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Some random questions,
1) What is the meaning of life?
2) Why does it always rain on me?
3) Who killed JR?
4) Why do pirates bury treasure?
5) What do you see when you close your eye?
6) If blind people see 'darkness' how can they be truly blind?
7) How do you know that God exists?
8) Why do people sometimes cry when they are happy?
9) What came first the egg or the chicken?
10) Did God create us in His image? What was He thinking?
 
Some random answers
1) What is the meaning of life? The experience of living, the course of human events an activities, animation energy and action or the organice experience that distiguishes living organisims from non living ones
2) Why does it always rain on me? Cause you didn't buy a good umbrella
3) Who killed JR? The Red Tellie Tubby
4) Why do pirates bury treasure? So they can go on treasure hunts
5) What do you see when you close your eye? the back of my eyelid
6) If blind people see 'darkness' how can they be truly blind? because the act of seeing or vision occurs through the capture and movement of light within the retnia
7) How do you know that God exists? Of course I exist silly
8) Why do people sometimes cry when they are happy? Because I kicked them under the table
9) What came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken came first.. and then 9 months later the egg arrived
10) Did God create us in His image? What was He thinking? ... that's the whole point.. I wasn't thinking..(if you're confused refer to question 7)


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Some random answers
1) What is the meaning of life? The experience of living, the course of human events an activities, animation energy and action or the organice experience that distiguishes living organisims from non living ones
2) Why does it always rain on me? Cause you didn't buy a good umbrella
3) Who killed JR? The Red Tellie Tubby
4) Why do pirates bury treasure? So they can go on treasure hunts
5) What do you see when you close your eye? the back of my eyelid
6) If blind people see 'darkness' how can they be truly blind? because the act of seeing or vision occurs through the capture and movement of light within the retnia
7) How do you know that God exists? Of course I exist silly
8) Why do people sometimes cry when they are happy? Because I kicked them under the table
9) What came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken came first.. and then 9 months later the egg arrived
10) Did God create us in His image? What was He thinking? ... that's the whole point.. I wasn't thinking..(if you're confused refer to question 7)
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WOW!!! Thanks! eer God :lol:
 
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that was fun :lol: mind you I was typing fast and it has since occured to me that there are many typos in the answers :lol:
 
Some Not-So Random answers for Forever_Mike :yes:

1) What is the meaning of life?
Ans: In three words I can explain what I've learned about life, IT GOES ON. :yes:

2) Why does it always rain on me?
Ans: U must be tallest person...so it rains on u first and then on others :yes:

3) Who killed JR?
Ans: JR....not ME!....but i really hope to kill someone someday! :banghead

4) Why do pirates bury treasure?
Ans....They bury the treasure so that someone can dig and find them...u know...locks are not easy to break :yes:

5) What do you see when you close your eye?
Ans....When I close my eyes....I see HIM! :innocent:

6) If blind people see 'darkness' how can they be truly blind?
Ans....... LOL...I never knew...there was colour named "Darkness"!

7) How do you know that God exists?
Ans....On a child's face...i know god is there :yes:

8) Why do people sometimes cry when they are happy?
Ans...Because LJ had kicked them under the table :yes: ...u know...LJ cannot see anyone being happy! :D

9) What came first the egg or the chicken?
Ans. * :unsure: should i answer this question? what if i get warned? *
NO COMMENTS (sorry...i would not like to answer!)

10) Did God create us in His image? What was He thinking?
Ans....I'm not a spokeswomen for God. You have a question about what God thinks, ask Him, yourself. I'm not going to broker God's words. :flowers:
 
cant believe she also sings in english, errm mum thinks she has a nice voice..NO F ! % K I N G WAY...mu voice is so much beter then hers...just wait till i OWN the stage!

I WILL ROCK THE MUSIC WORLD!
 
Oh my :rofl: I'm just totally loving these profiles, the comments crack me up :rofl:
 
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