Would you erase MJs 90s records so you could also erase Invincible?

[Blues_Away2023]

Fck , the first diaper change and it was all over...

I guarantee that Richard will come along and say that we're all still wrong though

 

[DarylJoel_B]

Fck , the first diaper change and it was all over...

THE FIRST DIAPER CHANGE AHAHAAHAHAHAHA

well um ACTUALLY *coughs* Michael was in his prime while still a fetus. The first kick he gave inside Katherine was such a groundbreaking move that no other fetus could hold a candle to. After his moderate success with the single "WAHHHHHH", released in 1958, he definitely slided off the radar.

I guarantee that Richard will come along and say that we're still all wrong though

Watch at least SOMEONE take this too seriously.

 

[zinniabooklover]

Fck , the first diaper change and it was all over...

I've just been revisiting the viewing figures for the 1984 Grammys. The highest ever, apparently.

51, 670, 000!

That is a lot of deluded people. Who's going to break the bad news to them that they were all wasting their time and they weren't, in fact, watching history being made? I ain't doing it, lol.

 

[DarylJoel_B]

I was having such a shit day and now it's so good again?? WHAT IS HAPPENING TODAY?

 

[Fuzball]

I dunno about that. Maybe a bit later, when he was dancing along with the washing machine. That was one hell of a moment, so I believe.

The boy had rhythm - but clearly only for a few years. After that, nada!

ah, "Washing Machine" is a great song. Unfortunately it was never released.

Fun fact, a copy of the 1961 recording is in possesion of a few collectors.

 

[zinniabooklover]

I was having such a shit day and now it's so good again?? WHAT IS HAPPENING TODAY?

What is happening is, I'm starting a campaign (not) to raise money for therapy for all the people who went to Michael's Wembley shows in 1988. Seven shows, all sold out.

"Michael performed 7 sold out concerts at the Wembley Stadium in London with 72000 in attendance per concert and a total of 504000 which earned Michael a Guinness World Record. The concerts were part of the Bad Tour in 1988."

Those people need help. They need to be told that IT MEANT NOTHING. Nothing at all.

 

[@mjfanatic777]

No no you guys are ALL WRONG! When he walked from the kitchen to the couch. THAT is his MOST ground breaking moment in his WHOLE LIFE. HE WALKED SO GRACEFULLY IT SHOKE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!! I aspire to be like him one day and walk to form the kitchen to the couch

 

[zinniabooklover]

No no you guys are ALL WRONG! When he walked from the kitchen to the couch. THAT is his MOST ground breaking moment in his WHOLE LIFE. HE WALKED SO GRACEFULLY IT SHOKE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!! I aspire to be like him one day and walk to form the kitchen to the couch

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's the washing machine moment! I'm telling you!!!!!!!!

wah!

 

[@mjfanatic777]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's the washing machine moment! I'm telling you!!!!!!!!

wah!

No, I have to disagree with you on this one, it was when he walked form the kitchen to the couch

 

[zinniabooklover]

ah, "Washing Machine" is a great song. Unfortunately it was never released.

Fun fact, a copy of the 1961 recording is in possesion of a few collectors.

Hang on, I thought there was a 0.000001s snippet online?

 

[DarylJoel_B]

No no you guys are ALL WRONG! When he walked from the kitchen to the couch. THAT is his MOST ground breaking moment in his WHOLE LIFE. HE WALKED SO GRACEFULLY IT SHOKE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!! I aspire to be like him one day and walk to form the kitchen to the couch

oh, that's NOTHING. remember that time Michael walked from his bedroom to the BATHROOM?! And then took the LARGEST, STEAMIEST SHIT you could EVER imagine!! All that energy and dedication to something as mundane as his bowel movements... What a trendsetter. God, the most groundbreaking shitter of all time.

He truly paved the way for shitters across the world. The absolute G.S.O.A.T. (Greatest Shitter of All Time).

 

[zinniabooklover]

No, I have to disagree with you on this one, it was when he walked form the kitchen to the couch

I am unavailable for comment. I am in negotiations with a collector over a snippet of the Washing Machine song.

 

[DarylJoel_B]

I am unavailable for comment. I am in negotiations with a collector over a snippet of the Washing Machine song.

Also, maybe, could you see if they also have the original demo of "WAHHHH" in their position? And his most scandalous unreleased single, "I Want To Hold Your Hand Premaritally"?

