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Besides random useless facts.... i like to say short jokes too

here's one................ :lol:

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born[/b]
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.... so he became a dad when he was 1?!?!?! sick baby!!!!



























:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Besides random useless facts.... i like to say short jokes too

here's one................ :lol:

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born[/b]
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*giggle*

let me see if i remember any little jokes like that..

ooh ok heres one..

What did one traffic light say to the other?

Dont look... Im Changing



ok yeh.. terrible i know!

-TJ-
 
^ that changing one was cool TJ! :lol:

.... so he became a dad when he was 1?!?!?! sick baby!!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:[/b]
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LOL Z ..... :rolleyes: :lol:


ok..this is somewhat true :lol: .....but a total random joke! :flowers:


My old aunts used to come up to me at weddings &
poke me in the ribs and telling me, "You're next., "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at others funerals.
 
^ that changing one was cool TJ! :lol:
LOL Z ..... :rolleyes: :lol:
ok..this is somewhat true :lol: .....but a total random joke! :flowers:
My old aunts used to come up to me at weddings &
poke me in the ribs and telling me, "You're next., "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at others funerals.[/b]
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OMG :eek:


ok....more please!
 
^ here u go Z..... enjoy!


I was recently on a racing field....... i asked.....

Me: why r all these people running?
Race referee: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Me: If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?
 
^ here u go Z..... enjoy!
I was recently on a racing field....... i asked.....

Me: why r all these people running?
Race referee: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Me: If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?[/b]
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LMAO!
 
^ here u go Z..... enjoy!
I was recently on a racing field....... i asked.....

Me: why r all these people running?
Race referee: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Me: If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?[/b]
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omg i just snorted when i was giggling at that one!
not classy
 
hi ppl!!!

im home alone now well with my ILLEGAL bro at home as well..

my parents are off to sydney then they will make their way to Iraq. lol SEE, i didint shed a tear, they all cried 4 me though...anyway, now that they've woken me up i cant go back to sleep.

omg hopefully there r new mike pics & or some footage :wild: i love you so much mike, ur the one who is giving me all the strength that i need at times like this
 
this is one of those oldies but goodies.... phone prank:

pick up the phone and dial some random number..

when someone answers, ask them if their refrigerator is running..
when they say yes
Tell them they better run and catch it before it hits the highway.

hehe..
 
this is one of those oldies but goodies.... phone prank:

pick up the phone and dial some random number..

when someone answers, ask them if their refrigerator is running..
when they say yes
Tell them they better run and catch it before it hits the highway.

hehe..[/b]
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i'm gonna do that!
 
Hi ~Dereen~ ! i see u there! :flowers:

:lol: at refigerator joke....


ok..i have something new..........................

see if you can do this: read each line aloud

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumb-ass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top
 
hi ppl!!!

im home alone now well with my ILLEGAL bro at home as well..

my parents are off to sydney then they will make their way to Iraq. lol SEE, i didint shed a tear, they all cried 4 me though...anyway, now that they've woken me up i cant go back to sleep.

omg hopefully there r new mike pics & or some footage :wild: i love you so much mike, ur the one who is giving me all the strength that i need at times like this[/b]
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What u doing so early in the morning..... go to sleep! :innocent:
 
Hi ~Dereen~ ! i see u there! :flowers:

:lol: at refigerator joke....
ok..i have something new..........................

see if you can do this: read each line aloud

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumb-ass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top[/b]
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Lol thats not nice! u meanie!
hehe though it is funny.. someone emailed me that one not long ago.
 
Hi ~Dereen~ ! i see u there! :flowers:

:lol: at refigerator joke....
ok..i have something new..........................

see if you can do this: read each line aloud

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumb-ass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top[/b]
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:D I done it! :innocent:
 
Why is La toya a 'singer'?
She can't sing!
She's beautiful so she should have been a model, i like her new song but listening to her sing in the studio was AWFUL!
 
some of u might have heard this joke....but still:

This is a famous paper written for an Oxford philosophy exam, normally requiring an Eight page essay answer studded with source material and quotes and analytical reasoning.

This guy handed the following back and topped the exam:

OXFORD EXAMINATION BOARD 2005 ESSAY QUESTION 1.1a

Question : What is courage? (50 Marks)*

Answer : This is courage*
 
Why is La toya a 'singer'?
She can't sing!
She's beautiful so she should have been a model, i like her new song but listening to her sing in the studio was AWFUL![/b]
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well there are definatly those who would agree with you, but also those that wouldnt.. like the ones buying her music..
i guess until she stops selling records, she'll be a singer :)

-TJ-
 
Why is La toya a 'singer'?
She can't sing!
She's beautiful so she should have been a model, i like her new song but listening to her sing in the studio was AWFUL![/b]
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and hey.. people not being able to sing has never stoppped them from releasing music anyway... look at the top 40!

-TJ-
 
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