved, I had to stop myself. Needless to say, there is nothing I have not imagined when watching those hip thrusts.

ooozing with sex appeal is the perfect way of putting it. I'm also obsessed with his sweat. God, this is getting weird lol.
 
Yes! this belongs to the thread. The 3D version. Make sure you listen till the VERY END.



Come Together seems to have only one purpose - give girls some sweet dreams, the words make no sense.
Ok, what is the difference between the 3D version and the regular acapella version?! I need to know this immediately. Someone needs to tell me. I can't listen to that right now, but I am DYING to.

To be clear, I have listened to the regular acapella version about 500 times. Actually like 3 days ago while I was cooking dinner I listened to it with noise cancellation headphones and dear GOD. There are certain parts that make me fall apart, both metaphorically and bodily lol.

RE: Come Together -- I always loved theThe Beatles version of that song. But I never ever thought of it as a sexy song. But Michael's performance of it is devastatingly sexy. The lyrics don't matter to me at all. I need to make a GIF of one of my favorite parts. I'll work on that lol.
 
I CANNOT CONTAIN MYSELF WHEN IN HIS PRESENCE!!!
Hee hee, looks like someone has been doing their homework on the thread.

I don't know if I saw the one where a girl tackles him to the ground!! That's kind of terrible... poor Michael.
I don't think there is any where he fell down, but the girl was sort of dragging him down, and then she started kissing. I think it's from Munich and she also wrote about it afterwards. If we are talking about the same thing. Watch Buenos Aires, the girl really made his day, in a good way.


THE HIP THRUSTS. I just...I have typed and erased about a thousand attempts to talk about those hip thrusts and every time what I write is so unseemly and so depraved, I had to stop myself. Needless to say, there is nothing I have not imagined when watching those hip thrusts.
No need to stop yourself. We are imagining what we would be doing during those movements.
 
Omg a feminine version of the Bad outfit would be hot as hell. I fully support every part of this! LOL
I'll definitely let you guys know if I actually ever get around to it lol

I don't know if I saw the one where a girl tackles him to the ground!! That's kind of terrible... poor Michael. I did recently see that video of him performing I think in the Off the Wall era and someone jumps on stage and grabs him and he falls and then he jumps right back up and starts singing again, totally unphased lol. He was such a pro. But also, it's sad that became normal for him. Anyway, is that the same clip? I'm not sure.
I don't think there is any where he fell down, but the girl was sort of dragging him down, and then she started kissing. I think it's from Munich and she also wrote about it afterwards. If we are talking about the same thing. Watch Buenos Aires, the girl really made his day, in a good way.
No no, this was definitely during the HIStory tour. I don't think it was the Buenas Aires performance, but I can't remember the country. Oh, it's gonna bother me now, I'll have to hunt it down again. Unless I'm just mixing up two different events together lol

Ohhhhh, do not apologize lol. Those gifs are the actual best part of today lol. They weren't just hot, they were everything!

THE HIP THRUSTS. I just...I have typed and erased about a thousand attempts to talk about those hip thrusts and every time what I write is so unseemly and so depraved, I had to stop myself. Needless to say, there is nothing I have not imagined when watching those hip thrusts.

ooozing with sex appeal is the perfect way of putting it. I'm also obsessed with his sweat. God, this is getting weird lol.
Giiirl, you know how many times I had to stop myself from just staring and drooling at those gifs? Mannn those behind the scenes.

I know immediately what you mean, those hip thrusts... lord have mercy, those hip thrusts.... how does one even begin to write about them without having to repent afterward 😂
 
I'll definitely let you guys know if I actually ever get around to it lol



No no, this was definitely during the HIStory tour. I don't think it was the Buenas Aires performance, but I can't remember the country. Oh, it's gonna bother me now, I'll have to hunt it down again. Unless I'm just mixing up two different events together lol


Giiirl, you know how many times I had to stop myself from just staring and drooling at those gifs? Mannn those behind the scenes.

