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''Doctors in Romania are treating a 28-year-old whose penis exploded while he was making love to his girlfriend.
Dr Angela Domocos, head of the accident and emergency department at Cluj General Hospital, said: "It is very rare for this to happen. We call it an exploded penis because it happens when the blood cavities in the penis burst.''

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''Doctors in Romania are treating a 28-year-old whose penis exploded while he was making love to his girlfriend.
Dr Angela Domocos, head of the accident and emergency department at Cluj General Hospital, said: "It is very rare for this to happen. We call it an exploded penis because it happens when the blood cavities in the penis burst.''

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Adds a whole new meaning to the phrase "I'm gonna blow my load!"
 
Apparently thats just the way it goes :-s

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see :ermm:
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Should I be concerned that Vannila Ice is on that list and I'm not :blink:



Adds a whole new meaning to the phrase "I'm gonna blow my load!"
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:rollin: ahahahaha


I've heard of this before.... :ermm:

what a horrible experience... imagien if it was their first time ever.... they'd never wanna do it again :lol:
 
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whheeeee!

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I amuse myself :p


I have to go to the school today and get my mentor (the pickle) to fill out my official end of year report and I'm scared that she's going to rip me to pieces like she did with the un-official one
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I amuse myself :p
I have to go to the school today and get my mentor (the pickle) to fill out my official end of year report and I'm scared that she's going to rip me to pieces like she did with the un-official one
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i wouldnt worry ya will fly by

wanna borrow my horse will be in china town by tea time :lol:

good luck anyway
 
I dunno, she's a bit of an anal annie... I made 2 mistakes in my first block of teachign and then the rest went fine but she hasn't been able to get over those 2 mistakes, and my last 4 weeks I worked my ass off and still all she could go on about was my 2 mistakes :no:

everyone who has read the report said it was a nasty piece of work and now I gotta go back and play nice when al I wanna do is :perrin at her

*sigh* the things we must do :no:
 
lets see now

I must demonstrate knowledge in the following areas:
- Professional Knowledge
- Professional Practice
- Professional engagement

ggreeeaaatt :rolleyes:


looks like I'm up for a bucket load of work :rolleyes:
 
tommorow guys i may be missing in action as im off to china town at 2pm UK Time

is it by plane nope

is it by concorde nope

is it by foot nope

its by horse :lol:

im learning the canter yes the canter to china town :lol:

so i want to tell u all that if i do go missing ill be on a beach somewhere abroad by tea time ill wave to my US Friends and australian friends as i fly over so look out :lol:
 
i have to go to bed. i have to get off the computer. thats a really hard thing to do man :no:
 
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