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Posting here and thinking reluctantly about the homework I'm supposed to be doing.
 
fairy tails with a twist or two or more.......LOL

Obviously posting here and thinkin' about dopped out fairy tails :lol:
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I still think Snow White runs circles and does pirouettes around Cinderella cause the story is faaar more exciting. 'Death' makes things more interesting, don't it? The stakes are higher and the victory of life and love even sweeter.

Cinderella loses a friggin' shoe, big deal. The snowy gal loses her life. And also, that other chick at least got to dance with her prince twice or somethin'. Snow White has to die in order to meet him. But then again, in other stories people change roles, or part of them or at least for some of the time.....
 
Eating with the family at a restaurant and so excited to hear black or white on the juke box here out loud :D
 
Rememberin' some funny stuff i got in my e-mail quite some time ago

You are getting old when everything that still works hurts and what doesn't hurt isn't working any more. :lol:

One day three men went on a trip. They got to a rapid, furious stream. They had to get on the other side, but had no tools. The first one started to pray:
- Lord, please give me the strength to cross the river! God gave him two strong arms and two strong legs and with great difficulty he could swim for two hours, reached the shore while in danger of drowning twice.
Seeing what had taken place, the second man prayed:
- Lord, please give the strength and….the tools to get by!
God gave the man a small canoe and two paddles and with huge efforts in one hour he got to the other shore, but he was in danger of rolling up in the river twice. The 3[SUP]rd[/SUP] man, having learnt from the other two prayed:
- Lord, please give me the strength, the tools and…..the intelligence to pass!
God transformed him into a woman who checked the map, walked for 200 metres [0.12 miles for those on the wrong side of the pond] and crossed the bridge over the river. :p


A man is driving on a narrow mountainous road with all kinds of turns. From the front comes a woman. When they meet she shouts through the window: Pig!!! The man answers back: B%tch!!! They both continue their journey. At the next dangerous turn the man hits a huge pig on the road.

If only men were capable of finally LISTENING to women….not just hearing them


A couple goes vacationing on a lake where you could also fish. The man enjoyed going out on the lake early in the morning and fish; the woman would rather read. One morning, the man came back from fishing and went to sleep for a while. The woman decided to take the boat even though she was unfamiliar with the lake. After a bit of roaring she started to read.
Shortly after a coast guard appears and tells her:
- Good mornin’ ma’am. What are you doin’?
- I’m reading.
- You are in the „No fishing area”
- But i’m not fishing, can’t you see?
- Yes, but you have all the necessary equipment. You’ll have to follow me and i’ll give you a fine.
- If you do this, i’ll denounce you for sexual harassment!
- But….i haven’t laid a finger on you!
- Yes, but you have all the necessary equipment.

Moral: Don’t fight with women who can read….[and worse than that, write]


11 people are holding on to the cable of a elicopter – 10 men and 1 woman. Because the cable is not strong enough to hold 11 people they decided one person had to jump or they’ll all die. They couldn’t choose the person. That’s when the woman started a short, but emotional speech saying that she will sacrifice herself because women are used to giving up in front of their husbands or sons, they give everything to men without receiving anything in return…By the time her speech was through, all the men started to
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Moral: Never underestimate the power of women ;)



What is the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman would like only one man to satisfy all her needs, while a man would like all women to satisfy his only need.



And btw of girls and men and their supposedly diverging needs.....here's a funny magnet i bought earlier this year

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Doesn't the above remind you of this

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The only difference is the chain on Michael is longer then the one in my magnet. He needed it that length for the dance moves obviously, otherwise the cover wouldn't have been quite as artistic :lol:
 
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