 

[@mjfanatic777]

OMG GUYSS HAVE YOU HEARD THE CHAIR SONG???!!!!! IT’S UNRELEASED BUT MICHAEL MADE AMAZING CHAIR MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[zinniabooklover]

Also, maybe, could you see if they also have the original demo of "WAHHHH" in their position? And his most scandalous unreleased single, "I Want To Hold Your Hand Premaritally"?

Well, yes, yes, but don't forget I am also trying to organise therapy for more than half a million people. I can't leave those poor Wembley people just lost in their delusions about having attended a great show. IN THE 1980's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll get back to you.

 

[filmandmusic]

Michael’s defining moment was when he said hee-hee instead of mama as his first words

 

[zinniabooklover]

Michael’s defining moment was when he said hee-hee instead of mama as his first words

oh fk! Is there a snippet available?

 

[filmandmusic]

oh fk! Is there a snippet available?

nope the moment is doggone

 

[zinniabooklover]

I posted this a while back on another thread and I don't know if this is true or if it is just wishful thinking. Given the momentum Michael had in the 1980's (ahem!) I can believe it might very well be true.

 

[Fuzball]

Hang on, I thought there was a 0.000001s snippet online?

nope, all I can reveal is Michael sang the verses with an angry voice

"ooh, ooh
washin', washin', washin'
a washin' machine
ooh, ooh
wash it, mommy (Ooh bop tiddley bop)
automatic, systematic ..."

 

[DarylJoel_B]

nope, all I can reveal is Michael sang the verses with an angry voice

"ooh, ooh
washin', washin', washin'
a washin' machine
ooh, ooh
wash it, mommy (Ooh bop tiddley bop)
automatic, systematic ..."

WASH IT MOMMY AJSEHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

 

[zinniabooklover]

nope, all I can reveal is Michael sang the verses with an angry voice

"ooh, ooh
washin', washin', washin'
a washin' machine
ooh, ooh
wash it, mommy (Ooh bop tiddley bop)
automatic, systematic ..."

No, no, hang on. Hang on a doggone minute. I have it on very good authority from my (secret) source that it goes:

(Ooh, bip tiddley bip).

Bip. Not bop. Your source is crap, mate!

 

[DarylJoel_B]

YOU GUYS!!! FOOTAGE LEAKED OF THE OFFICIAL VIDEO FOR "WASHING MACHINE"!!

 

[zinniabooklover]

nope, all I can reveal is Michael sang the verses with an angry voice

"ooh, ooh
washin', washin', washin'
a washin' machine
ooh, ooh
wash it, mommy (Ooh bop tiddley bop)
automatic, systematic ..."

Also, isn't it 'sister-matic'?

 

[Fuzball]

Also, isn't it 'sister-matic'?

I think you're right. It's been a while since I was allowed to listen to WM

 

[Mister_Jay_Tee]

Omg. You are so cute

Why are you making heart eyes to a high schooler...

 

[mj_frenzy]

MJ was at his peak in 90s.... And that's a fact

That depends on one's definition of peak:

- As an artist, he was at his peak in the '90s.

- As a dancer, he was at his peak in the '90s (HIStory Tour).

- As a vocalist, he was at his peak in the '80s ('BAD' album sessions).

- In terms of commercial success, he was at his peak in the '80s.

- In terms of touring, he was at his peak in the '80s (BAD Tour).

Some people say that in terms of touring, he was at his peak in the '90s because the demise of the Cold War (in 1991) gave him the chance to gain new, additional audience from the Eastern European countries when he performed there during the Dangerous Tour and the HIStory Tour.

 

[Dorian]

This thread feels like a fever dream

 

[Mister_Jay_Tee]

This thread feels like a fever dream

I tend to have that effect on people

 

[Mister_Jay_Tee]

That depends on one's definition of peak:

- As an artist, he was at his peak in the '90s.

- As a dancer, he was at his peak in the '90s (HIStory Tour).

- As a vocalist, he was at his peak in the '80s ('BAD' album sessions).

- In terms of commercial success, he was at his peak in the '80s.

- In terms of touring, he was at his peak in the '80s (BAD Tour).

Some people say that in terms of touring, he was at his peak in the '90s because the demise of the Cold War (in 1991) gave him the chance to gain new, additional audience from the Eastern European countries when he performed there during the Dangerous Tour and the HIStory Tour.

Rare Frenzy W