I know immediately what you mean, those hip thrusts... lord have mercy, those hip thrusts.... how does one even begin to write about them without having to repent afterward 😂

I will never repent. I will just choose to burn forever lol. #worthit
 
No no, this was definitely during the HIStory tour. I don't think it was the Buenas Aires performance, but I can't remember the country. Oh, it's gonna bother me now, I'll have to hunt it down again. Unless I'm just mixing up two different events together lol
Probably Munich then. Maybe you will find it one day.

oh! I need to explore the way you make me feel more after I am finished with Human Nature. So much more hip thrusting and just being hot in this song.

STOP IT!!!!!!!!! Omfg
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PS: Look what you girls have done. Instead of reading a good book in the morning, I am drooling over these pictures!
 
Probably Munich then. Maybe you will find it one day.


oh! I need to explore the way you make me feel more after I am finished with Human Nature. So much more hip thrusting and just being hot in this song.


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PS: Look what you girls have done. Instead of reading a good book in the morning, I am drooling over these pictures!
Oh have mercy on my soul! :devilish:
 
Probably Munich then. Maybe you will find it one day.


oh! I need to explore the way you make me feel more after I am finished with Human Nature. So much more hip thrusting and just being hot in this song.


meme3.jpg


PS: Look what you girls have done. Instead of reading a good book in the morning, I am drooling over these pictures!

You absolutely need to spend more time with The Way You Make Me Feel! Real talk, that’s in my top 3 favorite songs of Michael’s. He is sooo cute and sexy in the video and I love when he performs it live, he does the thrusts when he sings “I’m keeping you satisfied” and the crowd goes wild for obvious reasons. We all want to be kept satisfied by Michael lol.

All I do anymore is drool over Michael, listen to Michael, read about him, dance do him, sing to him, feel inspired by him… he’s a lot to deal with and it’s so great to be enabled by so many people lol.


I have stared at this gif a long long time. I *know* he is just singing, I *know* the performance by heart, but in this particular moment he just looks so intense and sexy and like he’s…. Ugh I can’t handle it
 
I don't know what he is doing, but I can totally imagine who he is doing. Should not be looking at this at work!

LOL for real!! But I have two more days running this booth and I have ever intention of using all of these photos and gifs to get me through, even if it means I can barely speak like a human.

Honestly though, this GIF in particular makes my heart race and flutter every time I see it. Every single time.
 
I often wonder how true the whole “the music compels me to do it” thing is, because he id an extremely intuitive performer, but also so practiced.
That was obviously a big fat lie! He grabs his crotch at the exact same time, every performance! It was definitely planned and even the dancers does it!
 
That was obviously a big fat lie! He grabs his crotch at the exact same time, every performance! It was definitely planned and even the dancers does it!
I have wondered if what he meant was that when he came up with the choreography he sort of just followed his body’s response to the music and that was part of it…

But also, I think he did know what he was doing completely and I’m so grateful for it lol
 
Earlier today I had a conversation about the meaning of life and the existential value of art and creation -- what matters when the world is burning and suffering abounds? -- you know, that light after dinner kinda convo. But I realize now I've been overthinking this whole thing. The answer lies, ever so simply, in this GIF of Michael touching himself and grinding into the air like the mesmerizing stage-beast he is. I'm not sure if I've stared at this for 2 minute, 20 minutes, or 2 hours, but whichever it is, it is not enough lol.

That said, the GIF I had in mind is a close up of his crotch with one finger gently caressing it in a way that is downright pornographic, if porn could ever dream of being so hot. I want to see it again and I am loudly declaring this desire to anyone who will listen both in hopes of manifesting my own destiny, but also because I am a monster, and entirely unashamed of how much a completely clothed Michael can destroy my entire life. You know, in a good way lol.
I can picture that moment in my head as well, oooo man!! Last night my boyfriend and I watched some History and I said I’m sorry I can’t stop staring at the gold pants! 😩🔥 even he admitted MJ’s sexiness!
 
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